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Magnus: God. You're suicidal! Or sentimental, maybe. Though either will kill you... Charles: Would we be here, helping the survivors, if we cared about staying alive? We care about others -- as do most, I believe! And if indeed, mutants exist-- Magnus: They don't. Charles: If they exist, why wouldn't they use their abilities to make the world to better for all people? Magnus: People don't want to be better. They're already the best everything! Best tribe, best faith, they even fight over who's the best victim. These are tense times. Be mindful not to sound like you actually are a mutant. Charles: What if I were? Magnus: Run and hide, before someone starts dreaming of camps. – X-Men '97 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Wolverine: Been in a lot of wars, bub. The brave always die first. – X-Men '97 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Magneto: I promised a boy a future free of fear, only to watch his frightened eyes be vaporized inside his tiny skull because he believed in me. In the dream you had me sell. How many more of your bones will pave the way to Xavier's future, where we simper like beggars for tolerance? Your Professor's dream is dead, so I offer a new one! A home to replace what they stole from us, a new Genosha! We have gotten here by walking this man's path. We are left with but two choices, cling to this dying world or rise to your future and look down upon this fallen pig-sty planet! – X-Men '97 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Xavier: In under an hour, civilization as we know it ends. Much like in the past, my X-Men and I are your best hope to avoid that future. President Kelly: If you're wrong, Xavier, my hand will be forced. Xavier: We have been here before, President Kelly. If you don't trust me, trust my X-Men. – X-Men '97 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Cable: Am I going to war, or a circus? Cyclops: What did you expect? Black leather? – X-Men '97 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Magneto: I am not the one who needs to be reasoned with, Charles. Xavier: There is a large asteroid hovering over my home that begs otherwise. – X-Men '97 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Charles Xavier: I only hope I'm not too late. [sends out a telepathic call] To me, my X-Men! – X-Men '97 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Wolverine: Magneto actually did it. Morph: What, saved our hides? Wolverine: No. Declared war. – X-Men '97 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Hornswoggle attacks Jonathan Coachman] JBL: Referees don't do that. Michael Cole: Well, when you're a McMahon, you can do whatever you want to do, right? JBL: Oh, that's a good point. – WWE SmackDown!, 2007 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Batista: I grew up a pretty poor kid in Washington, DC. Getting in fights all the time, had to fight my way out of a lot of bad situations. And WWE, same thing. Been in fights A to Z. Street fights, cage matches, you name it. Been there, done that. But this past Sunday, I did something, I accomplished something I thought I might never do. I beat The Undertaker. I, the rivalry between The Undertaker and myself, it's, it's been a war. He's won one, I've won one, we got two draws, in my book, that makes us even. Which is perfect for tonight, since we are tag team partners. So this is what I wanna say. We're not, we have not settled our differences by any means. But Undertaker, tonight, I've got your back and my question is, I'm wondering if you've got my back. 'Cause if you don't [The Undertaker's gong goes off and The Undertaker appears] The Undertaker: You can rest assured, I got your back. Because you still have the one thing that I want. Batista: Are you saying you want a rematch? Done. You've got it. [drops the microphone and prepares to leave the ring] Undertaker: Batista. Hell in a Cell! – WWE SmackDown!, 2007 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Batista: Yeah! Hell yeah! Oh, you have no, no idea how good I feel. I'm all dressed up, got my new suit on, got my new shoes on, bam! I'm in Hotlanta! And I am once again the World Heavyweight Champion! Yes! This Sunday, at Unforgiven, I was fortunate enough to overcome the former, let me say that again, the former World Heavyweight Champion, The Great Khali, and my good friend, a man who I respect very much and I was proud and privileged to compete