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Chase: Hey, it's him! Michael: You're you! Drake: I'm me. Manager: (to Drake) You are. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Chase: (to Drake) Hey, you're Drake Bell! Drake: Yes, I am. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Dustin: Is it true? Zoey: What? Dustin: That you're going to get Drake Bell to perform at Spring Fling? Dana: Sorry, but Drake's not coming. Dustin: How come? Nicole: His manager wants 5000 bucks. Dustin: So get it. Dana: (sarcastically) Sure, we can just get it from the 5000 dollar store. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Dana: Tell that to Mr. Bermin when he sees what we've done to his baby. Nicole: What do you think he'll say? Zoey: He'll probably start with, "Give me my four-thousand dollars back!" – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Nicole: Are you sure people are going to pay money to smash a watermelon with a bat? Zoey: Of course, boys love to smash things. Michael: It's true! Chase: We do enjoy the smashing! – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Dustin: I hate this experiment! Quinn: I heard that! Dustin: GOOD! – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Announcer: And now back to "Grass: Nature's Carpet!" Nicole: Okay, why are we watching this? – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Chase: No more "Grass"! I can't take it!! TV: Coming up next... "Weeds". – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Courtney: Mark! You're on a date with HER? Mark: No! I'm... on a date with Chase! Chase: Um, it's true. We had a picnic. Zoey: Sparkling juices and everything, I saw it all. Courtney: Yeah, nice try. I can't believe you did this to me, Mark! We are done! Oh-ver! Mark: Courtney. Quinn: Mark, I can't believe you dated me when you already have a girlfriend! Mark: (confused) Who dated you? Quinn: You may have movie star good looks, but I don't care about you any more! Good day, Mark! Mark: But... Quinn: I said "Good day"! – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Dana: What's your problem? Zoey: Remember when I said "Mark said yes". He said, "NO". Nicole: NO!!! Zoey: YES. Nicole: YES. Nicole: Yes, wait I'm confused. Dana: Did he say "Yes" or "No"? Zoey: He said, "No". Dana: No, then why did you tell her he said, "Yes". Zoey: Because I panicked. Dana: You'd better go tell her the truth before she finds out. Zoey: I can't. It'll break her heart. Her weird little heart. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Quinn: What did he say? Please, say he said, "Yes". I would be the happiest person in the world if he said, "Yes", tell me he said, "Yes", please. Zoey: Ummm.. he said, "YES". – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Zoey: My friend, Quinn thinks you're cute and wants to go out with you. Will ya? Mark: No. Zoey: Come on! She's pretty and she's right over there. Mark: (Looks at Quinn) No. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Quinn: Hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey, Clint. Chase: Quinn. Quinn: Did you say, "Clint"? Chase: He said, "Quinn." Mark I said, "Clint." Quinn: Who's Clint? Chase: He meant, "Quinn". – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Quinn: Did you know that female spiders eat their children? Chase: Huh? Quinn: Spiders aren't insects! They're arachnids! Did you know that elephant urine smells like licorice? Chase: Oh, my God. Quinn: Tell me about your first rash. Chase: Zoey. Zoey: Quinn. Quinn: I'm curious. I have an extra toe. Wanna see? Chase: MAKE IT STOP! Quinn: Don't you guys want to see my extra toe? Zoey, Nicole, Dana & Chase: No! – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Quinn: Okay, so, what do I do? Zoey: Just pretend Chase is a guy. Chase: Uh, thanks. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Zoey: (About Mark) Go talk to him. Quinn: Oh, I dunno. I'm not very good at talking to guys. Zoey: It's easy. It's just like talking to girls, but you gotta use smaller words. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Chase: I wonder who invented the meatball. Zoey: What do you mean invented? Chase: Well, some guy back in the fifteenth century must have said, "Yes, meat is good, but it would be even better in ball form. And thus the meatball was born". – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Zoey: Aw, it's a bunny with a PCA shirt on! Logan: Chase picked it out. Chase: Why do you tell people? – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Quinn: Where's the off button on this? Dana: Uh, I don´t know. You're the geek. Quinn: True. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Mr. Savage: Do you know what this is? Chase: Some kind of scooter? Mr. Savage: (Buzzing noise) Wrong! Chase: Sorry. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Mr. Bradford: All right. Just stop my daddy from peeing and no one gets expelled. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Logan: Do girls know anything? Dana: I know how to make you cry. Logan: What are you gonna do? Kiss me? Dana: You wish! Logan: Yeah I do! (laughs) – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Dean Rivers: I'm not going to ask you again. Who did this? Chase: Technically, sir, you did just ask again. Dean Rivers: Chase! Chase: Sorry. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Chase: You know what I'm saying? Michael: You don't even know what you're saying! – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago

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