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Mika:
Chlo,you heard the news, Danielle just told me Holly's woken up, She's out of the coma she's going to live.

Chlo:
That's brilliant. I mean it.

Mika:
Course you mean it. Right, See ya later then.

Chlo:
Yeah, See ya.

Waterloo Road, Series 1  Show Quote

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Jack:
Kids, eh? They turn everything on its head, don't they? You give them a system and their first instinct is to cheat it.

Waterloo Road, Series 1  Show Quote

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Kim:
That takes us up to five mums to be. We could start our own antenatal classes.

Waterloo Road, Series 1  Show Quote

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Andrew:
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are

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Narrator:
For the first time in hundreds of millions of years, the sea is freezing at the Poles, throwing ocean currents into turmoil. For a whale that needs on average eighty kilograms of food a day, the slightest change in fish stocks is bad news. She is at the top of a food chain that is about to collapse, and she has just become pregnant.

Walking with Beasts  Show Quote

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Narrator:
[about Basilosaurus] Four times the length of a great white shark, this female weighs sixty tons. Incredible to think then, that their ancestors were tiny, furry, shrew-like animals that lived in trees!

Walking with Beasts  Show Quote

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Narrator:
Like dinosaurs before them, mammals dominate the planet. But they are about to undergo their severest challenge. The climate change the world has seen so far is mild compared to what is coming.

Walking with Beasts  Show Quote

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Narrator:
It is the late Eocene, and the world is still a hot one. However it is drier than before, and so where once the land was completely covered in lush rain forest, there are now more open spaces. Freed from the constraints of living in dense forests, some mammals have started to get larger. Here on the scrub plains, big is beautiful.

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Narrator:
When the dinosaurs disappeared, so too did the gigantic marine reptiles which once terrorized the oceans. For almost twenty-five million years, there was nothing around to eat the sharks. But there are now awesome new monsters of the deep.

Walking with Beasts  Show Quote

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Narrator:
Today the Leptictidium is the survivor, but ironically the future holds a different outcome for these mammals. The Leptictidium and her kind are destined to become extinct when this hot wet world gets cooler and drier, and the world's forests start to disappear. Ambulocetus is the one with the big future: he is the ancestor of the whales, the most magnificent dynasty of mammals, and mammals are about to take over the world!

Walking with Beasts  Show Quote

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Narrator:
[as Gastornis tears of a Propalaeotherium's corpse] This is a world where birds eat horses!

Walking with Beasts  Show Quote

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Narrator:
[about the Ambulocetus] Although his ancestors hunted on land, Ambulocetus has evolved to be far more at home in the water. In fact, his descendants will take this to a greater extreme: you are looking at the very earliest form of whale. Ambulocetus in fact means "walking whale".

Walking with Beasts  Show Quote

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Karen:
We've narrowed down the identity of Jack's father. It's either one of the 11 Black brothers of New Haven, Connecticut, or Paul Lynde, the center square.

Will & Grace, Season 3  Show Quote

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Jack:
I don't understand this. I mean, what's going on right now? What exactly are we watching?

Will:
This would be called a basketball game.

Jack:
Uh huh, uh huh. And where is this all taking place?

Will:
That's Madison Square Garden.

Jack:
That's a sports auditorium now?

Will:
It's the world's most famous sports arena. But I can see how that fact may have eluded you, given that your entire knowledge of sports consists of giggling every time you hear the word "balls".

Jack:
[giggles] Gets me every time.

Will & Grace, Season 3  Show Quote

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Will:
What is that smell?

Grace:
Why do you always look at me when you say that?

Will & Grace, Season 3  Show Quote

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Val:
My ex-husband wanted me to get a boob job, so I got rid of him. Well, that and the fact that he was sleeping with his dental hygienist.

Grace:
Why is it always the hygienist? What is it? Is it the white uniforms, the latex gloves..?

Val:
I think it's because they're whores.

Will & Grace, Season 2  Show Quote

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Will:
[embracing Jack] There he is, our Broadway star!

Grace:
Jack, you were awesome! And Karen, you and Stan - are you happy?

Karen:
I am. There are a hundred reasons Stan and I shouldn't be together, and 7.3 billion reasons why we should.

Jack:
Aww, I love love. C'mon, everybody, shift it. It's time to get to the cast party I'm hosting.

Grace:
[suddenly serious] It's time.

Jack:
Yeah, I just said that. Everyone has to bring a bag of chips, whatever they want to drink, an entrée, and a barbecue if you have one.

Grace:
No - It's time.

Karen:
Honey, I think our girl's getting ready to have her litter.

Will:
You're sure?

Grace:
Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah.

Will:
Oh my God, I'm gonna be an uncle!

Jack:
I'm gonna be an aunt!

Karen:
I'm gonna be richer!

[the three of them embrace]

Grace:
Hey, let me in. It's kinda my moment.

[they all embrace her]

Will:
[to Jack and Karen] Okay, you guys get the elevator. [to Grace] Are you ready for this?

Grace:
One hundred percent, no.

Will:
You're gonna be great. We are gonna be great.

Will & Grace, Season 11  Show Quote

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Jack:
My dream of taking a bow on a Broadway stage is only a car accident, a death in the family, and a respiratory infection away from coming true!

Will & Grace, Season 11  Show Quote

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[Will and Grace have decided to buy a house together]

Grace:
Wait, wait - what if one of us meets someone?

Will:
We'll figure that out. And then, y'know, I'll move in with him.

Grace:
Why are you the one who meets someone?

