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Zoey:
(pulling the door) It's locked!

Chase:
What d'ya mean it's locked?

Zoey:
What d'ya mean what do I mean? When I say it's locked, it's locked. How many definitions of locked are there?

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added 7 months ago

Logan:
(on television) Hello, my name is Logan Reese.

Zoey:
I'm Zoey Brooks.

Logan:
Today we're gonna talk about some interesting topics. First: Girls in sports. Now, I think it's fine if girls wanna have their own little sports teams, but they should not be allowed to play in the guys teams! Zoey?

Zoey:
Yeah, you're right...

Logan:
Huh?

Zoey:
I said, "You're right"!

Logan:
Okay... Let's move on to our next topic then... Oh, yeah. Ordering at restaurants. I say girls take way too much time to order food. (with a girly voice) "Uh, I'm a girl. I'll have a chopped salad, but I want the lettuce on the side!" Guys are just like "Give me a cheeseburger!" End of story! Zoey?

Zoey:
I agree...

Logan:
Okay... For our next topic, let's talk about... Eating kittens! I feel people should eat more kittens! Eating little kitty cats for breakfast! Do you agree with that Zoey, hmm?

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added 7 months ago

Chase:
(in the Chase and Michael show) Would a woman make a better President of the United States than a man?

Logan:
Absolutely not!

Zoey:
You're an idiot!

Logan:
A woman can not be President of the United States!

Zoey:
Name one reason!

Logan:
Because girls are too emotional! Everytime she gets a pimple, she'll cry and start a war with Switzerland!

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added 7 months ago

Zoey:
Maybe we should to prove to Chase and Logan that guys can be just guys even when girls are around.

Lola:
How are we gonna do that?

Zoey:
By being around them when they don't know we're around them?

Nicole:
But if we are around them trying to prove it, we'll be around them, and we're girls, so they'll be around girls when we're trying to-

Lola:
Maybe you should let Zoey talk.

Zoey:
I'm saying what if one of us pretends to be a guy?

Nicole:
Ok, 4 problems with that: hair, face, boobs.

Lola:
That's 3 problems.

Nicole:
2 boobs.

Zoey:
We can get around those problems.

Lola:
It would be the ultimate acting role.

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added 7 months ago

Lola:
Hey, can you turn up the music?

Chase:
Yeah, sure... Hey, cool boombox!

Lola:
Thanks, I just got it.

Chase:
(after that, he accidentally pushed down the boombox from the roof into the ground) Was it expensive?

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added 7 months ago

Lola:
OK. Make me a dude.

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added 7 months ago

Chase:
May I suggest something please?

Michael and Logan:
What?

Chase:
Look, you guys both want the single bed right? So why don't we just say that whoever gets there first gets the bed, fair enough?

Michael:
I guess so.

Chase:
Kay good. Now the important thing to remember here is.. (pushes them to the ground and runs to get the single bed for himself)

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added 7 months ago

Michael:
Did you tell Zoey yet?

Chase:
Not yet.

Michael:
Man, when you gonna tell her?

Chase:
Soon.

Michael:
You better.

Chase:
I'm gonna tell her.

Logan:
Tell who what?

Michael:
You that you're annoying. [he pushes Logan, and the two start to fight in the hall]

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added 7 months ago

Chase:
We aren't even two hours in the new school year and you guys are already about to kill each other!

Logan:
No!

Michael:
Oh, I'm about to kill him though!

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added 7 months ago

Chase:
What's up with all the items?

Zoey:
Quinn's gonna be our new roommate for a while.

Chase:
Oh, oh! (sees that Quinn is looking at him) Oh! Heh, how nice! For all of you!

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added 7 months ago

Chase:
I have run all over this freakish campus with ninety pounds of stuff and I'm about to start coughing up blood!

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added 7 months ago

Zoey:
Umm, Quinn? Listen, since we're gonna be living together for a while, maybe we should go over a few... you know... rules.

Lola:
Yeah, like? No poison chemicals...

Zoey:
No nuclear experiments...

Lola:
No genetic mutations...

Zoey:
No cloning us without our permission... [Quinn picks up a jar with some green goo]

Lola:
And...no that!

Zoey:
Whatever that is...

Quinn:
Geez, are we gonna have ANY fun?

