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Stephanie:
Second doesn't win a million bucks. We've only been first once because you keep dragging us down!

Ryan:
Me? You're the one that wouldn't eat any beans.

Stephanie:
Whoa, whoa! Look who's playing the blame game!

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Geoff:
Cool, we're flying to the Arctic Circle!

Brody:
Awesome! Circles are my favorite shape, dude!

Don:
The Arctic Circle, home to the world's harshest climate, whitest animals, and favorite storybook characters. Teams must fly here by Cessna, two teams per flight, to get their next tip. And they'll be chilled to the bone to find out there's another boomerang in play. Find this attached to your tip, and you can make another team repeat the first challenge. Just our way of adding some, "Oh, that's cold." to the cold.

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[Father and Son got eliminated because, they were last one after eight teams]

Dwayne:
Oh, I can't be too obsessed. The race has really changed Junior and me. My son's going home a man.

Junior:
And thanks to his new tattoo, my dad is going home a woman. [chuckles]

Dwayne:
Yeah, I'm gonna grow a beard.

Junior:
Probably for the best.

Dwayne:
Hey, you wanna go home and binge-watch Total Drama Pahkitew Island?

Junior:
Only if we can laugh until soda squirts out your nose.

Dwayne:
Of course we can, son. Of course we can.

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Stephanie:
There. I did it.

Ryan:
Excellent. Now, grab the tip.

Stephanie:
Why don't you grab the tip?

Brody:
[pained] I wish I could've taken the tip, and you'd be the one ridding the bull.

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MacArthur:
[interview; impressed by Owen's big rumbling fart with Sanders wearing a gas mask] Man, can that guy airbrush his boxers?

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Ryan:
Come on, babe. You can do this. You're stronger and scarier than anyone I know. Take a deep breath. [Stephanie breathes heavily] That's it. Just… [Stepahnie drops the spoon and starts gagging; sighs] You know what? Maybe you can't do it. Maybe you're not as strong as I thought. You're not a winner at all. But a… LOSER!

Stephanie:
[gasps in shock, picks up the spoon, and scarfs some beans] I… am not… a loser!

[Haters' interview]

Ryan:
As a certified trainer, I know how to motivate people who lack confidence.

Stepahnie:
[placing her hands on her gut, trying to hold her vomit in] I'm confident. These beans aren't gonna stay down, ugh, much longer. [vomits]

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Emma:
[looking at Noah still looking depressed while eating] Maybe it's just a coincidence he, you know, went into a state of shock and despair, the moment I broke up with him. [to her sister] Can you just agree with me at least?

[Kitty sighs]

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MacArthur:
A disgusting amount of pork and beans? FOR FREE?! WOHOOOO! [hogs it all for herself, Sanders tries to scoop some] Get your own pot!

[Cadets' interview]

Sanders:
Someone has a bit of a sharing problem.

MacArthur:
You're right, and I forgive you.

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Geoff:
[reading the tip] It's a Random Botch. "Whoever isn't holding the tip, has to ride the mechanical bull."

Brody:
There's a mechanical bull?!

Don:
The Bull Buster 3000, the most dangerous mechanical bull in the world.

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Crimson:
[interview] This place reminds me of my grandmother's farm house. I've spent a lot of summers there.

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Geoff:
[getting the tip] It's an All-In. "Tip Your Hat, Spill Your Beans, and Eat Like a Cowboy by All Means."

Don:
Working together, teammates must eat an entire pot of pork and beans. At the bottom of the pot, they'll find their next travel tip.

Geoff:
Whoa!

Brody:
My fave food to nosh on is totally pork and beans, dude!

Geoff:
I can scarf most things. Brody's got an iron stomach with the taste buds of a dude that doesn't have any taste buds. We're golden.

[The Haters enter the restaurant and see the Surfer Dudes already chowing down]

Stephanie:
See? Dude advantage. But we're in 2nd, so all's not lost.

Ryan:
Only our love for each other. [he and Stephanie high five]

Stephanie:
Exactly. [looking down into the pot; horrified] Beans? Beans?! BEANS?! I'm not usually a picky eater, but beans are the grossest food on the planet and should never be consumed by human beings, ever. That's it.

Ryan:
[clears throat] Chicken.

Stephanie:
What was that?

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Josee:
[reading the tip] "Go to Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump."

Jacques:
Huh? Buffalo? Is that a place or a threat?

Don:
It's actually a little of both. It's located here, along the foothills of the Rocky Mountains in Alberta, Canada. Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump was going to be called Concussion Valley, but the name was already taken. Teams must fly to Lethbridge, Alberta, then drive to this spot to receive their next travel tip.

