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Nicole: (about the urinal) Why is it here? Zoey: Because this used to be a boy's dorm. Nicole: Well, it creeps me out. Zoey: You act like it's the first time you've seen one of these things. Nicole: Oh, please, I wasn't born yesterday. I know about boy stuff. So, how do they sit on it? – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Reporter: Many people hate you and would like to see you dead. How does that make you feel? Trevor Goodchild: Those people should get to know me a little better. Then they'd know I don't indulge in feelings. – Æon Flux Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Æon Flux: My name's Æon Flux. I'm here on a mission to assassinate Trevor Goodchild. Is everybody listening? Do you believe me? Everybody happy now? – Æon Flux Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Quinn: I thought Chase was over Zoey! Lola: So did I. Chase: What do you mean? There was no two year crush on Zoey! Right, Michael? Michael: (sarcastic) Yes, there was no crush, you silly people. – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Lola: Aw, don't feel so bad. Quinn: How can I not? I've been intellectually bested by an animal with a brain the size of a raisin. He won, I lost. Lola: I don't even think the rat knew he was in a competition. – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Zoey: What are you guys doing here? Why didn't you tell me you were coming? Mom, what did you do to your hair? Why aren't you answering my questions? Mr. Brooks: 'Cause you're not taking any pauses. Zoey: Why are you here? Mrs. Brooks: Well, we have a little news. Zoey: Are you having a baby, Mom? Mrs. Brooks: No. Mr. Brooks: No babies. No babies, right? Mrs. Brooks: No. No. – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Mr. Bender: [after hearing Zoey's computer IM alarm ring] Read the message. Zoey: [reading] "Hey, Zo, do you think Mr. Bender knows his zipper's down?" – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Nicole: Just give me a minute. Coach Phelps: What's she doing? Zoey: Making oatmeal. Nicole: (pukes) – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Coach Phelps: All right. Mr. Matthews, you just bought yourself another lap. Chase: Can I return it? – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Chase: (about new jukebox) Yep, that's definitely juketastic! (Zoey gives Chase weird look. A few seconds later) Michael: (about new jukebox) Man, that's juketastic! – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Chase: (Giving Michael a quiz from a Teen Girl magazine) Your best friend borrows your lipgloss...without asking! Michael: (gasp) Chase: What do you do? A, find a new best friend. B, push her down a flight of stairs, or C... Zoey: What? It doesn't say that! Chase: Well, yeah, but I think it should definitely be an option! Michael: I pick B, down the stairs she goes! – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Chase: Massage my shoulders. Michael: Are you out of your mind? Chase: Come on, I hurt! Friends don't let other friends hurt. Michael: Well, these headphones are hurting my ears! What? You wanna massage my ear hole? – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Michael: (Talking in code) Zoey, the rabbit's in the hole! Zoey: Huh? What rabbit? Michael: [sighs] Stacey's at the store and the deal's goin' down! [mumbling to himself] And ya try to be cool. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Chase: Hey, it's him! Michael: You're you! Drake: I'm me. Manager: (to Drake) You are. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Chase: (to Drake) Hey, you're Drake Bell! Drake: Yes, I am. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Chase: (in the Chase and Michael show) Would a woman make a better President of the United States than a man? Logan: Absolutely not! Zoey: You're an idiot! Logan: A woman can not be President of the United States! Zoey: Name one reason! Logan: Because girls are too emotional! Everytime she gets a pimple, she'll cry and start a war with Switzerland! – Zoey 101, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Zoey: Maybe we should to prove to Chase and Logan that guys can be just guys even when girls are around. Lola: How are we gonna do that? Zoey: By being around them when they don't know we're around them? Nicole: But if we are around them trying to prove it, we'll be around them, and we're girls, so they'll be around girls when we're trying to- Lola: Maybe you should let Zoey talk. Zoey: I'm saying what if one of us pretends to be a guy? Nicole: Ok, 4 problems with that: hair, face, boobs. Lola: That's 3 problems. Nicole: 2 boobs. Zoey: We can get around those problems. Lola: It would be the ultimate acting role. – Zoey 101, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Lola: Hey, can you turn up the music? Chase: Yeah, sure... Hey, cool boombox! Lola: Thanks, I just got it. Chase: (after that, he accidentally pushed down the boombox from the roof into the ground) Was it expensive? – Zoey 101, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Lola: OK. Make me a dude. – Zoey 101, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Nicole: You really think you can convince Chase and Logan that you’re a guy? Lola: Easy. Chase is gullible, and Logan’s a moron. – Zoey 101, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Chase: All right! Let's go kick some bot! – Zoey 101, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Logan: (in a computerized voice) I am Quinn from Dorkon. I must go get a sprocket from my home planet, Dorkon! I am Quinn from Dorkon! – Zoey 101, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Quinn: I really would like to help, but I just don't believe in using my gift of science for violence. – Zoey 101, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Lola: When I'm acting, I'm playing a role. Chase: So, just treat biology like an acting role! You know, play the part of a girl who's really good at biology! Lola: That's pretty smart. Chase: Well, I'm your tutor. I'm not supposed to say stupid stuff! [Lola laughs] – Zoey 101, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago

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