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Chase:
You gotta hide Elvis.

Nicole:
Who's Elvis?

Chase:
Our dog!

Zoey:
Doesn't PCA have a rule against pets?

Chase:
Yeah, that's why we've been hiding him in our room.

Michael:
But our DA smelled a dog!

Chase:
DA, short for Dorm Adviser.

Zoey:
I know.

Chase:
OK...that's short for okay

Zoey:
Stop it!

Michael:
Well, anyway, our DA's getting all suspicious.

Zoey 101, Season 1  Show Quote

added 6 months ago

Logan:
Kazu, I can explain.

Kazu:
So can I, you're fired! (chuckles) I feel like Donald Trump.

Logan:
But, you got whacked in the head with a vase.

Kazu:
What?

Zoey 101, Season 1  Show Quote

added 6 months ago

Zoey:
Hey, sushi's here!

Nicole:
Thanks, Chase, we love the free sushi!

Chase:
Look, girls, I don't know if I can keep hooking you up with all this free sushi. I think my boss is starting to get a little suspicious.

Zoey:
Kazu?

Chase:
Yeah, so listen, if anybody asks, just say...

Kazu:
Aha! I knew it!

Chase:
Kazu!

Kazu:
You've been stealing all my sushi and giving it to these girls!

Chase:
Uh, no, no, that's... that's not true.

Kazu:
Yes, it is! I'm going to tell the Dean. And then you will be... And then you will be...

Zoey:
Quinn, next card!

Kazu:
Expelled! You will be expelled!

Chase:
Expelled?!

Kazu:
You're going to prison!

Nicole:
No!

(Zoey hits him on the head with a vase)

Zoey:
I'm sorry, I panicked!

Chase:
He's out cold.

Zoey:
Oh, no, now, we're all gonna get expelled!

Chase:
No, nobody's getting expelled!

Nicole:
But he's gonna wake up eventually and tell the Dean what happened!

Chase:
Yes, that's why we have to get rid of him!

Zoey:
Let's tie him up and shove him in the closet!

Chase:
Right! Then, late tonight, when everyone's asleep, we hot wire his car, and put Kazu in the trunk!

Zoey:
We'll drive him... to Mexico!

Logan:
Did she say, "Mexico"?

Michael:
Si!

Nicole:
But what if the Dean finds out?

Zoey:
She has a point.

Chase:
Hey... he didn't see who hit him!

Zoey:
Right! We'll blame it all on... on... Logan!

Logan:
Me?!

Chase:
Okay! We'll blame the whole thing on Logan! Stealing the sushi, knocking out Kazu, everything!

Logan:
They're gonna blame everything on me!

Michael:
I heard.

Zoey:
Okay, quick, let's tie up Kazu and shove him in the closet.

Nicole:
I got the duct tape!

Logan:
I gotta do something!

Michael:
Ok, you go get the Dean.

Logan:
I'm not gonna let Chase and those crazy girls frame me.

Michael:
You go get em, man.

Zoey 101, Season 1  Show Quote

added 6 months ago

Zoey:
Did you have anything to do with it?

Chase:
Uh, come in?

Zoey:
Did you put a camera in a bear?

Chase:
I don't think so, seeing as I don't have a camera... or a bear.

Zoey:
Chase.

Chase:
Will you just tell me what's going on here?

Zoey:
That bear you and Logan gave us, it's got a webcam in it.

Chase:
What?!

Zoey:
Don't act like you don't know.

Chase:
I'm not acting. Zoey.

Zoey:
Where's Logan's computer?

Chase:
Over there.

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added 6 months ago

Quinn:
(scans bear) That jerk!

Zoey:
What?

Quinn:
Let's go!

(Nicole, Quinn, and Zoey go back to Zoey's dorm)

Zoey:
Well?

Quinn:
That bear is broadcasting both audio and visual transmissions via broadband wavelengths to a remote digital receiver!

Nicole:
I knew it! What does that mean?

Zoey:
In English?

Quinn:
There's a webcam in that bear!

Nicole:
I knew it! Wait, I still don't know what that means.

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added 6 months ago

Chase:
Hey, Kazu!

Kazu:
You're late!

Chase:
I'm 10 minutes early!

Kazu:
No back sass!

Chase:
Okay... just put the knife down!

Zoey 101, Season 1  Show Quote

added 6 months ago

Zoey:
Why would I spread rumors about myself?

Nicole:
To trick us!

Zoey:
Nicole!

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added 6 months ago

Zoey:
(on cell phone in phony Southern accent) Excuse me, sir, I'm calling about the mustard you ordered.

Mr. Callahan:
Um, I didn't order any mustard.

Zoey:
Yes, you did, you ordered nine thousand jars of mustard.

