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The Wolf:
Okay, first thing: You two, take the body, stick it in the trunk. Now, Jimmy, this looks to be a pretty domesticated house. That would lead me to believe that in the garage or under the sink, you've got a bunch of cleaners and cleansers and shit like that?

Jimmy:
Yeah, Mr. Wolfe, under the sink.

The Wolf:
Good. What I need you, two fellas, to do is take those cleaning products and clean the inside of the car. I'm talking fast, fast, fast. You need to go in the back seat, scoop up all of those pieces of brain and skull, get it out of there, wipe down the upholstery. Now, when it comes to upholstery, it don't need to be spic-and-span. You don't need to eat off it, just give it a good once-over. What you need to take care of are the really messy parts. Those pools of blood, you got to soak that shit up. Now, Jimmy, we need to raid in your closet. I need blankets, I need comforters, I need quilts, I need bedspreads; the thicker the better, the darker the better. No whites, can't use 'em. We need to camouflage the interior of the car. We're going to line the front seat and the back seat and the floorboards with quilts and blankets. So, if a cop stops us and starts sticking his big snot in the car, the subterfuge won't last, but at a glance, the car will appear to be normal. Jimmy, lead the way. Boys, get to work.

Vincent:
A "please" would be nice.

The Wolf:
Come again?

Vincent:
I said a "please" would be nice.

The Wolf:
Get it straight, Buster. I'm not here to say "please". I'm here to tell you what to do. And if self-preservation is an instinct you possess, you better fucking do it and do it quick. I'm here to help. If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen.

Jules:
No no, Mr. Wolfe, it's not like that. Your help is definitely appreciated.

Vincent:
Look, Mr. Wolfe, I respect you. I just don't like people barking orders at me, that's all.

The Wolf:
If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you two guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car.

Pulp Fiction  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jules:
[while cleaning the bloodied car] Oh man, I will never forgive your ass for this shit. This is some fucked up repugnant shit.

Vincent:
Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he is wrong, that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that?

Jules:
Get the fuck outta my face with that shit. The motherfucker who said that shit never had to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on the account of your dumb ass.

Vincent:
I got a threshold, Jules, I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. And right now I’m a fucking race-car, alright, and you got me in the red. And I’m just saying, I’m just saying that it’s fucking dangerous to have a race-car in the fucking red, that’s all. I could blow.

Jules:
Oh, oh, you ready to blow?

Vincent:
Yeah, I’m ready to blow.

Jules:
Well I’m a mushroom cloud layin’ motherfucker, motherfucker. Every time my fingers touch brain, I’m "Superfly TNT". I’m "The Guns of the Navarone". In fact, what the fuck am I doing in the back? You the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We’re fucking switching. I’m washing the windows, and you picking up this nigga's skull.

Pulp Fiction  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jules:
Man, I just been sitting here thinking.

Vincent:
About what?

Jules:
About the miracle we just witnessed.

Vincent:
The miracle you witnessed. I witnessed a freak occurrence.

Jules:
What is a miracle, Vincent?

Vincent:
An act of God.

Jules:
And what's an act of God?

Vincent:
When God makes the impossible possible. But this morning, I don't think it qualifies.

Jules:
Hey, Vincent, don't you see? That shit don't matter. You're judging this shit the wrong way. I mean, it could be that God stopped the bullets, or He changed Coke to Pepsi, He found my fucking car keys. You don't judge shit like this based on merit. Now, whether or not what we experienced was an "according to Hoyle" miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved.

Vincent:
But why?

Jules:
Well, that's what's fucking with me. I don't know why, but I can't go back to sleep.

Vincent:
You serious? You're really thinking about quitting?

Jules:
The life?

Vincent:
Yeah.

Jules:
Most definitely.

Vincent:
Oh, fuck. What'cha gonna do, then?

Jules:
Well, that's what I've been sitting here contemplating. First, I'm going to deliver this case to Marsellus, then, basically, I'm just going to walk the Earth.

Vincent:
What'cha mean, "walk the Earth"?

Jules:
You know, like Caine in Kung Fu: walk from place to place, meet people, get into adventures.

Vincent:
And how long do you intend to walk the Earth?

Jules:
Until God puts me where He wants me to be.

Vincent:
And what if He don't do that?

Jules:
If it takes forever, then I'll walk forever.

Vincent:
So you decided to be a bum?

