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Introduction:
Today's Wonder Showzen is brought to you by Science, the Inner Child, and 'Bring Your Slaughter To Work' Day.

– Wonder Showzen, Season 2  Show Quote

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Clarence:
This is the Chernobyl of TV shows.

Chauncey:
Only with less laughs.

– Wonder Showzen, Season 2  Show Quote

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Wonder Showzen Kid:
(during apocalypse video) It's so quiet. I guess we did it, we achieved world peace! YAYYYYYYY!

– Wonder Showzen, Season 2  Show Quote

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Chauncey:
We're broker than a two-cent nickel up a hobo's dumper.

– Wonder Showzen, Season 2  Show Quote

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Bootleg Chauncey:
(after the number 9 kills the number 11) I hate the new normal. Now watch 'Answer Question.'

– Wonder Showzen, Season 2  Show Quote

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Sthugar:
Don't you see? War never solved anything.

– Wonder Showzen, Season 2  Show Quote

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Choir:
[singing] War never solved anything, war never solved no problems, except for World War II, the Civil War, the Revolutionary War and the War of 1812, and every war that's ever been fought. Except for Vietnam. Although Vietnam was never officially considered a war proper.

– Wonder Showzen, Season 2  Show Quote

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Male singer 1:
[reading from script] It was arguably an essential stop-gap conflict that might have averted a further escalation of tensions between the US and communist blockaway, and even this humanitarianism was the worst American betrayal of freedom throughout the world but other than that..

– Wonder Showzen, Season 2  Show Quote

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Choir:
[singing] War never solved anything, war never solved anything. War never solved anything. War never solved anything.

– Wonder Showzen, Season 2  Show Quote

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Male singer 2:
[ad lib] Cause I need you girl...

– Wonder Showzen, Season 2  Show Quote

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Others:
So now that you have chosen your future, it is the time to live it.

– ×××HOLiC  Show Quote

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Dee:
(reading the underground newspaper) "Principal Bradley smells badly." You're gonna get in trouble from Mama.

Roger:
How is Mama gonna find out?

Dee:
She knows me.

– What's Happening!!  Show Quote

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Holly:
If anything goes wrong blame the red-headed kid. Val: Why? Holly: Look at him, he's guilty of something.

– What I Like About You, Season 1  Show Quote

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Val:
Giving feels good, doesn't it Holly? Holly: It's like a rainbow in my heart.

– What I Like About You, Season 1  Show Quote

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Drew:
Strange 900 numbers.

Colin:
So you need more bald jokes, Drew Carey. Here are some more bald jokes for you, Drew Carey.

Drew:
Thanks, Chrome dome! That was really funny!

– Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

All:
Colin's credit card!

– Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 1  Show Quote

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Ryan Stiles:
I buy lots of products when I'm at home alone.

It's really, really easy to order them by phone.

Not to order these things is really kind of hard.

But I never worry too much. I use Colin's credit card!

– Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Alex:
Alright, this is what we're gonna do. First of all, take out five dollars.

– Wizards of Waverly Place, Season 1  Show Quote

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Alex:
I need $5 dollars.

Alex:
Second, tomorrow when you walk her to school, take her to by that old scary abandon house in the corner.

Justin:
Right, cause she'll think I'm brave.

Alex:
No, you'll get scared and she'll comfort you, and that's when you plant one on her.

Justin:
Ok, that's a great idea.

Alex:
Thanks, you have five ones for this five?

Justin:
Umm... [takes out another 5 dollars]

Alex:
Great, cause my five was lonely

– Wizards of Waverly Place, Season 1  Show Quote

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Max:
What's Deja Vu?

Jerry:
It's when you feel like something happened before.

Alex:
For example, dad you have five dollars?

Jerry:
umm.. Why?

Alex:
Cause I need five dollars.. Deja Vu, huh Justin?

– Wizards of Waverly Place, Season 1  Show Quote

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Grandma:
I talked to your mom. She thinks your dad could lose 5 more pounds too.

– Wizards of Waverly Place, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Richard (in Justin's body):
What am I doing here? Candace (in Max's body): "I dunno. But like all the trouble spots I've been into all my life. I'm gonna dance my way out."

– Wizards of Waverly Place, Season 1  Show Quote

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Richard (in Justin's body):
If you were 15 years older I would ask you out

– Wizards of Waverly Place, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Teresa (in Alex's body):
Okay this just got really weird

– Wizards of Waverly Place, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

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