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Tritannus: Icy, I know where to start our quest for Sirenix. We must find Daphne. Icy: Daphne? Stormy: Bloom's sister? Darcy: Who else? Icy: And I know right where she is. – Winx Club, Season 5 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Liz: So I had this apartment to myself for 10 years because I was having an affair with my boss and he paid half the rent so he'd have some place nice to do it. But then he got murdered and I couldn't really afford it on my own. So what's your story? Karen: Since my marriage ended I've been living at The Palace, and even though I've made a lot of swell friends... it's lonely. [she tries to pour a soda into a glass without opening it] I want a real home, with real people. I mean you're real, right? Liz: [opens and pours the soda as Karen looks in awe] Super real. So, okay, true or false? I'm easy to live with. Karen: Um, true. Liz: False! I'm a nitpicker supreme. I think it comes from all my years as a professional in the music biz. Karen: You're in music? Liz: I didn't want to put it on the ad because you get all these wannabees knocking on the door. I'm an office manager for the company that does those collections that you see on TV. You know "Hits of the 80's", "Ladies of the 80's", "Rock Ballad's of the 80's"... [pause] "The 90's"... Karen: Well I can see why you'd want to keep that a secret Liz. I mean you must really never know if people are liking you for you or the 80's hits. Liz: You should know that I like things done a certain way; just ask Melissa and Keith. They work under me. Like if they're 5 minutes late for work, I look at my watch, I look at them and they just get it. Oh my God I totally just bragged. Please tell me to shut up... cut to me still talking about myself. Karen: Um, Liz, I know we haven't known each other very long but I think that you might be just about the most interesting person I've ever met... I could learn tons from you. Liz: Okay, okay, true or false... I think you're great? Karen: Um, false. Liz: True! Karen: Oh, this game is so hard! – Will & Grace, Season 5 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jack: I've helped a lot of people get in touch with their emotions and discover their sexuality. And by "theirs", I often mean mine. – Will & Grace, Season 5 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Karen: Jackie, look at all this food. We are so blessed. Jack: I know. There are poor people who dream their whole lives of a meal like this. Karen: Oh, I know what we should do! Let's take a picture of ourselves eating it and send it to them! Jack: Wow, Karen, you are like a female Jesus! – Will & Grace, Season 5 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Will: I love the opera. Getting dressed up, hanging out with fabulous people, drinking champagne. If it weren't for the damn music, it'd be a perfect evening. – Will & Grace, Season 5 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Grace: Eew. Eew. I think I just stepped in a puddle of throw-up. Throw-up makes me throw up. Will: Quit jumping. You're gonna have two puddles. Grace: Please look. Is that throw-up? Will: Look for yourself! I'm not your vomit-looker. – Will & Grace, Season 5 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Grace: Admit it. You're happiest when I'm miserable. I mean, come on. Isn't that our thing? Because then you don't have to look at how miserable you are. Will: Shut up, Grace! Grace: But I am not gonna be miserable for you. I am gonna try to be happy, and if you can't deal with that, then you are even more pathetic than I thought! Will: Get out of here. Grace: Go to hell! Will: No, I mean it - I want you out of here in two weeks! You don't live here anymore. – Will & Grace, Season 5 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Grace hasn't told Will about her romance with Leo] Grace: I've got to tell Will the truth. The whole truth. Karen: Well, maybe it's for the best. Then you and I can move on with our lives, out in the open, to love freely. Grace: Karen, we're not a couple. Karen: [smiles knowingly] Aren't we? Grace: [pause] No. Karen: Well, all I know is that when I woke up this morning, there was red hair on my pillow and lesbian porn in the VCR. – Will & Grace, Season 5 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Karen: Wow. So you and Will are having a baby. Grace: Ok, now, before you start judging and saying things like, "he's gay," and, "that's weird," and, "you're so flat that Will's gonna have to breast feed", you should know that we are very serious about this. Karen: Well, of course you are. [chuckling] "Breast feed." I'm funny. – Will & Grace, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Grace: What's up with the wine? Will: Mrs. Friedman from downstairs gave it to me. It's actually a wonderful story. She and her husband were saving it for a special occasion, but then he, uh, died before they had a chance to open it, so she gave it to me and said, "Make your own special occasion." [pause] I guess that story's not so much wonderful as it is incredibly sad. Karen: You know what else is incredibly sad? Poor people with big dreams. Actually, that's not so much sad as it is incredibly funny. Will: You know, we should do this. We should save that wine for a special occasion. You know, something where-- where the four of us have all done something that we're