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[Pinocchio, having heard that Geppetto is alive after getting swallowed by Monstro, takes off to save him] Jiminy Cricket: [following after Pinocchio] Hey, where are ya goin'? Pinocchio: I'm going to find him! Jiminy Cricket: But, Pinoke, are you crazy? Do you not realize that he's inside a whale? Pinocchio: I gotta go to him! Jiminy Cricket: Hey, Pinoke! Wait! Listen here, Son! [Pinocchio keeps going straight to a high cliff overlooking the ocean, with Jiminy following all the way] But this Monstro, I've heard o'him; he's a whale of a whale! [Pinocchio starts tying a rock to his donkey tail] Why, he swallows whole ships alive! [he then helps tie Pinocchio's tail to the rock completely] Tie it good and tight, now. And besides, it's dangerous! Why, I-- Pinocchio: [extends a hand for a handshake from Jiminy] Good-bye, Jiminy. Jiminy Cricket: Good-bye? I may be live bait down there, but I'm with ya! C'mon, Pinoke. [hops onto the rock and holds his nose] Let's go. [screams as they jump down from high off the cliff] LOOK OUT BELO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OWW!!!! [they plunge into the ocean with a gigantic splash, and the rock attached to Pinocchio's tail drags them to the ocean floor] Gangway down there! – Pinocchio Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Geppetto: Is that the last of them. Here's a big one. Only a few left. Gotta work fast. Here's another one! Pinocchio: Hey. Hey, Father! Father! Geppetto: Don't bother me now, Pinocchio! I'm bus---- [surprised] Pinocchio? Pinocchio: Father! Geppetto: [joyfully hugging one of the fish to think it's Pinocchio] Pinocchio, my son! Pinocchio: Hey, Father. Here I am. Geppetto: Oh, yes. [drops the fish in the water, and Pinocchio leaps to his father for a big hug] Pinocchio, my boy. I'm so happy to see you. Pinocchio: Me, too, Father. [Figaro climbs on Geppetto's head, causing his glasses to fall off] Figaro. Aw, Figaro. Cleo. Oh, Cleo. You're here, too. [rubs Cleo's belly with his finger] Geppetto: Yes. We're all together again. Pinocchio: [sneezes] Geppetto: Oh, You are soaking wet. Pinocchio: Yes, Father. Geppetto: You mustn't catch cold. Pinocchio: But I came to save you. Geppetto: You know that you shouldn't have come down here, but I'm awfully glad to see you. Let me take your hat off. [gasps in major shock as he notices Pinocchio has donkey ears] Pinocchio! Pinocchio: What's the matter? Geppetto: [makes donkey's ears from his fingers] Those ears! Pinocchio: Huh, ears? Oh, these. Oh, that's nothing. [twirls his donkey tail] I got a tail, too! [laughs, then accidentally brays like a donkey and covers his mouth in shock which causes Figaro to jump backwards into Cleo's bowl] Geppetto: Pinocchio! What's happened to you? Pinocchio: Well, I-- I-- Geppetto: Oh, never mind that. [hugs Pinocchio] Old Geppetto has his little wooden head. [they touch noses] Nothing else matters. – Pinocchio Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Michael Jennings: If you show someone their future, they have no future. If you take away the mystery, you take away the hope. At the lab: Rachel: Michael! What are you doing? Jennings: Go. I'll distract them. Jennings: Go, please. Rachel: No! Jennings Listen to me. This is my debt. I built this machine. I have to pay for it. Rachel: You come with me now! You promised. you'd change your fate! Jennings: Please, we don't have time. If you love me, if you care about me, go. Have a good life. Remember me. Rachel- Damn you. – Paycheck Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jock: Hey, what's up, babes? Womynist #1: Pack up your rape culture and take a hike! Jock: You want a brewdog? Womynist #1: We're not interested in your penis! Womynist #2: Wait. I think he's offering us a beer. Womynist #2: Um, yes, we would like... a... beer. Womynist #1: It's, like, if you're nice to them, they bring you things? Womynist #2: Exactly. – PCU Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dave #1: This is a total drag. Dave #2: Just give up, man. – PCU Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Womynist: You went out with a white male? Samantha: I was a freshman! Womynist: Freshperson, please. – PCU Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Afrocentrist: I'm a black man. There's no justice for me here in America. I should be at the front of the line. Gay Activist: Yeah, well, I'm gay