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Shane Wolfe: Atten-hut! Here's our man. Professor Howard Plummer. He's been kidnapped by a group of Serbian rebels. – The Pacifier Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Scott: Yo, fool, handle me like that again and I'll lay knuckles upside your head. Zoe: Okay! Enough is enough! Come on, Scott. Let's go. Come on. Shane Wolfe: [pulls Scott back] No, you don't. Get back here. Give me 20. [Scott pulls out his wallet to give Shane $20] Shane Wolfe: I meant push-ups! Scott: Zoe? Shane Wolfe: Drop down! Do 20! [Scott does push-ups] – The Pacifier Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Seth: What are you doing? Shane Wolfe: You're burning daylight! Move! Seth: It's Sunday. And it's 6:00 am! You're insane! – The Pacifier Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Lulu: Do you know kung-fu? Shane Wolfe: Yes. Lulu: Have you ever punch a guy so hard his head came off? Shane Wolfe: No. Lulu: Why are your boobs so big? Shane Wolfe: [shocked] They are not... boobs. Lulu: Do you have to wear a bra? Will mine be as big as yours one day? Shane Wolfe: You know what, little girl? I think it's time you went nappy-poo in beddy-bye land. Lulu: Do I look like I'm five to you? Shane Wolfe: What did I say? Lulu: Disrespectful. And to think I was interested in you. – The Pacifier Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Helga: [to Shane] Tell me, are you licenses to kill? Shane Wolfe: ...No. Helga: Hmm. Too bad. It could have come in handy. – The Pacifier Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bill Fawcett: Any last words, Shane? Shane Wolfe: Say good night, Peter Panda. [The safe opens up, and knocks Bill on the head and knocked him to the floor.] Julie Plummer: Shane, are you okay? [Julie punches Mrs. Chun the face.] Julie Plummer: She was never a good neighbor. – The Pacifier Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Shane Wolfe: Gary, now! [Gary eats Mr. Chun in the crotch and screaming. Claire kick the back patch, roll on my back again and feet with my neck.] Claire Fletcher: Couldn't let you have all the fun. – The Pacifier Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Claire Fletcher: Looks like you have a hit on your hands. Shane Wolfe: You think so? Claire Fletcher: Mm-hmm. You should take over the drama department instead of the wrestling team. [She and Shane chuckle] Claire Fletcher: It's gonna be nice having you around now. Now that Murney's found his true calling. Murney: [singing] Climb every mountain/Ford every stream Shane Wolfe: It's gonna be my pleasure serving with you. [He and Claire share a kiss] – The Pacifier Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Eileen Gallagher: How do you know...? Sgt. Johnny Gallagher: God damn it, I don't know! These people can be anybody they want to be! It scares the piss out of me! – The Package Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Fantasy: [to Richard, angrily] What are you doing, grabbing my mouth and messing up my pantyhose? Hmph! Now I gotta straight out my Little Mermaid underwear. – The Pagemaster Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Fantasy: [notices the names carved on the wall of the gate] Dr. Jekyll? Mr. Hyde? (turns away) Must be a duplex. Richard Tyler: Whoa! Adventure: Go ahead, matey. I'm--I'm right behind ye. (Richard Tyler gasps, the trio walks onto the porch and stood behind the two doors of the house) [points the rope] Well, ring the bell. Richard Tyler: (panting) [Reaches for the rope, and gives a yank, making the bell chime loudly] Horror: [slipping off the roof of the house, falling down, and screaming, making Richard Tyler, Adventure and Fantasy look up] AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! – The Pagemaster Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Richard Tyler: [looks at Horror, disgusted] Huh? Fantasy: [flies back down to Richard] Good catch! Richard Tyler: (a little scared) H--here, take it! Fantasy: (blushing) Isn't he sweet? (makes kissing sounds) Muah-muah-muah-muah-muah. Horror: [looks at Richard Tyler] (little scared) Oh, I scared you. I'm sorry. Fantasy: You mustn't judge a book by its cover. [Horror makes a cheerful face] Richard Tyler: (confused) Uhhh... Fantasy: Look, he's smiling. Horror: [makes a smile, showing only a few teeth on his gum] Ha-ha! Richard Tyler: (grossed out) That's a smile? – The Pagemaster Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Horror: [singing] Sixteen men on a dead man's stomach. Fantasy: No, no! Chest! Chest! Horror: Oh, uh, chest. Chest. Ah, hee, hee, hee, ha, ha, ha, ha! [singing] Yo, ho, ho! And a bottle of rum! Richard Tyler: Aah! Aaaaaah...! Tom Morgan: Evil spirits! Horror: Hee, hee! [jumping off the tree with a vine] SANCTUARY!! [knocks the pirates down, then landed on the ground] Huh! Richard Tyler: Horror, you are alive! Tom Morgan: [using the gun with Horror] Not for long! Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee! Horror: Aaaaaaaaaaah! – The Pagemaster Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Horror: Ahoy, matey! Aye, we're lusty, adventurous men. Adventure: Go away. You don't know what you're talking about. Horror: I...I know I'm not your favorite kind of book, but I could be just like you. [Adventure stops at his tracks, and yells angrily at Horror] Adventure: You'll never be Adventure! Ye ain't got the spine for it. And take that stupid thing off! Horror: [taking a bandana off his head] Sorry. Adventure: [muttering] Oh, he thinks he can be a pirate... [Horror sighed with sadness, and walks away] – The Pagemaster Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Richard Tyler: Where's Horror? Wasn't he with you? Adventure: He was, but he...I mean, I sort of...uh..he, uh.... Fantasy: [angrily] Ohh, what did you say to him now?! Adventure: Well, I--I...I just...uh, I'll go find him. Fantasy: Yeah, you better go find him. And be quick about it! – The Pagemaster Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Adventure saves the unconscious Horror, who was tied to the ground by little people] Adventure: He had a good heart, and he was braver than ye knew. I...I'd walk the plank if I thought it would bring ye back. Horror: [wakes up] That's beautiful. – The Pagemaster Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Richard Tyler: Wow! Look at this place! Horror: It's so purdy. I could be misshelved here for a long time. Adventure: Happyland. – The Pagemaster Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Frank: Gil, you have a good memory. Uh, was it yours or Helen's or Susan's wedding I got drunk at? Gil: It was all three, Dad. Congratulations. Frank: Well, which one did I punch the band leader? Gil: That was mine. We have photos. I'm having them blown up for the commitment hearings. [Susan laughs] Frank: Well, you think he's funny. Well, when he was a kid, he wasn't as funny. Stayed in his room all day. Boy, you were a moody little son of a bitch. Gil: [sarcastically] Gee, I wonder why. – Parenthood Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Gil's nightmarish vision. University is on lockdown and covered by squad cars. People are screaming and an elderly Gil tries to reason with Kevin College Student #1: Someone's gone to the roof of the bell tower with a rifle! Dean at College: It's Kevin Buckman! His father totally screwed him up! College Student #2: What is he yelling? Kevin, Age 21: YOU MADE ME PLAY SECOND BASE! Gil: [through bullhorn] Son, I'm sorry. I did all the best I could. [Kevin opens fire and shoots bullhorn out of Gil's hands] Gil: Nice shot son! Police try to get Gil to safety, but Gil rebuffs them Gil: [police] It's important to be supportive. [to Kevin] Come on let's sing one of the old tunes. "When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam, Diarrhea - " – Parenthood Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Gil's ideal vision. Kevin has graduated from university and is the class valedictorian] Kevin, Age 21: All of this I have one thing to credit; when I was a kid and my father made me play second base. Thank you, Dad! [Audience applauds an elderly Gil] Gil: Thank you, son! – Parenthood Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[after breaking the lock on Gary's bedroom door and searching it, Helen finds some sex tapes and plays one] Susan: Helen? Oh, the door was unlocked...[sees the sex action on the television] Grandma: What channel is this? Helen: No Gran, this is a tape. Grandma: [to Susan] She needs a man now! Helen: Gran, this isn't mine. I don't watch this! [later] Grandma: [to Susan again as they are leaving the room and speaking of the sex action on the television] One of those men reminded me of your Grandpa. God bless him! – Parenthood Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Susan: Nathan, I need to speak with you for a couple of minutes. Nathan: Patty, your mother and I will be gone for two minutes. How many seconds is that? Patty: 120. Den Nathan: What is it? [Susan produces flashcards, which Nathan recites] Flashcard #1: This is the only way Flashcard #2: To reach you, so Flashcard #3: I am leaving you – Parenthood Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Kevin's birthday. A stripper comes to Buckman residence] Stripper: So what is the name of the birthday boy? I will paint his name on my breasts. Karen: What in the world? Gil: We did not order any stripper! We hired Cowboy Dan. Stripper: Is that so, let me call my boss. Stripper uses phone to call boss, then hangs up Stripper: Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. My boss screwed up our assignments. I was supposed to do that birthday party at the Army base, but my boss sent Cowboy Dan there. Karen: Then have him come here. Stripper: There's a problem, you see, the soldiers got the wrong idea and beat up Cowboy Dan really good. He is in the hospital. Kevin: Cowboy Dan is not here? All the kids will hate me! Gil: Kevin, pull yourself together! A cowboy is coming. – Parenthood Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Roman: No Pope ever visits a city where the newspapers are on strike. Minnie: I heard he's gonna postpone and wait till it's over. Guy: Well, that's show-biz. Roman: [chuckling with his wife] That's exactly what it is. All the costumes or rituals, all religions. Minnie: Uh, I think we're offending Rosemary Rosemary: Oh no Roman: You're not religious are you my dear? Rosemary: I was brought up a Catholic. Now I don't know. He is the pope. Roman: You don't need to have respect for him because he pretends that he's holy... A good picture of the hypocrisy behind organized religion was given I thought in Luther. – Rosemary's Baby Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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