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Don:
Who's next to go? Will it be Mother & Son?

Dwayne:
Hey!

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Don:
Trains number one leadas with the Haters, Goths and Ice Dancers.

Junior:
Ah, puss buckets!

Dwayne:
Language, Mister!

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Junior:
[humming a tune while laying back as another raft bumps in from behind, thinking it's his dad] I knew you were going to catch up-- [realizes it's the Haters instead] Oh. Uh, hey.

Ryan:
What's up, kid? Where's your dad?

Junior:
We got separated. And the family rule is, if you get separated, go to your destination. Uh, do you mind if I tag along?

Ryan:
Oh-ho-ho. You don't wanna get in this boat. Stephanie might hit you with an oar and shove you off a cliff!

Stephanie:
Are you still talking about that? "Ryan, Ryan, Ryan!" Get over it.

Junior:
How did you guys manage to get a selfie? [Stephanie tosses him their camera] Wow. That's impressive.

Stephanie:
Ha! You hear that? Impressive!

Ryan:
He doesn't know any better. He's just a child.

Junior:
Actually, I've got a chest hair, so…

Stephanie:
So he's already more of a man than you, Ryan.

Don:
While most of the other teams have already started the rhino challenge, our last place Ice Dancers have finally landed in Africa.

Josee:
Out of our way, sky waitress! We're in a race!

[Meanwhile…]

Stephanie:
Well, I only boss you around because you have no leadership skills, guts, or common sense.

Junior:
So, uh, thanks for the lift.

Ryan:
Please, I saved us from elimination way more often than you have.

Junior:
Uh, but I should go…

Stephanie:
Are you insane?!

Ryan:
I must be. I was dating you!

Junior:
Maybe find my dad…

Stephanie:
Why do you have to remind me? I'd already blocked that out!

Junior:
Anyway, you're not listening, so… [runs off alone leaving the Haters to continue their argument] Good luck… With everything. I don't like to judge, but those two probably shouldn't have kids.

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Josee:
The purple was too friendly. The black screams, "Get out of our way!"

Jacques:
And wash us with similar colors.

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Sanders:
We're going to Australia! Yes!

Don:
Australia, home to the unique Sydney Opera House, Ayers Rock, and disturbingly cute koalas.

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[The best friends and Junior run straight to the chill zone]

Don:
Carrie and Devin, you're in 4th place. Junior, I'm sorry, but both team members must be present before you can be counted.

Junior:
My dad's not here? Uh-oh.

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Don:
Photos check out. 1st place to the Police Cadets, 2nd to the Surfer Dudes! [both teams cheer; inspects the photos; to Geoff] Geoff, one question: How do you keep your hat on while plunging over the world's highest falls?

Geoff:
[interview] White Stallion Glue. Will hold, mold, and won't cost you gold.

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[The Haters try to drive pass the Police Cadets but they keep blocking their way]

MacArthur:
Why aren't you two making out anymore, huh? Got tired of the… [makes kissing noises]

Sanders:
Okay, that's really distracting. Just sit there and navigate.

MacArthur:
It's a little something I like to call strategy.

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Josee:
Jacques is mad at me.

Jacques:
I'd like an apology.

Josee:
Why should I apologize? Obviously, I didn't know it was bad luck when I took it from the island. Ugh!

Jacques:
Apology accepted.

Josee:
Thank you.

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Dwayne:
Africa. Wowzers! I've always wanted to go on a safari.

Junior:
Yeah, this is seriously cool. I just wanna get up and see if--

Dwayne:
Ah, ah, ah, you stay on that keister mister. Seats are for sitting.

[Father and Son's interview]

Junior:
My dad still treats me like I'm 5. But I'm practically a man. Check out my chest hair.

Dwayne:
Where?

Junior:
Right there! I-I mean, it's blonde, so, you know, it's hard to see in this light.

Dwayne:
Uh huh.

Junior:
It's there, trust me! [walks away angrily]

Dwayne:
[chuckles] Kids.

Junior:
I am not a kid!

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Don:
[through PA] Attention, teams. This is a boomerang! Find one attached to your travel tip and you can use it at the next Don box to send another team back to repeat the last challenge.

Josee:
I want one!

Sanders:
If we get a boomerang, we need to be smart and really--

MacArthur:
Use it on the Ice Dancers.

Sanders:
No. Assess the situation and pick the team that we feel--

MacArthur:
Or the Ice Dancers.

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Stephanie:
Get in the boat.

Ryan:
Let me finish my apple.

Stephanie:
Get…in…THE BOAT!

Ryan:
You wouldn't.

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