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[First gunfight, between Gutzon and The Kid]

Gutzon:
I only wound you, Kid.

Kid:
You're a kind man.

[Clock strikes; both draw; Kid fires first, wounding Gutzon]

Kid:
[to himself] Whew. Damn, am I fast. [to crowd] Did you even see me, I was so damn fast?

[Gutzon raises his gun; Kid whirls and fires, wounding him again; he falls]

Kid:
There, Mr. Swedish Champion. Are you done? Stay down now unless you're still fightin'.

Gutzon:
Yes, I give up.

[He throws his gun aside; it lands in front of Horace]

Horace:
Kid's the winner!

Kid:
Am I fast, or is Sweden just a very small place? Tell me now!

The Quick and the Dead  Movie Quote

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John Herod:
Mr. Hanlon, I wanted to ask you about Indian Wells. Did that fight really take place?

Ace Hanlon:
[combing his mustache] It sure did.

John Herod:
And it's true that you gunned down four men?

Ace Hanlon:
Two with my left hand. Two with my right hand. You see, the truth is that I am just as good with either.

John Herod:
You must be the fastest gun in the west. That, or the biggest liar.

Ace Hanlon:
It's a pity you weren't there to find out.

John Herod:
Oh, but I was, Ace. You see, I was the one that really killed The Terrence Brothers, and I doubt if a lying little chickenshit like you was even in the same state!

[Ace draws with his right hand; Herod draws and blows his thumb off]

John Herod:
How 'bout that left hand, Ace? How 'bout that left-handed draw?

[Ace tries to draw with his left as Herod lifts a match to light his cigarillo, but Herod shoots him through that hand]

John Herod:
[draws both pistols] Mr. Ace Hanlon, the scourge of the sagebrush! [shoots twice, barely missing Ace's feet] The Terror of Tucson! [shoots twice again] A bladderful of hot air! [guns Ace down]

The Quick and the Dead  Movie Quote

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Reporter:
Rocky, do you think you've suffered brain damage?

Rocky:
I don't see any.

Rocky II  Movie Quote

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Paulie:
How's your face?

Rocky:
I don't know...how's it look?

Paulie:
I wouldn't want it.

Rocky II  Movie Quote

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Father Carmine:
Rocky Balboa, do you take Adrian Pennino to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Rocky:
Yeah. Absolutely. Yes.

Father Carmine:
Adrian Pennino, do you take Rocky Balboa to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Adrian:
I do.

Rocky:
Thanks.

Father Carmine:
Then by the powers vested in me by the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, I now pronounce you man & wife. You may kiss the bride now.

Rocky:
I gotta take this off.

[Rocky draws Adrian's veil back; kisses her]

Father Carmine:
Go in peace and God bless you.

Rocky:
Thanks, Father. You done real good. I'm proud of you. Okay. Things are gonna be great.

Rocky II  Movie Quote

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Adrian:
We really don't need a car.

Rocky:
Oh, come on, Adrian. I'm gonna be doing commercials. Now, I can afford this, you know? No problem.

Adrian:
Do you know how to drive?

Rocky:
Do I know how to drive?

Adrian:
Do you know how to drive?

Rocky:
I'm one of the greats. Are you kidding? C'mon, I'll drive you. Let me put you inside the car. This will just be like Cinderella and the pumpkin, you know?

Adrian:
Do you know how to drive?

Rocky:
Do I know how to drive? I drive airplanes and bulldozers. I'll drive you crazy if you give me a chance. You know what I mean?

Rocky II  Movie Quote

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Manager:
Do you have a criminal record?

Rocky:
Nothin' worth braggin' about.

Rocky II  Movie Quote

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Manager:
Can I be honest? No one's going to offer you an office job. There's too much competition. Why don't you fight? I read somewhere you're a very good fighter.

Rocky:
Yeah, well. Was ya ever punched in the face 500 times a night? It stings after a while, ya know.

Rocky II  Movie Quote

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Apollo:
[reads fan mail to his wife] Mary Anne, you listen to this. "You didn't beat nobody and anybody who knows boxing knows the fight was fixed." This one came from London. "You call yourself the champ? You're a fake! The fight was a fake. Go kill yourself!"

Mary Anne:
Wouldn't you rather play with the children than read hate mail?

Apollo:
"How much did you get to carry that bum for 15 rounds? You are a disgrace to your people."

Mary Anne:
Why can't you ignore it?!

Apollo:
Are you serious?

[he throws his mail in the air and walks away in disgust]

Rocky II  Movie Quote

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Apollo:
Do you think I beat him the last time?

Duke:
You got the decision.

Apollo:
Man I won! But I didn't beat him!

Rocky II  Movie Quote

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Mickey:
[after slapping Rocky in the face] Now you didn't even see that comin', did ya? And that's comin' from a broken down pug like me. What... what do ya think the champ would do to ya?

Rocky:
Hurt me bad I guess...

Mickey:
Na, he'd hurt ya permanent. Permanent!

Rocky II  Movie Quote

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Rocky:
[noticing Mickey's hearing aid] What's that in your ear there?

