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Tess: When are you going to learn to stop hearing and start listening, Miss Wings? – Touched by an Angel, Season 1 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Monica (beating Smokey at pool): Okey-dokey, Smokey. Four ball, side pocket. And the six ball left corner, not forgetting my favorite, number seven, in that corner. (She makes the shot) Robin: Whoa! Monica: One and three, into the corner, into the two, into the five, side pocket, kissing the eight. Smokey: What are you, delusional? The cue ball's blocked by the eight! (She makes the shot) Smokey: Where did you ever learn to play like that? Monica: Well, I once worked in a pool hall as a sort of security guard. – Touched by an Angel, Season 1 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[Trying to threaten Robin's ex-boyfriend] Charles: You know, bookmaking is illegal. Smoky: So's putting jerks in comas. – Touched by an Angel, Season 1 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Monica: Tess, isn't it amazing the different ways people think of to protect their feet. Tess: That's nothing. Look what they start thinking of when they start trying to protect their hearts. Monica: Charles? Poor dear. I can't even see his heart from here. Tess: Then you just gotta get closer. – Touched by an Angel, Season 1 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Lorenzo: We're done! Chet: [holding his stomach in pain] Oh, I don't feel so good. Lorenzo: That’s 'cause you ate puke, puke-eater! Chet: You’re a puke-water watcher! – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Carrie: NO, i think we're maybe lost. [a bird flies in Carrie's hand] Aw, (snickers) – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[Chet is about to retch after seeing Owen eating a camel's drool] Lorenzo: Do not spit that out, Chet, or we'll lose! [interview] My dad is a motivational speaker, and has taught me everything there is to know. Swallow! Do it! DO IT! Chet: [swallows] My barf is actually less spicy than the stew. [Crimson, Spud, Emma, and Jay all retch to prevent from throwing up as the LARPers and Vegans arrive] Leonard: We have to eat our own barf? [A camel retches and pukes on Miles] Laurie: [gasps in surprise] Real organic camel munch! – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[Brody and Mary eat their stew bowls while their partners watch] Geoff: When I first met Brody, he was eating a cat's hairball on a dare. Ha ha. It was pure awesome. Ellody: I met Mary at an engineering student's potluck dinner. We both brought pie chart pie. [giggles] We're quite whimsical. Geoff: Ha ha, pies. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Miles: [to the LARPers] Take hikes, not humps! Laurie: Okay, that slogan is really growing on me. [interview] Miles and I became friends when we met at an anti-meat meeting. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 8 months ago
MacArthur: I can't take this heat. Someone turn off the sun. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[Vegans' interview] Laurie: Our camel benefit was beautiful. And deserts are really hot. If we win the million, we're a launching a stop riding camels campaign. Miles: "Take hikes, not humps." Laurie: Or, we could call it something else. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Laurie & Ellody: Cumin, cinnamon, paprika, saffron, ginger. Ellody: That was surprisingly elementary. Laurie: I know, right? Don: As more teams reach the spice kiosk, flight #3 has finally arrived in Morocco. They'll need to hurry if they hope to catch any of the teams already in search of the culinary. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Don: Morocco. Originally named Italy until it was discovered there already was an Italy. Home to scorchingly hot foods, as well as scorchingly hot deserts. Flight number one has just landed. Now the teams need to find the Don box, and collect their next travel tip. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Chet: [on the telephone] Your plan won't work, Mom. We're not gonna become friends, because Lorenzo is a poo-head, that's why! Can't you just divorce his dad? Lorenzo: Hey, is that my dad? Chet: No, my mom! Lorenzo: [swipes the telephone out of Chet's hand] DAD! YOU'VE GOTTA DIVORCE CHET'S MOM!!! Chet: Quit it! [The Stepbrothers start fighting over the telephone] Lorenzo: Let go! Chet: MOM! Lorenzo: DAD! – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Mickey: Sanitizer? Jay: No need. I made a point of not touching anything. Juice? – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Don: The teams have arrived, and the flights have been booked. Flight #1 will carry Father & Son, Best Friends, Daters, Police Cadets, Ice Dancers, and the Reality TV Pros. Flight #2 carries the Sisters, Vegans, Fashion Bloggers, Mom & Daughter, Rockers, and Geniuses. And Flight #3 has the LARPers, Goths, Surfer Dudes, Adversity Twins, Stepbrothers, and Tennis Rivals. Who will win the next jaunt in our race? Tune in next time to find out. The Ridonculous Race…is to be continued! – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Carrie: Zipline? I always wanted to do that! Gerry: Zipline? I never wanted to do that! – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Ellody: Well that was illuminating. [interview] Based on the splatter, the wind velocity was 45 knots. Twenty more, and we'd be splattered. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Kitty: [enjoying the breezy wind] THIS IS SO COOL! Emma: Focus! This is life or death. Kitty: Come on, look at what we're doing, it's incredible! I feel so alive! Emma: Yeah. Make sure they put that quote on your gravestone. Jen: Promise me you'll never let go! Tom: NEVER! Can you believe people pay to do this? Laurie: We're doing this for you, Mother Earth! Don't kill us! – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Don: As most of the teams continue to climb or wait… and wait… and wait some more, the Fashion Bloggers are first to reach the observation deck, but the scare might be too much for them. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Sanders: Thighs on fire. So…queasy. MacArthur: So you're one of those skinny-fat people who can't climb ten flights of stairs without spewing chunks huh? What do you do? Yoga? – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Geoff: Hey, who pushed all the buttons? MacArthur: Gotta take the stairs. Sanders: Or, we could just wait. MacArthur: Hustle! Jen: [shrugs] Meh. This'll probably still be faster. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Don: Welcome, contestants! This is the starting line for your 26-part race around the world. Each part ends at a Chill Zone. Get there fast, because the team to stand on the carpet of completion, may be cut from the competition. But the first team to reach our last Chill Zone, will win…$1,000,000! [The contestants all cheer in excitement] – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Don: Ellody and Mary. Scientific geniuses who say they will use their winnings to support the science community. [Geniuses' interview] Ellody: Astrophysics is underfunded. Reality shows offer monetary prizes. Conundrum solved. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 8 months ago

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