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[Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko review the Piper/Hogan match footage at Starrcade 1996 that Eric Bischoff confiscated and was somehow played, but when the tape suddenly stops as if it was taken off playback, just as Randy Anderson was about to count off Hogan as submitting to Piper...] Tony Schiavone: What's going on here? Zbyszko: Well that wasn't nothing... Schiavone: We did not get this - [talks to production crew on the headset] what happened? Can anybody tell me what happened? The tape stopped? The tape broke? Zbyszko: Well what happened was - Schiavone: Someone's getting the tape in the production truck. Zbyszko: Who's in the truck? Schiavone: We're trying to find out fans, I apologize. I'm just talking to Craig Leathers, Keith Mitchell, in our video production truck. Someone apparently went and you hear the tape queueing up. You saw right there, I mean the hand was going up and it was gonna be the end of Hollywood Hulk Hogan with the sleeper. We all witnessed what happened, Eric Bischoff went into the video truck and grabbed the tape. Zbyszko: Well, anyway, the world saw what happened, we knew about it, now the missing footage had been recovered and what happened- [Eric Bischoff confronts the announcers with the tape] Eric Bischoff: Don't you ever, don't you EVER, EVER, pull a stunt like that again. You or anybody else in this organization [puts down mic and starts tearing out the tape] ever, ever again. [leaves] Schiavone: We'll take a break. Zbyszko: He could beat up a tape, that's impressive! – WCW Monday Nitro, 1997 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
[Randy Anderson appears with his family to appeal to Eric Bischoff about hiring him back after the events of Souled Out] Eric Bischoff: Kids come on up here. It's all right Randy. It's all right, kids, could you do me a favor. Would you please tell your daddy... that he's still fired? [NWO laughs] Would you do that for me? Montana Anderson: Please, Mr Bischoff! Bischoff: Montana please, tell your daddy he's fired, get on with his life. Kevin Nash: [mocks] Do it for little Tiny Tim! Syxx: God bless us everyone! – WCW Monday Nitro, 1997 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
[Eric Bischoff is fuming mad at Jimmy Jett passing Randy Anderson brass knuckles during his match with Nick Patrick] Eric Bischoff: What do you think you're doing?!? You knocked him out! What is this? What is that? You know better than that! You know better than that! You used to be a referee! Jimmy Jett: Hey he won the match- Bischoff: You used to be a referee!! You are nothing! [to Anderson] And YOU. I saw it! Let me, let me tell you what you won. Now, you just won a permanent vacation and you are fired! Fired! Spell it, F-I-R-E-D! Leave the building now! Now! You're fired! Jett: It's not fair Bischoff: It's not fair! Take those with you! – WCW Monday Nitro, 1997 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Kevin Nash: Alright. I've sat back here for about two hours and I'm about to puke. You know, the president has a state of the union address every couple of months. It's time the nWo has a state of the union address. Only difference is I'm not going to lie to you. I don't know what the hell's going on with the nWo right now. I tell you what, Kevin Nash and Syxx are here. And Scott Hall, people are wondering where Scott Hall is. Scott Hall's taking care of business more important than professional wrestling right now. Now while Bischoff, Hogan, Dibiase and Vincent are all up there at Rodman's opening day movie shenanigans, we're here taking care of business! So you boys in Chicago if you're watching, you better get focused because I'll tell you something right now. I'm getting pissed off! I'm getting tired of sitting around having you guys take my time. I'll tell you right now, you don't want to get me mad because I'm one person in this business that can stand alone! Syxx: Is this thing even working? Kevin Nash: I don't even know. It's WCW. Syxx: Go figure. Kevin Nash: I'll tell you something right now. Steiner Brothers, big win tonight, who cares? I'll tell you one thing in Tupelo, Mississippi, Nash will be there. Whether Scott's with me or not, it doesn't really matter. I'll be there, I'll take you on alone. And all you Napoleons back there, you know who I'm talking about. All you guys that you can't get on the adult life because you don't make the height requirement. The only reason you people breathe is because I ALLOW IT!! Yeah, I'll smash that camera! I'll tell you right now as long as I got breath in my lungs, I'll fight WCW BY MYSELF!! – WCW Monday Nitro, 1997 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
