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Cousin Eddie: Tha right there is a RV, I got it off my buddy and I sold him my house for that right there vehicle. – National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Clark Griswold: Yeah country's eons old kids, that's centuries to you and me. – National Lampoon's European Vacation Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Clark Griswold: [about Stonehenge] Take a last look kids, At one of man's most curious creations, built to stand the test of time and the elements, the war, you name it, A thing of glory for a million in future generations to see, and we were here. – National Lampoon's European Vacation Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Clark: Roy... can I call you Roy? Have you even driven cross-country? Roy Walley: Oh, hell yes. Drove the whole family to Florida. Worst two weeks I ever spent in my life. The smell from the back seat was terrible. Clark: Ooooh. Ooooh, I know that smell. Roy, could you imagine if you had driven all the way to Florida and it was closed? Roy Walley: Closed? Uh, they don't close Florida. Clark: I know they don't close the state of Florida. But, you know...when we got here, to Roy Walley World...and it was closed down, Roy. If you had seen the look on my kids' faces. I just went a little haywire. Roy Walley: You went a lot haywire, if you ask me. Clark: Well, I'm very sorry, sir. And I'm sorry to all these people. I didn't mean any harm. I just want you to ask yourself one thing. If you were....If you were me, wouldn't you do the same thing for your children? Roy Walley: No. – National Lampoon's Vacation Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Yupa: [when Nausicaä takes off on her glider with ease] She certainly knows how to read the wind. – Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Norah: Hi. Dev: [handing her a bra] Try this. Norah: What? Dev: Let's just say we're not the biggest fans of his dreaded ex? And we've decided you're to be his salvation. Besides, we saw you two making out, and we think you're the one. We just need to get you out of that sports bra. Norah: This isn't a sports bra. Dev: Come on. We're all ladies here. Norah: [Finishes changing] Okay. Dev: Ohh! It's better than the uni-boob. Norah: This isn't going to work, okay. He's hung up on Tris. Dev: You look gorgeous. And let me tell you something, Nicky is definitely worth the underwire. He just needs a little push, that's all. – Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Norah: If you don't have a drummer, then why do you have drums you fistful of assholes? Dev: [trying to come up with clever names for their band] Fistful of assholes! I like it. – Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Thom: Would someone mind telling me where we're going? Norah: You know how some people like to eat at the same places? Nick: Yeah. Norah: Well Caroline likes to barf in the same places. – Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Homeless Man: What's up, friend? How you doing? Nick: Good. I was just gonna go in... Homeless Man: You walked right in here. Nick: I didn't mean to. Homeless Man: You're like a little canary in skinny jeans. Nick: I was gonna go in to look for my friend. Homeless Man: You got friends right here. Me and Switzerland are here for you, baby. Let me ask you a question. You ever hook up with a dog? Nick: No. What? Like an an... A dog, like a pet? No. Homeless Man: Don't. It's not worth it. I like you so much. [trying to hug Nick] Nick: I'm running away. I'm running. Homeless Man: Run away. Run away, little canary. – Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
[watching Norah comfort a nearly passed-out Caroline] Nick: You two must be great friends. Norah: Yeah, I am a great friend. It's always been like this. I'm the squire in Caroline's quest for attention. – Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Nick: [entering Electric Lady studios] Your dad owns this place? [Norah nods] Nick: Is he this man? [pointing to picture] Norah: Yeah. Nick: Wow! So, what is he? Like, a former hippie, current yuppie, spoon-feeding the masses the same old garbage? Stop me at any time. Norah: Yes. Nick: Yeah. Norah: Yes! I'm gonna use that in my graduation speech. That's, like, amazing. – Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Nick: You don't know what it's like to be straight, OK? It's... awful. – Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Nick: I never wash my pants. I like to keep the night on them. – Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Nick: Well, you're two penises short of a Shania Twain reimagination band! – Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Caroline: [to a random person at the bus station] Um... hi. I'm Caroline. What's your name?... You know what, that's okay. You don't have to tell me. It's been like one of those nights, you know? I was with my friend Norah, who you don't know, but you'd really like her because everybody likes Norah and she... left me tonight which is - she never does that and then I was kidnapped. And then, she... usually when I go home with her she... she makes me a turkey sandwich when I get home, but I might never get home, you know? And I'm so tired. [looks down and notices what is in his lap] Is that a turkey sandwich? – Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Police Officer: Attention. Attention, citizens. Terrible news. There is still no sign of Santa Claus. Although the imposter has been shut down. It looks like Christmas will have to be cancelled this year. I repeat: The imposter has been shot down, but there is still no sign of the real Santa Claus... [fades off in the distance] – The Nightmare Before Christmas Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Sally: [examining Jack in his newly-finished Santa suit] You don't look like yourself, Jack. Not at all. Jack: Isn't that wonderful? It couldn't be more wonderful! Sally: [holds up the clipboard sketch of him] But you're the Pumpkin King! Jack: Not anymore! [breaks it over his knee] I feel SO much better now! Sally: [pulling a loose thread from his cuff] Jack, I know you think something's missing, but - [accidentally catches his finger] Jack: [lightly] Ow. Sally: Sorry. Jack: You're right. Something is missing. But what? I've got the beard... the coat... the boots... the belt... Shock, Lock, Barrel: [come in] Jack! Jack! This time we found him! Barrel: This time we really did! Jack: This time we really did. Lock: He sure is big, Jack! Barrel: And heavy! Santa: [bursting out the bag] Let me out! [the Halloween citizens gasp in awe] Jack: Sandy Claws - in person. What a pleasure to meet you. [prepares to shake but then looks down when their HANDS touch] Wh - ! Why, you have hands! You don't have claws at all! Santa: [dazed] Where am I? Jack: Surprised, aren't you? I knew you would be. You don't need to have another worry about Christmas this year. Santa: What? Jack: Consider this a vacation, Santy. A reward. It's your turn to take it easy. Santa: B-But there must be some mistake! Jack: See that he's comfortable... Just a second, fellas! Of course! That's what I'm missing! [takes Santa's hat] Santa: B-But... Jack: Thanks. Santa: Hang on - you just can't - [has the bag thrown over him again] Hold on! Where are we going now? [the henchmen leave with him] Jack: Ho, ho, ho! No... [monotone] Ho, ho, ho. Ho... Sally: This is worse than I thought. Much worse. I know! [leaves to get fog juice] – The Nightmare Before Christmas Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Freddy Krueger: [to Jesse, about his glove] Go ahead, Jesse. Try it on for size. Kill for me! – A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Freddy Krueger: You are all my children now. – A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Biology Teacher: [after Jesse wakes up from a nightmare with a snake wrapped around him] If you want to play with animals, Mr. Walsh, join the circus. – A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Freddy Krueger: Bon appétit, bitch! – A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Freddy Krueger: Told ya, comic books was bad for ya! – A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Freddy Krueger: This boy feels the need for speed! – A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Freddy Krueger: Is she delicious, or am I crazy? – A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child Movie Quote	added 2 years ago

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