Mexican Gang Leader:
Friday night is Taco Tuesday.
Xavier:
This week, instead of eating tacos, let's just talk...oh.
All:
Oh.
Xavier:
So, who wants to spill it first? What do your heart spirits have to say to your mind-sacs?
Mocho:
I guess I tend to use my switchblade as a defense mechanism.
Mexican Gang Member #5:
You guys are the only family I have -- Maybe because you guys killed my family.
Mexican Gang Member #4:
Before tonight, I could never express myself with words. I always did it like this. ["La Cucaracha" plays]
Mexican Gang Member #5:
[crying]
Mexican Gang leader:
You're right -- Rape is not an excuse. It's a reason, and tonight, everything seems so reasonable.
Mocho:
I'm big now, but I recently dropped 230 pounds. Yeah, I dumped your wife! I guess I told that joke as a way to avoid the real issue. I love your wife. She dumped me.
Mexican Gang Member #4:
How do they expect me to stay out of jail? That's where all my stuff is.
Mocho:
Here's why I never take off my shirt when we go swimming. [shows his belly that drawed himself showing another belly as poop]
Mexican Gang Leader:
So she says, "Oh, that puppy is the cutest thing in the world." And it's like, I'm standing right here, Mom. I'm standing right here.
Mexican Gang Member #4:
Maybe I do have more issues than a magazine stand, but all those magazines are puro fancy. I wanted to be a vato. I just want to groom and train poodles.
Mocho:
I secretly groom and train poodles.
Mexican Gang Leader:
Are you guys messing with me? Whenever you turn your back, I secretly groom and train poodles. Watch. Turn you back. I'm doing it. I'm doing it!
Mexican Gang Member:
I can't see. My back is turned.
Xavier:
Passion -- This is what gangbanging ought to be about.
