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Roget: I thought you'd been killed. Paris: You didn't wait around to find out, did you Lieutenant? Roget: Now look here, what do you mean? Paris: I mean you ran like a rabbit after you killed Lejeune. Roget: Killed Lejeune? What are you talking about? I don't think I like your tone. You're speaking to an officer, remember that. Paris: Oh, well, I must be mistaken then, sir. An officer wouldn't do that. A man wouldn't do it. Only a thing would - a sneaky, booze-guzzling, yellow-bellied rat with a bottle for a brain and a streak of spit where his spine ought to be. You've got yourself into a mess, Lieutenant. ... Roget: Have you ever tried to bring charges against an officer? It's my word against yours, you know, and whose word do you think they're going to believe - or, let me put it another way, whose word do you think they're going to accept? – Paths of Glory Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mireau: [ordering artillery fire on his own men] The troops are mutinying, refusing to advance! [Rousseau refuses the order twice, before demanding to see it in writing] Rousseau: Supposing you're killed. Then where will I be? Mireau: You'll be in front of a firing squad tomorrow morning, that's where you'll be. Hand over your command and report yourself under arrest to my headquarters. – Paths of Glory Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dax: They're not cowards, so if some of them didn't leave the trenches, it must have been because it was impossible. Mireau: They were ordered to attack. It was their duty to obey that order. We can't leave it up to the men to decide when an order is possible or not. If it was impossible, the only proof of that would be their dead bodies lying in the bottom of the trenches. They are scum, Colonel, the whole rotten regiment; a pack of sneaking, whining, tail-dragging curs. Dax: Do you really believe that, sir? Mireau: Yes, I do. That's exactly what I believe. And what's more, it's an incontestable fact. Dax: Then why not shoot the entire regiment? I'm perfectly serious...If it's an example you want, then take me...One man will do as well as a hundred. The logical choice is the officer most responsible for the attack. – Paths of Glory Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Saint-Auban: Did you urge your fellow soldiers forward? Arnaud: Most of them were dead or wounded before they got three steps beyond the trenches. – Paths of Glory Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dax: Why didn't you leave the trenches? Paris: Major Vignon was shot, and he fell back on top of me, sir, and knocked me cold. Dax: And were you lying unconscious in the trenches during the entire attack? Paris: Yes, sir. Judge: Have you any witnesses to that? Paris: No, sir. I guess everybody was too busy to notice me. There were so many others lying dead anyway. Judge: But you have no witnesses? Paris: No, sir. I only have a rather large cut on my head, sir. Judge: That could have been self-inflicted later. – Paths of Glory Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Priest: Have faith in your Creator - Death comes to us all. Arnaud: That's really deep! Death comes to us all. [holds up his whiskey bottle] This is my religion. – Paths of Glory Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sergeant: There will be a lot of dignitaries, newspapermen out there. You've got a wife and family. How do you want to be remembered?...Many of us will be joining you before this war is over. Paris: I don't want to die. – Paths of Glory Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mireau: I'm awfully glad you could be there, George. This sort of thing is always rather grim but this one had a kind of splendor to it, don't you think? Broulard: I have never seen an affair of this sort handled any better. Mireau: The men died wonderfully! There's always that chance that one of them will do something that will leave everyone with a bad taste. This time, you couldn't ask for better. – Paths of Glory Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dax: Let me get this straight, sir. You’re offering me General Mireau’s command? Broulard: Come, come, Colonel Dax. Don't overdo the surprise. You've been after the job from the start. We all know that, my boy! Dax: I may be many things, sir. But I am not your boy. Broulard: Well, I certainly didn’t mean to imply any biological relationship. Dax: I’m not your boy in any sense. Broulard: Are you trying to provoke me colonel? Dax: Why should I want to do that? Broulard: Exactly. It would be a pity to lose your promotion before you get it - a promotion you have so very