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Jones:
Belloq.

Belloq:
Good afternoon, Dr. Jones.

Jones:
I ought to kill you right now.

Belloq:
Not a very private place for a murder.

Jones:
Well, these Arabs don't care if we kill each other. They're not going to interfere in our business.

Belloq:
It was not I who brought the girl into all this. Please, sit down before you fall down. We can at least behave like civilized people. :[Indy then sits down as the monkey crawls off his shoulder and scampers away.] I see your taste in friends remains consistent. How odd that it should end this way for us, after so many... stimulating encounters. I almost regret it. Where shall I find a new adversary so close to my own level?

Jones:
Try the local sewer.

Belloq:
You and I are very much alike. Archaeology is our religion, yet we have both fallen from the pure faith. Our methods have not differed as much as you pretend. I am a shadowy reflection of you. It would take only a nudge to make you like me. To push you out of the light.

Jones:
Now you're gettin' nasty.

Belloq:
You know it's true. How nice. Look at this. [holds out a pocket watch.] It's worthless. Ten dollars from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless! Like the Ark! Men will kill for it. Men like you and me.

Jones:
What about your boss, der Führer? I thought he was waiting to take possession.

Belloq:
All in good time. When I am finished with it. Jones, do you realize what the Ark is? It's a transmitter! It's a radio for speaking to God, and it's within my reach!

Jones:
You wanna talk to God? Let's go see Him together. I've got nothing better to do.

[Indy prepares to shoot Belloq, but the Arabs pull guns on him and a crowd of children hurry in to escort him away]

Belloq:
Next time, Dr. Jones, it will take more than children to save you!

Raiders of the Lost Ark  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Indy and Sallah are peering down upon opening the Well of Souls]

Sallah:
Indy, why does the floor move?

Jones:
Give me your torch.

[Indy drops the torch into the chamber, revealing hundreds of snakes covering the floor of the Well]

Jones:
Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?

Sallah:
Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.

Raiders of the Lost Ark  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Belloq:
[looking down at Indy in the Well of Souls] Hello! Hello! Why, Dr. Jones, whatever are you doing in such a nasty place?

Jones:
Why don't you come on down here? I'll show ya!

Belloq:
Thank you, my friend, but I think we are all very comfortable up here. Yes, that's right, isn't it? Yes, we are all very comfortable up here. So once again, Jones, what was briefly yours is now mine. What a fitting end to your life's pursuits. You're about to become a permanent addition to this archaeological find. Who knows? In a thousand years, even you may be worth something!

Jones:
[laughs] [mutters] Son of a bitch...

Dietrich:
I'm afraid we must be going now, Dr. Jones. Our prize is awaited in Berlin. But we do not wish to leave you down in that awful place... all alone.

Raiders of the Lost Ark  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jones:
I'm going after that truck.

Sallah:
How?

Jones:
I don't know. I'm making this up as I go.

Raiders of the Lost Ark  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jones:
Hello! [Indy is aiming a grenade launcher at the Ark from a ridge above]

Belloq:
Jones? Jones?!

Jones:
I'm gonna blow up the Ark, René!

Belloq:
Your persistence surprises even me! You're going to give mercenaries a bad name.

Col. Dietrich:
Dr. Jones? Surely you don't think you can escape from this island?

Jones:
That depends on how reasonable we're all willing to be. All I want is the girl.

Col. Dietrich:
If we refuse?

Jones:
Then your Führer has no prize.

Belloq:
[ordering the soldiers] Okay, stand back. All of you, stand back. Get back. [to Jones] Okay, Jones. You win. Blow it up. [soldiers move to encircle the Ark, but Belloq takes a machine gun and forces them back] Yes, blow it up! Blow it back to God. All your life has been spent in pursuit of archaeological relics. Inside the Ark are treasures beyond your wildest aspirations. You want to see it open as well as I. Indiana... we are simply passing through history. This... [gestures to the Ark] This is history. [Marion, Toht, Dietrich and the soldiers exchange pensive looks] Do as you will. [Indy begrudgingly lowers the grenade launcher and soldiers appear behind him]

Raiders of the Lost Ark  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Brody:
Where is the Ark?

Maj. Eaton:
I thought we'd settled that. The Ark is somewhere very safe.

Jones:
From whom?

Brody:
The Ark is a source of unspeakable power and it has to be researched!

Maj. Eaton:
And it will be, I assure you, Doctor Brody, Doctor Jones. We have top men working on it right now.

