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Taranee: Why don't we just take the elevator? Will: You mean the elevator with the ding like a microwave telling him we're inside ready to eat? Taranee: Eh, you're right. Let's fly up. – W.I.T.C.H., Season 1 (2004-2005) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ben: [briefing Selina] Some U.S. backpackers tried to smoke a doobie with the wrong dudes and they have been kidnapped in Uzbekistan. Uzebekistan is between Turkmenistan and I-could-give-a-fuck-istan. There's a map on page 376. – Veep, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Selina: [to Jonah] You know what, why don't you put on your running shoes and get to the fuckin' point, Jonah? – Veep, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Selina: I mean, will you look at Montez? Seriously, I'm more Hispanic than she is. You know? Where's she from, Santo Connecticut? Ben: She summers in Vinyardo Del Martha. – Veep, Season 5 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Furlong: I've read the speech, so my friends here—oh, sorry. Guys, this is the military–industrial complex. Military–industrial complex, these are the president's flying monkeys. Amy: Is this about the submarine jobs? Furlong: Ten fucking points to Elsa the Ice Queen! Kent: Should we recalibrate our language, Roger? Furlong: It's Congressman Furlong to you, Grey Elvis, and yes, this is about, specifically, nineteen hundred submarine jobs in my district that this announcement will torpedo! Amy: The N620's are for a threat that doesn't exist! We may as well have an anti-unicorn strategy! Mike: And they cost 50 billion dollars! 50 billion, and I'm gonna say dollars again, dollars! Furlong: You think the whole sub is made in one place? Because the fin or whatever the fuck, it comes from one factory in one state, and then this little round fucking window comes from another place! Right, and the fuel rods are from Cheesedick, Wisconsin! We are going to lose votes and seats everywhere, so take the periscope out of your asses and look at the warhead of shit that's coming at you! Ben: Hey, Dobby the House Elf, we've had enough. Just get out. Furlong: Okay. Either way, bye-bye to the Families First bill because the lawmakers in these districts are gonna Vulcan death-grip you to fuck. [makes the Vulcan salute, then the middle finger] Live long and fuck off! – Veep, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Selina: This speech was supposed to perfectly define my presidency. [...] Whole cities of children were gonna be saved from poverty. Instead now, that money is going to fund obsolete, metal... giant... dildos! – Veep, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Kent: Catherine, America doesn’t like you. Catherine: What?! Kent: That sounded way too harsh when boiled down to a headline thought. Catherine: [grabbing Kent's pages of polling statistics] Let me see that! Kent: It's not that you're unlikeable, it's just that there's a perception...that you are unlikable. Catherine: They hate me! Kent: I wouldn't say "hate", you just...polarize opinion, with the bulk of it gravitating to this poll here. [indicates on the page] Catherine: This is like high school all over again! Kent: Yeah, kind of, but much bigger! – Veep, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Bill Ericsson: What is Gary doing? Trying to max out America? Ben: Wow. Who knew they made lampshades out of unobtanium? Patty: Okay, I will not hear a single bad word said about my friend Gary, but yeah! Yeah, he is out of control! Ben: Did you see the cost of the dinner? Bill Ericsson: This'll sting us. Make us look decadent and remote. Ben: Said the Princeton grad in the Valentino tux. – Veep, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Selina: Who do you think you are? Gary Antoinette? Did somebody make you First Lady, because I don't remember marrying you, Gary! I don't remember fucking you in Niagara Falls! I think I'd remember that! Gary: Ma'am, I'm really sorry for the painting, and I'm really sorry for the spending, but you have to understand— Selina: Oh, shut up! Just shut up! You are unimportant! And you have suckered onto me like some sort of a car window Garfield! Gary: That is not true, ma'am. Selina: You think you're some sort of a big shot here? Oh, my God, you are not a big shot here, Gary! You're a middle-aged man who sanitizes my tweezers! God! Gary: You're wrong. Selina: Excuse me?! Gary: When's Catherine's birthday? Selina: June 8th— Gary: Ninth. Selina: Ninth! Gary: Which senator's daughter's in rehab? Selina: You're out of line, missy! Gary: Geldray. What are you wearing tomorrow? Selina: I don't know! Gary: I do, I'm your calendar, I'm your Google, I'm your Wilson the volleyball! Selina: No you're not! Gary: Yes I am! Selina: NO YOU'RE NOT! Gary: I have broken my body for you! Selina: Oh, come on. Gary: I've let myself be laughed at, I've let myself be humiliated, but I'm happy to do it! Most times, you don't even know that I exist, BUT I AM FUCKING EVERYTHING TO YOU! Selina: Oh, I am so happy to find somebody else to get me my hand cream! Gary: Okay, go! Selina: Yeah! Gary: Can you find somebody else who did what I did?! [Long pause] Selina: You mean on Labor Day? Gary: I didn't say that. Selina: Yeah you did, you ju— you just said "Labor Day". Gary: I said I would never mention that ever. – Veep, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Dan: Sir? Ben: Yes? Dan: The HIV girl. Ben: Yes? Dan: The one that the president mentioned in the CBS interview. Ben: Yes? Dan: Alright, well, some people on Reddit put the details together and now