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Mike:
If a dam breaks somewhere, the Mayor calls, I don't want you telling her Roark went fishing.

Emmit:
Look, see, the mayor's in Aspen, okay? We don't pull her off of the slopes for only a 4.9. Besides, I'd cover for you.

Mike:
I'm sure you would. You look very comfortable sitting behind my desk talking on my telephone.

Emmit:
Yeah, it's kinda like I belong there or something.

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Amy:
God, this is so stupid. The city's finally paying for its arrogance.

Mike:
Which particular arrogance is that?

Amy:
Building a subway under land that's seismically active.

Mike:
Yeah, it was a foolish man that built his house upon the sand.

Amy:
Matthew 7:26. Favorite among geologists.

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Woman:
Emmit, FAA’s on the line. They want an update.

Emmit:
Where are we with the airports?

Marty:
We shut down all outgoing. Everything incoming is being re-routed to Ontario.

Emmit:
No, no, no, no. Marty, no... Look at that screen! That cloud is blowing due east. We gotta send everything to San Diego.

Man:
Emmit, they got two gas lines burning on Fairfax. They can't get any hydrant pressure.

Emmit:
Swimming pools.

Man:
What about them?

Emmit:
Pump out all the swimming pools. That's a thousand gallons a pop. That's all the water we need.

Man:
Emmit, we just got a call from La Brea. There's total gridlock from Pico to Sunset.

Emmit:
Didn't we send over all those damn traffic cops?

Man:
That's who's calling; they're stuck at Olympic. Cars keep stalling out because of all the ash. It's clogging up the air filters.

Emmit:
Chevettes, right?

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Amy:
[calling Roark on his phone] How fast can you get to the corner of Wilshire and Western, we got a problem.

Mike:
No, no. Not anymore. We have got it stopped.

Amy:
The volume of ash coming down is way too high to think that we're out of danger.

Mike:
So, well how come it stopped?

Amy:
Well, maybe it didn't, maybe it just went someplace else.

Mike:
So, how do you know it didn't stop?

Amy:
You know, I don't. But when Mount Saint Helens blew, the force was 27,000 times greater then that of the Hiroshima bomb. Do you think that vent released anywhere near that much energy yet?

Mike:
No.

Amy:
Well, lets just assume that we haven't seen the real bulk of the magma yet, okay? Trust me, get down here. [hangs up the phone] Shit.

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Mike Roark:
The West Side, there's a million people!

Amy Barnes:
There will be a million dead or homeless people if we don't evacuate! This is going to destroy everything it touches!

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George Newman:
Hey, Kuni!

Kuni:
Hiya, George!

George Newman:
Beginner's class today, huh?

Kuni:
Yeah! They're so stupid! [A karate student is thrown out the window, it smashes and he falls to the pavement] STUPID!!!

UHF  Movie Quote

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R.J. Fletcher:
You idiot! Can't you do anything I tell you to do?! Does this look like a Number 2 pencil?!

Richard Fletcher:
No... but... I just thought --

R.J. Fletcher:
You thought?! I don't [snaps pencil in two] pay you to think!

Richard Fletcher:
But, Dad...

R.J. Fletcher:
SHUT UP!

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R.J. Fletcher:
Do you see anything missing from this desk?

Stanley Spadowski :
[Snapping his finger and pointing] That stapler?

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George Newman:
Did you have a good time in there, Stanley?

Stanley Spadowski:
Yeah yeah. That was FUN.

George Newman:
Great! How would you like to do that every day?

Stanley Spadowski:
Yeah! That would be neat - WAIT A minute! Do I...still get to be the janitor?

George Newman:
[Incredulously] Sure.

Stanley Spadowski:
It's a DEAL!

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Announcer:
The world watched in amazement as he unlocked the secrets of Al Capone's glove compartment!

George:
Ah-ha! ROAD MAPS!!

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One of Fletcher's thugs:
[Motioning towards George] Who is this guy?

