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Mary Cooper:
Care to explain yourself?

Sheldon Cooper:
I was trying to motivate Missy to expand her intellectual horizons.

Mary Cooper:
By torturing her Cabbage Patch doll?

Sheldon Cooper:
Well, it's not like I shocked her with electrodes, which was an option.

Mary Cooper:
Enough.

Sheldon Cooper:
To be clear, I meant to shock Missy, not the doll. That would be an effect--

Mary Cooper:
ENOUGH! And you! Getting baptized just to kiss a girl?! What were you thinking?!

Georgie Cooper:
Sounds like you know what I was thinking.

Mary Cooper:
Well, you are both grounded!

Missy Cooper:
"Dear Alf, I'm your number one fan. I like you because you're an alien but you're funny, unlike my brother who's an alien but just a jerk. Anyway, I hope you're enjoying your time here on our planet and have found things to eat other than cats. I recommend chicken nuggets. Sincerely, Missy Cooper, age 10."

ALF:
"P.S. My favorite color is pink. What's yours?" Ha. What a cutie pie. Hey, hey, Barbara, we got any more of those pink T-shirts with my face on them? I want to send one to this Missy Cooper kid. Oh, oh, and get me some chicken nuggets, huh? Hello? Anybody out there? Apparently not. Barb!

[final lines]

Young Sheldon, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Adult Sheldon (VO):
We often regret the things we don't say. There's a lot of things I wish I had said to my dad while he was around. That I appreciated him, that I loved him. Which is why I'm grateful for the times I did tell him how I felt.

Young Sheldon, Season 4  Show Quote

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Adult Sheldon (VO):
Classical physics can predict a lot about the world. For example, it can tell us what happens when one pool ball knocks into another. But when multiple balls careen in different directions, we've entered the wild and woolly world of nonlinear dynamics. And you don't need me to tell you that it's impossible to predict what will happen next. Actually, based on the state of our educational system, you probably do. Now imagine those are people. Even a brilliant young ball who graduated high school at 11 can be caught in the maelstrom. Our first collision was set in motion when Pastor Jeff and Robin had their baby.

Young Sheldon, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Brenda:
Hey, George.

George Cooper Sr.:
Hey, Brenda.

Young Sheldon, Season 5  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Adult Sheldon (VO):
Sundays were not my favorite day. In fact, the only light at the end of the tunnel was the wry musings of Andy Rooney at the end of 60 Minutes. Noise is sound you don't want to hear. And of course, one person's sound is another person's noise.

Young Sheldon, Season 5  Show Quote

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Adult Sheldon (VO):
In physics, potential energy is a fascinating topic. Objects like springs store energy when they're coiled, waiting to unleash their full potential and soar to the heavens. Would you look at me go! Even in toy form, I'm shooting for the stars. While the potential energy of an object can be measured in absolutes, human potential remains more elusive. Sometimes, people seem to have all the potential in the world, but for some reason stay stuck to the ground.

Young Sheldon, Season 5  Show Quote

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Adult Sheldon (VO):
I've always had a curious affinity for Laundromats. Perhaps it's the rows of mechanical devices dedicated to a cleaner world. Or maybe it's the hypnotic rotation of spinning clothes on their sudsy journey to a fluffy, stain-free future.

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Adult Sheldon (VO):
In astronomy, a syzygy is a rare event when three or more celestial bodies line up. You may also know it as the stars aligning, which was probably coined by someone who couldn't spell "syzygy." If you want to win Scrabble, remember this bad boy. My father's idea of the stars aligning was having the house completely to himself. I was at school, Missy was at a friend's, Georgie was working, and my mother was on her way to a church retreat.

Young Sheldon, Season 5  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Adult Sheldon (VO):
When children reach adolescence, - a cascade of hormones are released - causing mood swings, impulsive behavior and an unbelievable amount of eye rolling.

