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Ricky: What's wrong, sweetie? Trinity: You're always in jail for Christmas. Ricky: I'm gonna do my best to stay out of jail this year. That what the cruise all about. We're gonna go on the cruise instead of go to jail. I'll tell you what. I got a great idea. Why don't we have Christmas today? Trinity: Really? Ricky: To make up for all the Christmases I was in jail drunk. We'll have real presents and everything. Trinity: Cool! Ricky: (Gets out of the paddle boat) Come on out. [Trinity also gets out of the paddle boat and Ricky throws a glass bottle and a bag into the lake] Trinity: You're allowed doing that! That's littering! (Cuts to Ricky sitting on his car) Ricky: I've notice that if you throw something into a water. Body like a lake or an ocean that the next day you come back and it's gone. So somehow it takes it away and filters it through and just cleans it up like a garbage compactor or whatever. So it's not really littering if you ask me. (Cuts back to Ricky hanging out with Trinity) Ricky: That's fine. The water's gonna wash it all away, sweetie. Aw shit! We're gonna have to borrow a tire from somebody, Trin. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Ricky: What in the fuck? Are you dressed up like a bumblebee for? And why do you look like Indianapolis Jones? Jim: It's none of your goddamn business, Ricky. If you must know, Randy and I were rehearsing for a play for the Blandford Recreation Centre next Thursday. Randy: No! Mr. Lahey, we weren't rehearsing for a play. Jim: We were practicing, Randy. Randy: It's not Halloween, we're not doing community theatre. Jim: Randy. Randy: We're consenting adults. And what we do in the privacy of our own home is. Is fine, Mr. Lahey. Jim: Randy, please. Randy: And I don't care. I don't care if the whole world knows that we like to dress up, that we like to have some fun. And that, we're a couple. Hey everybody! We're gay! Ricky: (shocked) What? Randy: Say it, Mr. Lahey. It feels great. Jim: Alright Randy. We'll do it your way. Everybody. I'm gay. [The camera leans to a shocked Bubbles, who awkwardly turns away] – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Jim: Julian, I'm collecting paperwork and when I get enough, I can evict anyone in this park. You, Ricky, even little Bubbles here. And you know why? Cuz you all signed on the dotted line. I'm watching you, Julian. Like a shit hawk. Like a shit hawk. Come on, Randy. Bubbles: Julian, what's a shit hawk? Some kind of a shitty bird that swoops down and puts poop onto ya or somethin'? Julian: Bubbles, shit hawks don't exist, okay? He's just drunk. Don't listen to him. Bubbles: Well, can he boot us out of the park like he said he could? Julian: No, he's just being a dick. Listen, man. There's no way this operation's gonna draw heat, okay? I promise you that. Everything's gonna be cool. Just keep up the good work, man. Don't worry about him. Bubbles: Yeah, everything'll be cool. Just like it's cool every other time you promised me and you go back to jail and I'm left here by myself with shit hawks flyin' around, shit ropes comin' after me. Shitty this and shitty that. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Julian: Randy, a lot of barbecues look alike. You're probably on drugs or confused or something like you usually are. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Jim: Yeah, Julian? Jim Lahey here. Yeah, Public Idiot No. 1 has gone one step too far. We're in the eye of a shiticane here, Julian. Ricky: (attempts to take the phone out of Jim's hand) Give me the fuckin' phone. Jim: Ricky is a low-shit system. (Ricky takes the phone out of Jim's hand) Ricky: Julian, this is Ricky. Lahey's snooping around my fuckin'- Ah, this fuckin' thing. (throws the phone) – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[Alex is in his dressing room, playing Red Barchetta] Ricky: What the fuck are you doing wearing my clothes? Alex Lifeson: Oh, not this asshole again! What are you doing with my clothes?! (to Julian) I thought we had a deal here! No cops? Ricky: Just give me back my fuckin' clothes. [Randy walks into the room and sees Ricky, Julian and Bubbles] Randy: Alex, we're on in four... Alex Lifeson: Oh, great. Randy: I'm friggin' tellin'! [Randy runs out of the room] Ricky: You fuckin' asshole! Randy: Mr. Lahey! Bubbles, Julian and Ricky snuck back in! Ricky: Fuckin' dicks... Alex