George Newman:
[As Stallone's Rambo] I'm your worst nightmare!

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R.J. Fletcher:
You are a worthless human being, Mr., um...

Stanley Spadowski:
Spadowski, sir. Stanley Spadowski.

R.J. Fletcher:
[chuckles] Might I call you Stanley?

Stanley Spadowski:
[chuckles] Okay...

R.J. Fletcher:
Stanley, YOU'RE FIRED!!

Stanley Spadowski:
But I-I-I didn't --

R.J. Fletcher:
GET OUT!!

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Harvey Bilchik:
[lounging in his pool, answering his phone] YYYYO! Hey, Big Louie! So, what's up?

Big Louie:
Bad news, Mr. Bilchik. None of your horses came in.

Harvey Bilchik:
Aw, gee, too bad. So, what's the damages?

Big Louie:
Seventy-five thousand dollars.

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George Newman:
Wait a minute... I think I'm missing something here.

R.J. Fletcher:
Oh? Didn't I tell you? I own this place now.

George Newman:
You what?!

R.J. Fletcher:
What's the matter, kid, you got wax in your ears?

George Newman:
But, my Uncle Harvey --

R.J. Fletcher:
Harvey Bilchik is flying in tomorrow night to close the deal!

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Blind Guy:
[Turns Rubik's Cube] Is this it?

Bum:
Nope!

Blind Guy:
[Turns Rubik's Cube Again] Is this it?

Bum:
Nope!

UHF  Movie Quote

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George Newman:
HEY, KIDS! WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO?

Kids:
(Boring) To Uncle Nutzy's Clubhouse!

George Newman:
THAT'S RIGHT! I'M YOUR UNCLE NUTZY! AND BOY, OH BOY. WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SOME BIG FUN TONIGHT! Oh look and what in our kiddy corner. (To Billy) what's your name?

Billy:
Uh, Billy.

George Newman:
Billy what?

[Billy spits George Newman]

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Kuni:
Today, One of these lucky contestant wins his or her weight of fish. Right here on......

Audience:
WHEEL! OF! FISH!

Kuni:
Okay, Let's play the game! We start with yesterday's winner, Mrs. Phyllis Weaver.

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Kuni:
Ahhh, a red snapper. Mmmmm, very tasty. Okay, Weaver, listen carefully. You can keep your red snapper...[Hiro-San emerges, carrying a table with a box]...or you can go for what's in the box that Hiro-San is bringing down the aisle right now!!! What's it gonna be? [Phyllis Weaver decides between the Red Snapper and the box. The audience points to the box]

Phyllis Weaver:
I'll take the box. The box! [the audience applauds]

Kuni:
You took the box! Let's see what's in the box! [Hiro-san opens the box, and the audience gasps: the box is completely empty!] Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You so STU-PIIIIIIIIIIID!

UHF  Movie Quote

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Timid Man:
Can you tell me where I can find a book on astronomy?

UHF  Movie Quote

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Conan the Librarian:
[imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger] Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System?!

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Lou Fox:
  Nice, Sunny, very nice.  Thank you very much for showing up.

Sunny Davis:
  Oh, geeze, am I late?

Lou:
  How come you were running like that if you didn't know you were late?

Sunny:
  Exercise!

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Sunny:
  Well, you sure don't look like one.

Michael Ransome:
  Like one what?

Sunny:
  A middle-aged desk clerk.

Ransome:
  No, no; that's Middle East desk chief.

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Hilley:
  I think she's running for office.

Hassler:
  Come on.  Can you be that dumb and run for office?

[pause; Hilley looks at Hassler; Hassler looks at Hilley]

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reporter:
  Did you vote for the president?

Sunny:
  Well, actually, I never voted.

reporters:
  Never?

Sunny:
  Right, never.

reporter:
  Well, do you consider yourself to be a Republican or a Democrat?

Sunny:
  Look, I consider myself to be just an American.

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