the whole town knows who she is. Ben: Fuck! You know, I preferred when the Internet was just AltaVista and that little Star Wars kid! Did we definitely out this girl? Dan: Yeah. Ben: Shit! Dan: Only her doctor and her principal knew, now parents are keeping their kids home from school 'cause they don't want them to, quote, "catch AIDS." Ben: Oh, there's a town with no Gay Pride parade or a goddamn library! Bill Ericsson: Where did this data come from? How did we get her medical records, and why didn't we ask her parent's permission? Ben: Oh thank you, Question Man! You've just saved the entire city! Or did you? Mike: This is catching fire like a gas station in a Michael Bay movie. Dan: What's our line here? Do we tell the president? Ben: No! She's gonna panic! We gotta find out more facts, aright? Bozos, disassemble! – Veep, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Teddy: [to Jonah] Hey, I Am Groot, stop swapping spit here with Pretty Woman, and get me Brock and Hunter! – Veep, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ben: Hey, Dan. Dan: Thought you resigned. Ben: I guess the president changed her mind. It's a fickle world, my friend, and you've just been fickled. [beat] Dan: No. No, this is not—this is not real. Ben: No, you're right Dan, it's a dream. And me and Kent are about to turn into two horny cheerleaders and start making out. Dan: So am I fired? Please Ben, don't say that I'm fired. Ben: You're not fired... Dan: Oh, thank fuck for that. Ben: ...because you've just resigned. Kent: It's a perfect fit. Worked on the Families First Bill, and handsome. Therefore, guilty looking. Dan: No, no. No! I know about the targeting of bereaved families and the use of federal data! Ben: You listen to me, you little fucking turd's assistant, you don't threaten the administration, because we will fucking destroy you! We'll skin you like a squirrel, clean you out like a dirty fucking chimney, and wear you like a glove puppet with my fingers sticking out of your dead fucking eyeballs!! [beat] Kent: I cannot endorse that message, but I do acknowledge it. – Veep, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[re: Senator Doyle floundering during his speech on supporting LGBTQ people in sports] Bill Ericsson: Sounds like he's learning a sex alphabet. Ben: I've seen a salmon in a grizzly's mouth look less panicky than that! – Veep, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jonah: I fucking hate Kent. I'm gonna wipe that... neutral expression off his face. – Veep, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Amy: I feel like I'm on a life support machine and the keep pulling the plug... to charge their phones! – Veep, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ben: I'm so tired, I could sleep a horse. Or whatever that word thing is. – Veep, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Catherine: Being the First Daughter is a big responsibility. Selina: Good. Catherine: But I'm happy to serve my country, and to help out my mom. Selina: That's very good, yes. Catherine: I love you, Mom. Selina: Oh, no, honey. You've got to say it like you mean it, though, darling. It's so easy. It's like, "I love you, Mom." Catherine: I love you, Mom! Selina: Well, not like that. – Veep, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Rollo: It would have been better for me, for you, for everyone if I had been executed. Siggy: So you take not account of the gods? What is it that the gods have offered you? Rollo: A lifetime of humiliation! Siggy: No that is not it. The goes have offered you a chance to be reborn, to be redeemed, to gain Valhalla. That is what they have offered you. – Vikings, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ragnar: We should not wash our dirty clothes in front of others. – Vikings, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Rollo: I wanted to step out of your shadow... but when I stepped out of the doors, there was no sunlight. – Vikings, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ragnar: Gyda, I have come to say goodbye to you properly. I have been thinking about you, about when you were small. You were so lively, you could run as swiftly as the wind. You were like quick-silver. But then, before I knew it, you stopped running here and there and everywhere and you became still. At 12-years-old, you had the stillness and the calm of a fine woman. What children you would have produced! What joy that would have brought to all of us. Dear child, Gyda, you are not gone because you are always in my heart. They say that a man must love his sons more, but a man can be jealous of his sons, and his daughter can always be the light in his life. I know very well that you are with the gods, but I will wait here awhile, and if you want to come and talk to me, then come and talk, and I will gently stroke your long and beautiful hair once again with my peasant hands. – Vikings, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Bjorn: She brings unhappiness and difficulty. Ragnar: I know it is hard for you to accept. Bjorn: But unhappiness is more common than happiness. Ragnar: Who told you you should be happy? – Vikings, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Floki: Who needs a reason for betrayal? One must always think the worst, Ragnar, even of your own kin. That way you avoid too much disappointment in life. – Vikings, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ragnar: [explaining why he slept with Princess Aslaug] I could not help myself. – Vikings, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago

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