Lifeson: Guys, please. Gimme a break, here. I gotta get back on stage, I gotta get out of these stupid track pants and into my clothes right now! Ricky: What the fuck's wrong with track pants? – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[The boys walk to a manhole wearing garbage bags] Ricky: This is fucked up, Julian. Julian: Look boys, I'm sorry, alright? The security's a little tight. This'll be fun man. Bubbles: This is not fuckin' fun, Julian! This is bullshit! Julian: You wanna see Rush, Bubbles? Bubbles: Yes, I wanna see Rush! Julian: Get down there. You want me to go next? Bubbles: Please. What if something gets me? Bubbles: Ah! Something licked me on the knee! Something licked me! [Julian lifts up a grate] Bubbles: We did it Julian. Was that the Alex Lifeson? Julian: Shh! Bubbles: That is him! Ricky: Shh! Alex Lifeson: Sorry, Randy? I got this t-shirt for you to wear tonight on stage during the guitar changes. Randy: No thanks, Alex. I don't wear shirts. Alex Lifeson: Oh, no. You gotta wear a shirt. Please. Randy: Never do. Jim: Randy doesn't wear shirts, Mr. Lifeson. That's just the way it is. Alex Lifeson: Well, Mr. Lahey, maybe you can talk him into wearing this shirt. Jim: He doesn't wear shirts, not even in the winter time. [Notices Ricky, Julian and Bubbles walking towards them] Jim: How did you idiots get in here?! Bubbles: Hi, Alex. Ricky: Don't worry about it, Lahey. Hey, I know this guy! Randy: How's this shit? Bubbles: See this, Randy? When somebody like Alex Lifeson gives you a fuckin' t-shirt to put on, you're puttin' the fuckin' thing on. I don't care if you don't wear shirts. Randy: I don't wear a frig! [Bubbles attempts to put the t-shirt on Randy] Jim: Randy doesn't wear shirts! [Bubbles struggles to get Randy to wear the t-shirt while the other try to pry him off] Jim: [To the security guards] Take the garbage downtown, boys. [The guards drag the boys away] Donny: WHAT IN THE FUCK?! [The boys get out of the cab] Bubbles: This is fucked! Ricky: Fuckin' believe we gotta go down the same! Julian: Boys, it wasn't that bad. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[Julian walks Alex out to a cab] Julian: I'm sorry about all this shit, man. Alex Lifeson: OK. It's all right. Ricky: Fuck that! Don't even worry about him! [Julian pushes Ricky back while Alex tells the cab where to go] Ricky: Fuckin' shove me... Alex Lifeson: I'm going downtown. Ricky: You got enough money? Here's another dollar thirty-six there, dick tree. [Ricky throws the coins at his feet, Julian helps him pick them up] Alex Lifeson: I can't believe I'm picking this stuff up! Ricky: Just get the fuck out of here, would ya? He's kind of a dick. Julian: You fucked up big time. [Alex Lifeson gives Ricky the middle finger as the cab drives off and Ricky gives Alex Lifeson the middle finger] Julian: Ricky, Ricky, don't be giving him the finger. Ricky: He fuckin' started it. Julian: No, you fucked up big time this time, man. You wanna go back to jail? Because it looks like you do. Huh? Ricky: Julian, look. I fucked up and I'm sorry, alright? You got a better idea? – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Julian: Hey, buddy. Ricky: Julian! I came through, buddy! Where's Bubbles? Julian: He's at the vet. Don't tell me you got tickets... Ricky: I got better than tickets. Check this out. Julian: Ricky. Ricky. this. You're from Rush. Ricky: Yeah, it's Alex Lifeson. Alex, this is J... ah, Gored, uh, Downy. This is Alex. Hey, play I Like To Rock. Alex Lifeson: That's April Wine. Ricky: Well, play that Diane Sawyer song. Just fuckin' play somethin'. That's why you're here. [Alex Lifeson plays a song on the guitar] Julian: Ricky, what's he doing here? Ricky: I just borrowed him for a couple of hours from the hotel. Julian: You kidnapped him Ricky. Ricky: That's not kidnapping. Julian: You don't boro people. Ricky: It's totally cool man. We worked it all out. Julian: You were. Alright, can you stop playing this just for a second. Alright. he ya alright. I'm gonna untie you and you're not gonna call the police. He's just a big fan. He made a mistake. This isn't kidnapping. I'm sorry man. Like are we cool or what? Alex Lifeson: You untie me, you get me back to my hotel. It's no problem. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Alex Lifeson: Where are we? Ricky: The fuckin' best trailer park in the goddamn world, right here. Good people, good friends, and we're gonna see a little show. Look, the first thing I want to do is to make it clear, this is not kidnapping, okay? Alex Lifeson: This is totally kidnapping. Ricky: This is not fuckin' kidnapping! Alex Lifeson: This is fuckin' totally kidnapping. Ricky: I'm borrowing you for a little bit to play a little concert back at the trailer park! Alex Lifeson: I don't do that kind of stuff! Ricky: Look, you're in a rock band! You should be used to this shit! Alex Lifeson: Can I tell you something? You're a fuckin' mental case! Ricky: What the fuck are you talkin' about? Alex Lifeson: You are crazy! Ricky: It's not my fault you're this big fuckin'. Alex Lifeson: You're gonna go to jail for a long time. Ricky: I'm not going to fuckin' jail, believe me. This isn't kidnapping. I'm borrowing you for a little bit, alright? Bubbles: Oh, no big deal at all. Ricky just went and. Stole a human being! Ricky: It's like a little rehearse Lee. Play a couple of songs then you can go back to your little dream world or wherever the fuck it is you do with yourself all the time, playin' your fuckin' big guitar in front of people. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[Ricky walks up to a hotel front desk with a beat up old guitar] Desk Attendant: Welcome to the Prince Elliot. Ricky: How's it goin'. I'm Alex Lifeson's personal guitar tech and I gotta take this up to his room right away. Can I have the key, please? [Ricky walks into room 2112 quietly and sneaks up on Alex shaving in the bathroom] Ricky: Most rock stars are supposed to be really approachable and really fun and easy to talk to, but for some reason, Alex wasn't. Ricky: I need four tickets to your concert right now. We can do this the easy way or the hard way. Alex Lifeson: Look, look, I'm not a ticket agency, I'm sorry. I can't help you with the tickets. Ricky: You can't give me four tickets to your concert?! Alex Lifeson: I'm sorry. Ricky: He's just one of these guys that, 'Hey, I don't want to talk to anybody,' and 'I'm a big fancy rock star,' and 'You can't talk to me!' So, it pissed me off. [Ricky starts wrapping Alex up in duct tape] Alex Lifeson: Hang on a second, man! Hang on! [Ricky leads Alex down the hallway in his robe, duct-taped and ankle-cuffed] Ricky: Let's go. No fuckin' around here. You say a word about this and I'm gonna tell everyone you sexually assaulted me. Alex Lifeson: Come on, give me a break! Ricky: Come with me, just take it easy. We're just gonna go for a little ride. [They walk into the lobby] Ricky: Hotel Security! This man's drunk as fuck, he's on drugs, he's a male prostitute. I'm gonna escort him out of here! Desk Attendant: What's going on? Male prostitute? – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Angela: You saved me. Are you...? Monica: I am an angel. Angela: Like... Like a real angel? Sent by...? Monica: Sent by God. Angela: I knew there was something about you. Something so strong. Something so fearless. Something...Something I wanted to be. [Starts to cry] Monica: Shh...Look at me. Look at me, Angela. You are strong. You had the courage to make a sacrifice to save someone that you loved. And you taught me a lesson today. That love erases fear. For when I saw you out there, I would have dived into the deepest ocean to bring you back. Angela: It might not have been such a good idea. Monica: You made the choice, Angela. You want to live. You just don't want to live like this. Angela: But I can't change the past....Can you? Monica: [Shakes her head] But all you need to know about the past is that no matter what has happened, it has all worked together to bring you to this very moment. And it is this moment right now that you can choose to make everything new. Angela: You know something about almost dying? Monica: No. actually, I don't. Angela: All of a sudden, there's not a whole lot more to be afraid of. – Touched by an Angel, Season 1 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Monica: Something's happening to me, Tess. I'm afraid. Tess: Like being afraid of the sea? Sometimes we're afraid of what we can't control. But Angela is going to make her decision to let her secret free or to bury it deeper. Monica: I wish I could make that decision for her. Tess: That's not what love does. Monica: I've never had a friend before. Tess: And what am I? Chopped liver? Monica: You know what I mean. The more I get to know about human beings, the more I get to know