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Bar Redneck:
Look what happened to my finger!

[points out his swollen eye]

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

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[Hurlan's thoughts while getting bruised by townsfolks]

Hurlan:
And that's when I decided I didn't want to be a doctor no more.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurshe:
Doc! Pull my pearly whites so I can get covered in pearly whi--

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

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Boss Hoss:
All the folks in town are gonna be desperate to bribe your vote, so you can just sit back and "rape" in the "rearwards" of your doggie-tastical position.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

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Hurshe:
Where is he? Where's my baby?

Doctor:
He's probably the number-four lunch special at Vittleton by now.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

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Cutter the Vet:
I'm gonna be a granddaddy?

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

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Hambrosia's Mirror:
[talking in valley girl accent] Hey! You won't believe what Hambrosia's doing right now! She's so evil and two-faced.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
Some children are just naturally talented. We'll never know why.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Clancy:
Father, I can't stand to see you like this.

Bertrum:
He's revolting! We should just put him out of his misery.

– Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

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Saul Malone:
Charley horse!

– Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

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Mr. President:
Need I remind you we are bound together but the most powerful of all bonds?

STRATA Operator #1:
Well, yes, I know that, sir.

Mr. President:
Bonds that link us.

STRATA Operator #1:
Uh, yes, I-I'm well aware of that the bonds, sir.

Mr. President:
Secret bonds.

STRATA Operator #2:
Uh...blood bonds?

– Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

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Saul Malone:
These cockeyed copulators are drunk on fornication and cheap pineapple wine.

– Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

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Saul Malone:
Hedonistic, orgiastic intercourse mongers! What carnal assault will they unleash on each other next?

– Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

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Robot:
What the hell are those -- Mongoloids or something?

Saul Malone:
I thought that at first, but chinamen they are not.

Robot:
I meant retarded.

Johnny Tambourine:
My twin sister's retarded. Or was she chinese? Oh, that's right -- She was stillborn.

– Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

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Saul Malone:
Who knows what hot, dirty, little methane-filled crack that might shaft may have fallen into?

– Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

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[Saul screaming while falling]

Saul Malone:
It's a STRATA communication antenna.

[Saul goes back to screaming]

– Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Announcer:
Meet Saul Malone. Some people are people. Other's geologoists.

– Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

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Jim:
The fate of the world is in your hands, Todd Rogers.

Saul Malone:
It's me -- Malone. Saul Malone.

Jim:
Then what are you doing with Todd Rogers' cold sore?

Saul Malone:
It's a mustache.

Jim:
The coldest sore of all., Todd Rogers. The coldest sore of all.

– Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

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Hurlan:
People of Heartshe, we need no longer live in fear of the Lord!

[Hulran shows The Reverend (Lord's Head)]

Sheriff:
He who kills the Lord takes on his powers. Kneel before the Godslayer, for he is now Lord!

[everyone begs for Hurlan]

Grinder:
I ain't askin' for much, Lord, I just want dinner jeans, I want lunch jeans, I want taco jeans.

Sheriff:
I want purple jeans, I want candy jeans, I want little jeans, the tiniest jeans you've ever seen in your life.

Hick Townfolk #3:
[singsong] Jeans, a blue jeans, a red jeans, green jeans, too.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

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Hurshe:
[moans] Oh, God. Oh, your lack of existence.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurshe:
Damn you, Lord. You proved to me you exist! And now I'm weighed down by the damn morals that come with belief. Now I can't wish my brother dead, you dirty trickster.

Hurshe:
You've won this round, O Lord, but I will get you in the next life, right after I finish devoting the rest of my days to the christian church!

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurlan:
We gonna have to make some drastic cuts until I'm housebroken.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurlan:
Well, that's only because my diaper expenditures is just a hair astronomical.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurlan:
Y'all sell lotion for chafed chafe?

Direne:
What flavor you like? Beef or fish?

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

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