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[Becca accidentally maces Buffy the Vampire Slayer]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
I was trying to help you, bitch!

Edward Sullen:
Hearing you breathe is the greatest gift I've ever received.

[Becca farts in Edward's face]

Vampires Suck  Movie Quote

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(After knocking Jack's head off which smashes into the back of Frank's back window.)

Frank:
Kardashians.

Vampires Suck  Movie Quote

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(Seeing that the sun is not out anymore)

Becca:
Edward it's not sunny anymore it's twilight. (Moon shifts into a New Moon)

Darren:
Hey, New Moon. (Shifts to Eclipse)

Daro:
Augh! Eclipse.

Vampires Suck  Movie Quote

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Dr. Frankenstein:
[after bringing his monster to life] It's alive...it's alive! IT'S ALIVE! [Hearing shouting outside, Frankenstein runs to a window to see an angry mob trying to break into his castle. Backing away from the window, he turns around and comes face to face with Dracula, jumping in shock]

Dracula:
Success!

Dr. Frankenstein:
[catching himself] Oh Count, it's just you.

Dracula:
I was beginning to lose faith, Victor. [regards the mob outside] A pity your moment of triumph is being spoiled over a little thing like grave-robbery.

Dr. Frankenstein:
Yes, I must, I must escape this place!

Dracula:
Where are you going to run, Victor? Your...peculiar experiments have made you unwelcome in most of the civilised world!

Dr. Frankenstein:
[packing items in a chest] I'll take him away, far away, where no one will ever find him!

Dracula:
[pacing atop the fireplace] No, no, Victor; the time has come for me to take command of him.

Dr. Frankenstein:
[confused] What are you saying? [Dracula suddenly teleports from his position to stand in front of Frankenstein, slamming down the lid of the chest. Frankenstein is caught off-guard by the count's impossible speed]

Dracula:
[angrily] WHY DO YOU THINK I BROUGHT YOU HERE?! GAVE YOU THIS CASTLE?! EQUIPPED YOUR LABORATORY?!

Dr. Frankenstein:
[quailing from and hurt by the Count's anger] You said...you said you believed in my work!

Dracula:
[calming down, adopting a conciliatory smile] And I do. But now that it is, as you yourself have said, "A triumph of science over GOD...!" [The lab machinery sparks and explodes violently at Dracula's angry roar] It must now serve my purpose!

Dr. Frankenstein:
[wary] What purpose?

[...]

Dr. Frankenstein:
[after hearing Dracula's plan] Good God! I would kill myself before helping in such a task.

Dracula:
Feel free. I don't actually need you anymore, Victor. [looking at the Monster] I just need him... he is the key.

Dr. Frankenstein:
I could never allow him to be used for such evil!

Dracula:
I could. In fact, my brides are insisting upon it. [begins to approach Frankenstein, cornering him]

Dr. Frankenstein:
Igor! Help me!

Igor:
You have been so kind to me, Doctor. Caring. Thoughtful. [points at Dracula, smiling] But he pays me.

Dr. Frankenstein:
[pulls a sword from the wall, aiming it at Dracula] Stay back!

Dracula:
You can't kill me, Victor. [impales himself on the sword, to Frankenstein's horror] I'm already dead.

Van Helsing  Movie Quote

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Mr. Hyde:
You're a big one. You'll be hard to digest.

Van Helsing:
I'd hate to be such a nuisance. I missed you in London.

Mr. Hyde:
[chuckles] No, you bloody did not! [shows a hole in his arm] You got me good.

Van Helsing:
Dr Jekyll, you are wanted by the Knights of the Holy Order...

Mr. Hyde:
It's Mr Hyde now!

Van Helsing:
...for the murder of twelve men, six women--

Mr. Hyde:
[bored] ... four children, three goats, and a rather nasty massacre of poultry. So, you're the great Van Helsing.

Van Helsing:
And you're a deranged psychopath.

Mr. Hyde:
We all have our little problems. [eats his cigar]

Van Helsing:
My superiors would like for me to take you alive, so that they may extricate your better half.

Mr. Hyde:
I bet they bloody would.

Van Helsing:
Personally, I'd rather just kill you and call it a day. But let's make it your decision, shall we?

Mr. Hyde:
Mmm, do let's! [knocks Van Helsing across the room]

Van Helsing  Movie Quote

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Van Helsing:
Bless me, father, for I have...

Cardinal Jinette:
...sinned, yes, I know. You are very good at that. [Van Helsing winces] You shattered the Rose Window.