Will:
It's not me, it's society. I mean, you're a gassy woman over 40 with a kid. The odds aren't great.

Grace:
This is Upstate New York - I'm, like, a 9 here! People don't even think I'm pregnant!

Will & Grace, Season 11  Show Quote

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Jack:
You know, Blattsville Creamery named a flavor of ice cream after Karen.

Will:
Ooh, does it taste like gin, or blood?

Karen:
Both. It's a swirl.

Will & Grace, Season 11  Show Quote

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[Tabes continues to trace Kirk's footprints.]

Ranger Tabes:
Hmm. Oh, there there's more! [runs to in front of a bush] Kirk! Kirk, buddy, where... [the bush rustles] Huh? [she turns to the bush] Kirk? [grabs a foot from the bush] Kirk, there you are! [shocked to find the big foot] Aah! Foot!

Charlie:
[reveals himself from inside the bush] Aah! Human!

Ranger Tabes:
Aah!

[Tabes and Charlie both scream, and the latter hides back inside scared. Tabes recognizes Charlie as the bigfoot she saved from the booby trapper from Rescue Ranger]

Ranger Tabes:
Huh? Oh, hey! You're that Charlie fellow. It's okay. [Charlie peeks out from the bush] I'm not gonna hurt you.

Charlie:
Oh, I... I remember you! Tom, right?

Ranger Tabes:
[reaches out her hand to him] It's Tabes! I'm the forest ra... [facepalms] Wait, what am I doing? I got to find Kirk before he gets hurt! He's lost out in the woods somewhere! [gasps] Wait! Maybe you've seen him around, Charlie.

Charlie:
[pondering] Hmm. Oh, I think I know who that is! I know, just give me a sec! [goes back inside the bush, then comes out again with Dexter the beaver] You talking about my friend Dexter here?

Ranger Tabes:
[sighs] No. [releases Dexter] Kirk's not a beaver. He's my lost dog. I've got no leads, and it's getting dark soon! I'm supposed to protect this forest, but I can't even protect my own dog.

Charlie:
[blows his nose] That's... Ugh... That's so tragic! [assures Tabes] You know what? Leave it to old Charlie! I know secret parts around these woods where we can get some info.

Ranger Tabes:
Really? Thanks, Charlie!

Charlie:
Follow me... [walks off, but soon stops in his tracks] Oh, wait!

Ranger Tabes:
What? What is it?

Charlie:
I can't just bring you into the secret woods like that. They don't look too kindly on human-folk.

Ranger Tabes:
What? [begs Charlie] No! No! Please, Charlie! I have to find Kirk!

Charlie:
Okay, okay, We'll go! But, uh... you're going to need to wear a disguise.

Ranger Tabes:
Anything! I'll wear whatever disguise you got!

We Bare Bears, Season 4  Show Quote

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Note:
This is the fourth episode to reveal one of the bears' origins, as well as the sequel to "Yuri and the Bear".

We Bare Bears, Season 4  Show Quote

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[Flashback to Yuri's tent. Yuri reads a book, "Crime and Punishment", to Baby Ice Bear.]

Yuri:
Ну, а пробил час великий, тут всяк и объяснился чем смотреть. (Then the great hour struck, and every man showed himself in his true colours.) [sighing, he closes the book and talks to Baby Ice Bear] Yuri thinks that is enough heavy reading for tonight. You see, the world may be unkind to you, Маленький, but it benefits no one to return unkindness with unkindness. Promise Yuri you will always be kind to others.

[Baby Ice Bear nods.]

Yuri:
[ruffles Baby Ice Bear's fur chuckling] Good, good.

We Bare Bears, Season 4  Show Quote

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[A while later. Grizz and the Poppy Rangers are still waiting for Tabes]

Grizzly:
Huh. My butt fell asleep.

Parker:
Bear Guy, when is Ranger Tabes coming back?

[Their stomachs growl, and they all groan.]

Grizzly:
I don't know. I wonder what's taking Tabes so long. [they look at the sea again] Hmm. Yeah, I don't see her anywhere.

[Parker, Wallace and Murphy's stomachs growl again and they groan.]

Wallace:
I bet she got devoured by seagulls.

Nguyen:
Why would you say something like that?

Wallace:
What? It could happen.

[The girls bicker.]

Grizzly:
[trying to pacify the girls] Um, girls. Um, hey. Hey, everything's gonna be okay. We'll, uh... We're gonna get some food soon.

Ranger Grizz:
[offscreen] You're pathetic, ranger!

Grizzly:
Huh? [his shoulder ranger, Ranger Grizz (with a ranger hat and book), appears in his head to his left] My shoulder ranger!

Ranger Grizz:
What are you doing still standing around, maggot? Find these girls some food. You're the one with the book. Tabes made you the leader. Start acting like one.

Fire Grizz:
[another of his shoulder ranger, Fire Grizz (with fire burning on his head and demoralized), appears to his right] No, don't do it. You know it'll happen again.

Ranger Grizz:
Don't listen to that guy. He ain't a ranger, he's a loser!

Grizzly:
Whoa! Whoa! Kind of harsh, man.

Fire Grizz:
[looks down] Nah, he's right. I'm a loser.

Ranger Grizz:
[floats to comfort Fire Grizz] Oh, hey, don't be so hard on yourself, son. Why don't we get some ice cream? Would you like that? [Fire Grizz nods] Yeah? Okay. [to Grizzly] But seriously, though, save the children. [they both disappear]

We Bare Bears, Season 4  Show Quote

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