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Duke:
Look! Joey's trying to scare the competition with his weird chicken dance.

Tea:
I need some female friends.

Yu-Gi-Oh!, Season 5: Grand Championship, Capsule Monsters and Dawn of the Duel  Show Quote

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Michael:
I told you not to buy those cheap cups! (holds up a cardboard box that says "Kups") Don't buy cups with a "K"!

Logan:
They're quality cups!

Michael:
Look around!

Zoey 101, Season 4  Show Quote

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Zoey:
Well, none of the kids at PCA think it was fair of you to ban the coffee carts in the first place.

Dean Rivers:
Who asked you?

Zoey:
You just did.

Dean Rivers:
Don't twist my words. When I ban something from this campus, it's banned! For you, for me, for everyone! [looks at Quinn's laser gun] And what is this thing? [picks it up]

Quinn:
I wouldn't touch that.

Dean Rivers:
I am the dean of this... (accidentally shoots a laser at his cupboard that destroys it)

Zoey 101, Season 4  Show Quote

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(after Dean Rivers accidentally uses Quinn's laser gun and destroys his cupboard, which reveals a coffee machine)

Lola:
What is that?

Dean Rivers:
(tries to hide it) Nothing! Let's forget about this whole thing, dismissed!

Michael:
(takes the coffee kettle) My goodness.

Quinn:
Is that coffee?

Zoey:
It looks like coffee!

Michael:
It smells like coffee!

Logan:
I am gabberflasted! [Everyone looks at him weirdly] I AM SHOCKED!

Zoey 101, Season 4  Show Quote

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Mr. Bender:
[after hearing Zoey's computer IM alarm ring] Read the message.

Zoey:
[reading] "Hey, Zo, do you think Mr. Bender knows his zipper's down?"

Zoey 101, Season 1  Show Quote

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Nicole:
Just give me a minute.

Coach Phelps:
What's she doing?

Zoey:
Making oatmeal.

Nicole:
(pukes)

Zoey 101, Season 1  Show Quote

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Martin:
Come on! Hey, Chris, you have your skates?

Chris:
Yeah, let's roll.

Zoboomafoo, Season 1 (1999–2000)  Show Quote

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Zoey:
I can't believe the three of you took on the whole football team!

Logan:
Four of us...

Michael:
Yeah, Del Figgalo helped. Sorta.

Quinn:
(yelling) Mark! My Mark!

Zoey 101, Season 3  Show Quote

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Chase:
You wanna beat me up? Then do it. It's not gonna change things.

Football player:
It'll change your face!

Chase:
Touché.

Zoey 101, Season 3  Show Quote

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Chase:
They hit....

Micheal:
and punched....

Logan:
and kicked....

Chase:
It was a medley of pain.

Zoey 101, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Vince:
Just keep your mouth shut, because we'd hate to see you get hurt.

Zoey 101, Season 3  Show Quote

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Mark:
I've been looking for you.

Quinn:
Yeah, I know. You're breaking up with me.

Mark:
I am?

Zoey 101, Season 3  Show Quote

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Logan:
Chase, if you want to be a member, you have to pay attention.

Chase:
I don't want to be a member.

Logan:
Then why are you here.

Chase:
I... Live here...

Zoey 101, Season 3  Show Quote

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Dana:
Can I play?

Zoey:
Um, we kind of already have a full team.

Quinn:
Bye!

Zoey:
I guess you're in.

Zoey 101, Season 1  Show Quote

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Logan:
Here's a little tip: Try to make the balls go in the basket.

Zoey:
And here's a tip for you: Try to make words not come out of your mouth!

Zoey 101, Season 1  Show Quote

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Chase:
Go and drink your glove!

Zoey 101, Season 3  Show Quote

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Zoey:
Why would you want a date with Logan?

Stacey:
Have you seen him? He's scrumptious! AND HIS ARMS! Oh, his arms! (swoons)

Zoey 101, Season 3  Show Quote

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Chase:
Teach me to dance, or I'll tell everyone at PCA that you both cried at the end of last year's American Idol finale.

Zoey 101, Season 3  Show Quote

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Lola:
(talking to Gene on the phone) Hey, Gene! You wanna be in the dance contest with my friend, Zoey? She's cute and boyfriendless!

Zoey:
You're such an idiot. (takes the phone out of Lola's hand)

Zoey 101, Season 3  Show Quote

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Lola:
(in British accent) Oh, look, it's my gorgeous roommate, Zoey Brooks, with a bottle of Blix in her hand.

Zoey:
...Should I call the campus psychologist?

Zoey 101, Season 3  Show Quote

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Michael:
(listening to mp3 player) I'm just another kind of girl, and you wanna be my squirrel..

Zoey 101, Season 3  Show Quote

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Zoey:
It's true, my roommate's a freak! [Quinn looks at her] Lola.

Quinn:
Oh.

Zoey 101, Season 3  Show Quote

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Chase:
You people are disturbed!

Lola:
Pretty much.

Zoey 101, Season 3  Show Quote

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Logan:
STOP IT! Stop it right now! [everyone else turn to him] I can't take being locked in a room with a bunch of insane freaks! [they look at him, dumbfounded] Yeah, I called you freaks!

Lola:
WE'RE freaks?! You're the one who's sitting there, [her voice gets quieter] staring at yourself in the mirror! [Logan looks at her] You're the one who's sitting there- [she puts her hand near her throat] ...My voice! I lost my voice! [everyone cheers except her]

Chase:
All RIGHT!

Logan:
YES, about time!

Lola:
You're all so mean! [cries]

Zoey 101, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

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