Mickey:
What it is, is I hear stupid things better.

Rocky II  Movie Quote

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Mickey:
[picks up a bucket] Here, why don't you carry this? 'Cause I liked you a lot better when you was carryin' spit.

Rocky:
Yeah?

Mickey:
Yeah. 'Cause the way you're trainin', you're gonna end up pumping gas in Jersey somewhere!

Rocky:
I think I'm gonna go take a shower.

Mickey:
It's a good idea. Why don't you go soak your head? Soak it a lot.

Rocky II  Movie Quote

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Rocky:
I can't learn how to fight right handed no more.

Mickey:
What's ‘can't’? There ain't no ‘can'ts’! There's no ‘can'ts’!

Rocky II  Movie Quote

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Reporter:
Apollo, a lot of people say that you lost the first fight-- A victim of the southpaw jinx. Did fighting a left-hander throw you off?

Apollo:
Southpaw jinx nothin'! Last time, I took the fight too lightly, and this man was just plain lucky. But this time, this time, you all will see the real Apollo Creed. The whole world's gonna see the real Apollo Creed. Lightning fast and hard to catch. No playin', no jivin', just business.

Reporter:
Rocky, do you think you have a chance this time against Apollo?

Rocky:
I don't know. He looks pretty mad. Uh, me and Mick, we're gonna try our best.

Paulie:
His lungs he's gonna punch out.

Apollo:
Now who's that? Al Capone?

Paulie:
I don't sweat you.

Rocky II  Movie Quote

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Rocky:
[after round 1 of the rematch with Creed] I can't believe it.

Mickey:
What?

Rocky:
He broke my nose again.

Rocky II  Movie Quote

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Duke:
[after round 1 of rematch with Balboa who is fighting right handed] Alright, did the switching bother ya?

Apollo:
Nothin' bothered me man, nothin' bothered me.

Duke:
Well then you should of had 'em! Now don't let up on this man. This man is dangerous. This man is DANGEROUS!

Apollo:
This man is dangerous... I'm the man, I'm dangerous!

Rocky II  Movie Quote

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[last lines]

Rocky:
[after his victory] Excuse me. I can't believe this has happened. I can't. And I just wanna say thanks to Apollo for fighting me. Apollo. I wanna thank Mickey for training me.

Fan:
We love ya, Rock!

Rocky:
Yeah, I love yous too. Most of all, I wanna thank God. Except for my kid bein' born, this is the greatest night in the history of my life. I just wanna say one thing to my wife who's home: YO, ADRIAN! I DID IT!!

Adrian:
I love you. I love you.

Rocky II  Movie Quote

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[Thunderlips makes his entrance into the arena]

Mickey:
Let's get outta here.

Rocky:
Aw, c'mon, Mick. It's for charity.

Mickey:
You're wearin' your anatomy out for charity. Nobody else does this much for charity.

Rocky:
Bob Hope would.

Mickey:
[pauses] That's true.

[Thunderlips enters the ring]

Paulie:
Rocky, you better call Bob Hope.

Rocky III  Movie Quote

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Title announcer:
And fans, with us tonight, truly one of the fistic greats. He's coming up from ringside, the Master of Disaster, the King of Sting, the one and only Apollo Creed.

[Apollo enters the ring and walks up to Clubber]

Clubber:
[slaps Apollo's hand away] Get out my face, don't need nothin' you ain't got no more; don't need no has-been messin' in my corner. And ya better get that bad look off ya face before I knock it off! C'mon, you wanna jump, then jump. C'mon! C'mon, Creed! C'mon! Yeah, c'mon! Yeah, just like a chicken, you better run.

Apollo:
[walks away to speak to Rocky] Give everybody a present and drop this chump, all right?

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[the rematch between Rocky and Clubber is about to begin]

Clubber:
Hey, fool! You ready for another beatin'? You should've never came back!

Apollo:
Don't look at him. Let's just be cool.

Clubber:
[to Apollo] Hey, boy. Hey, boy. After I crucify him, you next.

Apollo:
Just stay outta my face, chump.

Clubber:
[furiously] Don't turn yo' back on me, sucka!!

[he shoves Apollo, and a melee breaks out]

Nahan:
We got a brawl before the bell!

[the bell rings, and the fight breaks up]

Clubber:
I'm-a get you! I'm-a get you! Let him go! I want him!

Rocky:
I thought you said "be cool"!

Apollo:
That was cool!

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Apollo:
[in the ring sparring with Rocky] He's hooking! He's hooking! DAMN, ROCK! COME ON! What's the matter with you?!

Rocky:
Tomorrow. Let's do it tomorrow.

Apollo:
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!! THERE IS NO TOMORROW!! THERE IS NO TOMORROW!!

Rocky III  Movie Quote

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[at the statue unveiling, Rocky is considering retirement and the crowd is against it; Clubber Lang appears in the crowd]

Clubber:
Gettin' out while you can?! Don't give this sucker no statue. Give him guts! I told you I wasn't goin' away. You got your shot. Now, give me mine.

