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Pastor Dan Parker:
Let's talk about some things you could do at home.

Helen Harris:
You wanna know what I've been doing at home? I've been doing the best I can. Do you have any idea what this has done to my life?

Pastor Dan Parker:
Hey, Helen, you have any idea what it's done to theirs?

Helen Harris:
Hey, Pastor Dan? Mr. Self-righteous? I'm hanging on by a thread here. I lost my sister, my social life, my disposable income, my ability to fit into a size 2, and - this just in - my job. Pretty much the only two things that haven't disappeared are my nicotine fits and a few pounds that have recently taken up residence on my ass. So forgive me if I'm not too thrilled about being lectured, in Queens, about being a lousy legal guardian to three kids who maybe shouldn't have been given to me in the first place.

Raising Helen  Movie Quote

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Helen Harris:
See you at Vespers.

Pastor Dan Parker:
Do you know what Vespers is?

Helen Harris:
Some kind of scooter?

Pastor Dan Parker:
Close enough.

Raising Helen  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Helen Harris:
Pastor Dan just asked me out.

Audrey Davis:
That is so weird.

Pastor Dan Parker:
I can hear you. I'm still here. Go inside and do that.

Raising Helen  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[first lines]

Ralph:
Okay, my turn, my turn! Um, I got one.

Vanellope:
Great, but can you make it a little more challenging this time?

Ralph:
Okay, check this out. I spy with my little eye something yellow and round, and it eats dots.

Vanellope:
Seriously, Ralph?

Ralph:
Yeah, seriously. You're never gonna get it.

Vanellope:
Well, obviously it's Pac-Man!

Ralph:
No! That's not - why is that obvious?

Vanellope:
Name one other thing in this whole arcade that is yellow and round and eats dots.

Ralph:
I can name two things: Ms. Pac-Man and Baby Pac-Man. Boom! I accept your apology.

Vanellope:
Yeah, you're right. Okay, but was it Pac-Man?

Ralph:
Yeah, you got me.

Ralph Breaks the Internet  Movie Quote

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Ralph:
[as he enters Game Central Station] Sugar Rush is getting unplugged!

Ralph Breaks the Internet  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Vanellope glitches into the dressing room of the Disney Princesses]

Vanellope:
Uh, hi.

[the princesses surround her on all sides]

Vanellope:
Whoa! Whoa! Ladies, I can explain! See, um... I'm a princess, too.

Anna:
Wait. What?

Vanellope:
Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? I'm sure you've heard of us. It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't. [laughs nervously]

Pocahontas:
What kind of a princess are you?

Vanellope:
What kind?

Rapunzel:
Do you have magic hair?

Vanellope:
No.

Elsa:
Magic hands?

Vanellope:
No.

Cinderella:
Do animals talk to you?

Vanellope:
No.

Snow White:
Were you poisoned?

Vanellope:
No!

Tiana and Aurora:
Cursed?

Vanellope:
No!

Rapunzel and Belle:
Kidnapped or enslaved?

Vanellope:
No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?

Ariel:
Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch, where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs?

Vanellope:
No! Good Lord! Who would do that?!

Snow White:
Have you ever had true love's kiss?

Vanellope:
Eww! Barf!

Jasmine:
Do you have daddy issues?

Vanellope:
I don't even have a mom!

Numerous princesses:
Neither do we!

Rapunzel:
And now for the million dollar question: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?

Vanellope:
Yes! What is up with that?

All princesses:
She is a Princess!

[Snow White vocalizes]

Cinderella:
[eyes Vanellope's clothing] Who made your gown? I've never seen anything quite like it.

Vanellope:
Oh, this old thing?

Cinderella:
Oh, I'd so love to have one of my own.

Aurora:
As would I.

Moana:
Me, too!

Elsa:
So cool!

Rapunzel:
Best outfit ever!

Ariel:
I want one too, you guys!

Cinderella:
I'll get my mice on this.

Ralph Breaks the Internet  Movie Quote

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[the Princesses are relaxing with Vanellope, all wearing new modern clothes.]

Cinderella:
[sighs] So this is love. All hail Princess Vanellope, the queen of comfy.

