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[Joletta has just met Patch]

Joletta:
Look here, Judy, another future boss.

Patch Adams:
Oh, I wouldn't look at it like that.

Joletta:
You may think I'm exaggerating, but in another five years you'll be so full of yourself you'll have to hang a cup out your ass just to catch the excess.

Patch Adams  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Arthur Mendelson:
[his attorney is expressing concern over him using his land for Patch's free medical clinic] You learn anything about proctology yet?

Patch Adams:
A little.

Arthur Mendelson:
Good. Take care of this asshole for me, will you?

Patch Adams  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mitch Roman:
I don't mean to be rude, but aren't you a little old to be starting medical school?

Patch Adams:
You know, Babe Ruth was 39 when he joined the Yankees.

Mitch Roman:
No, he wasn't!

Patch Adams:
I know. If you have a better example, please tell me. Hi. Patch Adams.

Mitch Roman:
Mitch Roman. Georgetown University. I was awarded the William F. Thompson Scientific Achievement Award.

Patch Adams:
Mmm. Emerson Elementary. I once drew a picture of a rabbit that got me two gold stars.

Patch Adams  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Patch Adams:
[Angrily entering his room to his roommate Mitch Roman] You told Walcott I cheated. I know you did it, just tell me why.

Mitch Roman:
Look, cut the crap, Hunter. I live with you, I know how much you study, or should I say "don't" study. And you do better than me? Give me a break.

Patch Adams:
You arrogant, pompous prick! Who appointed you custodian in medical profession? Is it because your father was a doctor, and his father was a doctor? Is it some sort of genetic thing?

Mitch Roman:
You're damn right.

Patch Adams:
Really?

Mitch Roman:
You know, I grew up with it. I know what it takes to look in the eyes of dying people day after day after day and then come home for dinner at night. I know what it takes. You don't have it.

Patch Adams:
Oh, really? And you do? If you don't like me, just say it.

Mitch:
I don't like you!

Patch Adams:
Why don't you like me? You're a prick, and I like you.

Mitch:
Because you make my effort a joke! I want to be a doctor! This isn't a game to me! This isn't play time! This is serious business! I have it in me to be a great doctor! But in order to do that, I have to sacrifice in order to be better.

Patch Adams:
Better? Better than me?

Mitch:
I will save lives that have otherwise not been saved. Now, I can be like you, and go around laughing and have a good time, ha-ha, but I prefer to learn. Because the more I learn, the more likely I will have the right answer the crucial moment and save a life. And you say I'm a prick? You say I'm a prick? You know, maybe I am. But you ask the average person when death comes knocking at their door, whether they'll want a prick on their side, or some kindergarten teacher who's gonna kiss their ass! Because when that day comes, I'll want the prick, and so will you.

Patch Adams:
[Leaving the room] You know, I forget how young you are, Mitch. That you think that you have to be a prick to get things done, and that you actually think that that's a new idea.

Patch Adams  Movie Quote

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Dean Walcott:
...You are not cut out to be a physician and it is my responsibility--

Patch Adams:
Responsibility? You have one responsibility: To be a dickhead. How hard can that be? All you have to do is make sure your head is a dick and it's attached to your neck.

Patch Adams  Movie Quote

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[Hunter enters Bill Davis's hospital room dressed as an angel carrying a book]

Patch Adams:
Preview of coming attractions.

Bill Davis:
[calling out] Nurse...

Patch Adams:
[reads from the book] Death. To die. To expire. To pass on. To perish. To peg out. To push up daisies. To push up posies. To become extinct. Curtains, deceased, demised, departed, and defunct. Dead as a doornail. Dead as a herring. Dead as a mutton. Dead as nits. The last breath. Paying a debt to nature. The big sleep. God's way of saying, "Slow down."

Bill Davis:
[he starts to yell at Patch but changes his mind] To check out.

Patch Adams:
To shuffle off this mortal coil.

Bill Davis:
To head for the happy hunting ground.

Patch Adams:
To blink for an exceptionally long period of time.

Bill Davis:
To find oneself without breath.

Patch Adams:
To be the incredible decaying man.

Bill Davis:
Worm buffet.

Patch Adams:
Kick the bucket.

Bill Davis:
Buy the farm.

