Spanky Ham:
Oh god, I was so scared. I mean, I wanted to go, "Whee, wee, wee, wee!", all the way home.
Ling-Ling:
[in Japorean gibberish] Do you think Jew Producer was telling truth? That I'm not really Pikachu?
Princess Clara:
Never trust a Jew producer. I'm obviously a real Disney Princess. If I weren't, why would I be so much better than all you people and Foxxy?
Foxxy Love:
Maybe the Jew Producer was tellin' the truth. I mean, Clara, you may look like a Disney Princess, but how many Disney Princesses have done the things you done done?
[cut to various shots of Clara doing un-princess-like things]
Foxxy Love:
And how many times you seen Josie and the Pussycats do what I doed?
[cut to various shots of Foxxy doing things not befitting of Josie and the Pussycats]
Captain Hero:
Now, Foxxy, let's not jump to any conclusions here.
Foxxy Love:
C'mon, Captain Hero, how many real superheroes do you know that bang corpses?
Captain Hero:
I don't know. Molly, how many superheroes HAVE you been with?
[cut to various shots of Molly in sexual encounters with various superheroes, the last one in which Batman can be seen fellating Robin on a toilet]
Foxxy:
In fact, ain't no real cartoon characters would do any of the things we done doed!
Toot Braunstein:
Come to think of it, I don't behave anything like the real Betty Boop.
Xandir:
[sighs] Please, Toot. We're trying to have a discussion here?
Spanky Ham:
Yeah, really, Toot. Don't make this all about you.
Ling-Ling:
[in Japorean gibberish] She always does this.
Wooldoor:
This is horrible! We're cancelled and fake! Just like my child support checks.
Spanky Ham:
Oh, yeah, laugh it up, Wooldoor, but I.S.R.A.E.L.'s after us! No one can hide from I.S.R.A.E.L. What are we going to do?
Foxxy Love:
You heard the Jew Producer. They want us dead because we's cancelled. So if we can get Drawn Together back on the air, we can save our asses!
Xandir:
[scoffs] Yeah right, Foxxy. How you plan on doing that?
Foxxy Love:
I don't know yet. But we can start with that girl who stole our timeslot. The Suck My Taint Girl. She sound like she could help.
[All talking at once]
Princess Clara:
Well, I'm not fake. So I'm going back to my kingdom. You're all welcome to join me. My father, the king will keep us safe from I.S.R.A.E.L.
Xandir:
I do like being safe.
Ling-Ling:
[in Japorean gibberish] Ling-Ling like safe too also.
Captain Hero:
Molly and I always dreamed of going to Disneyworld.
Xandir:
You said you'd take me to Disneyworld!
Spanky Ham:
Well, like a colostomy bag, I'm on Foxxy's side. I liked being a reality TV star.
Wooldoor:
Yeah! We need to get our show back. Otherwise, I'll have to go back to my old gig: exposing myself to children, and that union has THE worst health plan!
Xandir:
Fine! Then I guess we are splitting up. How do we decide who gets the mystery van?
Toot Braunstein:
Later, ass-bags! [She steals the van and drives off alone]