about myself. – Touched by an Angel, Season 1 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Angela: It's funny. You seem to have all this wisdom but you don't know how to make a cup of coffee. Monica: That's the spice of life, I think. Everyone's on a different schedule. Maybe this is the night I'm supposed to learn how to make coffee. And maybe this is the night you're supposed to tell Carter the truth. – Touched by an Angel, Season 1 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Angela: Let me tell you something, Lundy. I lived with my father my whole life and I never knew him because he was too afraid to get to know me. Don't make the same mistake he did. – Touched by an Angel, Season 1 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Tess: People only carry on in the dark when they don't want you to see what they're doing. – Touched by an Angel, Season 1 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Angela: I love your accent. You must be from the old country, huh? Monica: Yes, Very, very old. – Touched by an Angel, Season 1 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Monica: I'm afraid of the water. Tess: Say that again? Monica: I never had to work near lakes and oceans. I always asked to be excused from those and I was. Bad memories of the Flood, I guess. Tess: This is ridiculous! What is the first thing an angel says? "Fear not. Be not afraid. Except for large bodies of water." Is that it? Monica: I know there's nothing to be afraid of. I know it doesn't make any sense. Tess: Well, actually, it makes good sense now. The thing you're terrified of is something she loves. Monica: Who? Tess: Your next assignment, Angela Evans. She's fighting a terrible fear. The kind that comes in the night and whispers in your ear 'til dawn and then sends you running to the sea just to get the voices to quit for a little while. But Angela's voices won't quit. Not until her own voice drowns them out. – Touched by an Angel, Season 1 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Tess: Any marimba playing going on in there? Monica: Beautiful music, Tess. Beautiful music. Tess: That's gonna be some kind of interesting book of memoirs she's gonna write. Monica: Right. It'll be worth waiting for. Tess: It always is, baby. It always is. – Touched by an Angel, Season 1 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Monica: God loves you. Elizabeth: Why? Monica: Because you're Elizabeth. Not Elizabeth the journalist or the prizewinner or the alcoholic but because you're you. God loves you. Elizabeth, this is not who you were created to be. You spent your whole life running and running and trying so hard to catch up to something that was never there for you. But all you've done was go farther and farther away from that precious love that is always there for you. Now you've almost lost that completely. Elizabeth: [Incomprehensibly, in tears] I'm sorry. I'm sorry! Oh, God, I'm so sorry!! What am I gonna do? Monica: You just did it. – Touched by an Angel, Season 1 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Elizabeth: And here it is. The pin from my ejection seat. Monica: The pilot gave this to you? Elizabeth: Honey, we lost two wheels in ground fire. There was no way I was going to try to land that thing. He thought it was the least I deserved. – Touched by an Angel, Season 1 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Monica: Why didn't you tell me from the start? Tess: Well, when you met Elizabeth, you made friends with a very strong and talented and interesting woman. If you had known then what you know today, you might have just seen the alcoholic and not the woman. And that's who we love and that's who we wanna help. Monica: But she doesn't want any help. Tess: Then it's up to you to help her want it. – Touched by an Angel, Season 1 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
G.L.A.D.I.S.: Clover, you'll have the laser nailfile. And let's avoid hitting the mayor's car again. – Totally Spies!, Season 4 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Jerry: [to Sparky, in a game of tug of war with him over the magazine] Ugh. Let go of that. [Sparky growls, then releases the magazine, looking cute. Jerry is holding the now slobbered magazine, sarcastically] Charming. [pushing Sparky aside] Moving on. – Totally Spies!, Season 4 Show Quote	added 8 months ago

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