Jones:
Who?

Maj. Eaton:
Top... men...

Raiders of the Lost Ark  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Bruner:
Wouldn't you be more comfortable in your K-mart clothes, Raymond?

Charlie:
Tell him, Raymond.

Raymond:
K-mart sucks.

Rain Man  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Doctor:
Are you autistic?

Raymond:
I don't think so. No. Definitely not.

Rain Man  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Raymond:
Gotta get my boxer shorts at K-Mart.

Charlie:
[pulls over and gets out of the car] I'm going out of my mind! Outta my mind! WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHERE YOU BUY UNDERWEAR?! WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?! UNDERWEAR IS UNDERWEAR! IT IS UNDERWEAR WHEREVER YOU BUY IT! IN CINCINNATI OR WHEREVER!!

Raymond:
K-Mart.

Charlie:
You know what I think, Ray? I think this autism is a bunch of shit! Because you can't tell me that you're not in there somewhere!

Raymond:
Boxer shorts. K-Mart.

Rain Man  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Charlie:
I'll see you soon.

Raymond:
Yeah. One for bad, two for good.

Charlie:
Bet two for good.

Raymond:
Yeah. Course three minutes to Wapner.

Charlie:
You'll make it.

Raymond:
Yeah.

Rain Man  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

FBI Investigator:
Is it true your name was originally 'Nathan Huffheinz'?

Nathan:
Yeah, what of it?

FBI Investigator:
Why did you change it?

Nathan:
Would you buy furniture from a place called "Unpainted Huffheinz"?

Raising Arizona  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

H.I. McDunnough:
(to the cashier) I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got.

Edwina 'Ed' McDunnough:
That sum'bitch. That son of a bitch! (runs out of the car and yells outside the store window) You son of a bitch!

H.I. McDunnough:
And make it quick, I'm in dutch with the wife.

Edwina 'Ed' McDunnough:
(loudly) YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!! (gets inside the car and quickly drives away)

Raising Arizona  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Moses:
An' when they was no meat we ate fowl. An'when they was no fowl we ate crawdad. An' when they was no crawdad to be foun', we ate San'.

HI:
You ate what?

Moses:
(nodding): We ate San'.

HI:
You ate sand?!

Moses:
Dass right . . .

Raising Arizona  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nathan:
Who the hell are you?

Leonard:
Smalls. Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny. But I got no friends.

Nathan:
Stop you're gonna make me bust out cryin.

Raising Arizona  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Evelle:
Balloons. (He unhooks a bag of balloons.) Hey. These blow up into funny shapes at all?

Cashier:
Well naw. Unless round is funny.

Raising Arizona  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Helen starts to read Jenny's letter from Lindsay]

Helen Harris:
Dear Jenny, If you're reading this, you know that I'm gone. And I asked Helen to be the guardian for the kids.

Lindsay Davis:
[voiceover] And you're probably freaked about it. Yes, it's a surprising choice, considering that you are the most incredible mother I've ever known. If you find this letter odd, understand that my "always be prepared" Paul convinced me to write it now while our children are young. You must know from experience that when it comes to picking somebody else to raise your kids, no one seems right. No one is you. And so you choose someone who is most like you. Someone that will give the kids a taste of their real mom, the mom they lost and never really got to know. In so many ways, we are so much alike, that's why I chose Helen. Of course, she'll have lots of fights with the kids, yet she'll find a way to make up. I know sometimes she messes things up and makes big mistakes. On the other hand, she also makes big comebacks. Respect her Jenny. Give her a shot. We're family and I'm counting on you to keep everyone together. I know, Helen will certainly need some help learning how to be a mother to my kids, but I've got you for that. And who could be better? After all, you raised Helen, you'll teach her how to be a mom. Just like you taught her how to tie her shoes. I can still hear you telling her, "The bunny goes around the tree, and into the burrow...

Helen Harris:
[watches Sarah tie her shoe] Pull tight.

Raising Helen  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jenny Portman:
[Being kicked by her unborn child] Ooh, ooh! Sweetie, what did mommy say about kicking while she's having a conversation? You need to wait until she's finished. Thank you very much.

Helen Harris:
Did you just boss around the unborn?

Jenny Portman:
It's never too early to learn good manners.

Raising Helen  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Helen Harris Audrey sweetie can you do me a favor and get me your wallet?

Audrey Davis:
Why?

