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[Lisa has finally convinced Jackson to let her go to the lavatory]

Jackson:
Okay. I trust you.

Lisa:
And I need my purse.

Jackson:
Not that much!

– Red Eye  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lisa:
Whatever you say.

Jackson:
What, no questions?

Lisa:
What good have they done me so far?

Jackson:
Best question you’ve asked all night.

– Red Eye  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lisa:
It happened in a parking lot, the scar, two years ago, in the middle of the day. He held a knife to my throat the whole time. Ever since I've been trying to convince myself of one thing over and over.

Jackson:
That it was beyond your control.

Lisa:
No, that it would never happen again. [she stabs him in the neck with a pen]

– Red Eye  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lisa Reisert:
Please, just stop whoever's outside my dad's house!

Jackson Rippner:
I already have, by twice intercepting these little communiques! You know, if they'd have fallen into the hands of a by-the-book stewardess, she'd have gone straight to the cockpit and we'd have landed somewhere else! If that happens, Leese, our guy in the BMW's gonna know about it, so do Dad a favor and stop gambling with his life!

– Red Eye  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[after the bomb incident at Lux Atlantic]

Marianne Taylor:
Lisa! Do you have any idea what we've been through? First, there was no reservation. [smiles forcedly at Cynthia] Then, our ceiling exploded. I got chunks of plaster all over me. I could get asthma.

Lisa Reisert:
I'm so sorry, Mrs. Taylor. Is there anything we can do to make it up to you?

Marianne Taylor:
Yes. Start by cleaning house. Get rid of her. She is completely useless.

Bob Taylor:
Absolutely. And cheeky, too.

Lisa Reisert:
I see. Well... [she looks over at Cynthia, then to the Taylors] Here's what you can do. You can fill out a comment card at our front desk.

Marianne Taylor:
A comment card? [indignantly to Bob] She asked us to fill out a comment card.

Bob Taylor:
You want us to fill out a comment card?

Lisa Reisert:
Yes, I do. And after you've finished, you can go ahead and just shove it up your ass.

[both Taylors are struck dumb by this sentence]

Cynthia:
Yeah. [as she walks away with Lisa, arm in arm] You are so my hero.

Lisa Reisert:
Let's open the bar.

Cynthia:
Champagne?

Lisa Reisert:
Oh, anything but a bay breeze.

– Red Eye  Movie Quote

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[Opening lines, after quick musical introduction and opening credits]

Narrator:
Good evening, kiddies. Once upon a time, Little Red Riding Hood was skipping through the woods. She was going to her grandmother's house to take grandma a basket of nice goodies. But waiting in the woods was a mean old wolf ready to pounce upon poor Little Red Riding Hood.

Wolf:
Oh, stop it! "Waiting in the woods was the mean old wolf ready to pounce on poor Red Riding Hood." I'm fed up with that sissy stuff. It's the same old story over and over. If you can't do this thing a new way, Bud, I quit!

[Little Red Riding Hood throws her basket, to the ground angrily]

Red:
Me too. Every cartoon studio in Hollywood has done it this way.

Grandma:
Yes, I'm plenty sick of it myself.

[All three start complaining at the same time]

Grandma:
...The man smells!

Narrator:
Ok! Ok! Alright! We'll do the story a new way!

– Red Hot Riding Hood  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Fen:
I know you have work to do, Tom, but I want to be part of it. I love you. I want to be with you. Please take me with you. I'm strong. I can stand anything you can.

Tom:
It's too much for a woman.

Fen:
Too much for a woman? Put your arms around me, Tom. Hold me. Feel me in your arms. Do I feel weak, Tom? I don't, do I? Oh, you'll need me. You'll need a woman. You need what a woman can give you to do what you have to do. Oh listen to me, Tom. Listen with your head and your heart too. The sun only shines half the time, Tom. The other half is night.

Tom:
I've made up my mind.

Fen:
Oh change your mind, Tom. Just once in your life change your mind.

Tom:
I'll send for ya. Will ya come?

Fen:
Of course I'll come. But you're wrong.

...

Fen:
Go, please. If you're going to go, please go now. I want to be with you so much. My knees feel like...like they have knives in them. Bye.