Mickey:
Why don't you get the hell outta there?

Clubber:
Shut up, old man! I ain't goin' nowhere. And why don't you tell all these nice folks why you been duckin' me? Politics, man! This country wants to keep me down. Keep everybody weak. They don't want a man like me to have the title, because I'm not a puppet like that fool up there.

Rocky:
You know, you've got a big mouth. Y'know?

Clubber:
Why don't you come down here and close it, Balboa? C'mon! C'mon!

Rocky:
Anytime.

Mickey:
This guy's crazy. Don't listen to him.

Clubber:
The little man don't wanna come to me, then I'll come to you people and lay out the truth. I am ranked #1. 1! That means I'm the best. But this bum been takin' the easy matches. Fightin' other bums. I'm telling you and everybody here. I'll fight him anywhere, anytime, for nothin'! [crowd shouts] But you people ain't never gonna see that happen, because he's gonna retire. You see, he don't fight no real man. He fight them setups.

Rocky:
What?

Mickey:
You're a disgrace to this sport!

Clubber:
Shut up, old man! You and that chump don't know what I had to come from! Balboa, your family doin' real nice, ain't it? You call yourself a fighter? Prove it now. Gimme that same chance! The way you been duckin' is a disgrace. If he ain't no coward, why don't he fight me, then?

Rocky:
I can't listen to anymore of this. Hey, anytime you--

Mickey:
I don't care what you're ranked! You don't get no shot and I mean that!

Clubber:
I'm glad you people are seein' this here.

Rocky:
What are you doin'? I wanna fight this guy.

Mickey:
Well, you got him. But you'll fight him without me.

Rocky:
What are you saying?

Mickey:
It's finished. Yes. I'm finished. I don't want no more of this. I don't want no more of it! You understand? None of it! It's over with! [exits through the crowd]

Clubber:
Judge me by my fight record. [to Adrian] Hey, woman! Hey, woman! Listen here. Since your ol' man here ain't got no heart, maybe you like to see a real man. I bet you stay up late at night dreamin' you had a real man, don't ya? I tell you what? Bring your pretty, little self over to my apartment tonight, and I'll show you a real man.

Rocky:
[furiously] YOU WANT IT, YOU GOT IT!

Rocky III  Movie Quote

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[after the statue unveiling, Rocky finds Mickey packing his suitcase]

Rocky:
Why did you leave? Why did you walk away like that?

Mickey:
Life's too short, kid.

Rocky:
Where are you goin'?

Mickey:
I'm goin' on a permanent vacation, that's where.

Rocky:
What are you talkin' 'bout? We got one more fight.

Mickey:
No, no. Not we, you.

Rocky:
Why you doin' this? [Mickey doesn't answer, Rocky slams the suitcase shut] I said why you doin' this?!

Mickey:
Because you can't win, Rock! This guy'll kill ya to death inside of 3 rounds!

Rocky:
You're crazy.

Mickey:
What else is new?

Rocky:
He's just another fighter.

Mickey:
No, he ain't just another fighter. This guy is a wreckin' machine, and he's hungry! Hell, you ain't been hungry since you won that belt!

Rocky:
What are you talkin' about? I've had 10 title defenses.

Mickey:
That was easy!

Rocky:
What do you mean easy?

Mickey:
They was hand-picked!

Rocky:
Setups?

Mickey:
No, they weren't setups. They was good fighters, but they wasn't killers like this guy. He'll knock ya into tomorrow, Rock!

Rocky:
Jeez, Mick, why'd you do it?

Mickey:
'Cause the beating that you got from Apollo should have killed you, kid. It didn't. It was my job to keep ya winnin' and to keep ya healthy.

Rocky:
You really don't think I got nothin' left, do you?

Mickey:
Well, Rock, let's put it this way. Three years ago, you were supernatural. You was hard and nasty. You had this cast iron jaw. But then, the worst thing happened to you that could happen to any fighter. You got civilized. Don't worry, kid. You know, presidents retire, generals retire, horses retire, Man o War retired. They put him out to stud. That's what you should've done, retire.

Rocky:
I can't retire knowing all this, Mick.

Mickey:
Don't push it.

Rocky:
You've been carrying me.

Mickey:
We don't need it.

Rocky:
You've been carrying me, though.

Mickey:
I haven't been carryin' ya, I've been protecting you.

Rocky:
Look, I want this fight. Just one more.

Mickey:
We don't need it.

Rocky:
I'll live in the gym.

Mickey:
We don't need it.

Rocky:
Mick, I do. I'm askin' you to train me one last time.

Mickey:
No, I can't.

Rocky:
If you don't, I'm gonna tell everybody you ain't bought a new pair of underwear in 10 years.

Mickey:
You would, wouldn't you?

Rocky:
Yeah. Absolutely.

Mickey:
No.

Rocky:
C'mon. One more time, then it's over. Deal? Come on, come on.

Mickey:
It's your head kid. It's your head.

Rocky:
Yeah, it is. Thanks, Mick.

Rocky III  Movie Quote

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