Jules:
I'll just be Jules, Vincent; no more, no less.

Vincent:
No, Jules. You've decided to be a bum. Just like those pieces of shit out there who beg for change, sleep in garbage bins and eat what I throw away. They got a name for that, Jules: it's called "a bum". And without a job, a residence or legal tender, that's exactly what you're going to be: a fucking bum.

Jules:
Look, my friend, this is just where you and I differ.

Vincent:
Jules, look, what happened this morning, I agree, it was peculiar. But water into wine, I...

Jules:
All shapes and sizes, Vincent.

Vincent:
Don't fucking talk to me like that, man.

Jules:
If my answers frighten you, then you should cease asking scary questions.

Vincent:
[pauses, looking annoyed] I'm gonna take a shit. Let me ask you something, when did you make this decision? When you were sitting there eating that muffin?

Jules:
Yeah, I was sitting here, eating my muffin and drinking my coffee and replaying the incident in my head, when I had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity.

Vincent:
Fuck. To be continued.

Pulp Fiction  Movie Quote

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[Jules has a gun on Ringo; Yolanda points a gun at Jules, yelling hysterically]

Yolanda:
Don't you hurt him!

Jules:
Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're all gonna be three little Fonzies here, and what's Fonzie like?

[Yolanda stares at him, confused]

Jules:
Come on, Yolanda! What's Fonzie like?!

Yolanda:
Cool?

Jules:
What?

Yolanda:
Cool.

Jules:
Correct-a-mundo! And that's what we're gonna be - we're gonna be cool.

Pulp Fiction  Movie Quote

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Micky Duka:
Stay away from me, Castle! I got friends, you know.

Frank Castle:
Let's talk about your friends.

Micky Duka:
Make your own friends, buddy. I'm not saying nothin'. I talk to you, they'll kill me.

Frank Castle:
If you don't help me, I'll kill you now, Mick.

Micky Duka:
The Saints tell me nothing!

Frank Castle:
Nothing? They pay your rent... your legal bills. You should know something.

(Frank lights up a blow torch in front of Micky)

Micky Duka:
What's the torch for?

Frank Castle:
Two thousand degrees, Mick. Enough to turn steel into butter. It won't hurt at first. It's, uh, too hot, you see? The flame sears the nerve endings shut, killing them. Then you'll go into shock... and all you'll feel is... cold. Isn't science fun, Micky?

Micky Duka:
I-I don't know shit!

Frank Castle:
You'll smell burning meat, and then...then, it'll hurt.

Micky Duka:
I SWEAR, I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!!!

[Frank goes behind the tied-up Mickey and uses the blow-torch on a steak and rubs Micky's back with a popsicle, and Micky flips out, thinking he's torching his back]

Frank Castle:
Smell that, Mick? I'm burning off some of your fat.

Micky Duka:
I'LL TELL YOU ANYTHING! Anything, anything you wanna know.

Frank Castle:
That's a good boy.

Micky Duka:
Okay, any involvement in Howard Saint's business involves two Cubans: the Toro brothers. They control all the prostitution and gambling, up and down the gulf coast. Tons of cash. They give their dirty money to Howard Saint, who transports it in cigarette boats to his banks in Grand Haven; washes it, and wires it back clean as a whistle.

[Frank jabs him in the back]

Micky Duka:
FU--! FOR THE LOVE OF GO-! [Castle sticks a popsicle in his mouth and lowers him]

Micky Duka:
You are not a nice person. So, what's up, you gonna string up Howard Saint and blowtorch him?

Frank Castle:
I like that idea. But I have something better. And guess what? You're gonna help me. Unless you wanna stay Howard Saint's lackey for the rest of your life.

Micky Duka:
I hate the Saints. All of them.

Frank Castle:
Tell me about them. What do they do; where, when.

Micky Duka:
Howard Saint's a man of strict habits. He has first tee time five days a week at Tampa Springs. Never fails. He likes money, he likes power. But the thing this guy covets most, the wife, Livia. What happened to your family, Howard did that for her. She's just like him, and she's just as predictable. Every Thursday, she works out, gets her nails done and goes to the movies. Howard knows every move this broad makes. Any man who looks at her wrong, he ends up in Tampa Bay. Let's not forget Johnny boy, the son you didn't kill. What a putz. Last, but not least, Quentin Glass. Been with Howard 20 years-- the family consigliere, lawyer, CPA and a sadist. Who knows what's going on with this guy.

