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Charmaine:
"Breath of my soul"?

Max:
Yeah, it's like "Peter Gabriel meets Sting."

Charmaine:
Must they meet?

– United States of Tara, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Max:
Dudes! I got a lot to be cheerful about. I got a red-hot sexy mama in my kitchen making me a chow-down, a couple of clicks away from my 30th birthday party. Huh? My job uses negative 5% of my brain. And I recently rediscovered Chastity Stargazer.

Charmaine:
Who?

Max:
My vintage Fender Stratocaster electric guitar.

– United States of Tara, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Charmaine:
Well, last I checked, your partner didn't take a job out of state and leave you home with a wailing infant.

Kate':
Where is that infant?

Charmaine:
oh, shit. (Storms out)

Tara:
Oh, how's your film going?

Marshall:
In my head, it's unique, nuanced, but when it comes out, it's like... A frog doing somersaults on a field, and you can't see the frog 'cause he's too green and you can't hear him cause the grass is too soft.

– United States of Tara, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Bunny:
Passengers are vermin. If someone has a pulse and a lump of coal in place of a soul, they will be on your flight. We need to prepare.

– United States of Tara, Season 3  Show Quote

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Tara:
[as Alice:Noticing the freeze frame of her son's dead body in the short film on the TV] Oh My goodness. What's that on the TV?

Noah:
Doesn't have a title yet. Right now we're calling it *Human Remains of the Day*

– United States of Tara, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Dr. Hattarras:
[handing over a stack of papers] ... in the mean time give her this.

Max:
[taking the papers] What's this?

Dr. Hattarras:
Her *Declaration of Co-Dependence*

– United States of Tara, Season 3  Show Quote

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Charmaine:
I'd rather have Tara.

Alice:
No offense, I'm sure. And non taken. Tara is the sister, I know... Even though she's not acting like one at the moment.

Charmaine:
Well, Kate leaving probably has something to do with it, too.

Alice:
Oh, you raise them as best you can, and then they toss you aside, like last season's handbag. Poor Tara. Her heart is in pieces.

Charmaine:
Well, it's probably good she took a few hours off, then.

Alice:
Mm. That's what we think.

Charmaine:
"We"?

Alice:
All of us on the inside. We have an arrangement. It's like that new film with Jack Lemmon and Shirley MacLaine. We each take the key when we need the apartment. I get the body when the mother needs help.

– United States of Tara, Season 3  Show Quote

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Tara:
Flighty 19-year-old in Japan. We are either terrible parents or... visionary parents. I don't know.

Max:
Mm, little of both.

– United States of Tara, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Max:
Please tell me you're looking at porn.

Tara:
Well, if porn is a disastrous baby shower, then... yeah. Big-Tim.

– United States of Tara, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Marshall:
[Looking at the camcorder's viewfinder that shows a zoom-in on Neil's exposed ass-crack above his trousers' waistline] That's not an ass-crack, it's a full-blown *ass-chasm*.

– United States of Tara, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Tara Gregson:
[as Alice] Young man, that's no way to speak to a lady.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Tara:
I don't trust these small town locals - I am too...

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Tara:
He told me we have a brother.

Charmaine:
A brother? Come on.

Tara:
Yes. He said it in a totally disjointed, early Alzheimer's dad-like way, but he said you and your sister have a half-brother and I was married before I met your mom.

Charmaine:
Well, let's see. Dad thinks Bob Hope is still alive.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Tara and Charmaine's mom:
Oh honey, you're so pretty, but you've always made decisions like an ugly girl.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Guy:
Do you have any cake?

Kate:
Cake? Why?

Guy:
I was hoping you could sit on it.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Kate:
Let's see you took every single thing from my favorite place in the world and made it yours so ya know I think I will pass.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Tara:
What's going to happen to us - what's going to happen to our family?

Max:
I don't know. I don't know.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Marshall:
Nothing too splashy and in your face?

Lionel:
I might be splashy and in your face if you're not too careful

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Lionel:
You're so wrong it's adorable.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Lionel:
Sometimes other peoples sh*t is just theirs.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Shoshanna:
Max is very much in need right now of a firm gentle hand. Trust me, I know what to do.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Pammy:
You were worried about me?

Max:
Yeah I was.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Kate:
Hey do you know anyone who's happy?

Marshall:
No.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Tara:
[to Charmaine about their father on her wedding day] You're going to let a man who basically gave you away, give you away?

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

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