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Michael: Plus, we heard you guys got pizza. Chase: And cake. Zoey: Oh, so you guys just want pizza. Chase: And cake! – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Zoey: Ok, Logan, tell ya what. I'll round up my best five girls and you round up your best five guys. And we'll see whose better at basketball. Logan: You serious? Nicole: Zoey! Zoey: I'm serious. Logan: Good. This Friday? Zoey: Why not? Logan: Then, you're on! Zoey: Good! – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Chase: Better be going. Oh, and be careful. Zoey: Why be careful? Chase: Well, it's the first day at school. Lots of kids like to pull pranks. Zoey: Like hanging your bike from a tree? Chase: Huh? Oh man. PUT THAT DOWN, YOU LITTLE FREAKS!! I gotta go. Later. Zoey: Later. Chase: Oh, and I forgot to say, "Welcome to PCA". Zoey: Go save your bike. Chase: Right. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Nicole: But that's my stuff! (Dana glares at her) That I'll be moving. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Nicole: Excuse me, have you noticed that she's the only girl on our team who can play this game? Coach: I think everyone here has noticed it. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Dana: Just pass me the ball whenever you can, and stay out of my way! Nicole: Works for me. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Zoey: (to Chase after he throws an old sandwich out the window) My hero. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Zoey: How many of you have ever played on a basketball team before? (A few raise their hands) Zoey: How many of you would say you're good at basketball? Quinn: Um, I once made a basketball explode! – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Martin : Bye See You Later! – Zoboomafoo, Season 2 (2000–2001) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Martin: Chris, hear that? Wind's starting at six o'clock! – Zoboomafoo, Season 2 (2000–2001) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Martin: Chris, now! Oh, no! Our water! – Zoboomafoo, Season 2 (2000–2001) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Chris: How are we gonna get to the closet with this sand blocking the door? Martin: It's the dry season on the African Savannah and it is hot. – Zoboomafoo, Season 2 (2000–2001) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Chris: If a skunk is thinking about spraying, it gives warning number one: foot stomping. Martin: If that doesn't work she moves on to warning sign number two: the handstand. – Zoboomafoo, Season 1 (1999–2000) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jackie: Okay, lower the basket! Come on, kids! Let's go inside and get us the milk right now! – Zoboomafoo, Season 1 (1999–2000) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Chris: Martin, hurry! And for backup, the hourglass. – Zoboomafoo, Season 1 (1999–2000) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[on Jaguar being the last car maker to put diesel engines in the cars] Jeremy: That is not going to work, and do you know the worst thing about this is? That Jaguar was working, we know, on an F-Type, a two-seater modern day E-Type and they cancelled that project, because they'd spent all their money on a diesel engine! – Top Gear, Series 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[during the news, Richard is talking about a reliability study] Richard: I think this reliability index, gets a bit weak here. Third most reliable make of car...Fiat. [audience laughs] I mean then it's got you know Honda, Volkswagen, Mercedes, Toyota, BMW, Volvo, all the people you'd expect, but in third place, Fiat? Jeremy: What have they got as being the most unreliable? Richard: Well this is good fun, because according to them the second least reliable make, least reliable make is....Subaru! Where did it go wrong? They're the most reliable cars imaginable! – Top Gear, Series 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[in the news] Jeremy: One place I could never understand why people stopped at was Little Chef. Because what they did was they took ingredients, and then ruined them. James: I once stopped at a Little Chef very early in the morning and I said, "Can I have an omelette?" The woman said "No, I'm sorry sir, the powder hasn't arrived yet." Jeremy: I once dropped a sausage from my plate at Little Chef, and it bounced. They made it out of old squash balls! – Top Gear, Series 18 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[On Chinese manufacture of counterfeit products, including copying of car designs] Jeremy: [on the street, wearing a host of knockoff clothes] The Chinese are very good at this sort of thing. I'm speaking to you now from behind a pair of fake Ray-Bans, wearing a fake Armani jacket, carrying a fake Louis Vuitton bag in which we find a fake iPad and a fake iPhone. And if we consult my fake Omega, we see that it's twenty-five to three. Probably. Which means it's time to pop into the fake Starbucks over there for a cup of fake coffee. It seems then that the expression "copyright infringement" doesn't translate terribly well into Mandarin. – Top Gear, Series 18 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
James (voiceover): Finally, it was Jeremy's turn. Richard: He's going to have to breathe. Oh, he's done it, he's done it! [after the build quality test with Jeremy's convertible, he gets out] Jeremy: [his voice is high-pitched from breathing helium] Right... [Richard bursts out in laughter] Jeremy: [still in a helium voice] I just have to say that's stu... it is stupid! It's just to test how big your lungs are! – Top Gear, Series 16 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Having reached 100mp/h]: Jeremy: No brakes, no brakes! [shot pans to flyby of Jeremy's car} Jeremy: This is not stopping! [shot pans to another flyby] Jeremy: Please STOP! [James chuckles] – Top Gear, Series 16 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[James and Jermemy are lining up their BMW 325 Convertibles for a 0-100-0 drag race] Jeremy: It's not the paving stone in the back I'm worried about; it's the automatic gearbox. Doing a drag race in an auto is like a 100 metre sprint in wellies, full of tadpoles. – Top Gear, Series 16 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jeremy: The Stig has gone... We're like Genesis now. Richard: We're not like Genesis! Jeremy: We are! And Then There Were Three! Richard: I hate Genesis! James: I hate the Stig! – Top Gear, Series 15 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[during the news] Jeremy: Now normally I wouldn't bring this up, but Citroën UK has appointed a new sales director OK? And his name is Charles Peugeot. [laughter] James: No, it isn't! Jeremy: I have photographic proof from Citroën [photo is shown on screen, proving that he is indeed named Charles Peugeot] Richard: It is! What were they thinking? What's his email address gonna be, charles.peugeot@citroën! [audience laughs] James: Hang on, hang on! What if they are lots of people called Charles Peugeot working at Citroën, so he ends up being [dissolves into laughter], charles.peugeot405! Sorry, it wasn't worth it! – Top Gear, Series 15 Show Quote	added 7 months ago

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