[the other princesses cheer]

Ariel:
Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world, I never thought I'd get to wear a real... what's it called again? Oh, yeah. A shirt. [sings] I once had a dream that I might wear a shirt...

Vanellope:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait. What's going on?

Jasmine:
Uh, she's singing.

Vanellope:
Yeah, but there was, like, music and the spotlight and... Wait, you all saw it, too, right?

Tiana:
That's what happens when a princess sings about her dreams.

Vanellope:
Oh, that's never happened to me, I mean, not even once.

Rapunzel:
Why don't you give it a try? What is it you really want? Sing about that.

Vanellope:
Okay, uh, sure. I can do that. Uh, let's see. [clears throat; sings] Oh, steering wheel, oh, steering wheel. Oh, yes, I want a steering wheel. [scats]

Belle:
Well, there's a lot to unpack here. So, this steering wheel you sing of-- That's a metaphor?

Vanellope:
Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not a metaphor. It's just... I literally want a steering wheel. I think the issue was I was a little pitchy.

Mulan:
Maybe a little. But sometimes your song can't start until you go someplace to reflect.

Pocahontas:
What works for some of us is finding a form of water and staring at it.

Vanellope:
What?

Snow White:
Oh, yes. I like to stare at a wishing well.

Moana:
I stare at the ocean.

Mulan:
Horse trough.

Cinderella:
Soap bubbles.

Vanellope:
Wait, you're saying if I just stare at some water...

Ariel:
Important water.

Vanellope:
Right, of course, important water. I stare at the important water, and somehow magically, I'll start singing about my dream?

Rapunzel:
For sure.

Tiana:
Mm-hmm.

Vanellope:
Uh, yeah. I don't think so, ladies, but thanks.

[C-3PO enters]

C-3PO:
Five minutes, Princesses. Another "Which Disney Princess are you?" quizlet starts in five minutes.

[he leaves]

Jasmine:
Okay, thank you.

Tiana:
Well, I guess it's back to the gowns, girls.

Aurora:
It was lovely to meet you, Vanellope.

Belle:
And best of luck finding your song.

Merida:
Och. Lang may yer lum reek, and may a moose ne'er leave your girnal with a tear drop in his eye. Haste ye back, me lassie!

Vanellope:
Uh-huh. What did she just say?

Tiana:
We don't know.

Moana:
We can't understand her.

Anna:
She's from the other studio.

Vanellope:
Ah.

Ralph Breaks the Internet  Movie Quote

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Vanellope:
Ralph look, I think you fixed your insecurity.

Ralph:
Yeah I did. [as Virus Ralph disappears] Woohoo! [he starts to fall]

Vanellope:
NO!

J.P. Spamley:
[comes to the rescue] Pocket right here, Ralph! Your old friend J.P. Spamley's got you!

Ralph:
[surprised] Woohoo! [goes right through it and still falls, knocked out silly]

J.P. Spamley:
[surprised] Wow, that didn't work. [as Ralph was about to fall to his immediate death the princesses see him falling]

Rapunzel:
[gasps] Look up there! It's a big, strong man in need of rescuing! [Moana uses her oar to let out the ocean, Ariel uses it to make a loop-de-loop, and lands on Jasmine's Magic Carpet, and Elsa freezes it into a slide for Ralph. Meanwhile, the other princesses are making their dresses to get Ralph to safety and then he approaches it using the other dresses as parachutes and Ariel sings a few notes to get Pocahontas's attention and she blows him to the place where Aurora got cursed to slumber and Tiana approaches Ralph and uses Naveen to kiss and wake him up from his slumber]

Ralph:
Ah, thanks, Frogger. [notices that the princesses have saved Ralph from falling to his death] Wait a minute, who are all of you?

Jasmine:
We're friends of Vanellope's.

Elsa:
Yeah. And any friend of Vanellope's is a friend of ours.

Moana:
You're welcome.

Vanellope:
[offscreen] Ralph!

Yesss:
[laughs] Looking good, big fella!

