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Raimundo: No, the old hag won't think small like that. She'll be thinkin'... Clay: Yeah, anyway, Raimundo. Where I come from we have a sayin' follow the oil. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Kimiko: Check out the spring in my step! Wudai Mars, Fire! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Omi: We cannot just stand by and watch Wuya and Jack being chewed up by a big dinosaur. Kimiko: You're right. Someone better get the camcorder. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Omi The Treasure of the Blind Swordsman is gone! Raimundo: This is all my fault for leaving it behind. Clay: Oh, what no good hombre could have taken it? Dojo: Hmm. I have a pretty good idea. [At night, wolf howls] Hannibal Bean: With the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman mine, soon, the rest of the world will follow. Raah! [laughing evilly as its magic shines forth for him] – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Raimundo: Way to kick butt! Especially when you can't see butt. Omi: I do not understand. How can someone without sight fight so well? Blind Old Man: [Sighs] Again with the questions. It is quite simple. I use my mind to see rather than my eyes. [loudly] DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME BEFORE? That is the secret to the treasure chest. The answers to all your questions lie inside. You just have to look. Raimundo: The treasure chest! We left it back on the trail! Kimiko: Uh, you left it back on the trail! Blind Old Man: Now, if you'll excuse me, I really must find the bathroom. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Blind Old Man: Perhaps you I'd like to surrender now. Jack: Perhaps you I'd like to keep your disses to yourself, four-eyes! [Record scratches] Wuya: He's blind! Jack: Even better! Time to double-team, Mr. No-eyes! Ha ha! Jack's on an evil rant now! Thorn of Thunderbolt! Wuya: Silk Spitter! Blind Old Man: Mantis Flip Coin! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[Jack, Wuya, and Blind Old Man touch the sack of Wu at the same time] Blind Old Man: I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown Trio! Raimundo: Come on, let's take 'em! Omi: No, we cannot dishonor his challenge. Jack: Our Thorn of Thunderbolt and Silk Spitter against your Mantis Flip Coin and the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman. Blind Old Man: The game is Emperor of the Train. Last man standing wins. Jack, Wuya, & Blind Old Man: Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Blind Swordsman: You have summoned the spirit of the Blind Swordsman, loyal to whoever possesses the treasure chest. Raimundo: So, how about showing us how to use our new weapons? Blind Swordsman: Open your mind and trust that your weapon will show you the way. Omi: Shimo Staff! Ha! Oh ho! My weapon and I are most magnificent! [smooch] Clay: Big Bang Meteorang, do your stuff! Ha! Huh? Whoo! Well, I'll be a 3-legged centipede! Kimiko: Arrow Sparrow! [Boom] Burn, baby, burn! Raimundo: Blade of the Nebula! Huh? Hah! Whoo! I got the power! Hoo! Hoo! I got the power! Omi: Come, Dojo. We must rescue the blind old man at once! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[Omi is stuck to a cactus] Kimiko: Omi! Are you okay? Omi: [cringing] I have a thousand needles in my backside! WHAT DO YOU THINK?! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Jack: [Doing a crossword] What's a four-letter word for idiot? Wuya: Jack. Jack: Perfect! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Blind Old Man: [As he's being kidnapped] Hey! Who is that? Where am I? I need to use the bathroom. Wuya: [To Jack] What about the treasure chest? Guardian: What?! That's disgusting! [Pauses] You- you were talking to me? – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Raimundo: She's not your mom, she's a robot! Omi: [shocked] A robot!? [The Xiaolin monks furiously turn to Jack Spicer] Jack: [gesturing to Wuya and Hannibal; cowering fearfully] Hey, they made me do it. They made build all other robots. Hannibal Bean then used the Moby Morpher to make my robots look like your relatives. If you had any. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[Omi and Omi robot mother touch the Shen Gong Wu at the same time] Omi: [shocked] Mother?! Robot Mother: I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown. The game is Bamboo Hopping. First to fall, loses. Omi: [heartbroken] My mother…on the side of evil? Robot Mother: When you're a parent, you'll understand. I wager my Orb of Tornami against your Lasso Boa-Boa. Omi: How'd you get my Orb?! Robot Mother: I went through your pocket when you were clipping your father's toenails. [Camera zooms in on Omi's face, feeling angry over being turned against by his own mother] Omi & Robot Mother: [in unison] Let's go! XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Hannibal: You're talkin' to Hannibal Roy Bean. Raimundo: Oh, yeah! Well listen mister musical fruit I eat beans for lunch. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Chase Young: Good morning, little monk. I'm not here to fight you, little monk, but to warn you. Omi: Warn me? Chase Young: Do you know where the other monks are? Omi: Asleep? Chase Young: They're in trouble and will your help. Omi: I do not believe you. Chase Young: Look, into the crow's eyes. [The crow zooms in and shows Omi that Jack Spicer, Wuya and Hannibal Roy Bean are planning to raid the temple] Omi: Why are you telling me this? Chase Young: Just something I thought you ought to know, in case you wanted to do anything about it. Omi: You want me to leave my parents and forfeit my honor. But I will not even they are old, fat and smelly. They need me and tonight I have to clean their teeth. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Omi: MY LAST NAME IS CRUD?! OMI CRUD?! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Raimundo: Yeah, but I'm not sure, they're exactly what Omi's expecting. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Jack: Hey! You're not supposed to be here! Omi: Well, what comes in circles goes the other way in circles. [Everyone stares at him] Wuya: Somebody translate! I'll be up all night. Clay: I'm guessing "what goes around comes around. Wuya: Oh, please. That wasn't even close. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Dojo: Whoa! I wonder what my Great-Great-Great-Great Uncle Tiamat sent me? [he unwrapped the present] His bones. How thoughtful. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Omi: Now Dojo, you shouldn't kiss a horse on the lips before it gives you its' presents. [They all stare blankly] Kimiko: Oh, kiss a gift horse on the mouth. Everyone: Ohhhh. Dojo: [Puzzled] I thought it was 'look a gift horse in the mouth'. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Jack: Hey, usually I'm the one who messes up a Xiaolin Showdown. Looks like the shoe's on a different foot...if you had a foot. [chuckles, Wuya gets angry as she flies through his face, creeping him out] – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Jack: Um, once you become Raimundo, are you a he or a she? I just wanna get my pronouns straight! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Wuya: [During a Xiaolin Showdown] Shroud of Shadows! Kimiko: Hey! That's cheating! That wasn't one of the Shen Gong Wu wagered! Wuya: You're fighting evil. What do you expect? – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Omi: Remember, "Ugly is one skin deep". Dojo is a hideous, fire-breathing dragon, but we look past that! Dojo: Ouch. Innocent dragon caught in the diss fest. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago

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