incredibly proud of. You know, we can wait 20 years if we have to... Ah, screw it, open it. I wanna have a buzz for the movies. Grace: One step ahead of you. I never gave a crap about Mr. Friedman. – Will & Grace, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Will: Look, I have a really great time with you, but you're 23. Scott: And 3 quarters. Will: See, just the fact that your age has fractions in it... – Will & Grace, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Karen: We've narrowed down the identity of Jack's father. It's either one of the 11 Black brothers of New Haven, Connecticut, or Paul Lynde, the center square. – Will & Grace, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jack: I don't understand this. I mean, what's going on right now? What exactly are we watching? Will: This would be called a basketball game. Jack: Uh huh, uh huh. And where is this all taking place? Will: That's Madison Square Garden. Jack: That's a sports auditorium now? Will: It's the world's most famous sports arena. But I can see how that fact may have eluded you, given that your entire knowledge of sports consists of giggling every time you hear the word "balls". Jack: [giggles] Gets me every time. – Will & Grace, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Will: What is that smell? Grace: Why do you always look at me when you say that? – Will & Grace, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Val: My ex-husband wanted me to get a boob job, so I got rid of him. Well, that and the fact that he was sleeping with his dental hygienist. Grace: Why is it always the hygienist? What is it? Is it the white uniforms, the latex gloves..? Val: I think it's because they're whores. – Will & Grace, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Will: [embracing Jack] There he is, our Broadway star! Grace: Jack, you were awesome! And Karen, you and Stan - are you happy? Karen: I am. There are a hundred reasons Stan and I shouldn't be together, and 7.3 billion reasons why we should. Jack: Aww, I love love. C'mon, everybody, shift it. It's time to get to the cast party I'm hosting. Grace: [suddenly serious] It's time. Jack: Yeah, I just said that. Everyone has to bring a bag of chips, whatever they want to drink, an entrée, and a barbecue if you have one. Grace: No - It's time. Karen: Honey, I think our girl's getting ready to have her litter. Will: You're sure? Grace: Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. Will: Oh my God, I'm gonna be an uncle! Jack: I'm gonna be an aunt! Karen: I'm gonna be richer! [the three of them embrace] Grace: Hey, let me in. It's kinda my moment. [they all embrace her] Will: [to Jack and Karen] Okay, you guys get the elevator. [to Grace] Are you ready for this? Grace: One hundred percent, no. Will: You're gonna be great. We are gonna be great. – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Drew: If I'm gay, isn't coming out of the closet a good thing? Jack: It was once. But you know how people thought eggs were good for you, but then we discovered they weren't? Drew: But eggs are good for you. Jack: Tell that to the chicken who just lost a child. – Will & Grace, Season 9 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Grace: Will! I just got amazing news! Karen: Grace got an STD! Grace: I did not say "STD", I said "QVC". Karen: Well, they're both ways to get something cheap that looks awful. – Will & Grace, Season 9 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Grace: Did you just steal a badge from a cop? Karen: Did you just eat an entire tray of sliders? Grace: I'll keep your secret if you keep mine. – Will & Grace, Season 9 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Will: I need closure, Grace. I need to find out why he broke up with me. Grace: You don't. Will: It's two minutes of his time. What could go wrong in two minutes? Grace: Ask every girl who ever got pregnant at her prom. – Will & Grace, Season 9 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jack: Thanks for lending me your car, Karen. It's so fancy! What kind is it? Karen: A black one. Oops, I mean an "African-AmeriCar". Better watch out for the PC police. Now, take me to Jew-dorf Goodman, you big, mincing butt pirate! – Will & Grace, Season 9 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Grace: I'm being nice. Pretending to care about something when you want to kill yourself is what a human being does. – Will & Grace, Season 9 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Will and Grace find out they're sleeping with the same man] Will: Well, this is a first. Grace: Yeah. Will: We did say we wanted to do crazy things. To feel young. Grace: Well, sexuality is fluid now. It's what young people do. Will: You know what young people don't do? Say "That's what young people do". – Will & Grace, Season 9 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jack: Don't mind me, I just need to get a few things. I'm entertaining a gaggle of gays across the hall. Will: I believe the correct term is "a giggle of gays". Jack: Ah, she stands corrected. Grace, where's your shame pizza? Grace: I do not have... Jack: Grace... Grace: Vegetable drawer. Jack: [examining the pizza] This is a pepperoni pizza, but there's no pepperoni, just crop circles of cheese... Grace: IT CAME THAT WAY! – Will & Grace, Season 9 Show Quote	added 7 months ago

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