Ralph:
Hey y'all! [extends his hand that the dress starts to rip as the princesses saw it and laugh] This dress is not made for a big boy. [laughs] It's going right back the alley there. Let me just make a little ajustment. [ajusts the dress and shows his fat belly] There we go. [princesses laugh]

Ralph Breaks the Internet  Movie Quote

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Felix:
[Approaches to Ralph, sitting peacefully in the bench while watching the sunrise] Hey. You doing okay there Ralph?

Ralph:
Yeah. I am, actually. I'm doing great. [as the arcade characters reporting to their games] Come on, Felix. Let's get to work, Buddy. [as the two heads off to Fix-It Felix Jr., we zoom back into the plug of the Linkster Wi-Fi router, then we fade to the interior of the arcade section of Litwak's Family Fun Center, we fade to the doors outside, and finally the parking lot in which Del Litwak's car arrives for work, before cutting to the main title]

Ralph Breaks the Internet  Movie Quote

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[Col. Trautman sees off Rambo]

Trautman:
Good luck son.

Rambo:
Murdock said he was with 2nd Battalion, 3rd Marines at Kon Tum in '66.

Trautman:
Yeah.

Rambo:
The 2nd Battalion was at Kud Sank. You're the only one I trust. [gets aboard plane]

Rambo: First Blood Part II  Movie Quote

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Rambo:
[points to Co's necklace] What is this?

Co-Bao:
It bring me good luck. What bring you luck?

Rambo:
[holds up his combat knife; Co stares at it in shock and surprise] I guess this.

Rambo: First Blood Part II  Movie Quote

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[Col. Trautman's angry over the decision to leave Rambo and the truth about his mission]

Murdock:
Oh Trautman, I still don't think you understand what this is all about.

Trautman:
The same as it always is! Money! In '72 we were supposed to pay the Cong four-and-a-half billion in war reparations. We reneged, they kept the POWs... and you're doing the same thing all over again.

Murdock:
And what the hell would you do, Trautman? Pay blackmail money to ransom our own men and finance the war effort against our allies? What if some burn-out POW shows up on the six o-clock news? What do you want to do... start the war all over again? You wanna bomb Hanoi? You want everybody screaming for armed invasion? Do you honestly think somebody's gonna get up on the floor of the United States Senate, and ask for billions of dollars for a couple of forgotten ghosts?

Trautman:
Men, Goddamn it! Men... who fought for their country!

Murdock:
That's enough! Trautman, I'm gonna forget this conversation ever took place.

Trautman:
You bastard!

Murdock:
And if I were you... I'd never make the mistake of bringing this subject up again.

Trautman:
Oh, you're the one who's making the mistake.

Murdock:
Yeah? What mistake?

Trautman:
Rambo.

Rambo: First Blood Part II  Movie Quote

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Murdock:
Rambo, I didn't make the orders, I take them, just like you. [Rambo takes his knife out of his scabbard] I swear to God, I didn't know it was supposed to happen like this. It was just supposed to be another assignment!

Rambo:
Mission... accomplished. [grabs Murdock by the neck, pinning him to his own desk; drives his combat knife into the desk right next to Murdock's head] You know there's more men out there, you know where they are. Find 'em, or I'll find you.

Rambo: First Blood Part II  Movie Quote

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Colonel Trautman:
You expect sympathy? You started this damn war, now you'll have to deal with it.

Zaysen:
And we will. It is just a matter of time before we achieve a complete victory.

Trautman:
Yeah, well, there won't be a victory. Every day, your war machines lose ground to a bunch of poorly-armed, poorly-equipped freedom fighters. The fact is that you underestimated your competition. If you'd studied your history, you'd know that these people have never given up to anyone. They'd rather die than be slaves to an invading army. You can't defeat a people like that. We tried; we already had our Vietnam! Now you're gonna have yours.

Zaysen:
So, you wish to test me? Good.

Rambo III  Movie Quote

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[Hamid the boy is curious about Rambo]

Hamid:
Where do you come from?

John Rambo:
Arizona.

Hamid:
How many days' walk?

Rambo:
Two years.

Rambo III  Movie Quote

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[Col. Zaysen tries to contact his troops but hears a strange voice]

Zaysen:
Who are you?

Rambo:
Your worst nightmare.