The Punisher  Movie Quote

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Jigsaw:
[Towards Loony Bin Jim's cruel asylum orderly as they break Loony Bin Jim out.] I'll take care of this guy.

Loony Bin Jim:
Oh no, brother. Fatso's mine!

Jigsaw:
Of course.

[Loony Bin Jim slowly walks towards the orderly as the orderly stares in fear.]

Loony Bin Jim:
I'm gonna get my applesauce back. Did you know...kindeys and applesauce are a delicacy in Sweden? Did you know that? Yes. Yummy yummy yummy in my tummy tummy tummy.

[Loony Bin Jim pins the orderley to the ground behind a desk as we hear tearing and gushing sounds with Loony Bin Jim growling insane and the orderly groans in pain]

Pittsy:
[holds a bottle of pills] What do you say, boss? Stuff might come in handy.

Jigsaw:
What for?

Pittsy:
Well, uh... in case he starts, you know, not feeling so good.

[Loony Bin Jim tears the man's kidney out and starts eating it]

Jigsaw:
He's doing just great.

Punisher: War Zone  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Agent Budiansky:
Which drawer?

Martin Soap:
What?

Agent Budiasnky:
The alleged punisher murders.

Martin Soap:
All of them.

[Budiansky looks around the room, seeing that the room is filled with different file cabinets]

Punisher: War Zone  Movie Quote

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Jigsaw:
[After he and his goons break into the Donatelli home] Evening, Mrs. Donatelli. Or, will you be calling yourself "Miss" from now on?

Angela Donatelli:
What do you want from us?

Jigsaw:
I'm looking for my money, which your rat of a husband stole from me!

Angela Donatelli:
But we don't have it, I swear to god!

Jigsaw:
[To Grace] How about you, sweet-cheeks? Would you also like to swear on an imaginary friend?

Punisher: War Zone  Movie Quote

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Chris Gardner:
I am not what happened to me. I am what I choose to become.

The Pursuit of Happyness  Movie Quote

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V:
I can assure you, I mean you no harm.

Evey:
Who are you?

V:
Who? Who is but the form, following the function of what, and what I am is a man in a mask.

Evey:
Well, I can see that.

V:
Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.

Evey:
Oh, right.

V:
But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.

V:
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valourous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! (carves V in sign with sword) The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.(Laughs wheezily) Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.

Evey:
Are you like a crazy person?

V:
I am quite sure they will say so. But to whom may I ask am I speaking?

Evey:
I'm Evey.

V:
Evey? E-V — of course you are.

Evey:
What do you mean by that?

V:
It means I, like God, do not play with dice, and do not believe in coincidence. Are you hurt?

V for Vendetta  Movie Quote

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[When Olbricht and Stauffenberg arrive at Fromm's office, Field Marshal Wilhelm Keitel is inside; the two are engaged in a shouting match, arguing furiously.]

Field Marshal Wilhelm Keitel:
I have better things to do with my time than to come down here and clean up your mess! If you were enough of a man to run this department, I wouldn't have to do it myself! You're an old woman, Fromm! I'd send you to the front if I didn't think you'd surrender, just to be Montgomery's whore! [storms out as Fromm's secretary brings Stauffenberg and Olbricht in.]

General Friedrich Fromm:
What is it you want?

General Friedrich Olbricht:
I wanted to introduce our new man, Colonel Stauffenberg.

Fromm:
Ah! From Africa. Well, I'd offer you my hand, but I might not get it back.

Col. Claus von Stauffenberg:
I'd say the General's lost more important things this morning.

Fromm:
[breaks out in laughter] It's about time they put somebody with balls into this office, [laughs] Please sit down, Colonel. And Olbricht, if you must. [Stauffenberg and Olbricht sit at Fromm's desk] They tell me you're critical of the war, Colonel, not that you don't seem to have good reason.

Stauffenberg:
I am critical of indecision, General.

Fromm:
In the field?

Stauffenberg:
In Berlin.

Fromm:
So, that's why you're here, I take it. To make decisions...

Stauffenberg:
I've already made my decision. I'm here to help others make theirs.

Fromm:
They say when there's no clear option, the best thing is to do nothing.

Stauffenberg:
We're at war. We must act. Sometimes rashly.

Fromm:
And what rash action did you have in mind, Colonel?

Stauffenberg:
That would be a decision for the supreme military commander, sir.