[the Four Horsemen come out and Arn Anderson has something to say to Mean Gene] Arn Anderson: Well, Gene, all I can tell ya', to get a response like this makes what I got to say tonight mean that much more. Ya' see, I'm a realist. As everybody knows, I've got average size and speed and average ability, but I've parlayed that into what I would call a very successful career. And I did that on sheer will alone. But another reality is four months ago they took four vertebrae out of my neck. Consequently, I'm left with a hand, my left hand, too weak to hold a glass, too weak to button a button. – WCW Monday Nitro, 1997 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Marilyn: [to Will] Ooh, that face. I'm kvelling. I learned that from Billy Crystal. He taught us so many things. Tuchus... plotzing... Well, so long, my little faygeleh. – Will & Grace, Season 7 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
[Grizzly and Ice Bear learn from Panda they are in space] Grizzly: [screaming; as Ice Bear gasps] WHAAAT?! [Panda continues to fiddle with the console in hopes of steering the ship back to Earth] Wait. This is for real?! We're actually in space?! There's got to be some way to turn this thing around, right? Panda: I'm trying! [the ship steers to the direction of Earth...] Panda/Grizzly: Yeah!/Whoo-hoo! [...then to the direction of the Sun.] [The bears scream as they prepare to crash into the Sun.] Panda: [The bears run away from the console] D'oh. There's got to be another way out. Oh, geez, oh, geez, oh, geez. [covers his eyes] Guys, I'm so sorry for dragging you into this. Grizzly: Yeah, no time, Panda, okay? [they find an escape pod] Look! The escape pod! Come on! [Grizz and Ice Bear hop into the escape pod, but it can hold only the both of them] Grizzly: Aw, nuts. [they both turn around] Uh, there's not enough room for all of us. [Panda closes the pod] Got to find a... Huh? [realizing Panda won't join them; muffled] Panda! Wait. What are you doing? [Panda breaths heavily, and decides to launch the pod into space] Grizzly: Panda, NO! [inside the pod] Panda! Panda! What have you done? [Panda turns on the monitor to communicate with Grizz and Ice Bear] Aah! Panda: Hey. Hello? Bros, I-I don't know if this thing is on, but I just wanted to say I'm sorry it's ending like this... and for being selfish. You guys might mess stuff up sometimes, sure, but you're just being you. Grizzly: Panda. Panda: And you know what? That's what I love about you. So I guess this is goodbye, bros. [touches the camera with his right paw, Grizz also touches the monitor where Panda's paw is] Take care of Miki-chan. Grizzly: Panda? Panda? [monitor goes static, and soon there is no more signal.] Grizzly: [both Grizz and Ice Bear crying] NO, PANDA! [in the last moments, Panda looks up, and tearfully shuts his eyes as the ship crashes into the Sun...] – We Bare Bears, Season 4 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Shmorby: [They enter the instant cloning pod zone] Over here is our instant cloning pod. Panda: That's so cool, Schmorby. Shmorby: I know! [Shmorby and Grizz move on, but...] Ice Bear's clones: [in the vast tank as they all appear] Ice Bear, Ice Bear, Ice Bear, Ice Bear, Ice Bear, Ice Bear... Panda: [horrified] Huh? What? AAH! What? [finds Ice Bear in the pod, repeatedly pushing a button that produces his clone] No, no, no, no, no! [runs to Ice Bear lifts his paw] Come on, no, no, no, no, no. [pushes the buttons on the control pad to reverse the cloning process] Clones?! No, no, no, no, no. [all of Ice Bear's clones disappear] Panda: [sighs] You guys have to be good. We're gonna get in trouble. Ice Bear: Ice Bear good. More Ice Bear, more good. [Panda grunts] – We Bare Bears, Season 4 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
