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Wednesday Addams: Xavier warned me about you, but I didn’t listen. Tyler Galpin: Ironic now, huh? Wednesday Addams: Ironic would’ve been framing Xavier for murder while the real Hyde helped me put him away. – Wednesday Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Wednesday Addams: [after she kisses Tyler and has a vision of him being Hyde] Of course the first boy I kiss would turn out to be a psychotic, serial-killing monster. I guess I have a type. – Wednesday Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Xavier Thorpe: You know what your problem is? Wednesday Addams: I would love to hear your piercing insight. Xavier Thorpe: You don’t know who your real friends are. I’ve been on your side since day one. I literally saved your life, I believed your theories when nobody else did, and what do I get in return? Just nothing but suspicion and lies. Wednesday Addams: Fine. You want honesty? Here it is: Every time the monster's attacked, you've been right there. Starting with Rowan at the Harvest Festival. Then, on Outreach Day, you arrived just minutes after the monster disappeared, yet you say you didn't see it. Xavier Thorpe: I didn't realize proximity was a crime. Wednesday Addams: Then there's your drawing obsession. You have drawn the monster dozens of times, yet you've never seen it. Or so you claim. You even drew where it lived. Then, when Eugene went to investigate, you tried to kill him so he wouldn't spill your secret. Xavier Thorpe: You think I would hurt Eugene? Wednesday Addams: Let's not forget your oh-so-convenient appearance after Tyler had been attacked at the Gates mansion. Xavier Thorpe: If I am the monster...then why haven't I killed you? Wednesday Addams: [Hesitates] ...Because for some reason I cannot fathom or indulge, you seem to like me. Xavier Thorpe: [coldly] What's to like? – Wednesday Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[Wednesday brings Fester into a shed] Wednesday Addams: This place belongs to a friend. Uncle Fester: You actually made a friend? That poor kid will be going home in a body bag. [Sees a beehive] Ooo, I like a hideout that comes with snacks. Wednesday Addams: Those bees are hibernating. They're practically Eugene's children. [Fester opens the beehive; firmly] That means do not eat them! Uncle Fester: [Closes the beehive] You know, when you give me that death stare of disapproval, you remind me of your mother. Speaking of scary things, do you know what kind of a monster you're dealing with? Wednesday Addams: I haven't been able to identify it. [unfolds a drawing Xavier made of the monster, shows it to Fester] Uncle Fester: Oooooo...It's called a Hyde. Wednesday Addams: As in Jekyll and Hyde? Uncle Fester: Mmmhmm. Wednesday Addams: You've seen one before? Uncle Fester: Oh, yeah. In '83, during my vay-cay at the Zurich Institute for the Criminally Insane. It's where I got my first lobotomy. But you know lobotomies; they’re kind of like tattoos. Can’t just get one. – Wednesday Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Wednesday Addams: How long have you been stalking me? Uncle Fester: Just flew into town this morning and was hit by a wave of nostalgia. Wednesday Addams: I thought you didn’t go to Nevermore. Uncle Fester: I didn’t. Your dad got all the brains. But I used to drop in on him. Usually from the ceiling with a dagger clutched between my teeth. Just to keep him on his toes. Wednesday Addams: Of course. Uncle Fester: He filled me in on what’s been going on. Monsters, murder, mayhem. What fun! – Wednesday Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[Wednesday follows a shadowy figure into the woods. In a clearing, she looks around. The figure suddenly lands behind her from a tree. Wednesday swiftly draws a hidden sword from the handle of her umbrella and stabs at the figure, who catches the blade between its hands, before a burst of electricity shoots from its hands down the blade of the sword, causing Wednesday to drop it.] Shadowy Figure: Still as sharp as ever, my pig-tailed prodigy. Wednesday Addams: [Recognizes the voice and gives a genuine smile] Uncle Fester! – Wednesday Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Wednesday Addams: I enjoy funerals. I’ve been crashing them since I was old enough to read the obituary section. – Wednesday Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Wednesday Addams: I was told you could teach me how to control my ability. Goody Addams: There is no controlling a raging river. You must learn to navigate it without drowning. – Wednesday Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Neal: I assure you I can handle it, Doctor. – White Collar, Season 5 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[Mr. Park