Abigail Sponder:
[Feeling a waitress' arm] I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. Turn in your uniform.
Waitress:
I only gained four pounds, you can't!
Sponder:
Sorry, sweetie, but your Body Mass Index is nowhere near where it's supposed to be.
Waitress:
But Ms. Sponder-
Sponder:
Oh no, honey. It's your butt that's the problem. [Smugly walks off, Linus having observed the whole thing]
[cuts to Linus, Frank, Rusty, and Danny talking]
Frank:
Man, you can't fire no waitresses based on appearance, that's just unconstitutional.
Danny:
IF they were waitresses.
Linus:
Yeah, they're actually hired as "models who serve", so that Bank can monitor their personal appearance.
Rusty:
It's a cruel, cruel practice.