Fromm:
A supreme commander. Second only to the Chancellor. If I were that man, this war would be going quite differently.

Olbricht:
Well, we were thinking the same thing. [pause]

General Friedrich Fromm:
I don't need to remind you that we have all sworn an oath to the Fuhrer. [Carefully disables a listening device in his telephone] Having said that, I'm going to forget this conversation ever took place, in the strict understanding that such talk never occurs again under this roof. Is that clear?!

Col. Claus von Stauffenberg:
Yes, sir.

General Friedrich Olbricht:
Yes, sir.

General Friedrich Fromm:
Now you can tell your friends, Colonel, that I always come down on the right side, and as long as the Fuehrer is alive, you know what side that is.

Valkyrie  Movie Quote

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[Fromm has learned that Stauffenberg and Olbricht tried to control the reserve army.]

General Friedrich Fromm:
How dare you put the Reserve Army on standby without my knowledge! It damn near cost me my commission! And what in God's name made you think you even had the authority?!

General Friedrich Olbricht:
It was only a drill. An exer-

General Friedrich Fromm:
Oh, don't lie, Olbricht! Not to me. We both know it wasn't a drill.

Col. Claus von Stauffenberg:
General, if I may...

General Friedrich Fromm:
No you may not, Colonel. You may not do anything. Because not only have you proven to me you can't deliver, you've painted a target on my back. If I so much as sense you trying to move the Reserve Army again, I will personally have you both arrested. Do I make myself abundantly clear?

General Friedrich Olbricht:
Yes, sir.

Col. Claus von Stauffenberg:
Yes, sir.

General Friedrich Fromm:
[Holds up hand] Heil Hitler!

General Friedrich Olbricht:
Heil Hitler. [Stauffenberg and Olbricht start to leave.]

General Friedrich Fromm:
I'll hear you say it, Colonel!

[Stauffenberg stops in his tracks and turns around to face Fromm.]

Col. Claus von Stauffenberg:
[Holds up his arm without his hand] Heil Hitler!

Valkyrie  Movie Quote

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[Major Otto Remer and a force of Reserve Army soldiers have arrived at Joseph Goebbels' offices and started arresting Nazi Party and SS officials. Remer and a few of his men confront Goebbels while he is on the telephone.]

Major Otto Remer:
Minister Goebbels?

Joseph Goebbels:
What can I do for you, Major?

Major Otto Remer:
My battalion has orders to blockade the government quarter and place you under arrest.

Joseph Goebbels:
Are you a dedicated National Socialist, Major?

Major Otto Remer:
Yes, sir.

[Goebbels wordlessly holds out the telephone. Remer hesitates, then approaches and takes the phone.]

Major Otto Remer:
Major Remer here. Hello?

Adolf Hitler:
Do you recognize my voice?

Major Otto Remer:
Yes. Yes, mein Fuehrer.

Adolf Hitler:
Then listen to every word I say.

[Cut to Major Remer going back outside the building and ordering the release of the arrested officials.]

Second Lieutenant Hagen:
[confused] But sir, these men are part of a coup.

Major Otto Remer:
I've just been on the phone with Hitler himself. We are the coup, you idiot! We've been duped!

Valkyrie  Movie Quote

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[General Friedrich Fromm walks into a room where the plotters are lined up and surrounded by guards]

General Friedrich Fromm:
If you have any last messages to your wives and children, I will hear them now. [Silence] Very well. A court martial convened by me in the Fuhrer's absence will pronounce sentence. Beck, you're under arrest. Colonel Mertz von Quirnheim, General Olbricht, Lieutenant Haeften, and the Colonel whose name I will not mention, are condemned to death.

Major Otto Remer:
General, my orders are to take these men alive.

General Friedrich Fromm:
Noted, Major.

Ludwig Beck:
I'd like a pistol please. [General Fromm looks at him suspiciously] For personal reasons.

General Friedrich Fromm:
[Takes pistol to a nearby table] Get on with it.

Major Otto Remer:
With all respect sir-

General Friedrich Fromm:
That will be all, Major!

General Friedrich Olbricht:
Killing us won't hide your involvement.

General Friedrich Fromm:
My involvement? I don't know what you're talking about.

Lieutenant Werner Von Haeften:
You knew and did nothing. You're as guilty as any of us.

General Friedrich Fromm:
[Scoffing] Spare me, Lieutenant.