against, Mr. 619, Rey Mysterio. Yes sir. Yes sir. Rey, you're my brother, I love you, and you will be World Heavyweight Champion again. I know it in my heart. But for right now, for me, The Great Khali will exercise the rematch clause in his contract. So as it stands, it will be The Great Khali versus Batista at No Mercy. In what he calls a Punjabi Prison match. [Mark Henry's music hits] Michael Cole: Well ladies and gentlemen, the self-proclaimed silverback, the world's strongest man, Mark Henry, who John, Sunday at Unforgiven, gave the returning Undertaker a hell of a physical battle. But what brings him out to confront The Animal tonight? JBL: Mark Henry said he's gonna do whatever he wants, and nobody can do anything about it. I think that's what brings Mark Henry out. He's the king of the jungle, Michael. Mark Henry does whatever he wants. Mark Henry: Batista, I can care less about this celebration of yours. I can care less about your Punjabi Prison match that you're gonna have with The Great Khali at No Mercy. But what I do care about, is next week. The Undertaker returns to SmackDown! in a match against me. The World's Strongest Man. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna end The Undertaker's illustrious career. Come to think of it, I might need a little warmup for The Undertaker next week. And don't worry, don't worry. I won't even take a shot at your precious new title. Because all these people know, and deep in your heart, you know, that if I want that belt, I'll take it whenever I want it. Batista: Mark Henry, you are as stupid as you are ugly. Last time I checked, you were getting your ass handed to you at Unforgiven by the Deadman. You got the nerve, you got the nerve to come out here and call me out? I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. You've had a Batista beatdown coming for a long-ass time. And tonight, you're gonna get it. You want a match? You're on. – WWE SmackDown!, 2007 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Edge: Now I know what you're all thinking. Now I know what you're all thinking, but fear naught, just because I'm hosting The Cutting Edge, that doesn't mean that you won't see me in action here tonight. See, as I understand it, Vickie Guerrero's gonna have a - an announcement for a double main event a little later on tonight, and for your people's sake, let's hope I'm involved. John "Bradshaw" Layfield: True. Edge: But on to The Cutting Edge and, you know I bet you people think I couldn't outdo myself, because my guest last week was Batista. [crowd cheers] Oh no, but my guest tonight is bigger than that. That's right, I I I, I outdid myself, my guest tonight actually asked to be on The Cutting Edge. And, and his wish is my demand. See, my guest tonight is the chairman of the board of World Wrestling Entertainment. My guest tonight is Mr. McMahon! [Mr. McMahon's entrance hits and Mr. McMahon walks slowly to the ring] Michael Cole: Well there is the man who's going through mood swings galore since losing the, the ECW Championship Sunday at One Night Stand. And on Raw, out of control, vindictive, menacing at times, just borderline crazy. But yet on ECW, Mr. McMahon, the complete opposite. Catatonic, almost trance-like at times. JBL: He deserves to do whatever he wants, as capricious as it is! He's the chairman of the board, he should be on the hundred dollar bill! He should be President of the United States of America! [Edge is clapping] Edge: Mr. McMahon, I wanna, I wanna let you know what a pleasure it is to have you on my show. You know I'm sure this is gonna be a night that I'll never forget. You know, I'm, first things first, I wanna ask you a question that, uh, now I've been thinking all week because I, I'm watching this Monday on Raw and it's kinda been on the, the top of my head and I'm sure all these people have been wondering the same thing and, that's how you feelin'? How, how, how are you doing, Vince? Mr. McMahon: [in a trance-like state] They, they all walked through the valley of the shadow of death. I will fear no evil, for thou art evil. [crowd chants "You Suck!"] Edge: Vince, uh, like I said, I wanna thank you for being on the show. I, I know you have a, an insane, hectic, a busy schedule and I wanna thank you for taking a little bit of time out to, to come out on The Cutting Edge here tonight. I don't wanna dwell on the past, I don't wanna dwell on One Night Stand because the, the future's bright. The future is so bright. You know, this