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Irma:
My parents have been ruining my party for an hour. I hope you guys like pizza cuz there isn't gonna be anyone left in my house to eat it.

Hay Lin:
You're right, they're not inside!

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[Cedric is about to attack the Guardians (excluding Cornelia) and Caleb with a table]

Irma:
Cornelia!

[Cornelia flies down with her hair raised and using green Earth energy to levitate the table, a green outline surrounds her body and the table breaks]

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Irma:
Happy birthday, Pink Poopy Perky Pumpkin.

Will:
You know what would be a great gift? For you to never say that again!

Irma:
What's that, poopy?

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Elyon:
Oh man, I hate community service day! Maybe I'll stand out all night in the parking lot with a pen in my hand.

Taranee:
Maybe I'll sleep in my locker.

Will:
Guys, what is community service day?

Irma:
Okay, tomorrow morning there is going to be a list on this board: 400 jobs, for 400 kids.

Cornelia:
Out of those, maybe 10 won't totally stink.

Hay Lin:
And the last kids to sign up get the most gag-a-riffic ones.

Will:
It can't be that bad...

Cornelia:
Oh yeah? Try monkey bar scraper at the zoo!

[A flashback of Cornelia's community service takes place]

Irma:
Ok. You had it easy. I was a sewer ladder painter!

[A flashback of Irma's community service takes place]

Will:
Ok, got it! Get here early.

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Lilian:
Mom says you've gotta play "Wobbly Wobbly Walrus" with me!

Cornelia:
Beat it, shrimp. I'm going to bed early, and if you do anything to ruin my sleep, I will personally dropkick you into the wolf pit at the zoo!

Lilian:
You're mean!

Cornelia:
I'm not mean, wolves are mean! GO!

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Hay Lin:
You're in a grumpy mood.

Will:
You would be too if your mom was making goo-goo eyes at your history teacher.

Hay Lin:
Yeah? Go Will's mom!

Will:
[annoyed look]

Hay Lin:
[teasingly] I hear teenagers come here to make out. Suppose your mom will come here with Collins?

Will:
My life is over.

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Irma:
[Referring to a portal] Woah! Do you know what David Copperfield would pay for this?

Will:
Something's coming through.

Irma:
Water! [Irma summons a swirl of water]

Taranee:
Fire! [Taranee summons a fireball]

Hay Lin:
Air! [Hay Lin holds a metal pipe]

Cornelia:
Earth! [Cornelia levitates two rocks from the ground]

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Caleb:
He looks like an overgrown raisin.

Blunk:
Caleb jealous. Blunk da bomb!

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Yan Lin:
Shall we get down, Rebel Boy?

Caleb:
I thought all Earthlings were strange, but I'm beginning to think it's just the females.

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Susan:
Okay, birthday girl, but remember, no matter how old you get, you'll always be my Pink Perky Poopy Pumpkin.

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Uriah:
This pork chop tastes funny.

Clubber:
Hmm, must be why it was in the garbage.

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Taranee:
Does this look cooked to you?

Cornelia:
Taranee, it's a carrot! The only way it can harm you is if you're mugged by rabbits.

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Taranee:
Why not your place?

Cornelia:
Ah, problem. My last party was so unbelievably great my parents say I can't have another one until after I leave home.

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Caleb:
We have parties in Meridian. To celebrate the end of Klunderfeast we cook and eat an ox.

Cornelia:
We won't be doing that.

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Cornelia:
Hey girls! Party Friday, five o'clock, Irma's house. It's Will's birthday.

Hay Lin:
It's a surprise, so don't tell Will or Irma.

Elyon:
But you said it's at Irma's house.

Cornelia:
Well, that's what makes a surprise!

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Nerissa:
Welcome Frost, I am Nerissa. And I have brought you here to take your rightful place... among the Knights of Vengeance!

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Cornelia:
Have I mentioned how much I hate the spring?!

Hay Lin:
Cornelia, he's just a guy. Don't let him ruin a spectacular day!

Cornelia:
You speak but the words have no meaning.

Irma:
Come on! We all know you're bummed because Caleb decided to stay on Meridian.

Cornelia:
Him! Oh, he is so over! From now on, I am strictly an Earth-guy girl.

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Peter:
Nice reflexes!

Cornelia:
Nice muscles!

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Cornelia:
Not a word. Not one word.

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Cornelia:
[To Will, after she bought a cat for Cornelia to cheer her up, but Cornelia gave him to Lillian] Wow! You were right Will, ditching two little pests did cheer me up. Now to ditch the rest of you...

Irma:
Oh, hello, we get it. Miss Congeniality needs her sleep. [Irma and Hay Lin gasp]

[A purple light shines over her, and it is revealed to be a purple portal]

Hay Lin:
So, who ordered the incredibly impressive purple portal? Because I'm torn between loving the new violent violet twist and being kinda terrified by it.

Cornelia:
Will! This is my living room and my mom's in the kitchen!

Will:
I can't explain it. [Looks down at the now glowing Heart of Kandrakar] I think we're being summoned.

Taranee:
[To Hay Lin] Guess, what comes next?

Will:
Guardians unite!

[They transform and enter the portal]

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[The Guardians have gone through the portal and appear in a purple sky, looking at a purple fortress]

Will:
Ok, I am officially impressed!

Hay Lin:
But, what's with all the purple?

