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(Tori and Jade doing their fight scene)

Jade:
[as a robber] Gimme your money!

Tori:
[as an elderly grandmother] WHAT?!

Jade:
I ain't playing, gimme your money and your watch!

Tori:
Well wouldn't you rather have this? [Tori swings her cane above Jade]

Jade:
[after falling to the floor] OW!.....BUTTERNUT! BUTTERNUT!

Cat:
She's bleeding!

Teacher:
Are you okay?

Jade:
[covering her left eye with her hand] NO! Tori hit me in the face FOR REAL!

Tori:
[defending herself] No, I didn't!

Jade:
Tell that to my bloody eye! OW!

Victorious, Season 1  Show Quote

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Larry:
Hi kids. I'm Larry the Cucumber. Welcome to the very first VeggieTales home-improvement video. I hope you're ready to monkey wrench. I know I am. [hops over to the sink] What we're going to do today is change this old leaky fixture on the sink. We're going to replace it with a new one, which will be quite attractive and last for years to come. Oh, and by the way, it's very important with any plumbing job to shut off the water supply. So I had my assistant Jimmy turn off the water to the kitchen. [twists the wrench]

Jimmy:
Oh... you meant the kitchen sink. [faucet explodes and sends Larry flying in a blast of water] I thought we were working on bathrooms and decks.

Larry:
BOB!!!!!!

VeggieTales  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Larry:
Hi kids. I'm Larry the Cucumber. Welcome to the very first VeggieTales success video. Are you ready to make millions of dollars in real-estate with no money down? I know I am.

Bob:
LARRY!

Larry:
Yeah, Bob?

Bob:
Don't you see? This is a sing-along video!

Larry:
Ohhhhh, a sing-along video. I like sing-along videos. That's when you put the words at the bottom of the screen so people can sing along at home, right?

Bob:
Yup.

Larry:
Oh, the kids are gonna love that. What song should we do first?

Bob:
[rolls his eyes since the show's almost over] Never mind. [leaves]

Larry:
What? [follows Bob] Hey Bob! Guess what? I bought a whole chocolate factory with no money down.

Bob:
You did what?

VeggieTales  Show Quote

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Little Jimmy:
[looking at a record album of "Mama Belle and Little Jimmy"] Mama!

Tom (Bob):
That's your mama?

Little Jimmy:
And me! Little Jimmy!

Huck (Larry):
That's you?

[Tom & Huck look at Jimmy seeing he is big now]

Little Jimmy:
I grew.

VeggieTales  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Daniel (Larry):
[singing in fear] Oh no, what am I gonna do? It looks like I'm gonna end up as lion stew!

VeggieTales  Show Quote

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Vehicle Voltron (Dairugger Xv):
Cric: "Sea Team...Separate!" - command to split the Aqua Fighter apart.

Voltron: Defender of the Universe  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Vehicle Voltron (Dairugger Xv):
Jeff: "Air Team...Separate!" - command to split the Strato Fighter apart.

Voltron: Defender of the Universe  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Vehicle Voltron (Dairugger Xv):
Cliff: "Land Team...Ready for action!"

Voltron: Defender of the Universe  Show Quote

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Vehicle Voltron (Dairugger Xv):
Cric: "Sea Team...Ready for action!"

Voltron: Defender of the Universe  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Vehicle Voltron (Dairugger Xv):
Jeff: "Air Team...Ready for action!"

Voltron: Defender of the Universe  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Will:
I'm going back for Caleb.

Hay Lin:
No! I fly better than you. Well, actually, chickens fly better than you.

W.I.T.C.H., Season 1 (2004-2005)  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Hay Lin:
[rescuing Caleb in flight] Surprise! Wow, you're heavy. So, do you have a girlfriend? Because I think Cornelia likes you.

W.I.T.C.H., Season 1 (2004-2005)  Show Quote

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Yan Lin:
In the last few days, you have all had unusual experiences, am I right?

Irma:
Not counting this one?

W.I.T.C.H., Season 1 (2004-2005)  Show Quote

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Yan Lin:
Let me tell you girls a story, that I believe will have special meaning for all five of you.

Hay Lin:
Grandma, they really don't want to hear a story.

Yan Lin:
Shh!

[Yan Lin shows the entire universe]

Yan Lin:
The universe was once a single kingdom ruled by good, but evil began to take root. A veil was created to isolate the evil kingdom of Meridian from all other worlds. Without the protection of this veil, every world including Earth is in terrible danger. Meridian has been overtaken by a powerful entity named Phobos, but he is not the legitimate ruler, they believe the true heir to the throne is somewhere here on Earth.