puts the Cooked Turkey on the Table] Mr. Park: All right! We should start. Grizzly: Oh, wow. This all looks amazing! Ice Bear: Ice Bear is in Korean Christmas heaven. [Panda Checks his Phone] Panda: Oh, no! There goes our alarm. I'm sorry, Mrs. Park, but we have to head out. Chloe: Don't be ridiculous, you just got here! Panda: I'm sorry, Chloe, we can't. Ow! [Chloe's Grandmother puts a Piece of Orange into the Plate] Chloe's Grandmother: [Speaking Korean] Chloe: Oh, try these, too. This is called jeon. [Chloe puts the Jeon into Grizzly's Mouth] John: Hey. [Chuckles] What do baby seals taste like? [Ice Bear looks at John] Panda: Oh, no, no, no, no, no! I'm a vegetarian. Chloe's Grandmother: Yes. [She puts two Steak Rolls into the Plate] Chloe: Oh, and this one you'll really like. [Chloe puts another piece of food into Grizzly Mouth] What do you think? [Grizzly's mouth is Full of Food] It's really hard to get the umami flavor, but ... [Panda's Phone Alarm went Off] Huh?! Panda: Okay, that was really good, Chloe, but we really have to go now. Grizzly: We'll take these to go, and we'll let you know how we feel about the food, yeah? [Grizzly knocks the Dinner Table Down, And the Food landed on the Floor] Panda: Whoa! I'm so, so, so so sorry! Grizzly: Yeah, we didn't mean to! That was an accident! John: Ha ha, I knew this was gonna happen. [Chloe looked Shocked] Panda: Agh, it's all our fault. I'm so sorry, Chloe. Grizzly: Uh, let me help you. Chloe: It's okay. Panda: No, please, let me help. Come on. Chloe: I said it's fine! Just go. You guys needed to leave anyways. Mrs. Park: It's okay. It seems like you guys are in a hurry. Mr. Park: Don't worry, bears, we'll take care of it. Panda: I'm so sorry. Grizzly: We're really sorry. Ice Bear: [Speaking Korean] Grizzly: We'll see you later, Chloe. John: Merry Christmas, you filthy animals! Chloe: John, quiet! – We Bare Bears, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Grizzly: Okay, so, what's on your minds, friends? Y'all know you can tell me anything. [Brenda looks at the pigeons. The Pigeons nod and Brenda holds a piece of paper] Grizzly: Huh? What's this, now? Aww! More of your friends? [The camera zooms in to the Pigeon Cartel] W-Wait a second, they're trapped? Unbelievable! Ahh! Why does everyone have a thing against pigeons, huh?! [he crosses his arms] I mean, if they only knew you like I do, they'd know how cool you are. [sighs] Is there anything I can do to help? [Brenda smiles at Grizzly. Three Pigeons pushes the laptop and turn it on] Grizzly: Huh? [Brenda types on the keyboards with her feet] Grizzly: Man, you guys type faster than I do. [The printer is heard off-screen] Huh? [The printer prints a picture of the map, Brenda picks up the map with her beak] Grizzly: When did I get a printer? [Brenda gives Grizzly the map] Oh! A map! All right, that settles it. Let's go save your friends! – We Bare Bears, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Jack: Oh crap, Jerry Sussman's here. He used to be a catty audition accompanist, then he made it big, and now he's a big, huge pianist. Grace: [smirks] Uh, what was that? Jack: A big, huge, pian… OK, I just heard that, that's amazing! – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Karen: So, you have an egg donor, but this other woman's going to carry your gay baby for nine months. How much is making God cry going to cost you? – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Grace: I love how passionate you are about your team. I haven't seen you this excited about something since that Grey Goose truck crashed into that olive cart. Karen: If it had been raining Vermouth, I would've believed in God. – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Friday: She's hard on the outside, but inside Mrs. Walker is filled with candy and glitter, like a unicorn's colon. – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Will: Hi. I did bring you flowers, but I had to give them to the woman next door when I walked in on her. I was guessing which room you were in. I guessed wrong. Grace: Every woman loves flowers. Will: I don't think she'll like the card about dust bunnies in her uterus. – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Karen: There's so much I don't know about baseball. Like, is there a "base-boobs" or "-oral"? Jack: It depends. Are we talking gay or straight bases? Because we're dealing with different equipment. – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Karen: You know, Stanley always thought you never came around because you were a little sweet on me. Danley: Me? Sweet on my brother’s wife? I was always the bigger man. Karen: That’s not physically possible. And I think he was right. Danley: You do look stunning, I'll give you that... like a statue by Bernini that some kids have drawn huge gazongas on. – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Grace: PostMates, EasyEats, GrubHub… it's the lazy, hungry person's Renaissance. Karen: Oh, Grace, you're a couch-toilet away from all your dreams coming true. – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[After Medeva damaged the ship's control panel Season 2] Medeva: Oh, I always like to charge when I travel. (laughs maniacally) – Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego? Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[Baron Wasteland, before attacking the ship, Season 1] Baron Wasteland: Going somewhere, Time Tykes? I don't think so... – Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego? Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[The episode begins when Ranger Tabes runs through the forest] Ranger Tabes: All right! [a beaver cuts the tree down using his teeth] American beaver, check. [We see a mother quail and her chicks. Ranger Tabes comes out of the bushes] California quails, 1, 2, 3, 4. Check. [The quails run away, We see a beehive] Honeybee hive, check. And my three favorite bears. [Grizzly, Panda, and Ice Bear looked exhausted] Ranger Tabes: Check, check, and check. [to the Bears] Thanks for coming along on my morning rounds, boys. Grizzly: [pants] Oh, so tired. Panda: How do you this every day? Ice Bear: Ice Bear should be in bed. Fridge. Ranger Tabes: Well, this is my job, fellas. The balance of nature is fragile, and it is my sworn duty to protect it! [a ladybug crawls on a leaf] From the lowliest of bugs... Panda: [off-screen] Ick. Ranger Tabes: [off-screen] ...To the most majestic of eagles, nature is my way of life. Grizzly: Wow, You're an inspiration to us all, Tabes. Could we, uh, like, take a break, though? Panda: Yeah, I'm literally made of sweat right now. Ranger Tabes: Oh, of course. Just make sure not to disturb anything. There are endangered butterflies in this area. [A butterfly flies to the bears] Ice Bear: Hmm. [The bears run away] – We Bare Bears, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[The bears arrive at the trailer] Grizzly: You sure this is it, Pan Pan? Panda: Yeah, I think so. Grizzly: Hey, uh, Tabes? Are you in there? You ready for morning rounds? [He knocks at the door] Dana Tabes: [singsong voice] ♪ Coming! ♪ [she wear arts and crafts clothes] Oh. Hey, there, bears! Good to see you! [Kirk barks happily at them] Grizzly: Uh, good to see you, too? Dana Tabes: [as she grabs Grizzly] Come on inside. Make yourselves at home. Panda: So, uh, why aren't you dressed for work? Dana Tabes: I'm glad you asked, Stripes. 'Cause I quit! Grizzly, Panda and Ice Bear: WHAT?! Dana Tabes: Oh, yeah. And it's been great. So much free time. I've been trying out all sorts of new things, like baking! [she holds a cookie tray with burned cookies] Cookie? Grizzly: Uh, yeah. Panda: Um, okay, sure. Dana Tabes: Good, right? I like to bake while making crafts for my Internet store. Grizzly: Hey, that's that's great. But, um... Dana Tabes: Take a look. It's a pinecone bird. They're selling like hotcakes. Grizzly: Um, happy to hear it, Ranger Tabes, But I... Dana Tabes: Oh, no, no, no. [Kirk coughs] Please, boys, call me Dana. Grizzly: [whispering] Tabes isn't her first name? Dana Tabes: Darn glue not super enough. Grizzly: Look, Tabes I mean Dana, look, it's nice catching up and all, but we just were wondering, why'd you quit being a ranger? Panda: The forest needs you. Dana Tabes: [sighs] Guys, the forest is better off without me. First, I destroy that deer's chance at love. What's NEXT?! I accidentally knock some frogs into a wood chipper?! I broke my oath to protect the forest and everything in it. Besides, now I can spread joy through the Internet. [off-screen] See, a pinecone owl. Grizzly: [off-screen] Dana... Dana Tabes: [off-screen] And a pinecone porcupine. Grizzly: [off-screen] Dana... Dana Tabes: [off-screen] And how about a pinecone... Grizzly: [as he holds a picture of young Tabes and her mother] Hey, Tabes, this isn't who you are! You are a ranger at heart. Dana Tabes: [as she grabs the picture] No. That's who I was. Now I'm just a normal person who can wear pajamas whenever. [The computer chimes] Oh, happy day, I've made a sale. "Your pinecone is forthcoming, friend." – We Bare Bears, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Note: This episode is similar to the Regular Show episode, Prankless. Ranger Tabes and Muscle Man quit their passions, (for Ranger Tabes, being a park ranger and for Muscle Man, pranking) after getting a living thing hurt. – We Bare Bears, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago

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