– Red River  Movie Quote

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Dunson:
Don't ever trust anybody until you know 'em.

Matt:
I won't - after this. Thanks for telling me.

– Red River  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dunson:
Yeah, well, it looks like we'll have to take you along. [he returns Matt's gun] Well, are you gonna use it?

Matt:
No, no. But don't ever try to take it away from me again.

Dunson:
[to Groot] He'll do.

– Red River  Movie Quote

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Dunson:
This is it. This is where we start growin' good beef...Everything a man could want. Good water and grass and plenty of it.

Matt:
Who does it belong to?

Dunson:
To me! Some day, that'll all be covered with good beef. And I'll put a mark, a brand on 'em, to show they're mine too.

Matt:
What kind of a mark?

Dunson:
I've been thinkin' about that. There'll be two lines, like this, like the banks of a river. It'll be the Red River brand.

– Red River  Movie Quote

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Matt:
I see a 'D' for Dunson, but my name's Matthew...I don't see any 'M' on that brand.

Dunson:
I'll put an 'M' on it when you earn it.

Matt:
That's fair enough. I'll earn it.

– Red River  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dunson:
Tell Don Diego, tell him that all the land north of that river's mine. Tell him to stay off of it.

Fernandez:
Oh, but the land is his.

Dunson:
Where did he get it?

Fernandez:
Oh many years ago by grant and patent, inscribed by the King of all of Spain.

Dunson:
You mean he took it away from whomever was here before. Indians maybe.

Fernandez:
Maybe so.

Dunson:
Well, I'm takin' it away from him.

Fernandez:
Others have thought as you, señor. Others have tried.

Dunson:
And you've always been good enough to stop 'em?

Fernandez:
Amigo, it is my work.

Dunson:
Pretty unhealthy job.

– Red River  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Matt:
How'd you know when he was gonna draw?

Dunson:
By watchin' his eyes. Remember that.

Matt:
I will.

– Red River  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dunson:
And there as they stand, there isn't a head worth a plug three cent piece...It all happened while you were away, Matt. More cattle than a man could gather elsewhere in two lifetimes. And I'm broke. Unless we can move 'em, I'm broke...I'm not gonna take it haunch-backed like the rest around here. There's no market for cattle in Texas...Then I'll take 'em where there is a market, if it means drivin' them a thousand miles.

Matt:
Missouri?

Dunson:
Yeah.

Matt:
That's what I figured.

Dunson:
And have you two been doin' a lot of figurin'? While you were at it, did you figure out the best way to get 'em there?

Matt:
Which trail to take? Yeah.

– Red River  Movie Quote

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Matt:
He's afraid.

Groot:
Afraid? Why you're crazy, you're looney.

Matt:
Am I?

Groot:
Sure, sure, I'm scared too. But I've been here, watchin' and seein'...seein' a man fightin', fightin' with his soul and gut to hang onto this place. Fourteen years of it. And it cost him dear too. It cost him a woman. The only woman he ever wanted...You knew about that. It cost him the killin' of them seven graves, men who tried to take the place away from him. But that weren't hard. Not that.

Matt:
No, he knows that kind of fighting. What else?

Groot:
And then come the war when you was away. He learned a lot of things for hisself. He learned that a ranch ain't only beef but it's money. But the war took all the money out of the South. He didn't know about money, Matt. He never had none. He didn't know what to do.

Matt:
You mean he just doesn't know who to fight.

Groot:
Yeah.

Matt:
That's all right.

Groot:
He's just been waitin' for you to head the herd north and drive. A full drive that's never been done before. Nine, ten thousand head of cattle clear to Missouri.

Matt:
We could make it.

Groot:
We...well Matt, I'm glad you come home, cause, well, I'm glad you come home.

– Red River  Movie Quote

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Dunson:
I said 'Brand him.'

Matt:
He's wearing a Meeker iron.

Dunson:
I can't see it.

Matt:
[To Teeler] Brand him.

Teeler:
All right, but the next one up's another Diego.

Matt:
Brand him. Put the iron on all of 'em, Teeler. Anything you see, slap it with a 'Red River D' and burn it deep.

Dunson:
Why not?

Matt:
You're gonna wind up branding every rump in the state of Texas except mine.