Mr. Callahan:
Who could eat that much mustard?

Zoey:
That's none of my business! So, what time would you like me to drop off the mustard?

Mr. Callahan:
But I don't even like mustard!

Zoey:
Then, why'd you order so much?

Mr. Callahan:
I didn't...

Zoey 101, Season 1  Show Quote

added 6 months ago

Quinn:
Logan's such a jerk.

Nicole:
A very cute jerk.

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added 6 months ago

Chase:
You people are disturbed!

Lola:
Pretty much.

Zoey 101, Season 3  Show Quote

added 6 months ago

Logan:
STOP IT! Stop it right now! [everyone else turn to him] I can't take being locked in a room with a bunch of insane freaks! [they look at him, dumbfounded] Yeah, I called you freaks!

Lola:
WE'RE freaks?! You're the one who's sitting there, [her voice gets quieter] staring at yourself in the mirror! [Logan looks at her] You're the one who's sitting there- [she puts her hand near her throat] ...My voice! I lost my voice! [everyone cheers except her]

Chase:
All RIGHT!

Logan:
YES, about time!

Lola:
You're all so mean! [cries]

Zoey 101, Season 3  Show Quote

added 6 months ago

Chase:
(points to Jim)...Jim

Zoey:
That's the gym?

Chase:
Oh, no, that's my bud, Jim. Hey Jim!

Zoey:
'Sup Jim! I like Jim.

Chase:
Jim's good people.

Zoey 101, Season 1  Show Quote

added 6 months ago

Michael:
Dude, everyone on planet Earth knows you love Zoey. The people on Neptune know it. Yeah, they're up there right now on Neptune saying: [in alien voice] Hey, did you know Chase loves Zoey? Why, yes I do, the whole galaxy knows; Nahahahaha.

Chase:
You talk SO much.

Michael:
The only person who doesn't know you love Zoey is Zoey. Why don't you just tell her already?

Chase:
Because I don't want Zoey to know I love... [Logan walks in] brusselsprouts!

Zoey 101, Season 2  Show Quote

added 6 months ago

(Dustin knocks on Zoey's door)

Dustin:
Hey, is Zoey here?

Dana:
No.

Dustin:
Well, do you know where she is?

Dana:
Nope.

Dustin:
'Cuz I think I'm sick, and I was wondering if...

(Dana shuts the door in his face)

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added 6 months ago

Logan:
(to Chase) Why do you waste your time with the drama club? Why don't you go out for football or something?

Chase:
Because the drama club's loaded with hot girls. And I've seen the football team. They're not hot.

Michael:
I don't know. Dave, the quarterback, is a pretty handsome dude. (Chase and Logan give him weird looks) I've said too much.

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added 6 months ago

Logan:
Or I could give you a ride, maybe we could go to the beach and make out a little.

Zoey:
You know, I would, but it's so hard for a girl to kiss a guy while she's vomiting.

Chase:
It's true. It happened to me once.

Zoey 101, Season 1  Show Quote

added 6 months ago

Mr. Bender:
Okay! Shut up. So, why are you guys fighting?

Chase:
Uh... Uh... he said... he said I have bushy hair!

Mr. Bender:
Now, Chase, your hair is unusually bushy. And Michael, the bushiness of his hair is none of your business.

Zoey 101, Season 1  Show Quote

added 6 months ago

Zoey:
Well, tell him money doesn't give him the right to push people around.

Chase:
I did.

Zoey:
And?

Chase:
He gave me 50 bucks to shut up.

Zoey 101, Season 1  Show Quote

added 6 months ago

Nicole:
You're just jealous because my dad owns a juice company!

Dana:
What?!

Zoey:
What?!

Nicole:
I didn't know what to say!

Zoey 101, Season 1  Show Quote

added 6 months ago

Zoey:
(on the phone to Chase) Chase, you rock!

Chase:
(to Michael) I rock!

Michael:
You´re OK.

Zoey 101, Season 1  Show Quote

added 6 months ago

Quinn:
Where's the off button on this?

Dana:
Uh, I don´t know. You're the geek.

Quinn:
True.

Zoey 101, Season 1  Show Quote

added 6 months ago

Mr. Savage:
Do you know what this is?

Chase:
Some kind of scooter?

Mr. Savage:
(Buzzing noise) Wrong!

Chase:
Sorry.

Zoey 101, Season 1  Show Quote

added 6 months ago

Zoey:
You do know that the ball is supposed to go in the basket, right?

Zoey 101, Season 3  Show Quote

added 6 months ago

Zoey:
(angrily) You're unbelievable!

Logan:
Thank you.

Zoey 101, Season 2  Show Quote

added 6 months ago

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