Monday on Raw, we have the, the WWE draft. And like we've all said it, the WWE draft is a, a chance to shake things up. It, it, it's an important night and, I don't know about Monday, but I know Fridays on SmackDown!. They, they do the shaking up. Yeah. And even more important than that, Mr. McMahon, this Monday is Mr. McMahon Appreciation Night. [crowd boos] I'm not gonna disrespect you like, like John Cena. [crowd cheers] Like Ric Flair, or, or even, or even Lashley. I'm not gonna do that because let's face it. The reason that I am in this ring is because you. The reason that all of these people are here tonight. The reason that, that millions of people tune into SmackDown! every week is because of you, Mr. McMahon. And no matter what happened on One Night Stand, you, you haven't lost a thing in my eyes. You haven't lost any dignity because like you said, you, you still have your empire. You still have all of your money. And, and in the squared circle of life, Mr. McMahon, you, you are a world champion. [hands McMahon the World Heavyweight Championship and puts it in his lap, but McMahon doesn't move] Give it up for Mr. McMahon. That's right. McMahon: [stands up] You're no better. You're no better. You're no better. You're no better than Cena, you're no better than...Lashley. You're a sycophant! Vengeance. Vengeance is mine. You one-on-one, for that, against Batista. [crowd cheers] Edge: That, that, that's not fair. That, that's not fair. I've already beaten Batista twice. McMahon: Fair? Edge: It's unfair. McMahon: Fair? Edge: It's not fair. McMahon: Fair. Life is not fair. Life SUCKS and then you die. [crowd chants "Batista"] See, regardless of the draft, it's you and Batista for that, do, do or die. You do, he dies. Do or die. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. – WWE SmackDown!, 2007 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[after the Undertaker gets beaten down by Mark Henry following his steel cage match with Batista] John "Bradshaw" Layfield [as the officials get Mark to leave]: He said he wanted to make an impact, Michael, and he said there wasn't anything anybody could do about it. [suddenly Edge's music hits] Michael Cole: Wh-whoa - Edge- [Edge marches towards the ring, Money in the Bank briefcase in hand] JBL: You gotta be kidding me. No. Michael: No! No... JBL: No, come on, Edge, no, not this way! No, damn it! No! [Edge hands his briefcase to referee Jimmy Korderas and yells out his intention to cash it in] Michael: I can't- [Korderas beckons over ring announcer Tony Chimel and tells him of Edge cashing in his briefcase] Tony Chimel: Ladies and gentlemen, I've just been informed that Edge is cashing in his Money in the Bank championship match; so therefore, this is an official championship match for the World Heavyweight Championship! Michael: This is not happening! Please tell me this is not happening! JBL: It's brilliant. It's brilliant, Michael. [the bell rings] Michael [as Edge quickly covers the Undertaker, who is still down from Mark Henry's beating]: The referee is disgusted! I'm disgusted! [as the referee counts] Here's the cover, hook to the leg, and Undertaker kicked out! Come on, Taker! [as a stunned Edge covers him again] Come on, Undertaker! Cover again! [Undertaker kicks out at 2 again] And again, the champion kicks out! JBL [as a look of disbelief crosses Edge's face]: But how much does Undertaker have left? Michael: The referee had no choice- JBL: He's spent! Michael: The referee had no choice but to make this match official. Edge has cashed in the Money in the Bank he won on Raw Monday night. [suddenly Undertaker tries to sit up, much to Edge's shock] And Undertaker- JBL: You're kidding me. Michael: The beaten Undertaker! [Undertaker collapses back to the mat] Undertaker tried to sit up; he couldn't quite do it! After the assault by Mark Henry, the battle in the steel cage, but perhaps Edge is second-guessing himself here! [Edge is now standing in the corner, waiting for the Undertaker to get back up] What does he have to do to keep the Phenom down? JBL: Edge is a shark that smells blood in the water, Michael! He's become world champion like this before, and I don't care how many times the Undertaker sits up, he's got nothing left! Michael: Undertaker can't even pull himself up by the ropes! He is a beaten, defenseless, helpless champion! And that piranha- JBL: As much as you don't like it, Michael, this is a brilliant, brilliant move by Edge! Michael: That