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[The NWO appears in the ring with Canadian flags and having brought back Kevin Nash...]

Eric Bischoff:
...And now the announcement I know I have been waiting to make, 'cause I have been working on this for a long time, the newest addition of the NWO, and Bret Hart, because you were such a... [punches the air] knockout kind of a guy! [everybody laughs, knowing its a reference to Bret punching Vince McMahon after the Montreal Screwjob]

Hulk Hogan:
He passed the initiation!

Bischoff:
We have a special, special [pulls out paper from his jacket] gift for you. Liz, can you come around here? [passes out paper to NWO members] All right let's do it. On three, one, two - this is for you, Bret - three [the NWO sings O Canada]

WCW Monday Nitro, 1997  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Xavier Thorpe:
Aren’t you pumped about disco balls and spiked punch? There’s even a DJ. MC Blood Suckaz.

Wednesday Addams:
I’d rather stick needles in my eyes. [pause] I’ll probably do that anyway.

Wednesday  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Wednesday Addams:
Thing and I may have made an unsanctioned trip to the county morgue to copy the files of the monster’s victims.

Enid Sinclair:
Okay, there are so many levels of Ew in that statement, I don’t even know where to begin.

Wednesday  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Dee (Danielle Spencer):
I can't eat jackass meat without ketchup!

What's Happening!!  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Grizzly:
Uh-oh. Guys, we have a problem. [holds a box of star cakes] We're already out of Star Cakes. We got to stop to refuel.

Panda:
And I got to use the little panda's room, please.

Chloe:
Ooh! Let's stop there! [The car drives past the sign that says, "Dinostore & Gas"] They'll have snacks and bathroom stuff and dinosaurs!

Ice Bear:
Ice Bear does not want to make stops unless emergency.

We Bare Bears, Season 3  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Neal:
But you’ve got something.

White Collar, Season 5  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Neal:
Why would I delude myself?

White Collar, Season 5  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

[After Sir Vile damaged the ship Season 2]

Sir Vile:
Burnin', baby, burnin'! Chrono inferno! (laughs maniacally)

Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego?  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

[Sir Vile, after attacking the ship Season 1]

Sir Vile:
(laughs maniacally) So much for the Time Pilots! (laughs maniacally)

Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego?  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Grizzly:
Two! One, two! One...

[The three bears on a boat made it to the finish line]

Grizzly and Panda:
Yay! Whoo-Ho!

Panda:
Yeah! We did it!

Grizzly:
Ah. New Jersey's Beautiful.

We Bare Bears, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

[Grizzly and the others plays a video game that resembles Wii Sports Resorts shows on screen with characters that resemble The Bears rowing on a river]

Grizzly:
ONE! TWO! ONE! TWO! ONE! TWO! Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa whoa! What's going on? Dude, what are you doing?

Panda:
Sorry!

Grizzly:
Pay attention, man! One! Two!

Panda:
You guys. Guess what happened just now?

Ice Bear:
You stopped rowing. Canoe started spinning.

Panda:
Nope! I just matched this amazing girl on an online dating site. She's French! [whispered] Like the kissing!

Grizzly:
Stop talking, or we're going to sink!

Panda:
Dop. Sorry.

[Panda reaches for his phone and stops rowing in the process. The screen shows him leaning with his paddle sideways]

Grizzly:
One! Two! Alright! We're almost there guys. One! Two! One! Two! Whoa, whoa, whoa! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

[They drown in the game. The video game says, "YOU DROWN!"]

Game voice:
YOU DROWN!

Grizzly:
NO! NO!

We Bare Bears, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

[A snake came out the bushes as the bears begin to freak out]

Panda:
Oh, it's coming over!

Grizzly:
Away! Away!

Charlie:
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Relax, fellas. I'll ... I'll handle this. [looks down at the snake] Uh, hey, man. Hey, uh, excuse me. Yeah, if you could, uh, do your snake things elsewhere, that would be super great. Oh, you live around here? Oh, you just moved? [Panda falls down] Oh, yeah, it's a nice place.

