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[Start of session, she pours Neal a glass of water]

Dr. Summers:
Tell me, what kind of change are you looking to make with your life?

Neal:
I guess I'm looking for some normalcy. [picks up glass] Thank you.

Dr. Summers:
And what if that's not possible?

Neal:
[chuckles] That doesn't sound very encouraging.

Dr. Summers:
I'm not here to encourage you. I'm here to help you discover the truth about yourself, so you can accept it.

Neal:
I have to accept that I can't be normal?

Dr. Summers:
You're too interesting to be normal.

Neal:
What makes me so interesting?

Dr. Summers:
Your pathological assumption that you need to be the smartest person in the room at all times.

Neal:
Maybe you're the one assuming things. According to all these diplomas on your wall, you're a lot smarter than me, but then again, those are just papers, not people.

Dr. Summers:
Do you think you're good with people?

Neal:
No more than you.

Dr. Summers:
It's my job.

Neal:
Mine too. You have an aggressive approach.

Dr. Summers:
And you're already withholding. But that's natural. We need to know one another better to build trust.

Neal:
You don't think I'm being honest?

Dr. Summers:
Not yet. But you will be. In time.

White Collar, Season 5  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

[At the apartment, Neal has found evidence James really did kill his supervising officer]

Neal:
Forensics matched the bullet to your service revolver. You told me they stole your spare firearm.

James:
I might've mixed up the details..

Neal:
You're smarter than that. You choose your words carefully. Like me.

James:
Who put this in your head?

Neal:
[irritated] You did! That day cost you 30 years of your life, you don't forget that! Those are details you would never mix up.

White Collar, Season 4  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Dawn French:

I like all sorts of animals, especially cats,

I like them if they're thin, I like them if they're fat.

I like other animals, I like a dog,

But one thing I wouldn't do with a dog is snog.

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Stephen Fry:

(speaks out of time... again) I once went to bed with a baby llama,

But it didn't matter 'cause he didn't tell his mamma.

I then went to bed with a bird from Carolina,

But it did matter 'cause it was a minah.

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Josie:
Whose Line Is It Anyway? Well, that was absolutely disgusting! And the people who manage each week, John, the entire lot of the studio audience is completely naked in that program. And the sorry sight he was, too. Now let's look. Stage manager, Hilary Groves, costume designer--- costume? Ha! Vanda Vivian, well that's a stage name if ever I heard one. Hilary Gartell, that alright. Jane Bigger: whoop. sorry. Missed it. Designer, Pip Gardner, lighting director--- what does he direct? Who directs traffic? Oh, never mind.

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

(Chuckles lightly as she enlarges the Legendarium to its original size)

Selina:
It's only a matter of time...before I get enough power and free you, Acheron.

Winx Club, Season 6  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Daphne:
I call upon the element of Fire! Flame Spiral.

Winx Club, Season 6  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Selina:
I'm listening, Icy.

Icy:
Selina, that last attack was pathetic! Find something else.

Selina:
I have to find something more powerful. In ancient Egypt, only those who solved the riddle of the Sphinx are saved from its wrath. Legendarium! Mighty Sphinx, I invoke you. You are free to spread panic throughout the desert. Cast your shadow of despair over the city of Alexandria.

Winx Club, Season 6  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Daphne:
My students! I upon the element of Water! Dome of the Ocean.

Winx Club, Season 6  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Artemus:
Every one towered over your father.

Migelalo Loveless Jr:
..That was only because he was short.

Wild, Wild West  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Wednesday Addams:
This story is about to take a dark turn. Usually, I love dark turns. Like when the carousel brakes mysteriously failed at my eighth birthday party. But not this one.

Wednesday  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Grace:
Will! I just got amazing news!

Karen:
Grace got an STD!

Grace:
I did not say "STD", I said "QVC".

Karen:
Well, they're both ways to get something cheap that looks awful.

Will & Grace, Season 9  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Drew:
If I'm gay, isn't coming out of the closet a good thing?

Jack:
It was once. But you know how people thought eggs were good for you, but then we discovered they weren't?

Drew:
But eggs are good for you.

Jack:
Tell that to the chicken who just lost a child.

Will & Grace, Season 9  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Jack:
Mother always said the best way to get over one guy is to get under, behind and sideways with another one.

Will & Grace, Season 9  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Will:
All right, I am off to the tennis club. I know what you're thinking - didn't I already work out this morning? Yes, but if I burn off a few more calories after work, I can hit the pressed juicery. I know, those things are pure sugar, but what can I say, I love 'em.

Karen:
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait - oh, my God, I didn't know this was going to be a story about juice! You know what, back it up, start at the beginning, and really drag it out this time, okay?

Will & Grace, Season 9  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Karen:
[on the phone] One pound of proscuitto, one pound of mortadella, five kinds of cheese, from mild to stinky, big vat of coleslaw... [to Jack] Almost done.

Jack:
Are you ordering a deli platter?

Karen:
Having phone sex with Stan.

Will & Grace, Season 9  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Grace:
This is all your fault!

Will:
How is this my fault?

Grace:
Because you made me write down my feelings like a WASP instead of eating them like a Jew!

Will & Grace, Season 9  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Grace:
Oh my God, you scared me! I thought someone was robbing the place!

Jack:
I'm not robbing the place, I'm just rifling through drawers looking for money.

Will & Grace, Season 9  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Grace:
Why are the hot ones always gay or Nazis?

Will & Grace, Season 9  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Grace:
We are going to Schenectady.

Will:
Schenectady? But that's where your family lives.

Grace:
We are going there to celebrate my mom's birthday. It was her dying wish.

Will:
I thought her dying wish was for you to get breast implants.

Grace:
She had a lot of dying wishes.

Will & Grace, Season 9  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Selina:
Mighty Acheron, I will soon free you from this prison. I only need a spark of Bloom's Dragon Fire.

Icy:
Selina, who are you talking to? Hmm?

Selina:
No one, Icy. Just practicing my incantations.

Icy:
Good. Because you're about to show everyone what you got.

Winx Club, Season 6  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Bloom:
It's not too late, Selina! You can still leave the witches.'

Selina:
Give it up, Bloom! I like who I am now! I have power!!

Bloom:
You're more than just dark power, Selina! I know you still have good inside you.

(Selina angrily restrains her with her snakes and drains a fraction of the almighty Dragon Fire from her)

Selina:
I got what I need! Congrats, Bloom! You win!

(Triumphantly flies off to Cloud Tower; ready to release her master and mentor at last)

Winx Club, Season 6  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Bloom:
What did Selina need? What just happened? Trix! Selina forfeited, which means I win.

Icy:
What!? Selina's got some explaining to do!

Winx Club, Season 6  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Selina:
Mighty Acheron, the time has finally come! You will soon be out of that book and back in the real world with me!!

Winx Club, Season 6  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

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