and subject to ridicule and discrimination wherever I go. Womynist: Women are oppressed throughout the world. Give it a rest. – PCU Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Droz: Hey! You made it! Samantha: Yeah! Decent party. I can't believe the naked guy showed. Droz: Naked guy! Excellent butt, now it's a party! – PCU Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Gutter: Who's on beer? Droz: Uh, that'd roughly be you gut. I'd suggest kegs; multiple, cold, and domestic. – PCU Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Timmy: Hi, Hubie. Tell us a story. Petra: Yes, a love story. Beany: Ugh, that's mushy stuff! Petra: Ugh, Beany! Hubie: Well, once there was a penguin, who fell in love with the most beautiful girl penguin. Petra: Did she love you back? Hubie: They never even met. You see, he was... painfully shy. Well one day, [crosses his fingers behind his back] he just swam up to her and said, "Hello, Marina, I'm Hubie and I think you're fabulous!" [Hubie, Timmy and Petra laugh] Hubie: [sighs] Who am I kidding? I never even talked to the girl! – The Pebble and the Penguin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Marina: The answer is NO! Drake: No?! NO?! Oh, I get it. You're joking. [chuckles evilly] – The Pebble and the Penguin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Hubie: Don't you see? It's my fate, Rocko! I'm destined to marry Marina. It's under the stars. Rocko: [mocking Hubie in a high tone] "I'm destined to marry Marina. It's under the stars." Yap, yap, yap, yap! Why won't you get that thing fixed, huh?! Hubie: Oh, I'm sorry. I guess nobody likes a blabber-mouth, right? Rocko: No, you think? – The Pebble and the Penguin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Hubie: You know what you need; you need a dream. Rocko: I got one. Hubie: What is it? Rocko: I'm not sure I can tell you. Hubie: Your secret is safe with me. Rocko: I don't even know you! Hubie: I won't laugh. Rocko: Forget it! Hubie: It doesn't matter how silly it is. Rocko: Get away! – The Pebble and the Penguin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Marina: Sometimes I close my eyes, And say a prayer, That finally today will be the day, I watch the far horizon, no one's there, But somewhere you are safe and on your way, Oh, Hubie... Sometimes I wonder if you're still alive, How could you survive such a dangerous world out there? Beware my love, Take care, my love, take care. – The Pebble and the Penguin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Hubie: Hey Rocko! What do you call a flower before it opens? Rocko: What? Hubie: What do you call a flower before it opens? Rocko: A bud. Hubie: I love it when you call me bud! Rocko: [Groans] – The Pebble and the Penguin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Petra: Marina's gone! Beany: She ran away? Petra: No, Drake kidnapped her! Hurry up! Beany: He can't force her to marry him! Petra: I know, but he'll try! Timmy: I wish Hubie was here! – The Pebble and the Penguin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Francis: Today's my birthday and my father says I can have anything I want. Pee-wee: Good for you and your father. Francis: So guess what I want. Pee-wee: A new brain. Francis: No. Your bike! [Pee-wee laughs on the ground] Francis: What's so funny, Pee-wee? Pee-wee: [gets back on his feet] It's not for sale, Francis! Francis: My father says everything's negotiable, Pee-wee. Pee-wee: I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for 100 billion-million-TRILLION dollars! Francis: Then you're crazy! Pee-wee: I know you are, but what am I? Francis: You're a nerd! Pee-wee: I know you are, but what am I? Francis: You're an idiot! Pee-wee: I know you are, but what am I? Pee-wee and Francis: I know you are, but what am I?! I know you are, but what am I?! I know you are, but what am I?! I know you are, but what am I?! I know you are, but what am I?! Pee-wee: Infinity! Francis: No. I'm not. Pee-wee and Francis: You are! No way! Knock it off! Cut it out! Francis: Oh, shut up, Pee-wee! Pee-wee: Why don't you make me? Francis: Why don't you make me? Pee-wee: Because I don't make monkeys. I just train 'em! Francis: Come on, Pee-wee. Listen to reason! [Pee-wee puts his hand beside his left ear] Francis: Come on! Pee-wee: Shh! I'm listening to reason. Francis: Pee-wee! Pee-wee: That's my name. Don't wear it out! Francis: Remember the first time I saw your