Irma:
Um, I'd like to wake up now.

Yan Lin:
But portals have begun to open in the Veil, doorways through which evil can cross between worlds. There are people called Guardians, whose job it is to close these holes using their powers.

Yan Lin:
I became a Guardian when I was your age, but now the duty is passing to your generation.

Cornelia:
Well, thanks for the snacks.

Yan Lin:
Ah! Ah! Ah!

[Cornelia sits down as Yan Lin shows the mystical Heart of Kandrakar]

Yan Lin:
This is the Heart of Kandrakar, which contains the elementary forces of nature. In the last few days, you have all had unusual experiences. Am I right?

Irma:
Not counting this one.

Yan Lin:
All five of you are starting to notice extraordinary abilities. Irma, you will have noticed any water near you behaving strangely.

[Irma telekinetically moves water with her straw]

Irma:
Okay, all righty!

Yan Lin:
Taranee, I believe you've always been afraid of fire. But focus now on the candle.

[Taranee shoots fire from her finger to the banana]

Yan Lin:
My little Hay Lin, this morning you notice your power over air.

[Hay Lin blows a strong wind stream from her mouth]

Yan Lin:
To you Cornelia, is given the power over earth.

[Cornelia makes the flower grow with her hand]

Yan Lin:
All five of you will get better with your powers...I hope.

W.I.T.C.H., Season 1 (2004-2005)  Show Quote

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Torstein:
I heard they burned down your farm.

Lagertha:
They also slaughtered all our livestock. We have nothing left.

Floki:
You are alive. Ragnar is alive. Your children are alive. You have everything left.

Vikings, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Rollo:
Up onto the overturned keel. Clamber, with a heart of steel. Cold is the ocean's spray... and your death is on its way. With maidens you have had your way...

Lagertha, Leif:
[shouting] Each must die some day.

Vikings, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Lagertha:
Athelstan.

Ragnar:
Athelstan, we want to ask you something.

Lagertha:
Come and join us, priest.

Ragnar:
Come on. Don't you want to? You'll enjoy it.

Athelstan:
I am a monk. I have taken vows of celibacy. I cannot touch a woman. I never have.

Lagertha:
Wouldn't you like to?

Athelstan:
It would be a sin.

Lagertha:
Who would know?

Athelstan:
God would know.

Lagertha:
What if he looked the other way?

[Athelstan shakes his head]

Ragnar:
Go to sleep then with your God.

Vikings, Season 1  Show Quote

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Lagertha:
If any harm befalls my children, I will tear the lungs out of your body, priest.

Vikings, Season 1  Show Quote

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Athelstan:
[doesn't want to drink anymore but still smiles] Aghhh! Oh! No more.

Ragnar:
We don't like those in our house to go hungry or thirsty. [gives him something to drink anyway] I am very curious about England. Does it have one king who rules over the whole country?

Athelstan:
There are four kingdoms with four kings. You landed in the kingdom of Northumbria. The king of Northumbria is called Aelle. He is a great king. A powerful king.

Ragnar:
Then why did his men not protect your temple?

Athelstan:
Before you came, we had no need to protect our monastery. We lived in peace. Everyone respected it as a place of God.

Ragnar:
Why does your God need silver and gold, hmm? He must be greedy. Like Loki! We have greedy gods too.

Athelstan:
My God is not greedy. His kingdom is not of this world.

Ragnar:
Then why is his kingdom so full of treasure?

Athelstan:
Christian people give away their riches to the churches and monasteries in order to save their souls.

Ragnar:
What are their souls? [pause] I want to learn some of your language. Will you teach me, priest?

Vikings, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Ragnar:
My lord, it was easy to take all of these things. The priests in their temple, they had no weapons. They were like babies.

Vikings, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

April:
You know what your friends did to my car?!

Viva La Bam  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Shiro:
I did it to save him (flashback from when he was in the Galra ship) We were forced to fight for Zarkon's pleasure, he was afraid. We were all afraid.

Voltron: Defender of the Universe  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Voltron:
Legendary Defender: Hunk: Allura is like our leader and she's a princess, so she has to go.

Voltron: Defender of the Universe  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Voltron:
Legendary Defender: Bob: Hunk they voted for you, who did you vote for? (Looks) He voted for Allura! Why Allura?

Voltron: Defender of the Universe  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

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