Rambo III  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Soviet forces block Trautman and Rambo as they try to escape Afghanistan]

Zaysen:
Drop your weapons! Now! You have no chance of escape! Come forward! I wish to take you back alive! This is your last warning! The choice is yours!

Colonel Trautman:
What do you say John?

John Rambo:
...Fuck 'em. [opens fire]

Rambo III  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Detective Jimmy Shaker:
[holding a gun to Cubby's head and clamping a hand on his mouth] Are you a known scumbag in this precinct? Go on, shake your head. Go on!

[Cubby nods]

Detective Jimmy Shaker:
Now, a high profile kid was snatched yesterday. You got no idea who knows about it. Cops, FBI, anybody, right?

[Cubby shakes his head]

Detective Jimmy Shaker:
So what do you do? You - a known scumbag - walk into a grocery store filled with cops and you ask for a box of kiddy cereal? Now, I don't know about you, but I think that makes you a four-star asshole. What do you think?

[Cubby nods. Shaker uncovers Cubby's mouth and puts his gun away]

Detective Jimmy Shaker:
What the hell were you gonna do with the videos? Kid's got tape on his eyes, for Christ's sake!

Cubby Barnes:
I thought he could listen to 'em.

Detective Jimmy Shaker:
Jesus! Don't be stupid again.

Ransom  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tom Mullen:
Why would they ever let my son go, no matter what I do? I mean, no matter what I do... pay, don't pay, comply, tell him to go fuck himself - why would they give him back? I mean, he's a witness any way you cut it. It's all bullshit, it's all just... seven out of ten.

Kate Mullen:
What are you saying?

Tom Mullen:
All right: Morlock Man gets his money, I don't think we'll ever see Sean again. That's if he's still alive to begin with.

Agent Lonnie Hawkins:
Whoa, now. Are you talking about not paying?

Kate Mullen:
No! No, we pay him!

Tom Mullen:
Now wait a minute. Listen to me... Morlock man says the pickup guy will give me an address for Sean. I get there, the guy sticks a gun in my face. I said, "You want the money, now give me the address? Where's the address?" You should've seen his face. He had no, absolutely NO idea what I was talking about. None!

Agent Lonnie Hawkins:
Okay...

Tom Mullen:
This is not business to him. This is very personal.

Agent Lonnie Hawkins:
I tell you that everybody pays, and we get back 7 out of 10.

Tom Mullen:
If we give him what he wants, he will kill Sean!

Agent Lonnie Hawkins:
Tom, you've got to play the odds, man. I've been doing this for eighteen years, and if I were a betting man, I would bet on the people who pay every time, out of the gate.

Tom Mullen:
Did you bet on the ones where you got back a corpse?

Ransom  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sean Mullen:
Can I have a bar of chocolate? Hey, I know you.

Maris Conner:
No, you don't! Don't look at me! You don't know me!

[She puts fresh tape over his eyes]

Maris Conner:
What? Do you think this isn't happening? What? You think your dad's gonna come in and save you? Is that what you think? Well, he ain't. Nobody's coming. All right? You understand that? Nobody's coming. Because this is it for you.

Ransom  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tom Mullen:
[phone ring. Tom answers] What?

Detective Jimmy Shaker:
You want to talk to your son?

Tom Mullen:
Yes, of course I do.

Sean Mullen:
[Jimmy puts phone up to Sean's mouth] Daddy? Dad?

[Jimmy pulls phone away]

Tom Mullen:
Sean. Sean. How arβ€” son...

Kate Mullen:
I want to listen.

[Kate puts on headphones]

Detective Jimmy Shaker:
That's enough.

Tom Mullen:
No, put him back on, I want to talk to him.

Detective Jimmy Shaker:
You just did. Now, you listen, real, real good. You've got one more chance to pay up, or you're never gonna talk to him again. No more fucking around. This is it. Right now. What's it gonna be?

Tom Mullen:
...No. This is bullshit. You're not gonna touch him. You can't be that stupid. Do you have any idea the rain of shit I can put on you?

Detective Jimmy Shaker:
Look at your wife. Look at her face, motherfucker. Do you know what I can do to your boy?

