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Ralph:
(whispering) What's going on?

Melissa:
(whispering) I don't know Ralph. But make like it's part of the play. The show must go on. (Speaks to audience) I have the most wonderful news! The royal family is coming to our forest.

Ralph:
The royal family? Coming to our forest? How soon do they arrive?

Cyril:
Er, um, I don't know. They should be here in a few minutes... unless they stopped for some last minute shopping!

Ralph:
What?! Er, last minute shopping?

Melissa:
They're coming to bestow a special honour on one of our own! It's to be a surprise!

Cyril:
You're telling me.

Ralph:
Er, what brings you, fair knight, to our forest?

Cyril:
I was just in the neighbourhood... I er... I just thought I'd drop by. (he slips and falls over, causing the audience to laugh)

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Cyril:
Make that blazing idiot, bandit face!

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Bert:
Now I'll be Sir Bert! Defender of the feeble, champion of the weak and employee of the month! The shining knight of the Evergreen Forest!

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Cyril:
Can't you bears speed it up? If you were any slower you'd be unionised! I want this mansion to make the Taj Mahal look like a toolshed!

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Cyril:
What? What the devil? You're not Auntie Bertha! You're a raccoon. What kind of weirdo are you anyway?"

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Cyril:
I want to hear a real story! Give me King Midas. I want to hear about Midas and his wonderful golden touch!

Bert:
Once upon a time there was king with a golden touch.

Cyril:
Ooh, I like that. My kind of man!

Bert:
Everything he touched turned to gold.

Cyril:
Good, good!

Bert:
His cities were gold, his streets were gold.

Cyril:
Marvelous! Marvelous!

Bert:
In fact, his whole kingdom was paved with gold. He even paved the forest with gold. What do you think of that?

Pig Two:
Oh that's nothing! We're going to do that tomorrow - with cement!

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Cyril:
I get vicious when I can't sleep! I'm not my usual loveable self!

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Bear:
Your hot chocolate, sir.

Cyril:
I've had my hot chocolate! I've had my hot bath! And I still can't sleep! I haven't slept for a week!

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Bert:
What did I tell you? See, see? I bet that guy has a submachine gun!

Ralph:
That's a violin case Bert.

Bert:
But they always put machine guns in violin cases! Everyone knows that!

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Cedric:
Pop! You subscribed to the Evergreen Standard?

Cyril:
Of course! It's a daily pleasure I wouldn't miss!

Pig Two:
Which section would you like today sir?

Cyril:
Well, let's start with 'Ask Bert'! (he tears the page out, throws it on the fire and laughs)

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Cyril:
(About the Standard) Cut the banter, bandit face! Who's responsible for this?!

Ralph:
I am!

Melissa:
I am!

Bert:
Uh-uh-uh, they are!

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Cyril:
They sold this garbage to me as the ultimate security system? AARGH! It's lucky you're not paid for yet!

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Cyril:
Why aren't you looking for worms?

Pigs:
They have a treasure map!

Cyril:
Who? The worms?

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Pig Two:
No-one can outsmart the security system!

Cyril:
I can! I can outsmart anything, including myself!

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Cyril:
(To Pig One) You know, you would look good with an apple in your mouth!

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Bert:
Say, this slide is kind of fun!

Cyril:
Tell it to the alligators at the bottom!

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Cyril:
(To his alligators) Careful boys! I pay your wages!

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Cyril:
FINALLY! One of my defences works!

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Cyril:
No, no, April Fools' Day isn't for another six months!

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Cyril:
I am off to see the publisher of this rag!

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Melissa:
It's my prints!

Bert:
Tell him if the glass slipper's too big, he can borrow my hockey socks!

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Cedric:
I haven't seen pop this happy since he evicted Grandma!

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Pig Three:
One, two, four, five, six...

Cedric:
You missed three!

Pig Three:
Oh, I did? (laughs nervously) I've always had problems with geometry!

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Melissa:
He is our only hope, Mr. Sneer.

Cyril:
If that dog leaves one hair in my ventilation shaft...

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