[Yan Lin walks down the entrance of the castle]

Yan Lin:
It's the Veil. Up close and personal.

Hay Lin:
Grandma!

[Hay Lin flies over to Yan Lin, then Irma and Taranee join]

Hay Lin:
You brought us here?

Yan Lin:
Nope. Not my mojo. Was minding my own business back at the Dragon, but when Kandrakar calls...

Irma:
Wait, wait, wait! Kandrakar exists? I thought it was just a magical brand name.

[The Mage appears through the portal]

Will:
Looks like we weren't the only ones invited to the party.

[Blunk, Caleb, Elyon and The Mage stand outside the portal]

The Mage:
The Queen of Meridian and her Honour Guard have arrived.

[Elyon runs over to the Guardians and hugs Yan Lin]

Elyon:
Its ok, Mage. To my friends, I'm always just Elyon.

Blunk:
Brave new world... means brave new stuff!

[Caleb walks over to Cornelia]

Caleb:
Hey, Cornelia.

[She turns her back to him]

[Two people in white robes walk up]

Althor:
On behalf of the Council, welcome to Kandrakar. Althor at your service :[gestures to a blonde woman next to him] and my venerated colleague is...

Yan Lin:
Halinor! [walks up to her, embraces her and laughs] Years have been good to you.

Halinor:
And you are as full of life as ever, Yan Lin.

Althor:
Come now! The fortress at the Heart of Infinity awaits.

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Althor:
Has the fortress met with your expected standards, young Guardians?

Will:
Oh, we're in awe. Definitely in awe!

The Mage:
Wait until you see the aurameres.

Irma:
Aura what?

Althor:
The aurameres!

[He opens a door which shows spinning orbs of the elements of the Guardians on a purple pedestal]

Althor:
This is Luba, Keeper of the Auramere Globes, the source of all Guardian magic.

Halinor:
The aurameres transmit Kandrakar's mystic energy across the dimensions to the Heart, and to the Guardians.

Caleb:
[To Cornelia] I wonder which one has your name on it. [She looks away, angrily] Right, whichever one is coldest.

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Will:
Oracle, we are honored to...

The Mage:
[passionately embracing the Oracle (another man to who Will thought was the Oracle)] My dear Oracle!

Yan Lin:
That's Tibor. Cute one is the Oracle.

Will:
Er... right!

The Mage:
I remain your humble servant.

The Oracle:
And yet, somewhat more affectionate than I recall. But I share your enthusiasm. We have all waited years for this day.

Hay Lin:
Isn't this exciting?!

Irma:
Isn't WHAT exciting?! I mean, I'm sorry, when can someone tell us what is going on?

The Oracle:
Now. Tibor, if you please.

[Tibor uses his powers to create a purple viewing globe, which visually depicts The Oracle's speech ]

The Oracle:
Since time immemorial, it has been the Council's task to protect the Infinite Dimensions. But thirteen years ago, Prince Phobos came to power. The threat he posed was so grave, we were forced to quarantine Meridian from the other worlds, to prevent the spread of his evil. And so, the Veil was raised. But now, Phobos has been defeated and a new day is about to dawn!

[The Council use their combined powers to create a ball of blue energy, which shoots up into the sky and turns Kandrakar blue]

Taranee:
Woah squared.

The Oracle:
It is done. The Veil has been lowered. May the need for it never rise again

Will:
[To Elyon] What are the Guardians of the Veil, if there's no Veil, to guard?

[Later]

The Oracle:
[To Yan Lin and The Mage] You would both be valuable additions to the Council.

Yan Lin:
I'm very flattered, Oracle, but also very retired.

The Mage:
I do accept this honour, but on Meridian, I am also tasked with keeping Phobos in his cage. The minion Miranda has already escaped.

Elyon:
Miranda escaped?! Why am I only hearing about this now?! Never mind, I have to go! I have to get her.

The Oracle:
I sense disharmony on Meridian, but your powers, unchecked, my young Queen, presents an equal danger. We have much to meditate upon, before you can return to your kingdom.

Caleb:
Your Highness, I will capture Miranda, no matter what it takes.

Elyon:
What it takes is teamwork.

[Cornelia looks away, angrily]

Will:
[shocked] Who? Us?! But I thought...

The Oracle:
You are now the Guardians of the Infinite Dimensions!

Irma:
Does that come with a raise?

Taranee:
Um, just one teensy-weensy glitch. When the Veil went poof, didn't all the portals poof with it?

The Oracle:
The Veil's passing opens up the old ways of traversing dimensions. Mage?

[The Mage uses her ring to shoot a blue beam of energy, to create a fold in space, through which they can see other dimensions (currently, Meridian)]

The Mage:
Will, what I do with my Mage Ring, you will learn to do with the Heart.

The Oracle:
And what they do with talismans, you may accomplish, simply as part of your birthright.

Elyon:
So, no new jewellery?

The Mage:
This, child, is a fold in space.

Hay Lin:
Next stop - Meridian!

[The Guardians go through the fold, appearing in the now smoking Meridian.]

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[The Guardians have just trapped the Knights of Vengeance]

Hay Lin:
[Using her powers to trap Frost and Crimson.] [To Irma] Aww, you look cute when you're helpless.

Irma:
You look parched, cowboy. [She unleashes a blast of water at Frost] [Irma and Hay Lin laugh]

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