Patch Adams Take the cab.

Bill Davis Cash in your chips.

Patch Adams And if we bury you ass up, I have got a place to park my bike.

Patch Adams  Movie Quote

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Patch Adams:
Now you have the ability to keep me from graduating. You can keep me from getting the title and the white coat. But you can't control my spirit, gentlemen. You can't keep me from learning, you can't keep me from studying. So you have a choice: you can have me as a professional colleague, passionate, or you can have me as an outspoken outsider, still adament. Either way I'll probably still be viewed as a thorn. But I promise you one thing: I am a thorn that will not go away.

Charlie:
Is that all?

Patch Adams:
I hope not, sir.

Patch Adams  Movie Quote

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Mireau:
I am responsible for the lives of 8,000 men. What is my ambition against that? What is my reputation in comparison to that? My men come first of all, George. And those men know it, too.

Broulard:
I know that they do.

Mireau:
You see, George, those men know that I would never let them down.

Broulard:
That goes without saying.

Mireau:
The life of one of those soldiers means more to me than all the stars and decorations and honors in France.

Paths of Glory  Movie Quote

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Mireau:
There is no such thing as shell shock!

Soldier:
Yes, I have a wife...I'm never going to see her again. I'm going to be killed.

[Mireau slaps the soldier]

Mireau:
Sergeant, I want you to arrange for the immediate transfer of this baby out of my regiment. I won't have any of our brave men contaminated by him.

Paths of Glory  Movie Quote

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Roget:
I thought you'd been killed.

Paris:
You didn't wait around to find out, did you Lieutenant?

Roget:
Now look here, what do you mean?

Paris:
I mean you ran like a rabbit after you killed Lejeune.

Roget:
Killed Lejeune? What are you talking about? I don't think I like your tone. You're speaking to an officer, remember that.

Paris:
Oh, well, I must be mistaken then, sir. An officer wouldn't do that. A man wouldn't do it. Only a thing would - a sneaky, booze-guzzling, yellow-bellied rat with a bottle for a brain and a streak of spit where his spine ought to be. You've got yourself into a mess, Lieutenant.

...

Roget:
Have you ever tried to bring charges against an officer? It's my word against yours, you know, and whose word do you think they're going to believe - or, let me put it another way, whose word do you think they're going to accept?

Paths of Glory  Movie Quote

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Mireau:
[ordering artillery fire on his own men] The troops are mutinying, refusing to advance!

[Rousseau refuses the order twice, before demanding to see it in writing]

Rousseau:
Supposing you're killed. Then where will I be?

Mireau:
You'll be in front of a firing squad tomorrow morning, that's where you'll be. Hand over your command and report yourself under arrest to my headquarters.

Paths of Glory  Movie Quote

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Dax:
They're not cowards, so if some of them didn't leave the trenches, it must have been because it was impossible.

Mireau:
They were ordered to attack. It was their duty to obey that order. We can't leave it up to the men to decide when an order is possible or not. If it was impossible, the only proof of that would be their dead bodies lying in the bottom of the trenches. They are scum, Colonel, the whole rotten regiment; a pack of sneaking, whining, tail-dragging curs.

Dax:
Do you really believe that, sir?

Mireau:
Yes, I do. That's exactly what I believe. And what's more, it's an incontestable fact.

Dax:
Then why not shoot the entire regiment? I'm perfectly serious...If it's an example you want, then take me...One man will do as well as a hundred. The logical choice is the officer most responsible for the attack.

Paths of Glory  Movie Quote

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Saint-Auban:
Did you urge your fellow soldiers forward?

Arnaud:
Most of them were dead or wounded before they got three steps beyond the trenches.

Paths of Glory  Movie Quote

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Dax:
Why didn't you leave the trenches?

Paris:
Major Vignon was shot, and he fell back on top of me, sir, and knocked me cold.

Dax:
And were you lying unconscious in the trenches during the entire attack?

Paris:
Yes, sir.

Judge:
Have you any witnesses to that?

Paris:
No, sir. I guess everybody was too busy to notice me. There were so many others lying dead anyway.

Judge:
But you have no witnesses?

Paris:
No, sir. I only have a rather large cut on my head, sir.

Judge:
That could have been self-inflicted later.