Col. Claus Von Stauffenberg:
No one will be spared.

Valkyrie  Movie Quote

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Randy:
Hello.

Julie Richman:
Hello.

Randy:
Having a good time?

Julie:
I'm trying.

Randy:
That's good.

Julie:
What are you doing here?

Randy:
Well, it's a party.

Julie:
Yeah, I know it's a party, but who invited you?

Randy:
Oh, you have to be invited. That explains it.

Julie:
What?

Randy:
Why everyone is dressed so weird. You see, if I had been invited, I would have known it was a costume party.

Julie:
Right.

Randy:
I saw you once before, you know.

Julie:
Where?

Randy:
At the beach.

Julie:
That was you?

Valley Girl  Movie Quote

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Julie Richman:
Yeah, but Tommy can be such a dork, ya know? Like he's got the bod, but his brains are bad news.

Suzi Brent:
But he is bitchin'. You really are so lucky, Julie.

Julie Richman:
I know, but we've been going together so long now. Like I'm beginning to think I'm a piece of furniture or something, like an old chair!

Loryn:
Oh, bad news!

Julie Richman:
[glancing at Brad] I definitely need something new.

Valley Girl  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Randy:
[shouting over the noise just as the music ends] So, when can I see you again?

Julie Richman:
[embarassed] Gee, Randy... why don't you wait until the end of the evening to say these things?

Randy:
It's how I feel. It's what I want.

Julie Richman:
I'm here with you now.

Valley Girl  Movie Quote

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Julie Richman:
[arguing about staying out all night] Why can't you just punish me like Stacey's parents?

Sarah Richman:
Bad karma, dear!

Valley Girl  Movie Quote

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[Becca accidentally maces Buffy the Vampire Slayer]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
I was trying to help you, bitch!

Edward Sullen:
Hearing you breathe is the greatest gift I've ever received.

[Becca farts in Edward's face]

Vampires Suck  Movie Quote

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(After knocking Jack's head off which smashes into the back of Frank's back window.)

Frank:
Kardashians.

Vampires Suck  Movie Quote

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(Seeing that the sun is not out anymore)

Becca:
Edward it's not sunny anymore it's twilight. (Moon shifts into a New Moon)

Darren:
Hey, New Moon. (Shifts to Eclipse)

Daro:
Augh! Eclipse.

Vampires Suck  Movie Quote

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Dr. Frankenstein:
[after bringing his monster to life] It's alive...it's alive! IT'S ALIVE! [Hearing shouting outside, Frankenstein runs to a window to see an angry mob trying to break into his castle. Backing away from the window, he turns around and comes face to face with Dracula, jumping in shock]

Dracula:
Success!

Dr. Frankenstein:
[catching himself] Oh Count, it's just you.

Dracula:
I was beginning to lose faith, Victor. [regards the mob outside] A pity your moment of triumph is being spoiled over a little thing like grave-robbery.

Dr. Frankenstein:
Yes, I must, I must escape this place!

Dracula:
Where are you going to run, Victor? Your...peculiar experiments have made you unwelcome in most of the civilised world!

Dr. Frankenstein:
[packing items in a chest] I'll take him away, far away, where no one will ever find him!

Dracula:
[pacing atop the fireplace] No, no, Victor; the time has come for me to take command of him.

Dr. Frankenstein:
[confused] What are you saying? [Dracula suddenly teleports from his position to stand in front of Frankenstein, slamming down the lid of the chest. Frankenstein is caught off-guard by the count's impossible speed]

Dracula:
[angrily] WHY DO YOU THINK I BROUGHT YOU HERE?! GAVE YOU THIS CASTLE?! EQUIPPED YOUR LABORATORY?!

Dr. Frankenstein:
[quailing from and hurt by the Count's anger] You said...you said you believed in my work!

Dracula:
[calming down, adopting a conciliatory smile] And I do. But now that it is, as you yourself have said, "A triumph of science over GOD...!" [The lab machinery sparks and explodes violently at Dracula's angry roar] It must now serve my purpose!

Dr. Frankenstein:
[wary] What purpose?

[...]

Dr. Frankenstein:
[after hearing Dracula's plan] Good God! I would kill myself before helping in such a task.

Dracula:
Feel free. I don't actually need you anymore, Victor. [looking at the Monster] I just need him... he is the key.

Dr. Frankenstein:
I could never allow him to be used for such evil!