sick piranha! That piranha Edge is measuring the Undertaker! JBL [as the Undertaker finally stands up]: He's a piranha that could be our next world champion! [Edge hits the Undertaker with his spear] Michael: Spear! [Edge covers the Undertaker and the referee counts to 3] The cover! Not this way! Not this way! Dammit! [the bell rings and the referee hands the World Heavyweight Championship belt to Edge, then raises his arm] Tony: Here is your winner and the NEW World Heavyweight Champion, the Rated-R Superstar, Edge! Michael: I am absolutely sick! I am disgusted! The ultimate opportunist has done it, again! JBL: This is the second time he's won a world championship like this, Michael, and I don't care how disgusted you are; sometimes, you win by attrition, but what is important is, you win - right there, Michael, is our new world champion, Edge! Michael: I can - I'm still trying to...to get it all straight in my mind; I mean, it's shocking, it is startling, Edge is ch- [Edge has marched over to the announce desk, banging it and yelling at Michael] Yeah, it is yours. It is yours, Edge. JBL: You're damn right it is! – WWE SmackDown!, 2007 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
John "Bradshaw" Layfield: Five days ago at Armageddon, I was appalled, horrified at what transpired in front of me. Teddy Long, for his own amusement, for his entertainment, brought back a match that had been dormant for seven and a half years. An inferno match. There is a reason we don't have inferno matches for the last seven and a half years. You see, it looks really good on paper. Somebody gets burned. Until you realize somebody gets burned. A human being was set on fire at Armageddon. Where pictures in the Bible describe Hell as human flesh burning and people screaming in pain. That is what happened. Hell was brought to MVP at Armageddon, and every single bit of it was Teddy Long's fault. This is what Teddy Long did to MVP. [clips from the inferno match between Kane and MVP at Armageddon are shown] Look at this. He put him in the ring with a monster, Kane, and Kane set him on fire. That folks, is not entertainment. That is a human being burning! That is flesh rotting and burning off a human corpse! Right next to me, MVP comes. I can smell the flesh of a human being burning. Something I will never forget to the day that I die was that I watched a human being and thankfully, mercifully, they put him out. And Teddy, you call this entertainment? I call it garbage. So I'll tell you what, Theodore Long, you come down here right now. I don't demand your censure, I think you should be fired, but tonight, you come down here and you apologize to me, you apologize to SmackDown!, and you damn sure come down here and apologize to MVP, because MVP can't be here right now because he's lying in a burn unit! Come on out Teddy! [nothing happens] Teddy, I have a list of lawyers in arm law. You will be sued. You come down here right now. Do you hear me?! [nothing happens] Okay. If you won't come down, Teddy, then let's talk about the people that are really responsible. [points to the fans] You. And you. Each and every one of you and you cheer. You don't cheer because a guy gave his life for you in this ring. It's not enough that you pay your money and somebody spend, spends 200 days away from his family each year! It's not enough! Somebody gives his health to this very ring! I'm not in this ring because I broke my back, and that's enough for you sick people! You got to see a head broken open by a chair. You got to see somebody fall off a building. You got to see somebody caught on fire. You people are responsible and it disgusts me! Rome did not fall because of the gladiators in the Colosseum. Rome fell because of the sick people in the stands. Now think about this, you people wish for one instance in your life. You were like MVP and somebody would pay to see you. Well in your miserable life, there's not a soul alive that would pay to see one of you sons of bitches do anything! And if America, this great country goes down, it won't be because of what's good. It won't be because of great warriors. It will be because of people like you! You sick human beings! You have embarrassed yourself, you have embarrassed me. And take a lot at the person next to ya. You have embarrassed this country. You people make me sick. – WWE SmackDown!, 2006 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[before a commercial break] Michael Cole: Hoo-rah! Hoo-rah! It's the