Paths of Glory  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Priest:
Have faith in your Creator - Death comes to us all.

Arnaud:
That's really deep! Death comes to us all. [holds up his whiskey bottle] This is my religion.

Paths of Glory  Movie Quote

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Sergeant:
There will be a lot of dignitaries, newspapermen out there. You've got a wife and family. How do you want to be remembered?...Many of us will be joining you before this war is over.

Paris:
I don't want to die.

Paths of Glory  Movie Quote

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Mireau:
I'm awfully glad you could be there, George. This sort of thing is always rather grim but this one had a kind of splendor to it, don't you think?

Broulard:
I have never seen an affair of this sort handled any better.

Mireau:
The men died wonderfully! There's always that chance that one of them will do something that will leave everyone with a bad taste. This time, you couldn't ask for better.

Paths of Glory  Movie Quote

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Dax:
Let me get this straight, sir. You’re offering me General Mireau’s command?

Broulard:
Come, come, Colonel Dax. Don't overdo the surprise. You've been after the job from the start. We all know that, my boy!

Dax:
I may be many things, sir. But I am not your boy.

Broulard:
Well, I certainly didn’t mean to imply any biological relationship.

Dax:
I’m not your boy in any sense.

Broulard:
Are you trying to provoke me colonel?

Dax:
Why should I want to do that?

Broulard:
Exactly. It would be a pity to lose your promotion before you get it - a promotion you have so very carefully planned for.

Colonel Dax:
Sir, would you like me to suggest what you can do with that promotion?

Broulard:
Colonel Dax, you will apologize at once or you shall be placed under arrest!

Dax:
I apologize for not being entirely honest with you. I apologize for not revealing my true feelings. I apologize, sir, for not telling you sooner that you're a degenerate, sadistic old man. AND YOU CAN GO TO HELL BEFORE I APOLOGIZE TO YOU NOW OR EVER AGAIN!

Broulard:
Colonel Dax, you're a disappointment to me. You've spoiled the keenness of your mind by wallowing in sentimentality. You really did want to save those men, and you were not angling for Mireau's command. You are an idealist - and I pity you as I would the village idiot. We're fighting a war, Dax, a war that we've got to win. Those men didn't fight, so they were shot. You bring charges against General Mireau, so I insist that he answer them. Wherein have I done wrong?

Dax:
Because you don't know the answer to that question, I pity you.

Paths of Glory  Movie Quote

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Benjamin Martin:
In the future, full quarter will be given to British wounded and any who surrender.

Major Jean Villeneuve:
The British men of war gave no such quarter when they fired on a ship carrying my wife and daughters. I watched from 200 yards off as they were burned alive.

Benjamin Martin:
You have my sympathy, but my order stands.

Major Jean Villeneuve:
Damn your sympathy! Who are you to give such an order? I know what you and your men did to my countrymen at Fort Wilderness.

Benjamin Martin:
We are militia. This is not regular army. Every man here is free to come and go as he pleases, but while you are here, you will obey my command or I will have you shot.

The Patriot  Movie Quote

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Benjamin Martin:
I've just read into the mind of a genius. Cornwallis knows more about war then any of us could ever hope to learn in a dozen lifetimes. His victories at Camden and Charleston were perfect, perfect. The thing is, he knows that... and perhaps that's his weakness.

Gabriel Martin:
Sir?

Benjamin Martin:
Pride. Pride's a weakness.

Major Jean Villeneuve:
Personally, I would prefer stupidity.

Benjamin Martin:
Pride will do.

The Patriot  Movie Quote

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Gabriel Martin:
If we win this war, a lot of things will change.

Soldier Occam:
What will change?

Gabriel Martin:
They call this the New World. It's not. It's the same as the old. But we have the chance to build a new world. A world where all men are created equal under God.

Soldier Occam:
Equal... sounds good.

The Patriot  Movie Quote

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Lieutenant General Cornwallis:
Now we come to the matter of specific targeting of officers during engagements. You must know that in civilized warfare, officers in the field must not be accorded inappropriate levels of hostile attention.

Benjamin Martin:
To your opinion, what are appropriate levels of hostile attention?