Dunson:
Hand me that iron, Teeler. You don't think I'd do it, do ya?

Matt:
I don't.

Dunson:
Matt, I'm goin' to Missouri with every steer, cow, and bull that I can lay my hands on.

Matt:
I think Meeker might be real pleased to see our brand on his stock.

Dunson:
That I'll argue with Meeker.

– Red River  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cherry:
That's a good looking gun you were about to use back there. Can I see it? [Matt hands his gun over] And you'd like to see mine. [Cherry hands it to Matt] Nice! Awful nice! You know, there are only two things more beautiful than a good gun: a Swiss watch or a woman from anywhere. You ever had a good Swiss watch?

Matt:
Go ahead! Try it!

[Cherry fires a shot and knocks a can into the air. Matt also hits the can in the air with a shot of his own]

Cherry:
Hey! That's very good!

[Matt shoots at another can, knocking it into the air. Cherry hits it in the air with a shot of his own.]

Matt:
Hey! Hey! That's good too! Go on! Keep it going!

– Red River  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dunson:
There they are, Matt. Fourteen years of hard work. And they say we can't make the drive.

Matt:
They could be wrong.

Dunson:
They'd better be.

– Red River  Movie Quote

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Cherry:
Why drive 'em to Missouri? Why not turn west at the Red and head 'em for Kansas?...There's a railroad in Kansas, too...I saw the one in Topeka, and there's one in Abilene...

Buster McGee:
Abilene, that's further west!

Matt:
Did you see it in Abilene?

Cherry:
I didn't get there. I met a girl in Kansas City. She fancied she could sing. She had...

Matt:
You know, if we could head west at the Red...

Groot:
We'd save ourselves a heap of...

Dunson:
We're goin' to Missouri. I've seen buyers and cash in Sedalia. [To Cherry] What have you seen in Abilene?

Cherry:
Not a thing. Just the girl told me...

Dunson:
We're goin' to Missouri. [Dunson walks off]

Cherry:
[To Matt about Dunson] I suppose if I tangled with him, I'd have to take you on too.

Matt:
You'll find him a handful by himself.

– Red River  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Groot:
[about his false teeth, that he lost playing cards] If you was half-human, you'd give 'em back to me. You can see I could use 'em. Besides, it would help keep the dust out of my mouth.

Quo:
Keep mouth shut. Dust not get in.

Groot:
Bet I ate ten pounds in the last sixteen days. Before this shenanigan is over, I'll probably eat enough land to incorporate in the Union. The state of Groot.

– Red River  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Matt:
[after shooting Bunk in the shoulder] You'd have shot him right between the eyes.

Dunson:
Just as sure as you're standin' there. Well, you shot him. You can take care of him.

– Red River  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Teeler:
A man can't eat this kind of food. After we lost another grub wagon, we should have turned back.

Dunson:
Well, we didn't turn back and we're not goin' to. And even if we had, I couldn't replace what we lost. I'm broke. Got nothin' to buy it with. So you're on short rations and bad coffee. And you're gonna be until we finish the drive. And you're gonna finish it...Like it or not, that's it.

– Red River  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Matt:
You didn't have to do that back there.

Dunson:
You joined in.

Matt:
Yeah, and I thought you were wrong.

Dunson:
Well then why didn't ya...

Matt:
Don't try and tell me what to think. I'll take your orders about work, but not about what to think.

Dunson:
You think I'm to blame for that?

Matt:
Just as sure as you're sittin' there.

Dunson:
And so?

Matt:
So I'll take your orders.

– Red River  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Matt:
Well, here's your Red.

Dunson:
It's quite a river.

Matt:
Sure had a lot smaller herd the last time we crossed.

Dunson:
One bull and a cow. Well, this looks like as good a place as any.

Matt:
This will take us the rest of the day and part of the night. Why not cross fresh in the morning?

Dunson:
We'll put 'em across now!

Matt:
We've got a pretty tired bunch behind us.

Dunson:
Tired men don't run away.

Matt:
We can't keep 'em this wore out all the rest of the drive.

Dunson:
No, but we can keep 'em this wore out until Cherry gets back. Then nobody'll want to run away.

– Red River  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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