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Kitty:
"Find your next tip at the world famous Bird's Nest Stadium." Never heard of it.

Don:
Well, it's right here, in Beijing, China! Home to 25,000,000 people. Oddly enough, we see none of them.

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Josee:
EAT THE PAIN! And smile!

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Carrie:
Uh, I'm not sure if I can-- [about to barf]

Devin:
I-It's okay. Relax. I'll eat it. You just skewer up some worms and-- [Carrie runs off and vomits] I can't even say worms? [Carrie vomits again] When we were kids, her sister dared her to eat… [covers Carrie's ears; quietly] a worm. She did it, and then she barfed for six days straight.

Carrie:
[holding a bucket to throw up in] Were you talking about…worms?

Devin:
Yes? [Carrie throws up in the bucket] Yeah, I walked into that one.

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Ryan:
Cooking up something disgusting for someone you love is so hot. But when it comes to not in love… [looks down at Stephanie] Man, is it fun?

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Spud:
My mom calls me a light eater, which means that I start eating as soon as the lights are on.

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Josee:
How are you feeling?

Jacques:
I can't feel my face!

Josee:
Good. [feeds the street food to Jacques to eat it] Done! We're in first place! [gets the tip] It's a Botch or Watch, "Who ever didn't look for rings in Hawaii…"

Don:
Must pull their teammate by rickshaw all the way here, to the Great Wall of China. Using only their unimentally map. Last team to find the Chill Zone hidden somewhere along the wall and check in, could be checking out.

Jacques:
Orivwa!

MacArthur:
Hussle!

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[Haters' interview]

Stephanie:
Ha! You're lame cooking couldn't slow me down.

Ryan:
Whoo, baby! Cockroach breath! [chuckles]

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Noah:
[panting] Hot! Hot! Hot!

Emma:
I know it's a race, but don't be gross!

Noah:
[mouth full] Sorry! Ah… I'm so sorry.

[Emma runs off and barfs in Carrie's bucket]

Carrie:
That's my bucket!

Kitty:
[to Noah] Dude, you are so bad at this.

[Noah sighs depressingly]

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Stephanie:
Stop hitting every bump on PURPOSE! [starts to barf]

Ryan:
I could've taken the smoother road, but I decided to go with the one that's most like our relationship. Cracked, twisted, and falling apart!

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Don:
Last episode's Chill Zone sits atop the Great Wall of China. That makes it today's starting point. And last episode's winners are the first team to grab a tip.

Ryan:
You gonna tell me what it says?

Stephanie:
You gonna let me read it? [interview] We can't quit now. The prize money's like our children. We're staying together for the kids.

Ryan:
I heard they're changing our name from the Daters to the Haters.

Stephanie:
Hey, go for it. My hate for him won us the last round, so today, I plan to hate him even more.

Ryan:
I couldn't hate her more if I tried. They might as well just give us the money right now.

Stephanie:
[reading] "Fly to Oulu, Finland."

Owen and MacArthur:
Finland?

Don:
Finland. This European country is home to countless coffee drinkers, cellphone users, and the most saunas per capita, which is where the teams are headed. Here, to this Don box of the piping hot sauna's Apena Pilei Spa. Why suffer in the cold…when you can suffer in the heat?

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Noah:
[grabs and reads a tip] "All-In: Finish Spa Day. Teams have to sit the dry sauna…"

Owen:
Awesome!

Noah:
"…fully clothed at the highest heat for 10 minutes."

Owen:
[with his shirt off and puts his pants back on; chuckles uncomfortably] Less awesome.

Don:
Each spa hut has just enough room for two teams, and the 10-minute timer doesn't start until both teams have crammed inside.

Noah:
"After the sauna, collect a tip from the next Don box by crossing the semi-frozen river."

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Rock:
Almost time to jet.

Spud:
Uh, sweet. 'Cause this heat is getting to me. It looks like those two are melting.

Rock:
Dude, relax. They're totally not-- whoa! Those two are melting!

[The Goths look at each other, noticing their makeup melting and gasp in horror]

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[As the Goths reach the other side of the semi-frozen river, their makeup is fully washed off, and scream horrifyingly at each other, and their reflections]

Ennui:
My face!

Crimson:
Don't look at me!

[They both cover their heads with paper bags during their interview]

Ennui:
We've only been dating for three years, so naturally, we've never seen each other un-gothed.