bike? You were riding past my house, and I came running out to tell you how much I liked it even way back then? Pee-wee: I love that story. [he takes his bike and leaves] Francis: [angrily points his finger at his rival] You'll be sorry, Pee-wee Herman!! – Pee-wee's Big Adventure Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Pee-wee confronts Francis in his large pool-like bath] Pee-wee: Still wanna buy my bike, Francis?! Francis: What would I do with that old relic?! I can have any bike in the world! Pee-wee: AHA! You don't want it anymore, because you already have it! Tell me where it is before I lose patience with you, Francis! – Pee-wee's Big Adventure Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Pee-wee enters a biker bar and tries to use the payphone but can't because of the noise] Pee-wee: SHH!!!! [the bikers all stop and stare at Pee-wee] Pee-wee: I'm trying to use the phone!! [the bikers walk up to him; one of the bikers hangs up the phone] Biker 1: Did anybody tell you that this is the private club of The Satan's Helpers? Pee-wee: Nobody hipped me to that, dude. Biker 1: It's off-limits! – Pee-wee's Big Adventure Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dottie: I wanna know if you'll go someplace, with me. Pee-wee: Like where? Dottie: The drive-in. Pee-wee: Look, Dottie, I like you. Like! I like you! Dottie: That's the thing. I like you, too-- Pee-wee: [shouts] Dottie! [calm voice] There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand. Dottie: I don't understand. Pee-wee: You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. – Pee-wee's Big Adventure Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Large Marge: Be sure and tell 'em, Large Marge sent ya! HA HA HA HA HA! – Pee-wee's Big Adventure Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Pee-wee begins his meeting] Pee-wee: This box contains over 217 bits and pieces of information: Evidence. [he extracts some evidence, starting with a photograph] Pee-wee: Exhibit A: A photograph of the victims: My bike and me. Exhibit B: [exposes a second photograph] Another photograph! What's missing from this picture? It's just me! WITHOUT MY BIKE!! [the Amazing Larry is about to whisper to Mario, but is interrupted by Pee-wee] Pee-wee: Is there something you can share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?! [Larry reacts, then Pee-wee extracts...] Pee-wee: Exhibit C: The horn I was picking up at Chuck's Bike-O-Rama, when my bike was actually stolen. [he honks his horn at full blast, and the crowd reacts to it; Pee-wee then extracts a pen] Pee-wee: Exhibit D: Jimmy, what is this? Jimmy: [thinks] Uh... Pee-wee: Too late! Chip? Chip: Uh, looks like a pen. Pee-wee: Exactly! I bought this pen one hour before my bike was stolen. Why? What's the significance? I DON'T KNOW! – Pee-wee's Big Adventure Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[around 3 hours into the meeting...] Pee-wee: Exhibit Q! A scale model of the entire mall! [he laughs, then points his pool cue to the X on the spot where his bike was stolen] Pee-wee: X marks the scene of the crime. These arrows here show the exact position of the sun on the hour of the crime. Jupiter was aligned with Pluto! The moon was in the...! Chuck: Pee-wee! Pee-wee: Please save your questions until I'm THROUGH, Chuck! Chuck: Well, when will that be?! A long time, we wait! We've been here for over 3 hours now, and I'm not sure if any of us can see what all this is supposed to mean. Pee-wee: Supposed to mean? SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!! [he snaps his cue in half] – Pee-wee's Big Adventure Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Biker #2: I say we kill him! Biker Gang: YEAH! Biker #3: I say we hang him, then we kill him! Biker Gang: YEAH! Biker #4: I say we stomp him! Biker Gang: YEAH! Biker #4: Then we tattoo him! Biker Gang: YEAH! Biker #4: Then we hang him! Biker Gang: YEAH!! Biker #4: And then we kill him! Biker Gang: YEAH!!! Pee-wee: [tries to throw his voice without moving his lips] I say we let him go. Biker Gang: NO!!! Biker Mama: [whistles and grabs Pee-wee] I say ya let ME have him first! (the Biker Gang breaks out in raucous laughter) Pee-wee: Wait! Don't I get a last request? Lead Biker: [turns to his gang, then to Pee-wee] Why not? – Pee-wee's Big Adventure Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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