Nick:
Hello, Liz.
Elizabeth:
Hello, Nick. Well, gosh. There you are. What do you know?
Nick:
Is there something going on here that I should know about? Because I'm stunned to see you. But, ah, you don't seem as stunned to see me. I mean I haven't seen or heard from you in what, 10, 11 years? And all of sudden on the very day that ...
Annie:
[suddenly appearing, interrupting] Dad, I can explain why she's here.
Nick:
Hallie, you know who this is?
Annie:
Actually, yes. And actually, I'm not Hallie.
Hallie:
[suddenly appearing] Actually, I am.
Nick:
Both of them? Annie, Hallie?
Annie:
I guess you and Mum kind of think alike because you both sent us to the same camp, and we met there, and the whole thing just sort of spilled out.
Elizabeth:
They switched places on us, Nick.
Nick:
You mean I've had Annie with me all this time?
Annie:
Well, I wanted to know what you were like and Hallie wanted to know Mum and — are you angry?
Nick:
Oh, honey, of course not. I just can't believe it's you. [they hug] Last time I saw you, you had diaper rash. You're all wet.
Annie:
That's all right.
Nick:
Look at you!
Annie:
Well I'm quite grown up now and quite without a father.
Hallie:
And I'm headed into my crazy mixed up teenage years and I'll be the only girl I know without a mother to fight with.
Nick:
Hallie, you've been in London all this time? [Hallie nods] Come here, squirt. [they hug]
Hallie:
Mom's amazing, Dad. I don't know how you ever let her go.
Elizabeth:
Girls, why-why don't you let your father and I talk alone for a couple of minutes, okay?