Lieutenant General Cornwallis:
Colonel, imagine the utter chaos that would follow from leaderless armies having at each other. There must be gentlemen to command, lead, and- and, where necessary, restrain their men.

Benjamin Martin:
Restrain them from, say, targeting civilians. Women, children and such.

Lieutenant General Cornwallis:
That's a separate issue.

Benjamin Martin:
No, no. I consider them linked. And as long as your soldiers attack civilians, I will order the shooting of officers at every engagement. And my men are excellent marksmen.

Lieutenant General Cornwallis:
Very well. Let us move on to...

Benjamin Martin:
Prisoner exchange.

Lieutenant General Cornwallis:
Sir?

Benjamin Martin:
You have eighteen of my men. I want them back.

[Visibly confused, General Cornwallis turns to General O'Hara, who whispers to him.]

Lieutenant General Cornwallis:
I-I hold eighteen criminals under sentence of death, but I hold no prisoners of war.

Benjamin Martin:
If that's your position, eighteen of your officers will have to die. Nineteen, if you hang me with them.

Lieutenant General Cornwallis:
My officers?

[Martin gets up, taking a field telescope off the General's desk. He looks out the window behind him, and hands the device to Cornwallis.]

Benjamin Martin:
Top of the ridge, to your left. Just below the tree line.

[General Cornwallis looks, and locates what appears to be a group of British officers held at gunpoint by Colonial militia.]

Lieutenant General Cornwallis:
Their names and ranks?

Benjamin Martin:
They refuse to give me their names, but the ranks are nine lieutenants, five captains, three majors, and one very fat colonel who called me a "cheeky fellow."

Lieutenant General Cornwallis:
You know this is not the conduct of a gentleman.

Benjamin Martin:
If the conduct of your officers is the measure of a gentleman, I'll take that as a compliment. [Pauses] Get my men.

Lieutenant General Cornwallis:
[To O'Hara] Arrange the exchange.

Brigadier General O'Hara:
My lord.

The Patriot  Movie Quote

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Colonel William Tavington:
General, what is this?

Brigadier General O'Hara:
Prisoner exchange. He has eighteen of our officers.

Colonel William Tavington:
Who is he? I recognize him.

Brigadier General O'Hara:
He is the commander of the militia. Your "Ghost". [Tavington draws his sword and advances on Martin.] Stay that sword, Colonel! He rode in under a white flag under formal parley. If you harm him, you condemn our officers.

Colonel William Tavington:
This is madness. General, with respect, he's killed as many officers in the last two months.

Brigadier General O'Hara:
He has shown no aggression here. Hence he cannot be touched.

Colonel William Tavington:
Has he, now? [to Martin] You! So you're the Ghost, are you? I remember you! On that farm, and that stupid little boy! [Martin turns around] Did he die? Hm? [Martin walks up to him.] You know, it's an ugly business, doing one's duty. But just occasionally... it's a real pleasure.

Benjamin Martin:
...Before this war is over, I'm going to kill you.

Colonel William Tavington:
Why wait?

Benjamin Martin:
Soon.

The Patriot  Movie Quote

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Colonel William Tavington:
This town has given aid to Benjamin Martin and his rebels. I wish to know his whereabouts. So, anyone who comes forward may be forgiven their treason. [silence] Very well, you had your chance.

Hardwick:
Wait! This man gives Martin and his men supplies!

Peter Howard:
Quiet!

Hardwick:
He brings them to Black Swamp!

Anne Howard Martin:
He's a liar!

Peter Howard:
You damn fool!

Hardwick:
In the marsh, by the old Spanish mission!

Colonel William Tavington:
This man here?

Hardwick:
Yes.

Colonel William Tavington:
The Black Swamp, you say? By the old Spanish mission. Thank you very much. Shut the doors!

Hardwick:
But you said…we'd be forgiven!

Colonel William Tavington:
And indeed you may! But that's between you and God.

[British soldiers shut and seal the church doors. Captain Wilkins approaches Tavington.]

Captain Wilkins:
Ready to fire the town on your orders, sir.

Colonel William Tavington:
The town? Burn the church.

Captain Wilkins:
[Realizing] There's no honour in this.

Colonel William Tavington:
Didn't you say that all who stand against England deserve to die a traitor's death? Burn the church, Captain.

The Patriot  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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