carefully planned for. Colonel Dax: Sir, would you like me to suggest what you can do with that promotion? Broulard: Colonel Dax, you will apologize at once or you shall be placed under arrest! Dax: I apologize for not being entirely honest with you. I apologize for not revealing my true feelings. I apologize, sir, for not telling you sooner that you're a degenerate, sadistic old man. AND YOU CAN GO TO HELL BEFORE I APOLOGIZE TO YOU NOW OR EVER AGAIN! Broulard: Colonel Dax, you're a disappointment to me. You've spoiled the keenness of your mind by wallowing in sentimentality. You really did want to save those men, and you were not angling for Mireau's command. You are an idealist - and I pity you as I would the village idiot. We're fighting a war, Dax, a war that we've got to win. Those men didn't fight, so they were shot. You bring charges against General Mireau, so I insist that he answer them. Wherein have I done wrong? Dax: Because you don't know the answer to that question, I pity you. – Paths of Glory Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tommy: I believe in the playground. It is my favoritest place in the whole wild world. But two yesterdays ago, a bad thing happened while we was playing there. Some big boys took my brother's binky and buried it in the sandbox. Dil: Binky! Bye bye. Tommy: It made my brother cry. So I said, "Dilly, this is a job for the bobfather." Angelica: You have come to me on the day of this wedding for me to take care of the boys who made your brother cry? Tommy: No, Dil just wants a new binky. Angelica: That's it? A binky? I'll get to squeeze no one's head or pull no one's hair?! – Rugrats in Paris: The Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Drew: I can't believe Angelica saw that movie last night. Charlotte: I can't mother and merger at the same time. Besides, she only saw a scene or two. It could've made an impression. – Rugrats in Paris: The Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Lil: Um, Bobfather, we founded this in our crib. [holds up the severed head of their rocking horse] Angelica: Well, that's what you get for wiping your boogers on Cynthia! Phil: So THAT'S where I left 'em. – Rugrats in Paris: The Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tommy: Chukeroo. Chuckie. You gots to get ready. Chuckie: Uh-huh? Lil: Angelica says we're gonna gets to see the princess in a show with Reptar. Tommy: This could be your chance. Chuckie: [gasps] I'm gonna meet the princess? Tommy: Yep. [Chuckie gets out of bed and dances around] Chuckie: [singsong] I'm gonna meet the princess! [having an idea] Gee, Tommy. Maybe I should take her a present. Something real nice so she knows how much I want her to be my mommy. [Angelica's lipstick goes off course when she hears this] Angelica: You want a princess to be your mom? What about Coco? Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Lil: Who? Angelica: Mr. Chuckie's dad's girlfriend. The Reptarland lady. Tommy: [climbs out of the Reptar bed] That lady's not the princess, Angelica. Chuckie: Yeah. I'm gonna get the real princess for my mommy. – Rugrats in Paris: The Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Angelica: Hi, Mr. Chuckie's dad's girlfriend. How's my float coming along? Coco LaBouche: Fabulous, we're just waiting for the matching ponies. Angelica: And I still get the float if Mr. Chuckie's dad marries a princess instead of you, right? Coco LaBouche: What?! Why do you ask? Angelica: 'Cause, um... well, um... The Finster kid is planning on getting a princess for a mom... and let's face it, lady. You're no princess! Coco LaBouche: Not a princess? Well, if the tiara fits, wear it. Jean-Claude: I smell trouble. – Rugrats in Paris: The Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[while the babies are locked up in a garage by Jean-Claude, preventing them from ruining Coco's wedding with Chas...] Angelica: Mr. Yamahoochie was on TV, and he told the French lady you can't have joy if you don't got a heart. Well, she had one in a jar, but she still needed a spiny man with a kid. [to Chuckie] So I told her how you wanted a princess mom, and she was supposed to give me my own pony float. But she made the whole thing up! [groans in frustration] I helped that lady trick your daddy into marrying her! Chuckie, Tommy, Dil, Phil and Lil: [gasps in shock] Chuckie: You did? But... Dil: Bad yucky! Bad! Angelica: Now, pipe down, drooly. Dil: [blows raspberry] Tommy: Dilly's right! That was one of the worstest things you've ever done, Angelica! Angelica: I know it was bad, even for me. Sometimes, I just can't help myself. I'm sorry, Chuckie. – Rugrats in Paris: The Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Grandpa Lou: The city of Paris, with the Notre dame. – Rugrats in Paris: The Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jean-Claude: [bursts in the church, being bruised up] Madame! [falls on the floor then gets up] Our kidnapping plot has failed! Coco LaBouche: [to Chas] Ignore zat unemployed fool! Chas: [angrily] Coco, the wedding is off! You are not the woman I thought you were! Angelica: [enters the church with Tommy, Phil, Lil, Dil, Kira, Kimi, Spike, and Fifi as Jean-Claude moves out of the way] Hey, lady! Looks like your plan to trick Mr. Yummysushi didn't work after all. Coco LaBouche: Pretty flowers girls should be seen, not heard! Mr. Yamaguchi: [rising from his seat] I would like to hear what the little one has to say. Angelica: Okay, but listen good. 'Cause I'm trying to tell you this story! That cuckoo lady told her boss she had a kid's heart in a jar, and she was gonna marry Mr. Chuckie's daddy just so she could be president! Coco LaBouche: [enraged] Listen, you traitor-- Mr. Yamaguchi: Now, Ms. LaBouche. You are dismissed. [walks out of the church] Coco LaBouche: Dismissed? But no one fires Coco LaBouche. Coco LaBouche fires others! Coco LaBouche is EuroReptar! [Tommy, Phil, and Lil step on her gown] Off ze gown, you revolting carpet mice! [knocks them off] All: [gasping] Angelica: Listen, lady! Nobody messes with my dumb babies, except me! [Coco scoffs and storms out of the church, but Angelica purposely steps on her dress and tears it.] Jean-Claude: [in a sing-song voice] I see London, I see France, I see Coco's underpants. Coco LaBouche: [covers her butt, and walks backwards out of the church] Well, take a picture. Zis is the last time you will see Coco or her underpants! [throws down her wedding hat, turns around, sees people taking pictures of Coco's underpants and runs away, screaming in despair] Jean-Claude: [Spike attacks him as he stumbles out of the church] Bad dog! Bad dog! [Spike pulls his boot off and chases him] Coco, wait! Stu: Go get him, Spike. – Rugrats in Paris: The Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Stu is working on his latest invention to enter in a contest] Drew: What is it, huh, an electric sponge? Stu: Of course not! That was last year. – The Rugrats Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Angelica appears wearing Sherlock Holmes clothes] Angelica: They've taken Cynthia, Spike. Come on, you're gonna be my Butthound. – The Rugrats Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Igor: [gets off the circus train] Serge, you stay here and watch monkeys. I get us coffee. Serge: No, Igor. You stay and watch monkeys, and I get us coffee. Igor: Nyet! Monkeys watch you, I GET COFFEE! [cut to inside the diner, both men are drinking coffee and eating donuts; their train is in the view of the window, as the monkeys climb out and on top of the train] Serge: I think coffee's better in St. Petersburg. Igor: No. It is better in Kiev. Serge: No. It's better in St. Petersburg. Igor: Nothing is better in St. Petersburg! – The Rugrats Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Dil begins to grunt and grimace; his face has turned dark pink] Lil: Uh-oh, Tommy, I think your brother's broked again. Tommy: Oh no! Dil, are you ok? Phil: I think he's gonna explode. Dil: Poopie. Tommy: What? Dil: [shouts] POOPIE! [A pooping sound can be heard] Everyone: EWW! Tommy: Well, I guess we'll have to change his diapie! Phil: What do you mean, "we?" – The Rugrats Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ellie Graham: [as the runaway bride gets a ride on a Federal Express van] I wonder where she's going. Fisher: I don't know, but wherever it is she will be there by 10:30 tomorrow. – Runaway Bride Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Ike and Maggie have just kissed] Bob Kelly: [to Maggie] If you were imagining me, you did great. [turns to Ike] What the hell were YOU doing? Ike Graham: I'm sorry, Bob. She kissed me back. Maggie Carpenter: I kissed him back. Bob Kelly: Yeah, I caught that. Want to tell me how long this has been going on? Maggie Carpenter: About a minute...? Ike Graham: A little longer for me. Maggie Carpenter: [smiles] Really? Bob Kelly: What do you expect me to say to this? Ike Graham: How about - "I hope you'll be very happy together"? [Bob punches Ike in the face] Bob Kelly: I hope you'll be very happy together. – Runaway Bride Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Grandma: [about Ike] I like his tight butt. Maggie Carpenter: Grandma! Grandma: Well, I do. – Runaway Bride Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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