Miz's debut, next on SmackDown!. The Miz! JBL: I'd rather have a root canal than sit here and watch Miz, the wrestling gods must hate me. [after the break, as The Miz arrives for his WWE in-ring debut] Michael: We are back on SmackDown!. It's the debut of the Miz! JBL: Jerry Brisco is rolling over in his grave and Jerry's not even dead! – WWE SmackDown!, 2006 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Chavo Guerrero's music hits and he appears. The crowd boos] Michael Cole: I can't wait to hear this. Nothing this man can say will convince me what he did to Rey Mysterio in the past two weeks was right. John "Bradshaw" Layfield: Where's your objectivity? Let's listen to what he has to say. Tony Chimel: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, Chavo Guerrero. JBL: And why are you surprised? Why does Kasparov play chess? Why does Clemens pitch? It's in his DNA. It is in Chavo's DNA to be a Guerrero. I've known three generations of Guerreros; you cannot trust a Guerrero. Lie, cheat and steal, remember, Michael? Michael: Oh yeah, I remember. That's their motto, the Guerrero motto. JBL: Don't look down on it, Mr. High-and-Mighty. Michael: Eddie Guerrero made that phrase famous. JBL: And this is his nephew. Chavo Guerrero: People want to know why I screwed Rey Mysterio, why I betrayed Rey Mysterio. But first, I want to know: what is betrayal? Is betrayal stealing from another man? Is betrayal stealing his name from him? Stealing his blood? Because that's what Rey Mysterio did to me, did to my whole family, the Guerrero family. What? You don't believe me? You don't believe that Rey Mysterio is a thief? Let me tell you what he stole from me. I grew up with Eddie Guerrero. We were like brothers. We used to lie, cheat, and steal together. When Eddie passed away, we all felt it. We all felt it, we were all devastated. I retired from wrestling, I walked away from wrestling. But did Rey Mysterio? Noooo. He used the Guerrero name, Eddie's name. It seemed like every other match, Rey was dedicating the match to Eddie's memory. The Royal Rumble, No Way Out, even at WrestleMania. Every five minutes, he was mentioning Eddie's name, very, very convenient. And when Rey won the World Heavyweight Championship, it got even worse. Rey, you couldn't stand on your own, Rey, you couldn't keep the title on your own. What did you do? You used another Guerrero — me. Rey, I saved you from losing the title to JBL. I saved you from losing the title to Mark Henry. I saved you over and over and over again. But you decided to stand right here in the middle of this ring and take all the glory, and use Eddie's spotlight and Eddie's name that all of you chanted to him. At The Great American Bash, I couldn't take it anymore. And that's when I realized that Rey Mysterio, you didn't just steal Eddie from me, you didn't just steal Eddie from the Guerrero family, you stole the memory of Eddie from each and every one of these people out here, from you [points to one person in the audience], from you [points to another person in the audience]. People ask me why I did what I did. Because Rey Mysterio, you're nothing but a leech, living off the blood of the Guerrero name. [Rey Mysterio appears and charges towards the ring] Michael: Oh my! JBL: Oh my! Michael: And look at this! JBL: No! Michael [as Rey and Chavo begin fighting]: It's Rey Mysterio! Rey has heard enough! Chavo, Rey unloading on Chavo Guerrero! JBL: Chavo was right! Chavo was right with everything he said! Michael: I thought it was a pathetic excuse, as Mysterio and Chavo continue to beat the hell out of each other inside the ring! [Rey and Chavo fall to the outside and keep fighting] And now it spills outside the ring; these two former best friends are beating the living hell out of each other! JBL: He shouldn't have desecrated Eddie's name; that's what Rey Mysterio- Michael: Rey never did that! JBL: You know damn well he did! – WWE SmackDown!, 2006 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
(Layla and Stella transform into their evolved Charmix forms) Stella: Let's use our Charmix. Come on! Solar Eclipse Blast. Layla: Aquarius Current. Layla and Stella: Now! Together! (Fire concentrated beams of magical sunlight and watery energy at Darkar) – Winx Club, Winx Club (season 2) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Layla: Bloom, it's us. Stella: Darkar put a spell on you, Bloom. Lord Darkar: You got that right. And the spell is unbreakable. Stella: In that case, we're gonna have to make you undo it! Lord Darkar: I'm sorry, but I think darkness suits your friend rather well. – Winx Club, Winx Club (season 2) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Lord Darkar: You keep chanting, Bloom. I'll destroy them – Winx Club, Winx Club (season 2) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