Panda:
[to his brothers] Maybe we can leave now?

[Grizzly and Ice Bear nods]

Charlie:
Good stuff to do. I think the party's going well! Everyone's having a great time! [sees the Bears who are leaving] W-Where you guys going?

Grizzly:
Uh... nowhere.

We Bare Bears, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Merchant:
[at the counter] Did you bring your tote bag?

Grizzly:
Ah, plastic's fine, thanks.

Merchant:
Uh... no, actually, it's not fine.

Grizzly:
Uhh... paper, then?

Merchant:
Wait, you seriously forgot your reusable bag?

Grizzly:
Uh, what reusable bag?

Merchant:
Ugh, let me get this straight. You don't have a tote bag? Do you even care about the environment at all? What about the animals?!

Grizzly:
Whoa, sir. We are animals. We care!

Merchant:
Tsk, tsk, tsk. [to another employee] Hey, Ron! These guys forgot their bags! [Ron grunts] I know, right?

Grizzly:
Hey, man, we didn't even know about reusable bags!

Merchant:
Well, these guys all brought their bags. [Grizzly chuckles nervously at people holding bags] And what about this? Why would you buy vegan cookies, and then get eggs? Who does that?!

Panda:
Actually, I'm a vegetarian and I— [the merchant touches his lips]

Merchant:
Shh-shh-shh! No more of your lies. But if you insist on having paper, I guess I can try and find you something. [uses speaker phone] Yeah, can we get some dead trees brought up to Aisle 4? [the tote bag people talk to each other indistinctly] For the tree-haters who forgot their bags?

Grizzly:
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!

We Bare Bears, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Grizzly:
Guys! Guys! Oh, there you are!

[Grizzly runs for the fridge and jumps on top of Panda]

Grizzly:
Oof! Panda! Very bouncy.

Panda:
Oh, thank you!

Ice Bear:
[grunts]

Grizzly:
You guys are gonna be so excited. I've got us.. a new pet!

[Panda hits his head on the top of the fridge while getting out]

Panda:
Ow- What? Is it a cat?!

Grizzly:
[off-screen] No.. guess again!

[Ice Bear glares at his brothers, trying to close the fridge's door. However, Panda is in the way]

Panda:
Oh.. A puppy?

Grizzly:
No.. it's.. a crab!

[Grizzly unveils a crab named Captain Craboo from the bag, and it tries to escape. Grizzly places it back on the bag]

Panda:
[in awe] Oh my gosh! Where did you get him?

Grizzly:
He was on sale at the supermarket! Only 3.99 a pound.

Panda:
Ohh-ohohoo! He's so cute!!

Grizzly:
He's a good little crabby!

[Meanwhile, Ice Bear still is trying to close the fridge's door]

Panda:
Aww! Look at his little face!

Grizzly:
What do you think of the name Captain Craboo?

[Ice Bear finally succeeds, but the door is stopped by Grizzly's paw]

Grizzly:
Wait, dude! Don't you wanna meet him?

[Craboo winks and begins to foam from his mouth. Meanwhile, Panda is on his phone]

Panda:
The internet says you should pat his butt to be friends.

[Ice Bear stares at Panda for a moment, before going to shut the door again. However, Grizzly pulls him out with his paw]

Grizzly:
Here, let me help you!

[Grizzly proceeds to use Ice Bear's paw to pat the Craboo]

Grizzly:
Nothin' to be afraid of, see? Just gentle pats.

Panda:
He needs to smell you so he can get used to your musk.

[Craboo climbs across Ice Bear's arm and up his head]

Grizzly:
Oh! He likes you!

[Then, Craboo snaps its claws, before grabbing onto Ice Bear's ear. His expression suggests surprise, but he does not move or say a word. Both Panda and Grizzly gasp. Then, Ice Bear shivers]

We Bare Bears, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

[A man opens a door and finds the goggles]

Man:
Uh, wha...

[The baby bear makes the box jump]

Baby Grizzly:
We scored a good box, man.

