[after the Undertaker gets beaten down by Mark Henry following his steel cage match with Batista]
John "Bradshaw" Layfield [as the officials get Mark to leave]:
He said he wanted to make an impact, Michael, and he said there wasn't anything anybody could do about it.
[suddenly Edge's music hits]
Michael Cole:
Wh-whoa - Edge-
[Edge marches towards the ring, Money in the Bank briefcase in hand]
JBL:
You gotta be kidding me. No.
Michael:
No! No...
JBL:
No, come on, Edge, no, not this way! No, damn it! No!
[Edge hands his briefcase to referee Jimmy Korderas and yells out his intention to cash it in]
Michael:
I can't-
[Korderas beckons over ring announcer Tony Chimel and tells him of Edge cashing in his briefcase]
Tony Chimel:
Ladies and gentlemen, I've just been informed that Edge is cashing in his Money in the Bank championship match; so therefore, this is an official championship match for the World Heavyweight Championship!
Michael:
This is not happening! Please tell me this is not happening!
JBL:
It's brilliant. It's brilliant, Michael.
[the bell rings]
Michael [as Edge quickly covers the Undertaker, who is still down from Mark Henry's beating]:
The referee is disgusted! I'm disgusted! [as the referee counts] Here's the cover, hook to the leg, and Undertaker kicked out! Come on, Taker! [as a stunned Edge covers him again] Come on, Undertaker! Cover again! [Undertaker kicks out at 2 again] And again, the champion kicks out!
JBL [as a look of disbelief crosses Edge's face]:
But how much does Undertaker have left?
Michael:
The referee had no choice-
JBL:
He's spent!
Michael:
The referee had no choice but to make this match official. Edge has cashed in the Money in the Bank he won on Raw Monday night. [suddenly Undertaker tries to sit up, much to Edge's shock] And Undertaker-
JBL:
You're kidding me.
Michael:
The beaten Undertaker! [Undertaker collapses back to the mat] Undertaker tried to sit up; he couldn't quite do it! After the assault by Mark Henry, the battle in the steel cage, but perhaps Edge is second-guessing himself here! [Edge is now standing in the corner, waiting for the Undertaker to get back up] What does he have to do to keep the Phenom down?
JBL:
Edge is a shark that smells blood in the water, Michael! He's become world champion like this before, and I don't care how many times the Undertaker sits up, he's got nothing left!
Michael:
Undertaker can't even pull himself up by the ropes! He is a beaten, defenseless, helpless champion! And that piranha-
JBL:
As much as you don't like it, Michael, this is a brilliant, brilliant move by Edge!
Michael:
That sick piranha! That piranha Edge is measuring the Undertaker!
JBL [as the Undertaker finally stands up]:
He's a piranha that could be our next world champion!
[Edge hits the Undertaker with his spear]
Michael:
Spear! [Edge covers the Undertaker and the referee counts to 3] The cover! Not this way! Not this way! Dammit!
[the bell rings and the referee hands the World Heavyweight Championship belt to Edge, then raises his arm]
Tony:
Here is your winner and the NEW World Heavyweight Champion, the Rated-R Superstar, Edge!
Michael:
I am absolutely sick! I am disgusted! The ultimate opportunist has done it, again!
JBL:
This is the second time he's won a world championship like this, Michael, and I don't care how disgusted you are; sometimes, you win by attrition, but what is important is, you win - right there, Michael, is our new world champion, Edge!
Michael:
I can - I'm still trying to...to get it all straight in my mind; I mean, it's shocking, it is startling, Edge is ch- [Edge has marched over to the announce desk, banging it and yelling at Michael] Yeah, it is yours. It is yours, Edge.
JBL:
You're damn right it is!
