Mary Cooper:
Care to explain yourself?
Sheldon Cooper:
I was trying to motivate Missy to expand her intellectual horizons.
Mary Cooper:
By torturing her Cabbage Patch doll?
Sheldon Cooper:
Well, it's not like I shocked her with electrodes, which was an option.
Mary Cooper:
Enough.
Sheldon Cooper:
To be clear, I meant to shock Missy, not the doll. That would be an effect--
Mary Cooper:
ENOUGH! And you! Getting baptized just to kiss a girl?! What were you thinking?!
Georgie Cooper:
Sounds like you know what I was thinking.
Mary Cooper:
Well, you are both grounded!
Missy Cooper:
"Dear Alf, I'm your number one fan. I like you because you're an alien but you're funny, unlike my brother who's an alien but just a jerk. Anyway, I hope you're enjoying your time here on our planet and have found things to eat other than cats. I recommend chicken nuggets. Sincerely, Missy Cooper, age 10."
ALF:
"P.S. My favorite color is pink. What's yours?" Ha. What a cutie pie. Hey, hey, Barbara, we got any more of those pink T-shirts with my face on them? I want to send one to this Missy Cooper kid. Oh, oh, and get me some chicken nuggets, huh? Hello? Anybody out there? Apparently not. Barb!
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