Audrey Davis:
Could you just do it please?

[Audrey closes the closet door, gets the wallet in her backpack and shows it to Helen]

Helen Harris:
Open it up and give me your fake I.D.

Audrey Davis:
Why?

Helen Harris:
Because I said so. That's why.

Audrey Davis:
I'm not gonna give it to you, I am not a child!

Helen Harris:
Yes, you are. You are a child, Audrey. And you have a right to a childhood and you should fight for it but if you won't, then I will. Now give me your I.D.

[Audrey gets fake I.D. out of her wallet and throws it at Helen]

Helen Harris:
That was very adult of you.

Audrey Davis:
[shouts] You tricked me! I thought you were on my side, but you're just like her. [points at Aunt Jenny] I hate you, do you hear me, I hate you!

Helen Harris:
Well, I guess we are just gonna have to learn to live with that.

Raising Helen  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Audrey Davis:
What is the matter with you? Don't you remember what it's like to be young?

Helen Harris:
Of course I do... it was last Wednesday!

Raising Helen  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Audrey Davis:
[after Jenny bursts into the motel room she is in with BZ] Aunt Jenny? What are you doing here? How did you find...

Jenny Portman:
You have ten seconds to get your things together and get in the car. [to BZ who has just come out of the bathroom] Stay. Ten...

Audrey Davis:
You're not my mother, if you haven't noticed.

Jenny Portman:
No. But I love you very much, and I will be your worst nightmare if you don't get in that car now. Seven, six...

BZ:
But we're not ready to go yet.

Jenny Portman:
Oh, you're not ready? Well... Well, are you ready for this? [Jenny who is pregnant motions to her stomach] I don't think so. Are you ready to be a parent? I don't think so. Four, three...

Audrey Davis:
Are you happy? You've just ruined my entire life.

Jenny Portman:
Well, we'll fix it later. Two... [to BZ] You.

BZ:
Chill out, Mommy.

Jenny Portman:
Hey.

BZ:
It's all good.

Jenny Portman:
Don't you talk to me like that.

BZ:
It's just a prom.

Jenny Portman:
You listen to me. If you ever so much as blink in her direction again, I can and will bury you so far in the ground that the heat from the earth's core will incinerate your sorry ass. Do you understand me?

"'BZ'":
Yes, ma'am.

Jenny Portman:
By the way, you're not a bad person, but this is very bad behavior. Very bad behavior.

Raising Helen  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pastor Dan Parker:
Let's talk about some things you could do at home.

Helen Harris:
You wanna know what I've been doing at home? I've been doing the best I can. Do you have any idea what this has done to my life?

Pastor Dan Parker:
Hey, Helen, you have any idea what it's done to theirs?

Helen Harris:
Hey, Pastor Dan? Mr. Self-righteous? I'm hanging on by a thread here. I lost my sister, my social life, my disposable income, my ability to fit into a size 2, and - this just in - my job. Pretty much the only two things that haven't disappeared are my nicotine fits and a few pounds that have recently taken up residence on my ass. So forgive me if I'm not too thrilled about being lectured, in Queens, about being a lousy legal guardian to three kids who maybe shouldn't have been given to me in the first place.

Raising Helen  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Helen Harris:
See you at Vespers.

Pastor Dan Parker:
Do you know what Vespers is?

Helen Harris:
Some kind of scooter?

Pastor Dan Parker:
Close enough.

Raising Helen  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Helen Harris:
Pastor Dan just asked me out.

Audrey Davis:
That is so weird.

Pastor Dan Parker:
I can hear you. I'm still here. Go inside and do that.

Raising Helen  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[first lines]

Ralph:
Okay, my turn, my turn! Um, I got one.

Vanellope:
Great, but can you make it a little more challenging this time?

Ralph:
Okay, check this out. I spy with my little eye something yellow and round, and it eats dots.

Vanellope:
Seriously, Ralph?

Ralph:
Yeah, seriously. You're never gonna get it.

Vanellope:
Well, obviously it's Pac-Man!

Ralph:
No! That's not - why is that obvious?

Vanellope:
Name one other thing in this whole arcade that is yellow and round and eats dots.

Ralph:
I can name two things: Ms. Pac-Man and Baby Pac-Man. Boom! I accept your apology.

Vanellope:
Yeah, you're right. Okay, but was it Pac-Man?

Ralph:
Yeah, you got me.

Ralph Breaks the Internet  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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