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Christine: Since this show is about hobbies, I thought this would be a good time to mention that a lot of kids, whose hobby happens to be cooking, have written in asking for the recipe for green slime. For some strange reason. Well, there's sort of a problem because I don't know the recipe for green slime-- [Christine gets slimed.] Christine: You know, they're getting sneakier and I'm getting dumber all the time. – You Can't Do That on Television, Season 5 (1984) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Ross: Hey, Christine, we've been talking an awful lot about hobbies. You collect anything? Christine: Oh, yeah, sure, Ross. I collect stamps. Say, do you want to see my stamp collection? Ross: See your stamp collection? Sure. [Christine stamps on Ross' foot.] Christine: That's the stamp that Lisa gave me when I told her she had a really big mouth. [She stamps on Ross' foot again.] And that's the stamp Vanessa gave me when I told her there would be no extreme close-ups of her on this week's show... – You Can't Do That on Television, Season 5 (1984) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Lisa: Christine, say you're hobby is swimming. Well, what kind of substance would you be moving through? Christine: Oh no you don't! [Christine gets hit with water anyway.] Christine: Oh, come on! That's not fair! I didn't even say that substance at all! Lisa: Yes, you did, Moosie. You see, we have a new stagehand, and he's French, and "eau" is the French word for wa-- [Lisa gets hit with water.] – You Can't Do That on Television, Season 5 (1984) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Lisa: You know, Christine, I was thinking... Christine: That's odd. – You Can't Do That on Television, Season 5 (1984) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[Justin is chained up in the dungeon.] Justin: Must drive you crazy having to torture kids all day long. Nasti: And you know, kid, sometimes it does get to me. Justin: Well, why don't you take up a pastime of some sort? Nasti: I had one. Oh, I loved it. I used to hunt wolves but I had to give it up. Justin: Well, why? What happened? Nasti: It was becoming addictive. Justin: Addictive? How could hunting wolves be addictive? Nasti: Well, I was up to two packs a day. [laughs] Hey, either you laugh or you hang here for the rest of your life. [Justin reluctantly laughs along.] – You Can't Do That on Television, Season 5 (1984) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Gabrielle: [to Brunhilde] What are you doing?? – Xena: Warrior Princess, Season 6 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Gabrielle: For once Xena, I'd like to be the Roman noble and you be the slave. – Xena: Warrior Princess, Season 6 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Ares: You're not going to kill me, are you. Xena: Why ever not? Ares: Because I love you. Yeah, I love you. – Xena: Warrior Princess, Season 5 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Katnappé: Four monks down and one whiny geek to go. Jack: I'M NOT WHINY! Katnappé: Woozy Shooter! Jack: Reversing Mirror! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Clay: How do you manage to win every game? Omi: That is most simple: I cheat. [they all look at him] No, no, I am a betrayer when I say I cheat. Raimundo: How do we know that you're not betraying us now, Omi? Omi: [seriously] Because, Raimundo, you are all my friends, and I could never betray my friends. [Laughs, knocking his head at the table] Ha ha ha, I have mastered deception! Let's play again! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Jack Spicer: H-hey, hey! H-how'd you get all the way over here when...I...left you...over there? – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Chase Young: You have learned well, Omi. Omi: Well, I WAS taught by the best! Chase Young: Thank you. Omi: I was speaking of Master Fung! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Raimundo: Whoo! C'est la vie, Salad-Breath! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Raimundo: I bet he writes those on the palm of his hand. [Kimiko snickers] Master Fung: No Raimundo, I write them inside my eyelids. That is why I blink often. [Blinks rapidly] Dojo: [Pops out of Raimundo's shirt] B-U-S-T-E-D. Ooooohhhh! [Shudders] – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Vlad: What you know about Heylin Seed? Jack Spicer: I read something about it in Evil Seeds and Gardens. Why? – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Kimiko: It's Spicer, he took the seed! Clay: And the hotdogs! Come back here with them doggies you no good, low down snake, you yellow bellied, dirty little side winder. I'm gonna get you! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Vlad: I hear Wuya dump you, again. Jack Spicer: [Imitating Vlad] "I jear Wuya dump you!" Nobody hears Wuya dump me, because I dump Wuya. Vlad: That is not what they say on Internet! Jack Spicer: [Excitedly] I'm on the Internet? Vlad: Da, in warrior chat rooms everywhere! You big laughing stock! Now when person loses everything, new hip thing to say is 'Aw, I got Jacked!' [Laughs evilly] – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Omi: Now I understand! Jack is only a mere puppy! Raimundo: ...Puppet, I'm guessing. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Chase Young: Tongue of Saiping! Monkeys of the jungle, I summon your presence! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Master Fung: The Fountain of Hui has just revealed itself. When activated, it provides unlimited knowledge. Kimiko: Sounds like a pretty handy Wu if you're doing a crossword puzzle. Master Fung: I'm afraid by itself, it can only provide random information. But, when combined its sister Shen Gong Wu the Eagle Scope, the two can be used to unlock the greatest secrets of the universe. Omi: You mean like why baboons have such colorful buttocks? Master Fung: Yes, and even greater secrets. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Monkey: Mind turning down the volume? Some of us are trying to get a little shuteye. Omi: [Using the Tongue of Saiping] In the middle of the day? You are a very lazy animal! Rabbit: Huh, what a mouth on someone so small. Omi: I am not small, I am compact! Bird: Yeah, anymore 'compact' and we'd need a microscope to find you! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Omi: We will always listen to you...no matter how stupid your excuse may be. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Rowdy Roddy Piper: You know what they say. If you can't do, teach; you can't teach, manage; you can't manage, coach. And if you can't do any of them, own, Vincent. – WWE Superstars of Wrestling, 1991 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Bobby: What I'm holding here is the belt that belongs to the real world's champion. Oh, no, not Hulk Hogan. Presently, the man that owns this belt is under contract to another organization. But in the future, he may be arriving in the World Wrestling Federation. If so, it would be my honor and privilege to be the advisor of this man. Now, you wanna compare this belt to Hulk Hogan's? That would be like comparing ice cream to horse manure. You wanna compare the man that wears this belt to Hulk Hogan? That would be like comparing ice cream to horse manure. You see, Hulk Hogan is the World Wrestling Federation Champion. The man that owns this belt is the real champion: Ric Flair. – WWE Superstars of Wrestling, 1991 Show Quote	added 8 months ago

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