Wikidude's Quotes Page #171

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Raimundo:
I bet he writes those on the palm of his hand. [Kimiko snickers]

Master Fung:
No Raimundo, I write them inside my eyelids. That is why I blink often. [Blinks rapidly]

Dojo:
[Pops out of Raimundo's shirt] B-U-S-T-E-D. Ooooohhhh! [Shudders]

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Vlad:
What you know about Heylin Seed?

Jack Spicer:
I read something about it in Evil Seeds and Gardens. Why?

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Kimiko:
It's Spicer, he took the seed!

Clay:
And the hotdogs! Come back here with them doggies you no good, low down snake, you yellow bellied, dirty little side winder. I'm gonna get you!

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Vlad:
I hear Wuya dump you, again.

Jack Spicer:
[Imitating Vlad] "I jear Wuya dump you!" Nobody hears Wuya dump me, because I dump Wuya.

Vlad:
That is not what they say on Internet!

Jack Spicer:
[Excitedly] I'm on the Internet?

Vlad:
Da, in warrior chat rooms everywhere! You big laughing stock! Now when person loses everything, new hip thing to say is 'Aw, I got Jacked!' [Laughs evilly]

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Omi:
Now I understand! Jack is only a mere puppy!

Raimundo:
...Puppet, I'm guessing.

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Chase Young:
Tongue of Saiping! Monkeys of the jungle, I summon your presence!

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Master Fung:
The Fountain of Hui has just revealed itself. When activated, it provides unlimited knowledge.

Kimiko:
Sounds like a pretty handy Wu if you're doing a crossword puzzle.

Master Fung:
I'm afraid by itself, it can only provide random information. But, when combined its sister Shen Gong Wu the Eagle Scope, the two can be used to unlock the greatest secrets of the universe.

Omi:
You mean like why baboons have such colorful buttocks?

Master Fung:
Yes, and even greater secrets.

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Monkey:
Mind turning down the volume? Some of us are trying to get a little shuteye.

Omi:
[Using the Tongue of Saiping] In the middle of the day? You are a very lazy animal!

Rabbit:
Huh, what a mouth on someone so small.

Omi:
I am not small, I am compact!

Bird:
Yeah, anymore 'compact' and we'd need a microscope to find you!

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Omi:
We will always listen to you...no matter how stupid your excuse may be.

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Jack:
Hey, usually I'm the one who messes up a Xiaolin Showdown. Looks like the shoe's on a different foot...if you had a foot. [chuckles, Wuya gets angry as she flies through his face, creeping him out]

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Wuya:
[During a Xiaolin Showdown] Shroud of Shadows!

Kimiko:
Hey! That's cheating! That wasn't one of the Shen Gong Wu wagered!

Wuya:
You're fighting evil. What do you expect?

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Jack:
Um, once you become Raimundo, are you a he or a she? I just wanna get my pronouns straight!

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Raimundo:
The Fearsome Four sound like they could use some anger management.

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Clay:
[After setting Raimundo on fire] I'm sorry, Rai, I couldn't help it. I smell my favourite meal and I-

Kimiko:
EVERY meal is your favourite meal, Clay!

Raimundo:
I can't believe your first loyalty is to a pork chop!

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[The group are tied to the ceiling upside down]

Jessie:
Well it looks like our uninvited guests have decided on an extended stay in the HOSPITALITY suite.

Omi:
Why, thank you! That sounds most inviting! Where do we go?

Raimundo:
Omi, we're already in the hospitality suite.

Omi:
Oh. I see. Perhaps I am misunderstanding the meaning of hospitality.

Kimiko:
Or the meaning of sarcasm.

Omi:
Oh, darn this sarcasm! It always seems to grab my goat!

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Jack:
Yes! I get this makes me queen!

[Everyone in the room looks at him oddly; a girl laughs]

Jack:
...King.

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Omi:
[sighs] This is the most disappointing event turning since the last...

Raimundo:
Is it possible you're going for TURN OF EVENTS?

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Omi:
Very clever, using the Changing Chopsticks to shrink down our Wu and hide them in the cactus.

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[Clay and Jessie rush over and touch the bag of Wu at the same time]

Jessie:
Looks like if you want your rewards, you and me are gonna have a Xiaolin Showdown.

Clay:
I accept. Your Silk Spitter against my Changing Chopsticks.

Jessie:
The game is Demolition Viper Bike Derby! First to make it out in one piece, wins.

Clay:
Let's just get this over with. Let's go. Xiaolin Showdown!

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[Jack has copied himself with the Ring of Nine Dragons]

Old-looking Jack:
Foul!

Jack and Fat Jack:
I didn't touch you!

Fat Jack:
Did not... [they start fighting, old Jack also fights]

Wuya:
Stop! The Ring of Nine Dragons is for creating evil, not for copying yourself for your own amusement, or picking your teeth! [While big headed Jack does so]

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Kimiko:
Omi, what happened?

Omi:
I am afraid, uh… Mala Mala Jong has come to life.

Raimundo:
I can't believe we got here too late.

Clay:
Oh, man, I feel more embarrassed than a mule at the Kentucky Derby.

[Back at the Xiaolin Temple...]

Master Fung:
According to the scroll, the rise of Mala Mala Jong will allow a new Shen Gong Wu to be revealed. It is called the Emperor Scorpion. Whoever possesses it will have control over all Shen Gong Wu. If we can find it, we can use it to break Mala Mala Jong apart before it turns into the Fearsome Four.

Raimundo:
Excellent! Great ending and not too long. Dragged a little in the middle though.

Kimiko:
Don't get too excited, Raimundo. Here comes the bad part.

Master Fung:
If the Emperor Scorpion falls into the wrong hands, the Fearsome Four will be unstoppable. This will be our only chance to save the world from certain destruction.

Raimundo:
Why does there always have to be a bad part?

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[Jack is asleep]

Wuya:
Jack, fire the laser! Jack!

Jack:
[He wakes up, screaming] Wuya! With you it's hard to tell if I'm coming out of a nightmare or going into one!

Wuya:
Just shut up and fire the laser.

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Kimiko:
Omi, look! Over there. It's the Tohomiko Electronics skyscraper!

Omi:
Tohomiko? That sounds most familiar to my ears.

Kimiko:
Hello? That's my last name.

Omi:
Oh? I never thought of you with a last name.

Kimiko:
And that's my Papa's building.

Clay:
[In amazement] Your daddy is Toshiro Tohomiko the video game tycoon?!

Kimiko:
Yeah, I can't wait to introduce you all to him, he's super cool!

Raimundo:
And super rich! [His eyes turn into dollar symbols. To Kimiko] Did I ever tell you that you are my favorite monk?

Omi:
[gigantic sad face] I thought I was your favorite...

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Omi:
These workers appear most focused on their work. And their eyes- they have the same 'nobody is home' look as Raimudo when he does his chores.

Raimundo:
[offended] Yeah, well... you're short and you have a big head.

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