Van Helsing:
Well, not to split hairs, sir, but it was Mr Hyde who did the shattering.

Cardinal Jinette:
13th century! Over 600 years old! I wish you a week in hell for that.

Van Helsing:
It would be a nice reprieve.

Cardinal Jinette:
Don't get me wrong, your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters! We are not pleased!

Van Helsing:
Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?

Cardinal Jinette:
Because we do not exist.

Van Helsing:
Well then nether do I. [stands to leave]

[Cardinal presses a switch and a portcullis lowers, trapping Van Helsing in the confessional]

Cardinal Jinette:
When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.

Van Helsing:
Why can't He do it Himself?

Cardinal Jinette:
Don't blaspheme! You already lost your memory as a punishment for past sins. If you wish to recover it, I suggest you continue to heed the call. Without us, the world would be in darkness. Governments and empires come and go, but we have kept mankind safe since time immemorial. We are the last defense against evil, an evil that the rest of mankind has no idea even exists.

Van Helsing:
To you, these monsters are just evil beings to be vanquished. I'm the one standing there when they die and become the men they once were!

Cardinal Jinette:
For you, my good son, this is all a test of faith. And now, we need you to go to the East. To the far side of Romania, a accursed land terrorized by all sorts of nightmarish creatures, lorded over by a certain Count Dracula. [shows a picture of Dracula]

Van Helsing:
Dracula?

Cardinal Jinette:
Yes. You've never faced one like this before. [shows an image of a man in knight's armour] Our story begins 450 years ago, when a Transylvanian knight named Valerious the Elder promised God that his family would never rest nor enter Heaven... until they vanquished Dracula from their land. They have not succeeded, and they are running out of family. [shows another image] His descendant, Boris Valerious, King of the Gypsies. He disappeared almost 12 months ago. [shows another two images of a young man and woman] His only son, Prince Velkan, and his daughter, Princess Anna... If the two of them are killed before Dracula is vanquished, nine generations of their family will never enter the gates of St. Peter. For more than four centuries, this family has defended our left flank. They gave their lives. We cannot let them slip into Purgatory.

Van Helsing:
So you're sending me into Hell.

Cardinal Jinette:
In a manner. [a monk gives him a script] Valerious the Elder left this here 400 years ago, we don't know its purpose. But he would not have left it lightly. The Latin inscripton translates as: "In the name of God, open this door". There's a insignia.

[Van Helsing looks at his ring, which has the same symbol as the script]

Cardinal Jinette:
Yes, it matches your ring. I think that in Transylvania you may find the answer you seek.

Van Helsing  Movie Quote

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Carl:
Well, did you bring Mr. Hyde back or did you kill him? [sees that Van Helsing is alone] You killed him, didn't you? That's why they get so annoyed! When they ask you to bring someone back, they don't mean as a corpse.

Van Helsing  Movie Quote

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Carl:
Well, you're in a mood! Not to worry, got just the thing to put the bit back in your teeth. [Van Helsing stops to look at a rack of swords.] Oh, any idiot can make a sword!

Blacksmith Monk:
Hey! [holding glowing sword tip at Carl's face]

Carl:
S-S-Sorry, Father...

Van Helsing:
[shaking his head] Come along, Carl.

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Carl:
You've never gone after vampires before, have you?

Van Helsing:
Vampires, gargoyles, warlocks, they're all the same! Best when cooked well.

Carl:
No, no, no, they're not all the same. A vampire is nothing like a warlock. My granny could kill a warlock.

Van Helsing:
[chuckles] Carl, you've never even been out of the abbey; how do you know about vampires?

Carl:
I read. [Van Helsing shrugs] Now, here's something new. Glyerin-48. [flicks a drop of nitroglycerin, blowing up some crates and startling the other monks.] Sorry! Sorry!

Monk:
WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALLAH IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Carl:
[to Van Helsing, quietly] The air around here is thick with envy.

[Carl shows Van Helsing his new invention, a gas-powered crossbow]

Carl:
Ah, now here's my latest invention; gas-propelled, capable of catapulting arrows in rapid succession at tremendous velocity. Just pull the trigger and hold on. I've heard the stories coming out of Transylvania; trust me, you'll need this. A work of certifiable genius.

Van Helsing:
If you don't say so yourself.

Carl But I do say so myself. I'm a veritable cornucopia of talent!

Van Helsing:
[picking up a flask on Carl's workbench.] What's this?