Baby Panda:
Yeah!

[The baby bear on a box jumps away]

Baby Grizzly:
Where next, guys?

Baby Panda:
To Paris!

Baby Grizzly:
Okay, man.

We Bare Bears, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Grizzly:
[to cinema manager] Sir? We respectfully request your attention!

Panda:
Theater 9 has become a cesspool of rowdiness!

Ice Bear:
Ice Bear heard wrappers. Not hip-hop.

Grizzly:
We implore you to restore order.

Manager:
[sighs deeply] I'm sorry. I can issue you a full refund, but I can't refund the way the world is.

Grizzly:
But you're the manager!

Panda:
If anyone can do something, you can!

Manager:
There was once a time when movies were special to people, when people liked it with dignity in this public place. Going to the theater was a loved and time-honored tradition, [holds a frame of himself in his younger days] but that was a long time ago.

[Grizz and Panda shed tears for a pause]

Grizzly:
Well... what if we helped? [the manager coughs]

Manager:
How could you possibly accomplish such a task?

Grizzly:
We'll go into the theaters, we'll shush them with all our might!

Ice Bear:
Ice Bear will shush unshushable.

Panda:
And we'll be completely hidden wearing these suits! [takes black garment out of backpack]

Grizzly:
Where'd you get those?

Panda:
They're for our interpretive dance class.

Grizzly:
Looks like it'll be tight. Are they one-size-fits-all? [the manager takes a look of the garment]

Manager:
They're perfect! These uniforms will strike fear into the hearts of noisemakers everywhere. Finally, once again there is a chance to restore order in the world of cinema. Now go, and make the East Bay Cinema 13 proud!

We Bare Bears, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Nom-Nom:
You boys are in for a treat. [holds a tray full of fortune cookies] I've really outdone myself.

[Grizzly and Panda eat the fortune cookies]

Grizzly:
Mmm. Oh, delicious. Mm.

Panda:
You have such a talent.

Grizzly:
Make this for us every night.

[Nom-Nom looks at Ice Bear]

Grizzly:
Oh, hey, uh, can somebody get me ketchup? I mean, it's great and everything, I just like ketchup.

[Ice Bear opens the fridge and finds one bottle of ketchup. He and Nom-Nom grab the ketchup. Grizzly and Panda watches Ice Bear and Nom-Nom tug over the ketchup bottle until Ice Bear throws Nom-Nom and he gets hit by a wall]

Grizzly and Panda:
[gasps]

Nom-Nom:
[weakly] Why, brother?

Grizzly:
Oh, no!

Panda:
Nom Nom!

Grizzly:
Poor little guy!

Panda:
[picks up Nom-Nom] Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. It's okay. Shh. Shh. Shh.

Grizzly:
How could you do that? [Ice Bear frowns] How could you hurt anything that cute?

Panda:
You're a monster!

[Grizzly and Panda hug Nom-Nom. Nom-Nom twinks his eye]

We Bare Bears, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

[Grizzly finds his way back to where the other bears were laying]

Grizzly:
Phew! So, you guys hanging in there? Guys? Pan Pan? Bros? Sorry if I left you alone! Hello?

[A silhouette of a bear walks across the screen]

Grizzly:
Where are you guys? [bumps into the back of Panda] Oh, there you are! I recognize that little tushie anywhere!

[Panda walks out of the bush and growls]

Grizzly:
Whoa man, you don't look so hot!

[Ice Bear lunges out of a bush and attacks Grizzly]

Ice Bear:
[growls]

[Ice Bear gets attacked by Panda, and the two fight]

Grizzly:
You guys, that's enough. Stop fighting!

[Panda and Ice Bear stop, but turn to Grizzly]

Grizzly:
Uh... [runs away]

[Grizzly attempts to climb a tree to escape Panda and Ice Bear]

Grizzly:
Get away! Get away!

[Ice Bear and Panda follow him. Near the top of the tree, Grizzly notices a sign for a restaurant, Burger Boy]

Grizzly:
That's it!

