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Xavier:
Stay hidden for while. I want to infiltrate the gang. I just may have some avenging chief beef to queef.

Percy:
No, I can't stay down here.

Xavier:
Calm it down. Close your eyes. Inhale. [pulls up a portable radio by saying "hold" to distract Percy for a while] Hold. Hold. Hold. Hold.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
I did it. You're a hit. Everyone loves you now. You even have a girlfriend.

Percy:
Really? Is he disabled?

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
Chief Master Guru, You have so many wisdoms left to teach me. Years of you and I together.

Chief Master Guru:
Of course, youngling. Uh, what's that behind you?

Xavier:
I don't see any-- [Xavier turns back to see the Chief dead] Chief Master Guru! I vow to ramble these worlds and find the evil ones who did this to avenge your death.

Chief Master Guru:
That gets rid of that headache. [teasing] Yes, avenge me. [laughs]

Xavier:
Chief?

[Chief Master Guru proceeds to play dead again]

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Mexican Gang Leader:
You did good, Percy. Sorry for beating you up before.

Xavier:
I can take it. I'm tough enough to join your little gang.

Mexican Gang Leader:
Nobody has ever survived out initiation. Come give it a try. Here's my card. It's got embossed-gold 12-point courier font on bone-white semigloss stock.

Mocho:
Bone white? I thought we all agreed to get eggshell white. Absurdity!

Mexican Gang Leader:
I'm the leader! I say bone white! [thinking] Its haunting elegance is so restrained.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Announcer:
Hey there, ho there, ladies and gentlemen, the opposing team is so intimidated by your troubled crazy mascot, they are forfeiting the game thanks to Percival Handfisher.

Fan:
Percy, I want to be your girlfriend! I want you, Percy!

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Announcer:
Troubled High, give a warm, troubled, hey there, ho there to your trouble cra-a-zy!

Dance Music:
Are you prepared for this moment? Are you prepared for this moment? Are you prepared for this moment? Are you prepared for this moment?

Xavier:
Frittata.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Announcer:
Hey there, ho there, ladies and gentlemen. Your crazies have a brand-new mascot who's played by Percy Handfisher, A sophomore whose parents were recently killed in a thresher.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
Now, who did this to you?

Percy:
These guys -- these Mexicans -- they carved their tag on me, and I was supposed to be the new mascot of the team, and they we're Mexicans, and they ruined my costume --

Xavier:
I could be your costume. Do you think you can fit inside me?

Percy:
No, but you could tell people I'm inside you and go put on a show as the mascot and make everyone love me, 'cause they think it's me, not you.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
What's wrong, kid?

Percy:
These guys -- they were Mexican, they were gang members, and they smashed my mascot costume.

Xavier:
You need to slow it down. Relax. Inhale. Hold. Hold.

[Xavier randomly drink in front of him]

Xavier:
Ahh. Hold. Hold. Little longer. Hold.

[Percy gets in a coma for inhaling]

Xavier:
Hale.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
To be a hero, you have to go looking for trouble. Wherever there is suffering, I was there. Wherever there is injustice, I was there. And where there is crying... I'm right here.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Mosquito:
Twas my only chance to save these younglings. Forgive mmm... [unintelligible buzzing]

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[the Mosquito struggles after he got done beating the bullies that bullied Xavier]

Xavier:
What's wrong? You're flying all funny. Did he clip you?

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Man #2:
My eye! My visual connection to this beautiful world has been severed!

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
Take that! Taste the pain!

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
I believe that we are all one. By helping this tiny mosquito, in a way, I'm helping your mother.

Man:
He's comparing the universal oneness of all life to your mama!

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Man:
You see what this weirdo here is saying?

Man #2:
Wait, which weirdo?

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Man:
What in the human intimates you doing, freak? Bestial-ulating that skeeter?

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
Easy, stranger. Your leg looks dislocated pretty bad. I'll pop it back in, but it's gonna hurt. Ready? Inhale. Hold. Hold. Hale. Always glad to help my brethren in the kingdom of life.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
They say 'tis often the tiniest among us hath the biggest need. You hear that? Of course I do. I'm the one who asked.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Man:
Hey, where you headed, mister?

Xavier:
Whichever path frau destiny sets beneath this seeker, this pupil of the universe is as good as any.

Man:
Cool. Check this out.

[shows his penis, then spurts out blood]

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
[thinking] So maybe we are just blips in a void of nothingness. And now it's time for me to walk away. [echoing] Walk away, walk away.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
You and I both knew what we had couldn't last. I do love you. But the love of my life is a lady named "Ramblin' On."

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
Here's a new philosophical query for you to chomp on.

Man:
Oh my god! What a thought. It's intense!

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Burbury Visitor Info:
That music -- So soothing. Its the notes he's not playing.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

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