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added 7 months ago

Dustin:
(breaks up the boxing fight) Hey, what are you doing!

Logan:
(exhausted) We've been... boxing... to see...

Michael:
(also exhausted) ... Who gets... the single bed...

Dustin:
Why don't you just flip a coin?

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added 7 months ago

Zoey:
In love with me?! Chase?!

Lola:
(sarcastic) No, me. Marry me, Zoey. Please be my wife!

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added 7 months ago

Lola:
Ginny, come here!

Ginny:
What's up?

Lola:
'Blank' is in love with Zoey, fill in the blank.

Ginny:
Chase...

Lola:
Thanks for playing!

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added 7 months ago

Zoey:
Me and Chase are just friends! Fa-riends!

Lola:
And you're Fa-Crazy!

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added 7 months ago

Chase:
Timeout!

Logan:
What?!

Chase:
I'm giving you a timeout! Go sit on that rock!

Logan:
I'm not going to go sit on the-

Chase:
ROCK!

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added 7 months ago

Rebecca:
So, Lola...have you ever thought about being a model?

Lola:
Um...no. I'm more into acting.

Rebecca:
Oh! Well, that works too.

Lola:
What do you mean?

Rebecca:
Well it's just, you're so pretty. Actually, all three of you girls are. Must be something in the water at PCA. I better start drinking it!

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added 7 months ago

Zoey:
Oh, yeah. They were kissing.

Lola:
Are you a thousand percent sure they were kissing?

Zoey:
Either that or Chase was trying to suck the teeth out of her mouth...

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added 7 months ago

Michael:
So, Zoey just walked right in?

Chase:
Right in.

Michael:
She should have knocked first.

Chase:
Yeah, that would have been nice.

Michael:
And you're sure Zoey saw you and Rebecca kiss?...

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added 7 months ago

Chase:
Rebecca has a big problem with you and me being friends.

Zoey:
I know.

Chase:
She said... You know?

Zoey:
Yeah, she came to my room and told me to stay away from you.

Chase:
She sorta said the same thing to me today.

Zoey:
Did you explain to her that we're just friends?

Chase:
Yeah.

Zoey:
And she said?

Chase:
That if I wanted her to be my girlfriend I can't... Hang out with you anymore and talk to you.

Zoey:
Okay, I get it. Look, the most important thing to me is that you're happy.

Chase:
Me too so... I dumped her!

Zoey:
Good, that little skunkbag.

Chase:
...Zoey Brooks! Such language!

Zoey:
Well, she was horrible!

Chase:
Yeah, I kinda figured that out. (Zoey throws a grape at Chase) What was that for?

Zoey:
For making me think you weren't going to be my friend any more.

Chase:
I said I dumped her, didn't I?

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added 7 months ago

Michael:
So talk to me.

Chase:
About?

Michael:
Come on, man. Last year, a week before summer vacation, you sent Zoey a text massage saying you love her and now after the summer you show up at school with a girlfriend. Talk!

Chase:
You know when they say that everything happens for a reason?

Michael:
I've heard that saying.

Chase:
Well, I think that there's a reason why Zoey didn't get that text massage. I think it was something, I don't know, karma, universe, The Lord, The Force. Something was trying to tell me that Zoey and I are meant to be really good friends. And that's all.

Michael:
You sure on that?

Chase:
I mean, look at it like this: a guy's gonna have a lot of girlfriends in his life, right? Well, I don't want Zoey to be just another one of those girls that I date for a few months or even a few years and then it's over. I want Zoey to be my best friend for a really long time! You know what I'm saying?

Michael:
Y-y-yeah, I know what you are saying... I just thought that I was your best friend... But if I've been replaced by Zoey then...

Chase:
Zoey's my girl best friend. You're still number one, man!

Michael:
That's all I wanted to hear! (goes to hug Chase)

Chase:
You're such a idiot.

Michael:
Thanks, man!

Zoey 101, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Zoey:
You do know that the ball is supposed to go in the basket, right?

Zoey 101, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Michael:
(to Chase) Hey, did you tell Rebecca about the...

Chase:
(to Rebecca) You think you can tell me who I can and can't talk to?

Rebecca:
You heard what I said!

Michael:
Wow, look at that tree over there. (goes away)

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added 7 months ago

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