[Grizzly slides down the tree and swims across another lake. Ice Bear and Panda follow]

Grizzly:
Brothers! To me!

[The camera cut to campers around a campfire]

Camper:
And right behind her was a monstrous demon bear!

Grizzly:
[running across the campers] Excuse me, sorry!

Camper:
Huh, that wasn't so bad.

[Panda and Ice Bear appear, and scare off the campers]

Grizzly:
No no no no! Hey! No! [climbs into a car] C'mon, now, guys, be good! Be good! [Ice Bear and Panda rattle the car] Oh! Stop that! Please! This isn't our car! [starts the car] No no no no no! Hey! No! Get off! We're moving!

[The car is moving towards a hill]

Grizzly:
No no no no. Guys, guys, please, keep going, we're gonna-

[The car barrels down the hill]

Grizzly:
Get off! [notices Burger Boy sign] We're almost there!

[Panda and Ice Bear enter the car]

Grizzly:
Hey! No backseat driving!

[The car becomes airborne as Grizzly screams in slow motion while buckling himself, then the car lands, and barrels towards Burger Boy]

We Bare Bears, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Grizzly:
[runs to the edge of a cliff] Aha! We made it!

Panda:
Wait, what do you mean, we made it? Where are all the picnic tables and benches?

Grizzly:
I'm glad ya asked, buddy, 'cause... surprise!! [throws picnic basket away; falls into a forest] We're not having a picnic! And we're completely lost!

Panda:
Grizz, what the heck, man?! I'm gonna starve! [Ice Bear reveals a food bar under his armpit]

Ice Bear:
Ice Bear comes prepared.

Panda:
Oooh!

Grizzly:
Nope, that's cheating! [takes food bar, throws it away] Away! No more process snacks for us, gang. We'll be livin' off land, just like Mother Nature intended.

Ice Bear:
Ice Bear will never share again. Due to gravity.

Panda:
Dude, whatever, I'll just use my phone and— wha?! [notices his phone is a piece of cardboard; nervous laugh] Grizz, where's my phone?

Grizzly:
Pan Pan, would you just look around you? Nature provides everything we need. [takes twig off a tree] Like this twig! It has all the nutrients to help us survive. [munches twig] Mmmm, delicious!

Panda:
C'mon Grizz, this isn't funny. Let's just go back home!

Grizzly:
Guys, trust me. This is where we're meant to be! Just breathe in that fresh mountain air, would ya? [breathes in] Achoo!

Ice Bear:
Ice Bear will not bless you.

Grizzly:
Together, we will follow in the footsteps of our primal ancestors! Face every obstacle that stands between us, [Australian accent] and survival! [a flying bald eagle screeches]

Panda:
I don't think we're getting out of this.

Ice Bear:
Ice Bear will miss yoga today.

Grizzly:
So are we men, or are we bears?

Panda and Ice Bear:
[deadpan] Bears.

Grizzly:
Bears!!

We Bare Bears, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Steph Haydock:
Me and Grantly are, well, a bit of an item.

Waterloo Road, Series 4  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Wednesday Addams:
I act as if I don't care if people dislike me... Deep down... I secretly enjoy it.

Wednesday  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Wednesday Addams:
Yes, I know that I am stubborn, obsessive and single-minded. Those are all traits of great writers.

[Thing gesticulates pointedly]

Wednesday Addams:
Yes, and serial killers too. What's your point?

Wednesday  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Wednesday Addams:
Edgar Allan Poe said, “Believe nothing you hear and half of what you see.” Clearly Nevermore’s most famous alumni picked that up here. No wonder he became a drug-addled madman.

Wednesday  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Marilyn Thornhill:
Never lose that, Wednesday.

Wednesday Addams:
Lose what?

Marilyn Thornhill:
The ability to not let others define you. It’s a gift.

Wednesday Addams:
Doesn’t always feel that way.

Marilyn Thornhill:
The most interesting plants grow in the shade.

Wednesday  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

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