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Carey: Have you seen my kids? Moseby: No. Have you seen my employees? Carey: No. Moseby: I have a bad feeling about this. Carey: Me, too, but let's stay calm. I'm sure my kids are fine and your hotel is in one piece [hears explosion] or pieces. – The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[After learning that there is no treasure] Esteban: Now I'll never own this hotel. Maddie: And I'll never be the President. Cody: I'll never win the Nobel Prize. Zack: I'll never marry Maddie. London: On the bright side, I'm still rich. Yay, me! – The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Cody: We'll catch them on tv. Now give me the tape. [Zack gives Cody a video.] I can't use this! This is my first pony ride! Zack: Fine. I'll get the tape of Mom potty-training us. – The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Moseby: [to London] How bout we give it a go? London: You got it. I'll meet you at the crack of noon. – The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Carey: Isn't he the worst!? On the way up here he actually criticized my driving while HE was driving!! Maddie: Well in all fairness to London I have to say, even though I was being held against my will - and my lawyers will be in touch - she did a pretty good job driving up here. Moseby: I suppose I have a slight tendency to be a bit critical. Zack: Suppose?! Maddie: Slight?! Carey: Tendency?! London: A bit?! Moseby: Okay! Okay! I'm sorry London. London: It's okay Moseby. [takes her hands off the wheel to hug him] Everyone: HANDS ON THE WHEEL!!! – The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Carey: Moesby, Zack took off for math camp! Moseby: Splendid now they're both gone! It's like falling in love again! Carey: You don't understand! London is driving. Moseby: Oh no! Carey: Oh yeah! Moseby: They shouldn't be too hard to find! We'll just look for the car that's driving in reverse. – The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Carey: Esteban, have you seen Zack? I've looked all over for him. Esteban: Zack? Zack who? Look at the time! [tries to walk away] Carey: Esteban, do you like nature films? Esteban: Oh, I love nature films. Carey: [angrily] Have you ever seen the one about what a mother bear would do to protect her cubs?! Esteban: London is driving him up to Math Camp with Maddie and Muriel! Don't eat me! – The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Muriel: Oh, I love the rush of the road, the wind in my hair. Maddie: How about the bugs in your teeth?! Muriel: Well, if you'd keep your yap shut like I told you to, you wouldn't have that problem! – The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Police Officer: Excuse me, miss? London: Officer, what's the matter? It's not like I was speeding. Police Officer: I'll say! Usually when I pull over sports cars it's cause they're going too fast. But to catch you I had to down-shift into first. Muriel: She's still learning how to drive so give her a break flat foot! Police Officer: Tell you what, since you're a beginner I'll let you off with a warning. But driving slow can be dangerous too so in the future, go faster. Muriel: Don't worry, I'm teaching her. Floor it baby!! – The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Muriel: [when the police pulls them over] Uh-oh! It's the fuzz! Everyone act natural. Maddie: How does someone who was forced in the middle of the night to drive down a busy interstate at 10 miles an hour act natural?! Muriel: You can start by shutting your yap! – The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Maddie: Now Muriel, are you sure you have a valid license? Muriel: Oh, loosen up sweetcheeks you're bumming us out! Zack: London, can't you drive any faster than 20 miles per hour?! London: Why? Maddie: Because we're on an interstate and people are passing us on bicycles. London: I just want to get there and back in one piece! Zack: I just wanna get there and back before I'm 30! – The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Zack: I've got to get up to that camp! London: Oh! I can drive you! Maddie: What?! London: I'll show Moseby how well I can do without him! C'mon! Maddie: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa there, big girl! You just drove through a building! London: But there are no buildings on the highway. Maddie: True, but there are other cars and big trucks, and the occasional cute deer! This is not a good idea. Zack: You're not going to tell anyone are you? Maddie: Well only if you do it. Zack: GRAB HER!!! [Zach and London grab Maddie and drag her out the door past Esteban] London: You saw nothing! Esteban: Okay, have fun! – The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
London: Moseby, have you heard the good news? Moseby: Yes. One of the twins is gone for 2 weeks. It's like falling in love. – The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
London: Daddy bought me a car to practice on. My friend Porscha is going to teach me. Moseby: Do you mean the young lady who drove her father's yacht through piers 10, 11, and 12? London: She was putting on sunscreen. – The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Zack: Well, at least that's two things we agree on. Cody: Wanna agree on something else? If we don't get out of here, we won't have any chances of winning! Zack: I agree. Cody: Yeah I agree. Zack: Ok, stop agreeing, you're annoying me now. – The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Carey: Did I ever tell you about when I was in my first band? Zack: Yes. Carey: And how we couldn't work together and eventually broke up? Zack: Yes. And then your boyfriend stole your car and ran off with your best friend... Carey: Yeah, yeah, okay. And what did we learn from that story? Zack: You need to pick better men? – The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Carey: You guys have never been apart, not ever. Zack: Except for the first ten minutes when Cody wasn't born. Those were the days. – The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Zack: I know he's having a miserable time. We have twin telepathy. It's like my brain is receiving phone calls from him. Carey: Well, I think you have a bad connection. Hang up. Zack: Uh, uh. I can sense these things. Remember when Cody broke his leg and I sensed it? Carey: That's because you fell on him and broke it. – The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Moseby: [to London] Why not? I helped you take your first steps across this very lobby! London: In designer booties! Moseby: I helped you roller skate and learn to ride a bike... London: You're in our family album more than my father or any of his ex-wives! – The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Carey: We're probably in more danger here than he is there. [a car starting is then heard] Moseby: [to London, outside] FORWARD, NOT REVERSE! [he and London then crash into the room] – The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Zack: Why do I have to ride the hump? Maddie: Well, you could have driven back with Muriel in the other car. Zack: Did I mention how much I love the hump? Carey: Well, I hope you love your room, because that's where you're going to be until you're old enough to drive! – The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Moseby: Are you familiar with the gear shift? London: You mean the PRNDL? [PRNDL pronounced "prindle] Moseby: The what? London: The PRNDL. Moseby: Are you referring to the shift lever that says P-R-N-D-L? London: I'm not a child Moseby, I know how to spell PRNDL. Moseby: It's not something that you spell, it is a gear shift. The letters stand for Park, Reverse, Neutral, Drive, and Low!! London: You're making me nervous with all this technical talk. Moseby: Oh! I'm sorry, Why don't we just relax, turn on the radio. Would you like AMMM or FMMMM?! – The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Moseby: Okay, first thing's first. Have you adjusted your mirrors? London: All three of them. And I can see myself perfectly. Moseby: No no no they're not for vanity. Your rear-view mirrors are for seeing the view to your rear. [London looks at her butt] Moseby: Not your behind, behind you. London: But I won't be able to see myself having fun. Moseby: Driving a motor vehicle is not fun, it's serious business. Have you buckled your seat-belt? London: I was going to, but this outfit just wrinkles so easily so I thought- Moseby: Just do it. London: But my outfit- Moseby: IT'S THE LAW. – The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Moseby: [about Cody going to math camp] Ooh. Sounds like heaven. Your going as well? Zack: No way! I told the teacher you couldn't pay me to spend 2 weeks with a bunch of math geeks. Cody: Was that before or after you flunked your math test? Zack: I'll have you know, I flunked that math test purposely just to get away from you. Cody: Oh yeah? And who are you avoiding with your "D" in English? [Zack starts chasing Cody] – The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago

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