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Esteban:
Okay, everyone. Let's go over what dance each couple will be doing. London, Lance, what do you feel comfortable doing?

London:
Shopping.

Lance:
Swimming.

Esteban:
I meant with dance.

Lance:
The swim.

London:
The shop.

Esteban:
The Samba it is.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Esteban:
Lori? Where'd she go?

Shannon:
Well, she said you were all pathetic losers and left.

(Everyone starts protesting)

Leo:
What did she say?!

Mrs. Mayweather:
You were a pathetic loser.

Leo:
Oh.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

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Cody:
What's wrong with Janice?

Zack:
She's got noodle arms. It's like dancing with spaghetti. I'll never win the junior division with her.

Cody:
Then why should I take her?

Zack:
'Cause you'll never win with anyone.

Cody:
That is... probably true.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

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Zack:
[to Cody] Why is she still here?

Carey:
To remind you not to see anything inappropriate, like Bullet Sandwich or Zombie Mom.

Cody:
Fine, but when you pick us up, no hugging and no calling us "my little men."

Carey:
Why don't you just rip my heart out?

Zack:
I think that's how Zombie Mom ends.

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Cody:
I gotta say, you were right about going to see Zombie Mom. All though I found the storyline was thin and the blood-drinking scene was gratuitous, it scared the snot out of Janice. And she held on to me the whole time.

Zack:
Yeah, great flick.

Cody:
I could tell you liked it by your screaming.

Zack:
I wasn't screaming. I was cheering. [Cody moves to turn the light off.] Don't you turn off that light!

Cody:
Or what, you'll "cheer" again?

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

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Mr. Moseby:
What's with all the candy? Looks like a pinata threw up.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Cody:
We haven't even had our first meeting yet, and you're already breaking the rules?

Zack:
Look, I didn't join up just to follow a bunch of dopey rules. I joined so I could tie knots, climb things and start campfires.

Moseby:
Basically, all the stuff you do in my lobby.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Warren:
This is no picnic, ma'am.

Bob:
It is a tough, macho journey into the deep dark unknown.

Zack:
TAXI!

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

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Cody:
Look, just because a man cooks and cleans doesn't mean he can't be macho and tough. [drinks from Carey's mug]

Zack:
Hey, you're drinking out of Mom's sicky cup.

Cody:
[screams like a girl]

Zack:
Yeah, that's macho and tough!

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Carey:
You know Cody, I've always looked forward to becoming a grandma. And of course I thought you'd be older, married, and your baby would be human.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Cody:
My egg. I think it's- It's opening. My water broke. Oh my gosh! I'm giving birth!

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

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Cody:
(after finding out that Zack took money from the Save the hawk foundation to get a new camera) Zack!

Zack:
Ok. I'll send 20% to a real hawk charity.

Cody:
20?!

Zack:
Fine. 50%.

Cody:
50?!

Zack:
100%. But that's as high as I'll go.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

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Cody:
Bubba and I are doing just fine. I'm gonna teach him how to fly.

Zack:
(sarcastically) Can't wait to see that test flight.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Moseby:
Madeline, please. Look, a zoo isn't so bad.

Maddie:
Then why aren't you living in one?

Moseby:
I am.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Dr. Chip:
So, where's the patient?

Carey:
That would be me, the woman lying in bed, sneezing her guts out.

Dr. Chip:
Actually, you can't really sneeze your guts out. I wrote a paper on it.

Cody:
What grade did you get?

Dr. Chip:
That's not important!

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

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Zack:
For Cody, two hundred single-ply napkins.

Cody:
I wanted two-ply.

Zack:
[throwing box in Cody's direction] Glue them together. [the box hits Cody's head.]

Cody:
Ow...

Zack:
Here's an ice pack. [prepares to throw it]

Cody:
Never mind!

Carey:
Honey, why don't you just walk the stuff in to him?

Zack:
It's not my fault all he can catch is a cold.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

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Maddie:
Hey, guys. So, how'd the summer job hunt go?

Cody:
I tell ya, it's tough to secure employment in an economic climate where interest rates are climbing and large cap stocks are fluctuating wildly.

Zack:
Plus, we got turned down by Taco Schmaco.

Maddie:
Well, Señor Schmaco does like employees to see over the counter.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

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London:
Whatcha doing?

Maddie:
[typing angrily] I'm composing an irate letter to Mr. Moseby in an attempt to express my inner angst and achieve emotional catharsis.

London:
Whatcha doing?

Maddie:
Typing.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Cody:
[talking like Elvis] Don't cry, little lady. You're getting tears on my blue suede shoes.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Cody:
Zack, you told me you booked two dancers who looked like they were from the '60s, not two dancers in their sixties!

Zack:
They looked good in this picture.

Cody:
Didn't you notice the brontosaurus in the background?

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

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London:
Maddie, I really need your help.

Maddie:
I can't. I'm trying to win employee of the month.

London:
But I just need one little-

Maddie:
(grabs London's shirt) I am trying to win a trip here! Do you know when my last vacation was?! Never! Now back away woman!

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Arwin:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII fixed it!

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

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Arwin:
Cody, I made something that is gonna help you bond with the baby.

Carey:
Cody, for the record I'm in all of favor of what you're doing here but I think this time Arwin has gone a little too far.

Arwin:
This is not going too far. (Puts on a helmet that has a giant bird head on it)

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

London:
Maddie, I really need your help. And I won't take "no" for an answer.

Maddie:
No.

London:
Okay, I tried.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

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