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Cody:
[talking like Elvis] Don't cry, little lady. You're getting tears on my blue suede shoes.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Cody:
Zack, you told me you booked two dancers who looked like they were from the '60s, not two dancers in their sixties!

Zack:
They looked good in this picture.

Cody:
Didn't you notice the brontosaurus in the background?

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Maddie:
Hey, guys. So, how'd the summer job hunt go?

Cody:
I tell ya, it's tough to secure employment in an economic climate where interest rates are climbing and large cap stocks are fluctuating wildly.

Zack:
Plus, we got turned down by Taco Schmaco.

Maddie:
Well, Señor Schmaco does like employees to see over the counter.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

London:
Maddie, I really need your help. And I won't take "no" for an answer.

Maddie:
No.

London:
Okay, I tried.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

London:
Maddie, I really need your help.

Maddie:
I can't. I'm trying to win employee of the month.

London:
But I just need one little-

Maddie:
(grabs London's shirt) I am trying to win a trip here! Do you know when my last vacation was?! Never! Now back away woman!

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Arwin:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII fixed it!

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Cody:
Look, just because a man cooks and cleans doesn't mean he can't be macho and tough. [drinks from Carey's mug]

Zack:
Hey, you're drinking out of Mom's sicky cup.

Cody:
[screams like a girl]

Zack:
Yeah, that's macho and tough!

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Zack:
For Cody, two hundred single-ply napkins.

Cody:
I wanted two-ply.

Zack:
[throwing box in Cody's direction] Glue them together. [the box hits Cody's head.]

Cody:
Ow...

Zack:
Here's an ice pack. [prepares to throw it]

Cody:
Never mind!

Carey:
Honey, why don't you just walk the stuff in to him?

Zack:
It's not my fault all he can catch is a cold.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Dr. Chip:
So, where's the patient?

Carey:
That would be me, the woman lying in bed, sneezing her guts out.

Dr. Chip:
Actually, you can't really sneeze your guts out. I wrote a paper on it.

Cody:
What grade did you get?

Dr. Chip:
That's not important!

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Moseby:
Madeline, please. Look, a zoo isn't so bad.

Maddie:
Then why aren't you living in one?

Moseby:
I am.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Cody:
Bubba and I are doing just fine. I'm gonna teach him how to fly.

Zack:
(sarcastically) Can't wait to see that test flight.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Cody:
(after finding out that Zack took money from the Save the hawk foundation to get a new camera) Zack!

Zack:
Ok. I'll send 20% to a real hawk charity.

Cody:
20?!

Zack:
Fine. 50%.

Cody:
50?!

Zack:
100%. But that's as high as I'll go.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Cody:
(to Moseby) We'll report you to the TGATPPWSHA.

Moseby, Zack:
The what?

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Cody:
You see, my fellow grizzlies and I are supposed to live off the land and the food that my showoff brother keeps finding.

Merle:
I got a brother too. He has a two story cabin and it's loaded with babes. Wonder who his real estate agent is.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Cody:
Finding food is supposed to be a challenge.

Merle:
(holding bowl of strawberries) Ok. I'll just put it way up here. (puts on a high shelf)

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Maid:
(startles Carey) Towels, lady?

Carey:
Sorry. Didn't hear you come in. I was too busy setting up my painting supplies. The boys are out of town. You know, I used to paint all the time. Then the twins were born, I had to set it aside. Kept telling myself I'd get back to it next week or the week after that. But I never did. Oh well, better later than never though, right?

Maid:
(blank face) Towels, lady?

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Zack:
[after the mother hawk flies away] Who is going to hatch the egg?

Cody:
I will.

Zack:
Okay, but you'd better squat real low.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Moseby:
I talked to the zoo, and they're willing to take the baby hawk as an honored guest.

Patrick:
Oh, brilliant solution. Everyone's happy.

Maddie:
I know Cody, and he'll never put his baby in a cage.

Moseby:
Oh, well, maybe the zoo will also take the twins. Oh, happy day!

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Moseby:
What's going on?

Cody:
There's something circling the hotel. I think it's a hangglider.

Zack:
Get real. It's a flying saucer.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Cody:
The hawk is back.

Zack:
Where's it been?

Cody:
I don't know. What am I supposed to do, ask it?

Zack:
Why not? You talk to plants.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Arwin:
Cody, I made something that is gonna help you bond with the baby.

Carey:
Cody, for the record I'm in all of favor of what you're doing here but I think this time Arwin has gone a little too far.

Arwin:
This is not going too far. (Puts on a helmet that has a giant bird head on it)

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Maddie:
Rough day at school?

Zack:
Yeah and it's all Cody's fault.

Maddie:
Why? Is everyone making fun of you because your twin brother is hatching an egg?

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Arwin:
I made this sling to cradle the egg and keep it at hawk temperature.

Zack:
How do you take a hawk's temperature?

Arwin:
Very carefully.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Carey:
You know Cody, I've always looked forward to becoming a grandma. And of course I thought you'd be older, married, and your baby would be human.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

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