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Kimiko:
Omi, look! Over there. It's the Tohomiko Electronics skyscraper!

Omi:
Tohomiko? That sounds most familiar to my ears.

Kimiko:
Hello? That's my last name.

Omi:
Oh? I never thought of you with a last name.

Kimiko:
And that's my Papa's building.

Clay:
[In amazement] Your daddy is Toshiro Tohomiko the video game tycoon?!

Kimiko:
Yeah, I can't wait to introduce you all to him, he's super cool!

Raimundo:
And super rich! [His eyes turn into dollar symbols. To Kimiko] Did I ever tell you that you are my favorite monk?

Omi:
[gigantic sad face] I thought I was your favorite...

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Omi:
These workers appear most focused on their work. And their eyes- they have the same 'nobody is home' look as Raimudo when he does his chores.

Raimundo:
[offended] Yeah, well... you're short and you have a big head.

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[Jack is asleep]

Wuya:
Jack, fire the laser! Jack!

Jack:
[He wakes up, screaming] Wuya! With you it's hard to tell if I'm coming out of a nightmare or going into one!

Wuya:
Just shut up and fire the laser.

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Kimiko:
Poor Rai. We've got to find him. Just so I can give him a piece of my mind!

Master Fung:
We must not be too hard on Raimundo. It is the Shen Gong Wu that is controlling him.

Omi:
Yes, but if he had not used the Golden Tiger Claws in the first place, we would not be down the lake with no paddles!

Dojo:
Hey, kids! Special news bulletin! I did a little recon over Brazil and it turns out there WAS a lava flow. If it wasn't for a certain hero we all know, one village would be toast!

Kimiko:
So, Raimundo was telling the truth? That's a first.

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Omi:
Remember, "Ugly is one skin deep". Dojo is a hideous, fire-breathing dragon, but we look past that!

Dojo:
Ouch. Innocent dragon caught in the diss fest.

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Jack:
Um, once you become Raimundo, are you a he or a she? I just wanna get my pronouns straight!

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Wuya:
[During a Xiaolin Showdown] Shroud of Shadows!

Kimiko:
Hey! That's cheating! That wasn't one of the Shen Gong Wu wagered!

Wuya:
You're fighting evil. What do you expect?

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Jack:
Hey, usually I'm the one who messes up a Xiaolin Showdown. Looks like the shoe's on a different foot...if you had a foot. [chuckles, Wuya gets angry as she flies through his face, creeping him out]

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Omi:
We will always listen to you...no matter how stupid your excuse may be.

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Omi:
Jack Spicer! I order you to surrender at once!

Jack Spicer:
Aw, of course I will surrender...BOBBLEHEAD!

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Jack:
Hey, I want my stuff back.

Tubbimura:
No, I will keep everything.

Jack:
Think again, bubba. I press enter and doggy breath is a UFM. Unidentified flying Muffinface!

Tubbimura:
No! Not my Muffinface! Ok, ok, I will return your stuff.

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Jack:
Worm-Bots, get your worm-butts back in line!

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Master Fung:
[As the temple collapses] Remember, the fate of the world rests with you!

Raimundo:
Is it me or does the fate of the world rest with us a lot?

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Jack:
What do you think the spiders want with us?

Raimundo:
Dude, we're in their web. Take a guess.

Jack:
[Understanding] I DON'T WANT A SPIDER TO EAT ME!

Clay:
Chill, evil partner! Spiders don't eat people! They desiccate you, suck out all your fluids until nothing is left. [Clay dried up and the others staring at him] What? Can't a cowboy have a hobby?

Jack:
I don't want to be...what he said!

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Omi:
Hurry, everyone! Take my hand!

Jack:
I have a better idea! I'll take the Golden Tiger Claws!

Kimiko:
Jack, you jerk!

Jack:
Too late, Xiaolin has-been!

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Clay:
Get a move on! They're gaining on us!

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Dojo:
I tell you. You should a seen me in action. Those spiders will think twice before messing with this dragon, again! Bada bing. [chuckles] AAAAHHHHHH!

Raimundo:
[Laughs] Dojo, you should a seen yourself!

Kimiko:
Rai, that wasn't very nice.

Raimundo:
[scoffs] How can anyone be so afraid of a spider?

[A spider sits on Raimundo's shoulder. Raimundo screams, and hides behind baskets. Kimiko & Dojo laugh]

Dojo:
What a pansy!

Omi:
Tongue of Saiping! Thank you for your assistance, my small friend. [he gives a high-five on a spider]

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Dojo:
We got a category 5 Wu alert. The Ying Yo-Yo just revealed itself.

Master Fung:
The Ying Yo-Yo is one of the lesser-known. Shen Gong Wu. It acts as a portal to the Ying-Yang World- a parallel universe with laws of its own. One must remain cautious. Its powers are not fully understood.

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Kimiko:
I was hoping we'd all rise together.

Omi:
[Looking sad] Aw, me too. [Then looking happy] That is why I will work extra hard teaching you until that day comes when you too are ready to become Wudai Warriors.

Clay:
Whoa, partner, and what makes you so sure YOU'RE the chosen one?

Omi:
[Laughing] Is it not obvious? Who else is it going to be? Raimundo?

[Raimundo's head turns red and inflates while his hair starts to burn. Clay removes his hat, revealing a glass of water and he pours it on Raimundo's head. Raimundo gives Clay a thumbs-up.]

Omi:
I am sorry. I was not laughing at you but with you.

Raimundo:
I'm not laughing.

Kimiko:
Here's a wild thought. Maybe it's me.

Omi:
But you are a girl. [The others gasp] AAAAH!

[Chaos ensues, ending with Omi beaten up on the floor]

Raimundo:
[Wincing] Nyah...

Kimiko:
And your point?

Omi:
Nothing, I like girls. [He passes out]

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Chase Young (Reptile form) and Omi (Cat form):
[in unison] Goat Biting Tail! Horse Skipping Pebble! Cat Playing Fiddle! Duck Flipping Burgers!

Omi (Cat form):
Sparrow Eating Hot Dog! [he then jumps off the rock]

Chase Young (Reptile form):
[Sitting on the rock, surprised] Sparrow Eating Hot Dog?

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Chase Young (Reptile form):
Heylin Memory Recall!

Omi:
[In recall] I do swear my loyalty to you. [End of recall] Wait. Chase Young is right. As a Xiaolin Monk, I am bound by my word.

[Kimiko, Clay, Raimundo, and Jack gasped]

Omi:
I have no choice but to stay.

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Dojo:
I hate the AWAY games. The crowd's always against you.

[Wuya cheering]

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Omi:
Kimiko, Raimundo, Clay, I was ready to humiliate you in battle, but I have no idea why.

Kimiko:
It’s OK, Omi. It’s just good to have you back.

Jack:
Omi, I missed you so.

Omi:
OK, now I am most confused.

Dojo:
Jack brought the Reversing Mirror into the Ying Yang World. Instead of coming out whole, he must have left behind all of his evil.

Chase Young:
I hate to interrupt such a nauseating moment, but we have some serious evil left on the agenda.

Clay:
You have got no hold on Omi. He’s got his Chi back, and you ain’t getting your grubby hands on it.

Chase Young:
Omi swore his loyalty to me.

Kimiko:
He wasn’t himself back then.

Raimundo:
Omi is going nowhere. Except back home with us.

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Omi:
No! It appears you have taught me too well!

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