Tom Mullen:
Is it dark where you're calling from? Got the shades drawn? Kind of like a cellar, right? Like a cave? Well, you better get used to that. You better get used to crawling in the dark for the rest of your days, because I am gonna get the best group of manhunters in this country, and I am gonna dedicate my life to tracking you down.

Detective Jimmy Shaker:
Hey, hey, get your head out of your ass! You think you can threaten me, huh? Who do you think you're dealing with? GIMME THE MONEY!

Tom Mullen:
Fuck you and your two million! Don't you understand English, you useless piece of shit? No money! None!

Detective Jimmy Shaker:
Let me tell you something. You think you're suffering now, huh? You got no idea what suffering is. If I don't get the cash in one hour, this kid is dead!

Tom Mullen:
I don't get my son back, and I mean real soon, you better kill yourself, because when I catch up with you, I'm gonna take my goddamn time. By the time we're finished, you're gonna wish you weren't born! I'll have your head on a fucking pike, do you understand me?

Detective Jimmy Shaker:
Fuck you! I'll fucking kill him right now!

Kate Mullen:
I want to talk!

Tom Mullen:
You kill him, you kill yourself, you motherfucker! GIVE ME BACK MY SON!

Kate Mullen:
Hello?!

Detective Jimmy Shaker:
: YOU WANT HIM?

Tom Mullen:
YES!

Detective Jimmy Shaker:
YOU WANT HIM?

[Jimmy hits speaker phone with gun]

Sean Mullen:
Daddy!

[Jimmy fires gun]

Ransom  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Detective Jimmy Shaker:
[whispering, after beating Kate] It's very simple.

[Kate moans from pain and through a choke-hold]

Detective Jimmy Shaker:
I'm growing very, very tired of this bullshit.

Kate Mullen:
Then could you...

Detective Jimmy Shaker:
It's up to you. Get him to take back the reward and pay me my money... or you're gonna find pieces of your little boy all over New York. I'm not gonna waste a bullet. I'm just gonna sharpen my knife.

Ransom  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[A hotel employee hands Nick Schaffer his bill]

Nick Schaffer:
Wait - what's this $110?

Employee:
Uh, those are your in-room movies.

Nick Schaffer:
No, I didn't watch any movies.

Employee:
Okay, let's see..."Afro Whores".

Nick Schaffer:
"Afro Whores"?

Employee:
It says you watched it... 11 times.

Nick Schaffer:
No, I didn't watch that.

Employee:
2:00 "Afro Whores", 3:30 "Afro Whores", 5:00 "Afro Whores"... It says in the morning you watched The Grinch for ten minutes, then switched back over to "Afro Whores".

Nick Schaffer:
I swear I didn't watch it. Okay? I was at a bachelor party. There were 35 people there. You can ask any of them. You have to take that off my record.

Hotel Clerk:
It's not a record, sir.

Nick Schaffer:
It... It's a delete.

Hotel Clerk:
Okay, fine. How many times did you watch it?

Nick Schaffer:
Uh, none! I didn't watch it!

Hotel Clerk:
Are you sure? "Sizzling, three-way, backdoor action featuring two sexy soul sisters...”

Nick Schaffer:
No, I don't need to know what it's about! I did not watch it! [hotel clerk raises her eyebrows] I didn't!

Rat Race  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Duane and Blaine Cody walk up to the top of a flight of stairs, Duane places a glass on the ground]

Duane Cody:
Okay, see that shot glass? Walk across the lobby, slip on the glass, let gravity do the rest.

Blaine Cody:
I-ight 'eak y eck!

Duane Cody:
It's true, you could break your neck, but it's a risk I'm willing to take.

Blaine Cody:
Hy ont u oo it?

Duane Cody:
Because, Einstein, one of us needs to be the victim and one of us needs to be the witness! What kind of witness would you make? I'm your own brother, I don't know what the hell you're saying. How's your tongue, let me see.

[Blaine opens his mouth, showing a blackened tongue with a stud in it; Duane cringes]

Blaine Cody:
Ows it ook?

Duane Cody:
...It looks good, getting better.

Rat Race  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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