Dracula:
I could. In fact, my brides are insisting upon it. [begins to approach Frankenstein, cornering him]

Dr. Frankenstein:
Igor! Help me!

Igor:
You have been so kind to me, Doctor. Caring. Thoughtful. [points at Dracula, smiling] But he pays me.

Dr. Frankenstein:
[pulls a sword from the wall, aiming it at Dracula] Stay back!

Dracula:
You can't kill me, Victor. [impales himself on the sword, to Frankenstein's horror] I'm already dead.

Van Helsing  Movie Quote

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Mr. Hyde:
You're a big one. You'll be hard to digest.

Van Helsing:
I'd hate to be such a nuisance. I missed you in London.

Mr. Hyde:
[chuckles] No, you bloody did not! [shows a hole in his arm] You got me good.

Van Helsing:
Dr Jekyll, you are wanted by the Knights of the Holy Order...

Mr. Hyde:
It's Mr Hyde now!

Van Helsing:
...for the murder of twelve men, six women--

Mr. Hyde:
[bored] ... four children, three goats, and a rather nasty massacre of poultry. So, you're the great Van Helsing.

Van Helsing:
And you're a deranged psychopath.

Mr. Hyde:
We all have our little problems. [eats his cigar]

Van Helsing:
My superiors would like for me to take you alive, so that they may extricate your better half.

Mr. Hyde:
I bet they bloody would.

Van Helsing:
Personally, I'd rather just kill you and call it a day. But let's make it your decision, shall we?

Mr. Hyde:
Mmm, do let's! [knocks Van Helsing across the room]

Van Helsing  Movie Quote

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Van Helsing:
Bless me, father, for I have...

Cardinal Jinette:
...sinned, yes, I know. You are very good at that. [Van Helsing winces] You shattered the Rose Window.

Van Helsing:
Well, not to split hairs, sir, but it was Mr Hyde who did the shattering.

Cardinal Jinette:
13th century! Over 600 years old! I wish you a week in hell for that.

Van Helsing:
It would be a nice reprieve.

Cardinal Jinette:
Don't get me wrong, your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters! We are not pleased!

Van Helsing:
Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?

Cardinal Jinette:
Because we do not exist.

Van Helsing:
Well then nether do I. [stands to leave]

[Cardinal presses a switch and a portcullis lowers, trapping Van Helsing in the confessional]

Cardinal Jinette:
When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.

Van Helsing:
Why can't He do it Himself?

Cardinal Jinette:
Don't blaspheme! You already lost your memory as a punishment for past sins. If you wish to recover it, I suggest you continue to heed the call. Without us, the world would be in darkness. Governments and empires come and go, but we have kept mankind safe since time immemorial. We are the last defense against evil, an evil that the rest of mankind has no idea even exists.

Van Helsing:
To you, these monsters are just evil beings to be vanquished. I'm the one standing there when they die and become the men they once were!

Cardinal Jinette:
For you, my good son, this is all a test of faith. And now, we need you to go to the East. To the far side of Romania, a accursed land terrorized by all sorts of nightmarish creatures, lorded over by a certain Count Dracula. [shows a picture of Dracula]

Van Helsing:
Dracula?

Cardinal Jinette:
Yes. You've never faced one like this before. [shows an image of a man in knight's armour] Our story begins 450 years ago, when a Transylvanian knight named Valerious the Elder promised God that his family would never rest nor enter Heaven... until they vanquished Dracula from their land. They have not succeeded, and they are running out of family. [shows another image] His descendant, Boris Valerious, King of the Gypsies. He disappeared almost 12 months ago. [shows another two images of a young man and woman] His only son, Prince Velkan, and his daughter, Princess Anna... If the two of them are killed before Dracula is vanquished, nine generations of their family will never enter the gates of St. Peter. For more than four centuries, this family has defended our left flank. They gave their lives. We cannot let them slip into Purgatory.

Van Helsing:
So you're sending me into Hell.

Cardinal Jinette:
In a manner. [a monk gives him a script] Valerious the Elder left this here 400 years ago, we don't know its purpose. But he would not have left it lightly. The Latin inscripton translates as: "In the name of God, open this door". There's a insignia.

[Van Helsing looks at his ring, which has the same symbol as the script]

Cardinal Jinette:
Yes, it matches your ring. I think that in Transylvania you may find the answer you seek.

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