Crimson:
I feel like a dead body that washed up on shore, but in a bad way.

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[The Reality TV Pros, Sisters, and Adversity Twins arrive at the stage in downtown Oulu]

Owen:
[stepping out of the taxi] Cool! I wonder who's playing.

Noah:
[grabs a tip from the Don box] Uh, we are.

Mickey:
It's a Botch or Watch.

Emma:
"Teams must battle it out in Finland's national sport, air guitar." Psh, air guitar? For real?!

Don:
For very real. Performances will be judged by this applause meter. Get the crowd into a maximum frenzy, and teams can rock on over here to today's Chill Zone. Bottom out, and it's back to the end of the line to try, try again.

Kitty:
"Whoever didn't pull the rickshaw in Beijing must perform here."

Noah:
Uh-oh.

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Devin:
Crimson? Wow! Your skin is so flesh-colored.

Carrie:
I love your hair.

Crimson:
You're throwing a lot of positive emotions my way, and I don't know what to do with that.

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Eunni:
Step aside. We're here to rock.

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Don:
Trains number one leadas with the Haters, Goths and Ice Dancers.

Junior:
Ah, puss buckets!

Dwayne:
Language, Mister!

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Crimson:
[interview] This place reminds me of my grandmother's farm house. I've spent a lot of summers there.

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Geoff:
[getting the tip] It's an All-In. "Tip Your Hat, Spill Your Beans, and Eat Like a Cowboy by All Means."

Don:
Working together, teammates must eat an entire pot of pork and beans. At the bottom of the pot, they'll find their next travel tip.

Geoff:
Whoa!

Brody:
My fave food to nosh on is totally pork and beans, dude!

Geoff:
I can scarf most things. Brody's got an iron stomach with the taste buds of a dude that doesn't have any taste buds. We're golden.

[The Haters enter the restaurant and see the Surfer Dudes already chowing down]

Stephanie:
See? Dude advantage. But we're in 2nd, so all's not lost.

Ryan:
Only our love for each other. [he and Stephanie high five]

Stephanie:
Exactly. [looking down into the pot; horrified] Beans? Beans?! BEANS?! I'm not usually a picky eater, but beans are the grossest food on the planet and should never be consumed by human beings, ever. That's it.

Ryan:
[clears throat] Chicken.

Stephanie:
What was that?

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Josee:
[reading the tip] "Go to Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump."

Jacques:
Huh? Buffalo? Is that a place or a threat?

Don:
It's actually a little of both. It's located here, along the foothills of the Rocky Mountains in Alberta, Canada. Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump was going to be called Concussion Valley, but the name was already taken. Teams must fly to Lethbridge, Alberta, then drive to this spot to receive their next travel tip.

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Don:
Who's next to go? Will it be Mother & Son?

Dwayne:
Hey!

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[The Stepbrothers got eliminated because they lost to the Rockers in the race to the Chill Zone after their glider was destroyed by a kangaroo and they got buried in an avalanche. The Rockers also got eliminated because they beat the Stepbrothers in the race to the Chill Zone, Don remembered that the leg was a double elimination round, and thus the Rockers were eliminated as well]

Don:
But, before we wrap up, I have a special announcement to make. Today's episode…is a double-elimination round! The Rockers are also going home!

Rock:
WHAT?!

Spud:
Aw, man. Drag.

[The Stepbrothers both laugh]

Rock:
[imitating buzzer] Why'd you waste time reviewing footage if you were just gonna boot both of us?

Don:
Because I forgot, obviously.

Rock:
Getting kicked off was lame, but I'm proud of Spud. At first, I was all, "Dude!" And then I was all, "[gasps] No way!" And then I was like, "WHAT?!"

Spud:
Thanks, dude. Maybe we'll win this thing.

Rock:
We just lost.

Spud:
Oh, yeah, right.

Rock:
I really coulda use the million.

Chet:
You guys wanna come over and play Rock Storm on our Gamebox?

Rockers:
Yes!

Lorenzo:
Nice!

Chet:
Sweet.

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[Don congratulating Josee and Jacques on skill and good sportsmanship]

Ice Dancers:
What?

Don:
Kidding. Your win is highly suspect. I just don't care enough to look into it.

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Spud:
One day, Rock's mom will kill him.

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