Young Sheldon, Season 5  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Adult Sheldon (VO):
Engineering has a rich and storied history, dating back to ancient times. Some consider it the single most important field of study... Okay, w-wha no.

Young Sheldon, Season 5  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Sheldon:
Son, I'll learn your name if you make it to midterms. Right now, you're just a number to me.

Young Sheldon, Season 5  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Sheldon:
You're just a cog in the machine.

Young Sheldon, Season 5  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Dale:
Time! Cooper! Time! Cooper, what is the problem? The ball isn't going where it's supposed to.

Young Sheldon, Season 5  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Jaden and Syrus meet Chumley's dad]

Jaden:
No way. That's his dad?

Syrus:
Looks like a body-builder, huh?

Jaden:
Yeah.

Syrus:
Though carrying around Chumley as a kid, you'd kinda have to be.

Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, Season 1  Show Quote

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Chumley:
But duh, Jaden, it's not just another duel! It's a tag duel and if you lose it you'll be on the next bus outta here!

Jaden:
Hello, Chumley! That's totally why we're not gonna lose! And uh, Chumley? We're on an island. Bus?

Chumley:
Whatevs. Ya still oughta give me your meal cards just in case.

Jaden:
Thanks for the vote a confidence.

Chumley:
Well, someone's gotta eat your grilled cheese if you go!

Syrus:
Chumley may have a point. The last time I dueled, it was awful! Just like my big brother always told me I was. If we're gonna win this, I'm just gonna have to do better and not let anything get in my head! Especially Zane. After all, the last time I let him get to me, Jaden really let me have it.

Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, Season 1  Show Quote

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Jaden:
Whoa, the acoustics in here are great!

Syrus:
Yeah, you think maybe they'd count your echo as your tag partner?

Jaden:
(patting Syrus' head) For the last time, you're my partner! Ha ha ha!

Syrus:
Doesn't hurt to ask though. (laughs)

Chazz:
(angrily watching Jaden and Syrus) You Slifer Slackers! It should be me taking you out! But I guess as long as someone does it!

Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, Season 1  Show Quote

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Jaden:
How can I write ten pages?! I've never even read that much!

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Jaden:
All right, all right, maybe it wasn't a foul, Bastion.

Syrus:
Jaden, over the center field fence usually isn't.

Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, Season 1  Show Quote

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Parasite:
I have been a bit of a glutton today. Chowed down on the skills of nearly every loser in this troop. But, oh my, the peati resistance was Dawn Danger, or whatever her real name is. Thought I'd munch on her trapeze skills. Imagine my surprise when she tasted like Marian Manhunter instead. She mad a lovely appetizer, but guess who I want for my entree? (Telekinetically grabs Superboy) Mmm. Now that's the full bodied Kryptonian flavor I love!

Young Justice, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Beast Boy:
I think she's still basking in the glow of victory. She totally nailed Equaled. You should've seen it! Well, actually it didn't look like much, but I'm sure it was very cool inside their heads!

Young Justice, Season 2: Invasion  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

G. Gordon Godfrey:
Well, thumbs up to the Reach. Oh, I know what you're thinking: "Old G. Gordon has gotten soft on the spacemen." But don't you see? This is exactly how aliens should come to Earth. Knocking on our front door - not sneaking in the back...like some Leaguers we know.

Young Justice, Season 2: Invasion  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Mal Duncan:
Nice. Perfect cover for our new digs. On the outside, I mean it's down right nasty...and it's nasty on the inside too.

Young Justice, Season 2: Invasion  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

L-Ron:
Greetings and salutations, Earth champions! I am L-Ron. Majordomo to the great master and you are my prisoners.

Captain Marvel:
This is Plastic Man's April Fool's joke, isn't it? Okay Plas, you got us.

L-Ron:
No, I have you.

Young Justice, Season 2: Invasion  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

L-Ron:
Do you Earthlings truly have no concept of honorable single combat?

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added 7 months ago

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