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Clip:
Hey, bunghole, cease that inner yapping.

Xavier:
I don't want no trouble, mister.

Clip:
Freak! If you didn't want trouble, you shouldn't have wandered into Burbury Connecticut.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
[thinking] What Doth Life? Are we just fleshy blips in some meaningless tew of cosmic oblivion? Or is it vice-reversa? Is our every trollop through fate's garden infused with a mystic-- [gets hit by a bottle]

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hambrosia:
I feel them entering. It's so nice to finally have someone inside of me.

[Hambrosia disintegrated]

Hambrosia's Mirror:
W-Where'd I go.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurlan:
What are y'all doin all up inside my Meemaw?!

Doc:
Nothin'. We found another world, where beauty and freedom reigns, and misery has no place.

Hurlan:
If I give y'all 8 bucks, could I go there?

Doc:
Yeah.

The Reverend:
Or we could make a whole lot of 8 bucks.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurlan:
Wow! This must be heaven. [sees Meemaw] Here's my first virgin. All right. Get you out of pecker jail there.

[sees The Reverend & Doc that came outside of Meemaw's vagina]

Hurlan:
Some virgin.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Doc:
You slip in while Meemaw was sleeping?

The Reverend:
I love it so much. I'm gonna move here for good. Got a lead on a place.

[literally says "a place" card]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Doc:
Well, time for your thrice weekly pap smear.

Meemaw:
It really has to be this often?

Doc:
You got a lot of pap to smear.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurlan:
They need a plane of misery flown into the building of their happiness... I will have always loved you, Dirette. Guess I'm gonna have to settle for my 72 virgins in heaven.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Direne:
I got a feeling your girlfriend's teste-chesting my hubby right now. Let's make out and get 'em jealous.

Hurlan:
Let me be sad. No one understands my pain.

Direne:
You can do whatever you want to my body. You can go around the world. Just, uh, stay out of Africa. There's a genocide going on there right now.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Direne:
Too bad your fool wife's in the way. If only she could be gotten rid off.

Jacket:
Well, don't worry. [pulls out knife] I'll take care of our little problem.

Direne:
And put it in writing what I'd own?

Jacket:
I'll sign it in blood and slime on the dotted line.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[Jacket pulls out his keys to distract Hurlan while talking to Dirette]

Jacket:
Would you do me the honor of meeting me at the base of hump mountain?

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Direne:
You ogle her any longer, her cans will explode. You are objectifying that poor piece of ass.

Jacket:
Sorry, hon. I just --

Direne:
Looks like a real bitch to me. [to Dirette] He...married. So don't even think about it, hussy. I got to go drain my main inverted vein. [hisses]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurlan:
Everybody, this my lady friend, Dirette.

Direne:
[to Jacket] Geez, Romeo, why don't you ever rape me with your eyes like that?

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurlan:
I hope they make diapers for the heart 'cause mine's about to blow.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Doc:
There's something fishy about this guy. Let me do my job. [sniffs]

Doc:
Hey, he flies this plane into a building, the blood's on your hands. He's a Jihadi.

Hurlan:
I'm gonna miss my flight.

Doc:
You being belligerent, sir?

Hurlan:
Mnh.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Direne:
I got one! I got one! A Jew.

All:
[laughter]

Jacket:
[laughs] 'Cause of the Jew.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Jacket:
Hey, Stro, why don't you buy the lady a drink?

[Hurlan blushed then randomly recorded the camera on Direne's breasts]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Direne:
Local tip -- Money works backwards here, so the more you pay, the cheaper it is.

Hurlan:
Nobody this nice to me back home. I'm gonna save a bundle.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurlan:
Oh, thank you, folks, for coming to see me off. I'm so excited to visit, uh...

Boss Hoss:
Uh, Truth...ton. Y'all have a good trip now.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Boss Hoss:
Heartshe, we have a problem.

All:
[screams]

Boss Hoss:
It's not that bad!

All:
[screaming stops]

Boss Hoss:
Hurlan wants to leave town.

All:
[short scream]

Boss Hoss:
That's about right.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Boss Hoss:
You got me by my immortalitestes, boy, and you are playing hardball.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Boss Hoss:
You know the curse. No one can leave, or everyone in the Holler will explode into dust, and you're allergic.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurlan:
Daddy, uh, I was thinkin"... [dramatic rumbling]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Meemaw:
Well, you failed because of you, I am going to die.

Hambrosia:
No. That's impossible. You can't die.

Meemaw:
Impossible is possible if the reality it's in is itself impossible, like the story I've been telling you.

Hambrosia #2:
What story? Was she telling a story?

Meemaw #2:
Yes, about you and me sitting here in this room. She got all the way up to that part where she told you... I am going to die!

Hambrosia #2:
You can't die. It's impossible.

Meemaw:
That's what I'm trying to tell you -- The impossible is possible if the reality that you are in...

Meemaw #2:
Creates another reality where the reality created in that reality creates that very reality...

Meemaw:
That in and of itself created that first reality...

Meemaw #2:
If they create each other. Then...

Meemaw:
Any...

Meemaw #2:
Thing...

Meemaw:
Can...

Meemaw #2:
Happen!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

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