(Stella and Layla enter Realix through the portal) Stella: Solar Burst. Layla: Ocean Blast. Whoa. Look at Bloom. Stella: He must have put a dark spell on her. – Winx Club, Winx Club (season 2) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Lord Darkar: Here we are, you and me, the Ultimate Power couple. – Winx Club, Winx Club (season 2) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[as the lumberjack match between Eddie Guerrero and Kurt Angle has turned into a brawl involving all of the lumberjacks] Michael Cole: Hell has broken loose on SmackDown!. Tazz: It's breakin' down in Tulsa, baby! [suddenly the pyro goes off and Big Show's music hits] Michael: Wait a minute!! Tazz: What the hell-? [The Big Show arrives] Michael: Oh, my God! The Big Show?? Tazz: Say it ain't so! Michael: He wasn't scheduled to be here for two weeks! Tazz [as Big Show starts mowing down the lumberjacks outside of the ring]: Oh my God! Oh! Michael: Big Show is on the scene! The 500-pounder is cleaning house! Tazz: What is Big Show - oh! - what's he doin' here?! [as Big Show lays out Scotty 2 Hotty with a punch to the head] Oh! Michael: What a right hand! Tazz: Bodies are just flyin' everywhere! Michael [as Big Show enters the ring]: Can you believe it? Tazz: I can see him, larger than life itself! Michael: [as Big Show grabs Hardcore Holly]: Look out, Hardcore! Tazz: Uh-oh! What goes up, Cole... Michael: Chokeslam! Tazz: ...must come down! Michael: D-Von Dudley! [Big Show throws D-Von out of the ring, then does the same to Bubba Ray Dudley] Tazz: SmackDown! superstars are falling hard! Michael: With one arm, Bubba tossed over the top rope! [Spike Dudley then confronts Big Show] Tazz: The boss! Michael: Okay, that's right, Spike! Tazz [as Big Show grabs Spike and lifts him over his head]: Uh-oh! The boss met his match, I think! Michael: Uh, Spike! Tazz: Oh my God! Watch out! [Big Show throws Spike right onto the other Dudleys outside the ring] Michael: Thanks for coming! Tazz: Oh, my God! Michael: The Big Show- [Big Show then chokeslams John Cena] Tazz: Cena! Michael: John Cena must've been 10 feet in the air! Tazz [as Big Show punches Rey Mysterio]: Rey Myst - oh! - Rey Mysterio got smashed there! Michael: Can you believe Big Show is a one-man wrecking machine? Tazz [as Big Show grabs Charlie Haas and gives him a chokeslam]: Now, Haas! Oh, man! Michael: A chokeslam by the Big Show to Haas! [Big Show then grabs Rob Van Dam] Tazz: Lookin' at Van Dam now! Michael [as Big Show knocks Van Dam down with another punch]: What a right hand! Tazz: The Big Show... Michael: Big Show has cleared out, all 20... Tazz [as Big Show chokeslams Rene Dupree]: Oh man! Michael: ...lumberjacks! Tazz: I-I never saw nothin' like this - never seen anything like this before! This man is on a, a rage; he's in a rage. [Big Show grabs Nunzio and slaps him hard on the chest] My God! Michael: There's carnage everywhere! Tazz [as Big Show punches Booker T]: Look at this, look at this! I - [Nunzio leaps off the turnbuckle to Big Show, only for Big Show to catch him by the throat] - oh! Michael: Watch out, Nunzio! Tazz: Nunzio's done! Michael [as Nunzio gets chokeslammed]: Oh, my...the ring shaking! Tazz: Look at the Big Show! Michael: Oh, my - Eddie, Eddie... [Big Show then grabs Eddie Guerrero by the throat] Tazz: Watch out! Michael: Eddie!... Tazz: Oh, no! Latino Heat! Oh, man! [Big Show chokeslams Guerrero] Michael: Oh! Wreckage strewn throughout this arena! [Big Show then turns his attention to Kurt Angle, who is still down from Guerrero putting him in the ankle lock earlier; Angle pleads as Big Show beckons him over] Tazz: God! Oh, my God! Michael [as Angle slowly gets up]: I have never seen one individual dominate like this! Tazz: I agree. And now... Michael: Everyone in the path of the Big Show has been destroyed! And now Kurt Angle trying to beg his way out of this. Tazz: Kurt Angle's begging off and...what's gonna happen? [Big Show finally grabs Kurt Angle] Michael: He's not cuttin' him any slack! Tazz: Oh, I guess not! Oh, no, he's not!... [Angle gets chokeslammed] Michael: A major chokeslam! An Olympic-sized chokeslam! Tazz: I am telling you the Big - [suddenly Luther Reigns strikes the Big Show from behind] - oh, what the hell was that? Michael: Look at Luther Reigns... Tazz: Oh, uh-oh... Michael: Luther Reigns from behind! Tazz: Oh man, Luther! [as Reigns starts landing more blows on Big Show] Look at Luther! Michael: Luther Reigns, trying to take it to the Big Show! Tazz: He's trying to knock him down! Michael: Luther Reigns with a, with another left hand! [After a few more blows by Reigns, Big Show finally grabs him by the throat] Tazz: Ah, man! Oh, Luther Reigns! [Big Show chokeslams Reigns] Michael: An accent from the Big Show! [Big Show yells at everyone in the ring as his music plays again, then raises his right hand in the air and screams] Big Show was scheduled to show up in two weeks' time! Obviously, he was in no mood for that! The largest athlete in the world is back, and more dominant than ever! Tazz: Cole, nobody is safe! Nobody is safe! Michael: Look at the wreckage! Look at the carnage! We didn't expect the Big Show for two weeks, but he's back! The Big Show is back! [Big Show raises his right hand in the air and yells out again] Tazz: Nobody is safe. Oh, my God... – WWE SmackDown!, 2004 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Kurt Angle: Ladies, before you begin, there's something I need to say. Now, I've taken a heart, the fact that you feel overlooked and underutilized and I have to say there's been a major misunderstanding. See, you say that you've been underutilized. Well, I say that you're plain useless. I mean, what purpose do you serve? Wrestling in your lingerie? Nobody wants to see that! What was I thinking? So, ladies, I'm gonna spare you the indignity of wrestling in your underwear or begging for your jobs because, as of now, you no longer have jobs. Ladies, the four of you... ARE FIRED! – WWE SmackDown!, 2004 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Funaki: This is Funaki, SmackDown! number one announcer! Tonight, I'm here Kurt Angle's office reporting on the very special announcement. Okay, Kurt. Kurt Angle: Excuse me, if you're done butchering my language, I brought you in here because finally, there's someone here on SmackDown!, a superstar that I can be proud of, and his name is Booker T. Booker, will you please join me? [Booker T enters] Now, Book, you're everything I want in a superstar here on SmackDown!. You're professional, you're a sharp dresser, and nothing would make me prouder than to present you with the United States Championship. [showing the United States Championship belt] Tazz: Wow. Booker T: You're kidding me, right? Kurt Angle: No. [lifting Funaki's arm] Booker T: You for real, dawg? Kurt Angle: Oh, yeah. Booker T: You talking about making me, Booker T, the United States Champion tonight? That's what you're saying, man. [Booker T tries to take the belt] Kurt Angle: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa. Yes and no. Now, now, listen, Book. Booker T: Come on, man. Kurt Angle: Technically, I can't do it just yet, but immediately after the show, I'm gonna have a meeting with the members of the board, and by next week, you'll be the new United States Champion. But tonight, just for old time sakes, I'm gonna let you hold the title. Booker T: You're letting me hold the title? Kurt Angle: Oh, it's true. [Kurt Angle gives Booker T the United States Championship belt] Booker T: Hey, I appreciate that, Kurt Angle. [Kurt Angle applauds] Thank you, man. [Booker T shakes Kurt Angle's hand]: Kurt Angle: You are welcome. You are welcome. Booker T: I'm outta here, dawg. [Booker T leaves the office] Funaki: Hey, Mr. Angle, that's not fair! That's not fair! Kurt Angle: Not fair? You're telling me it's not fair? I'll tell you what's not fair. The fact that you're a broadcast journalist and you can't even say "broadcast journalist". Go ahead, try and say it. Funaki: I'm a SmackDown!... Kurt Angle: No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Not number one announcer, say "broadcast journalist". [Funaki struggles to say "broadcast journalist" then Kurt Angle grabs the microphone] Kurt Angle: You know what? You're a disgrace to this microphone. You're a disgrace to my SmackDown!. And, Funaki, I'll tell you what's fair, YOU'RE FIRED! [takes Funaki's microphone] Now, get out! What are you doing? Get out of my office! [Funaki leaves the office] Kurt Angle: Unfair? – WWE SmackDown!, 2004 Show Quote	added 7 months ago

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