Carl:
Careful with that! [Van Helsing teasingly keeps it out of reach] I've been working on that for seven years! It's compressed magma from Mt. Vesuvius mixed with alkali from the Gobi Desert. [wrests the flask from Van Helsing] One of a kind.

Van Helsing:
What's it for?

Carl:
I don't know, but I'm sure it'll come in handy.

Van Helsing:
Seven years and you don't know what it does?

Carl:
I didn't say that. I said I don't know what it's for, what it does is produce a light source equal to the intensity of the sun.

Van Helsing:
And this'll come in useful how?

Carl:
I don't know, you could blind your enemies, charbroil a herd of charging wildebeast... use your imagination!

Van Helsing:
No, I'm going to use yours. That's why you're coming with me.

Carl:
The hell be damned, I am.

Van Helsing:
Carl, you cursed. Not very well, mind you, but you're a monk. You shouldn't curse at all.

Carl:
Actually, I'm still just a friar, so I can curse all I want. Dammit!

Van Helsing:
The Cardinal has ordered you to keep me alive. [He tosses Carl a bag of weapons.] For as long as possible.

Carl:
But I'm not a field man! [Whining] Van Helsing, I don't want to go to Transylvania!!

Van Helsing  Movie Quote

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Carl:
So what do you remember?

Van Helsing:
Not now, Carl. [keeping his eyes on the villagers who are looking increasingly hostile]

Carl:
Surely you remember something.

Van Helsing:
I remember fighting the Romans at Masada.

Carl:
That was in 73 AD!

Van Helsing:
You asked.

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Carl:
What are we doing here? Why is it so important to kill this Dracula anyway?

Van Helsing:
Because he's the son of the Devil.

Carl:
I mean besides that.

Van Helsing:
Because if we kill him, anything bitten or created by him will also die.

Carl:
I mean besides that.

Undertaker:
Welcome to Transylvania!

[Van Helsing sighs and drops his bag to face the villagers, who watch him suspiciously]

Carl:
Is it always like this?

Van Helsing:
Pretty much.

Van Helsing  Movie Quote

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Dracula:
Igor, why must you torment that thing so?

Igor:
It's what I do.

Dracula:
Remember, Igor, do unto others...

Igor:
... before they do unto me!

Van Helsing  Movie Quote

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Carl:
Why does it smell like wet dog in here?

Van Helsing:
Werewolf!

Carl:
Oh! You'll be needing silver bullets, then.

[he produces a box of bullets and throws them to Van Helsing, rather deftly]

Van Helsing:
Well done!

Van Helsing  Movie Quote

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Gravedigger:
Nice night, [Van Helsing points his gun at him] this is a bit tight for me, but for you, [he circles Helsing to the coffin] it's a perfect fit. What a conicidence. I see the wolf-man hasn't killed you yet. (starts to dig out a grave]

Van Heling:
[cautiously looking around] Don't worry, he's getting to it. You don't seem to bothered by him.

Gravedigger:
Oh, I'm no threat to him. I'm just the one who cleans up after him, if you get my meaning.

Van Helsing:
A little late to be digging graves?

Gravedigger:
Never too late to dig graves. You never know when you need a fresh one!

[Gravedigger swings his shovel at Van Helsing, Van Helsing grabs it and points his pistol at the Gravediggers face]

Gravedigger:
Oh, Sorry! it's just m-my nature.

[The werewolf appears and lunges at Van Helsing, but he dodges and the werewolf runs into the Gravedigger, killing him]

Van Helsing  Movie Quote

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Van Helsing:
[chokes Anna] Why?!

Anna Valerious:
You're choking me!

Van Helsing:
Give me a reason not to.

Anna Valerious:
I can't. If people knew...

Van Helsing:
[lets go of Anna's neck] He's not your brother anymore, Anna!

Anna Valerious:
You knew?

Van Helsing:
Yes.

Anna Valerious:
Before or after I stopped you from shooting him?

Van Helsing:
Before.

Anna Valerious:
And still you tried to kill him!

Van Helsing:
He's a werewolf! He's going to kill people!

Anna Valerious:
He can't help it! It's not his fault!

Van Helsing:
I know, but he'll do it anyway!

Anna Valerious:
Do you understand forgiveness?

Van Helsing:
Yes. I ask for it often.

Anna Valerious:
They say Dracula has a cure. If there's a chance I can save my brother, I'm going after it!

Van Helsing:
No! I need to find Dracula!

