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Devin:
Turns out, I'm violently allergic to hot peppers, especially when rubbed into my eyes, so, yeah, my vision's kinda off. But don't tell Carrie. I'm trying impress her, you know, lay the land for when I tell her I like like her.

– Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

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[The Haters and Surfer Dudes reach the Don box when they arrive in the Arctic Circle]

Brody:
Oh, it's a Botch-or-Watch! I rode the bull in Alberta, so this one is you!

Geoff:
[reading] "Find a ring somewhere hidden in the snow and toss one onto a narwhal." Ah, narwhal, ha.

Brody:
So what's a narwhal?

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[Best Friends' interview]

Carrie:
You know, the Goths really kicked butt in Alberta. Think we should try to form an alliance with them?

Devin:
Alliances are just invitations to get stabbed in the back. You can never really know anyone. As soon as you think you do, wham! They rip your heart from your chest and they eat it.

Carrie:
Okay, so… is that a no?

[Goths' interview]

Crimson:
You were so friendly with the Besties. You practically smiled.

Ennui:
They're survivors, like us. I felt a kinship.

Crimson:
Do we try to form an alliance?

Both:
No.

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Stephanie:
Second doesn't win a million bucks. We've only been first once because you keep dragging us down!

Ryan:
Me? You're the one that wouldn't eat any beans.

Stephanie:
Whoa, whoa! Look who's playing the blame game!

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Geoff:
Cool, we're flying to the Arctic Circle!

Brody:
Awesome! Circles are my favorite shape, dude!

Don:
The Arctic Circle, home to the world's harshest climate, whitest animals, and favorite storybook characters. Teams must fly here by Cessna, two teams per flight, to get their next tip. And they'll be chilled to the bone to find out there's another boomerang in play. Find this attached to your tip, and you can make another team repeat the first challenge. Just our way of adding some, "Oh, that's cold." to the cold.

– Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

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[Father and Son got eliminated because, they were last one after eight teams]

Dwayne:
Oh, I can't be too obsessed. The race has really changed Junior and me. My son's going home a man.

Junior:
And thanks to his new tattoo, my dad is going home a woman. [chuckles]

Dwayne:
Yeah, I'm gonna grow a beard.

Junior:
Probably for the best.

Dwayne:
Hey, you wanna go home and binge-watch Total Drama Pahkitew Island?

Junior:
Only if we can laugh until soda squirts out your nose.

Dwayne:
Of course we can, son. Of course we can.

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Stephanie:
There. I did it.

Ryan:
Excellent. Now, grab the tip.

Stephanie:
Why don't you grab the tip?

Brody:
[pained] I wish I could've taken the tip, and you'd be the one ridding the bull.

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MacArthur:
[interview; impressed by Owen's big rumbling fart with Sanders wearing a gas mask] Man, can that guy airbrush his boxers?

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Ryan:
Come on, babe. You can do this. You're stronger and scarier than anyone I know. Take a deep breath. [Stephanie breathes heavily] That's it. Just… [Stepahnie drops the spoon and starts gagging; sighs] You know what? Maybe you can't do it. Maybe you're not as strong as I thought. You're not a winner at all. But a… LOSER!

Stephanie:
[gasps in shock, picks up the spoon, and scarfs some beans] I… am not… a loser!

[Haters' interview]

Ryan:
As a certified trainer, I know how to motivate people who lack confidence.

Stepahnie:
[placing her hands on her gut, trying to hold her vomit in] I'm confident. These beans aren't gonna stay down, ugh, much longer. [vomits]

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Stephanie:
OPEN YOUR EYES! Our donkey is going way slower than the other ones, it wants us to lose! [interview] I'm not too competitive.

Ryan:
[clears throat] Yes, you are.

Stephanie:
Are you okay, sugar-plum? I just wanna win, and this is a competition. So, yeah, [gets up] when things get tense, we can't hold back! [walks closer to the camera, inch-by-inch] We gotta dig deep, work hard, give it everything!

– Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

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Ennui:
Leaving Romania is tough. But leaving Romania to go to a tropical paradise full of sunshine and happiness? [he and Crimson both sigh in dismay]

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Emma:
While trying to encourage Kitty to drive into the bay, I brought up the pool to our grandmother's condominium.

– Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

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Izzy:
Don’t worry, I’m not giving up.

– Total DramaRama, Season 2  Show Quote

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Izzy:
I have bad wipeouts all the time and I’m fine! [laughs maccanicly] Come on! [wipes to the kitchen] First, you don’t show somebody love by making them drink boring old water, you do it with root beer! [grabs out the root beer from the fridge] This stuff’s gonna be good for plants, I mean it’s got rot parts in the eighth- [sprays away Izzy’s plant with the root beer]

– Total DramaRama, Season 2  Show Quote

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Owen:
There’s gonna be a 1:45 button in here somewhere!

– Total DramaRama, Season 2  Show Quote

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Courtney:
Good job General, Did you find my coin in her pocket!

The General:
Nope! Just this card MacArthur plumbing!

Chef Hatchet:
That's the plumber I called!

The General:
Uh whoops!

MacArthur:
Get your own pants of the toilet Chief, Unbelievable!

Courtney:
Wait, but then what happened to my coin! Mom! What are you doing here?

Courtney's Mom:
Courtney! I hope I'm not too late, you forgot you coin for your presentation!

Courtney:
My Coin! Was at home?

Courtney's Mom:
You didn't want to leave it here in chase of robbers, remember?

Courtney:
Right! (laugh) I, I feel like this is partially my fault.

The General:
Oh, I'd say more than partially!

Courtney:
Hey hey, wait come on it was just a misunderstanding! Please! Mom!

Courtney's Mom:
Oh, sorry dear! Don't worry! Welcome visit!

The General:
Well, I hope you kids learned a lesson.

Izzy:
Yep and sorry General, I promise we will never call you for anything this silly, ever again.

– Total DramaRama, Season 2  Show Quote

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Cody:
You're gonna get it!

– Total DramaRama, Season 2  Show Quote

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Courtney:
Hey, if the robber didn't wanna be maimed in a convoluted trap built by preschoolers, then maybe she shouldn't be stealing coins.

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Don:
[as the Goths are again the first team to step on the carpet; spits out water, shouting] HOW IS ANYONE THAT QUIET?! [breaths deeply] Congrats on coming in first again. Can we hang some bells around their necks or something?

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Stephanie:
Would you get in the cage already?

Ryan:
[grunting] Dumb door! Too small!

Stephanie:
Ugh, come on! Suck it in! [pushes Ryan in the cage, his dress rips off; points and laughs at his underwear] Nice undies!

Ryan:
Hey, don't look at my butt.

Stephanie:
You wish I'd look at your butt. Now get in there! [slams the cage door shut closed]

Ryan:
OW!

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[Ice Dancers' interview]

Jacques:
I have no problem being the assistant here. When we skate, I'm always the magician.

Josee:
Eh, say what?

Jacques:
I lift you, carry you, twirl you around, ha. All you need to do is smile and not fall down.

Josee:
Wow. I hope I do this trick right. I'd hate to watch you get EATEN BY A LION! [gets up in Jacques' face, angrily]

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Don:
Father and Son, you’re the first to go on.

Father and Son:
Whoo-hoo!

Kitty:
Which one of us should drive?

Emma:
You're better at video games than me, but can you handle it?

Kitty:
I think so. [interview] I used to be obsessed with video games. One time, I played "Hockey All Stars" for two days straight. I would've kept going, but Emma unplugged my game station and refused to give it back until I took a shower.

Emma:
She smelled like a bag of wet popcorn. Ugh.

Kitty:
Not my finest hour.

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[The Haters step up to start the magic challenge]

Ryan:
All right, what do we do?

Stephanie:
So, the assistant goes into one side of the cage, the lion is in the other. The cage gets covered, and the magician puts the lever to the correct position to drop the divider and the lion off the stage. That way the assistant doesn't get mauled. Let's go. I'll be the magician.

Ryan:
Nah, nah. The girl is always the assistant, the man is the magician.

Stephanie:
You better hope that dress can fit over your thick head.

Ryan:
Aw, come on, Steph, be reasonable.

Stephanie:
Says the guy who dumped me on television.

Ryan:
[dismayed] Crud.

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Jacques:
Oh, Josee! Are you losing it?! They're GOTHS, not vampires!

Josee:
Are they, Jacques? Are they?!

– Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

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