Jacket:
Let's go the phones -- Get some comments and queefs. Line 3, What do you think of that ominous admonition?
Line 3:
Do you know where your wife is right now?
Jacket:
Sure, she's at home watching the show. Hey, hon!
Line 3:
Wrongo. She getting humped raw by a negro and lovin' every black inch.
Jacket:
What kind of proof do you h-have?
Line 3:
I saw 'em canoodling over at Oodle's House O' Noodles, enjoying their two-for-one special.
Jacket:
That's impossible.
Line 3:
I know a deal like that sounds impossible, but folks ought to head down to Oodle's on route 9 and check it out for themselves, before the offer ends next Friday.
Jacket:
[voice breaking] That sounds like the kind of deal that everybody should take advantage of, kind of like the way my wife has taking advantage of me!