[Baby Grizz is taken to the principal's office] Baby Panda: [to Baby Ice Bear] Oh, man, maybe Grizz did so well that he's getting some sort of prize. Ronnie: No way, you guys. Going to the principal's office is like practically a death sentence. [Moby draws a hangman with the letters "GRIZZ" on a piece of paper, and does a death expression. Baby Panda gasps] Ronnie: Yeah, he takes you into his dungeon of an office, a dark, old place where you can't hear the laughter of another kid for miles. [in another scene, Baby Grizz writes lines on chalkboards under the principal's supervision, until the former turns into chalk himself] He makes you write lines and lines on four giant chalkboards while he just sits there on his throne, watching you, making you write in chalk until you become the chalk. [The principal laughs evilly in the room of children that were turned into chalk, one of which breaks after it falls onto the floor.] Baby Panda: [back in the classroom] Oh, my gosh! [to Baby Ice Bear] Bro, we have to rescue Grizz before it's too late. You have any plans in mind? [Baby Ice Bear shows Baby Panda a mini-mine made from pencils and glue.] Baby Panda: Maybe something a little less harmful. [puts down the mini-mine] Ronnie: Hey, we want to help you guys. Baby Panda: You don't still think we're lame? Ronnie: No way. You guys are cool. Besides, the principal has tortured one too many students. It's time to take down that tyrant once and for all. Baby Panda: Yay! Ooh. But how are we gonna get to the principal's office? Ronnie: Oh, we got a plan. – We Bare Bears, Season 4 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Neal: I assure you I can handle it, Doctor. – White Collar, Season 5 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Karen: Honey, we need to do something about your doorman. He's a little handsy. Will: We don't have a doorman. Karen: Ah. Well, that makes sense. What kind of doorman would test people for colon cancer? – Will & Grace, Season 10 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Dr. Summers: It’s too early to diagnose. – White Collar, Season 5 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Neal: But you’ve got something. – White Collar, Season 5 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Dr. Summers: Your answers are...unique, in summation. – White Collar, Season 5 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
[Panda is revealed to have survived the zombie attack, and tries to serve the others who have turned into zombies salad] Panda: [serves a bowl to Ice Bear] Okay, here's your vegan Thai salad, [serves another salad to Grizz] and here's yours. Enjoy. Ice Bear: [shoves his bowl off the table] Brains. Panda: Huh? Grizzly: [throws his bowl away] BRAINNNS!! Panda: What? You guys need to eat your veggies! You can't just have brains all the time! Ranger Tabes: [appears from outside the kitchen] Brains? Panda: [irritated] Ugh! Why am I allergic to a hundred things but immune to zombies?! – We Bare Bears, Season 4 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
[Will and Grace are looking at apartments] Will: $2900 for a loft in Noho... $2300 for a loft in Soho... Grace: That's too much money to pay for any... ho. Will: OK, here: charming one-bedroom, Chelsea-adjacent, well-maintained, $1500. Sounds great. Grace: OK, let me decode: "Charming"? Tiny. "Chelsea-adjacent"? New Jersey. "Well-maintained"? Super washes blood off sidewalk daily. – Will & Grace, Season 1 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Artemus: Every one towered over your father. Migelalo Loveless Jr: ..That was only because he was short. – Wild, Wild West Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Count Manzeppi: In the words of the great....That If you cant beat em...Kill them" – Wild, Wild West Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Taney: ... The devil! Artemus: No, sir. Secret service.' – Wild, Wild West Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Artemus: [when organizing a duel] If I may make a suggestion... You're a Count. So why don't you count? – Wild, Wild West Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Artemus: What’s that, another gadget? What happens when you twist that? [sound of chain being ripped from mortar] Artemus: I see... it comes out of the wall. – Wild, Wild West Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Artemus: [dressed as a preacher] And now for a little song that I wrote myself, entitled, 'Never Make Friends With the Devil, Brother; His Pitchfork Will Get You in the End.' – Wild, Wild West Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Artemus: [pointing to a young lady peddling toys for charity] Since when are you interested in, uh, toys? Jim West: Toys, no. Dolls, yes. – Wild, Wild West Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Neil Mullarkey: La la la la la la la, la la la la laa La la la la la laa, Rubik cube La la la la la la la, la la la la laa River Danube! – Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 6 Show Quote	added 6 months ago

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