Anna Valerious:
And I need to find my brother! He gave his life for me, he's the only family I have left. I despise Dracula more than you can ever imagine. He has taken everything from me, leaving me alone in this world.

Van Helsing:
To have memories of those you loved and lost... is perhaps harder than to have no memories at all. All right. We'll look for your brother.

Van Helsing  Movie Quote

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Velkan:
I would rather die than help you!

Dracula:
Oh, don't be boring. Everyone who says that dies.

Van Helsing  Movie Quote

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Village Woman:
[Carl has just saved her from one of Dracula's children] How can I ever repay you?

Carl:
[whispers something in her ear]

Village Woman:
But you can't do that! You are a monk!

Carl:
Well, actually, I'm still just a friar. [Village woman smiles]

Van Helsing  Movie Quote

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Van Helsing:
Now Carl, what ever you do, don't stare at him. [Carriage door opens to show the Monster struggle under chains]

Carl:
I'm staring at him! Is that a man?!

Van Helsing:
[Grabbing Carl and pushing him into the carriage] Several men, actually. Parts of them, anyway.

Van Helsing  Movie Quote

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Van Helsing:
All right Carl, what have you learned.

Carl:
That Count Dracula was actually the son of Valerious the Elder. The son of your ancestor.

Anna Valerious:
Everybody knows that, what else?

Carl:
All right. well according to this rubbing, it all started when Dracula was murdered.

Van Helsing:
Do you know who murdered him?

Carl:
No, it's just some vague reference to the Left Hand of God. And in 1462 when Dracula died, he made a covenant with the Devil.

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Van Helsing:
And he's given a new life.

Anna Valerious:
But the only way he could sustain that life is by drinking the blood of others.

Carl:
Uh, excuse me. Are you going to let me tell the story?

Both:
Sorry.

Carl:
And your ancestor, having sired this evil creature, went to Rome to seek forgiveness. That's when the bargain was made, he was to kill Dracula in return for eternal salvation of his entire family right down the line all the way to you.

Anna Valerious:
But he couldn't do it. As evil as Dracula was, my ancestor couldn't kill his own son.

Carl:
So he banished him to an icy fortress, sending him to a door for which there is no return.

Anna Valerious:
And then the Devil gave him wings.

Carl:
Yes.

Van Helsing:
All right. So where is this door?

Carl:
I don't know. But when your ancestor couldn't kill his son. He left clues, so that future generations might do it for him.

Anna Valerious:
That must be what my father was looking for in here. Clues to the door's location.

Van Helsing:
The door, of course. You said your father spent hours staring at this painting trying to find Dracula's lair. I think you were right, quite literally. I think this is the door, he just didn't know how to open it.

Van Helsing  Movie Quote

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Carl:
[pointing at the Latin inscription] Look, the Latin inscription. Maybe it was like that painting in the tower.

Anna Valerious:
If this were a door, my father would've open it long ago.

[Carl finds out the piece of the inscription is missing]

Carl:
I can't finish the inscription, there's a piece missing.

Van Helsing  Movie Quote

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Van Helsing:
Your father didn't have this.

Anna Valerious:
Where did you get that?

Van Helsing:
Carl, finish it.

[Carl puts the final piece and translates the inscription]

Van Helsing:
In the name of God, open this door.

Van Helsing  Movie Quote

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[David is knocked fiercely over the head with frying pan. He wakes up later. He is puzzled by the presence of Julie.]

David:
Who are you?

Julie:
I'm Sofia.

David:
You are not Sofia.

Julie:
I'm Sofia.

David:
Whatever.

Vanilla Sky  Movie Quote

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David:
: I wasn't hitting on Sofia.

Brian:
: Oh, fine. Whatever you say. I'm crazy. I'm blind.

David:
: You're not blind, you're drinking Jack Daniels, and when you drink Jack you start in with that, "Frank Sinatra, she shot me down, give me a cigarette, King of Sad" thing.

Brian:
: That I do. Give me a cigarette.

David:
: I'll find one.

Brian:
: But wait. You're rich and women love you, and I'm from Ohio and I'm drunk. Can I tell you the truth?

David:
: Everybody does.

Brian:
: I dig her. And I've never said this to you before about any girl, but she could be - could be, could be, could be - the girl of my fucking dreams.

David:
: You're not from Ohio.

Brian:
: I know. But if she fucks up our friendship, she can go to hell. I won't allow it. We are bros.

David:
: I feel the same way.

Brian:
: Sure you do.

Vanilla Sky  Movie Quote

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