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Rufus 3000 [in front of an audience of future Rufuses]:
Rufus prime, what is the meaning of life?

Rufus:
...uh, cheeeeese!

[audience applauds]

An audience Rufus:
[to neighbor] You owe me a buck.

Kim Possible: A Sitch in Time  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Police officer 1:
Drop the gun!

Police officer 2:
Yeah, that's right! Drop the gun!

Kimble:
Hey! I'm a police officer. This is an arrest.

Crisp:
This man's crazy. Look at him. He'll kill me. You're just going to stand there?

Police officer 1:
Freeze!

Police officer 2:
Jeez!

Kimble:
I'm a cop, you idiot! I'm Detective John Kimble. This man is under arrest.

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kimble:
How do I look?

Phoebe:
Take off the gun.

Kimble:
That's a good idea.

Phoebe:
Little bastards are gonna eat you alive.

Kimble:
Get some rest and don't worry. I've been working undercover for a long time. They're six-year-olds. How much trouble can they be?

Phoebe:
On second thought, take the gun.

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Phoebe:
Listen, Kimble. You've gotta handle this like any other police situation. You walk into it showing fear, you're dead. And those kids know you're scared.

Kimble:
[nods] No fear.

Phoebe:
No fear.

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Miss Schlowski:
Your teacher, Mrs. Hagley, had to go on an important trip for a few days.

Lisa:
Where'd she go?

Miss Schlowski:
That doesn't matter.

Lowell:
Did she die?

Miss Schlowski:
No, Lowell, she went to see someone.

Lowell:
Did they die?

Miss Schlowski:
No, Lowell.

Lowell:
Everyone dies, you know.

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kimble:
This is your new class mascot.

Boy:
What happened to your dog?

Kimble:
This is not a dog. This is a ferret.

Girl:
What's a ferret?

Kimble:
[showing them his ferret in a way] That's a ferret.

Kids:
Oh.

Lowell:
If he bites you, you get rabies and you die.

Kimble:
No, that's not true. He never bites.

Girl:
Can I pet him?

Kimble:
Sure, but one at a time, okay?

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[after his first day, John comes back and collapses on his bed]

Phoebe:
How'd it go?

Kimble:
Go away.

Phoebe:
It went that well, huh?

Kimble:
You take over tomorrow.

Phoebe:
And blow our cover? Can't do it.

Kimble:
They're horrible.

Phoebe:
Tell me about it.

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kimble:
I have a headache.

Lowell:
It might be a tumor.

Kimble:
It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor at all.

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kimble:
What I meant was...you tell me...who is your daddy, and what does he do? Get it? We start right here. [points to a girl] You.

Girl 1:
My dad repairs cars driven by women who are pinheads.

Boy 1:
My dad doesn't do anything since the crash.

Girl 2:
My dad gives money to people that doesn't have money...then people use that money... then they give other money back and they give the same amount of money back to my dad.

Boy 2:
My dad doesn't live with us anymore. He lives in New York and drives a taxi. My mom hopes he's going to die real soon.

Girl 3:
My dad watches TV all day long.

Girl 4:
My dad works on computers...and he's, um, the boss of his company... and, um, he has a mustache and a beard.

Kimble:
Mm-hmm.

Girl 4:
Yeah. He doesn't have that much hair because...and he...his head is so big that he can't wear any hats.

Boy 3:
My dad's divorced. My mom's divorced.

Boy 4:
My dad, um, is a psychologist...and he helps people that are hurt or lost their feelings... and, um, that's it. Twins: Our mom says that our dad is a real sex machine.

Kimble:
Good.

Dominic:
I don't know what my dad does. I haven't seen him in a long time. He lives in France.

Boy 5:
My dad is a gynecologist...and he looks at vaginas all day long.

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

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Miss Schlowski:
I want you to answer one more question, and don't lie. What did it feel like to hit that son of a bitch?

Kimble:
It felt great.

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kimble:
Freeze!

[the two kissing children scream out of fright]

Kimble:
Don't you know the building is on fire?

Kissing Boy:
We-we thought it was just another drill.

Kimble:
Well, get out!

Kissing Boy:
Yes, sir.

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sibella Holland:
Oh, Louis! I don't want to marry Lionel!

Louis:
Why not?

Sibella:
He's so dull.

Louis:
I must admit he exhibits the most extraordinary capacity for middle age that I've ever encountered in a young man of twenty-four.

Kind Hearts and Coronets  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sibella:
He says he wants to go to Europe to expand his mind.

Louis:
He certainly has room to do so.

Kind Hearts and Coronets  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Weston:
I can't send a young pretty girl such as you ask on a job like this without telling her what to expect...To go off on a trip for no one knows how long, to some spot you don't even hint at, the only woman on the ship with the toughest mugs I ever looked at.

Denham:
Listen, there are dozens of girls in this town tonight that are in more danger than they'll ever see with me.

Driscoll:
Yeah, but they know that kind of danger.

Denham:
Holy Mackerel. Do you think I want to haul a woman around?...Because the Public, bless 'em, must have a pretty face to look at...Well, isn't there any romance or adventure in the world without having a flapper in it?...Makes me sore. I go out and sweat blood to make a swell picture and then the critics and the exhibitors all say, 'If this picture had love interest it would gross twice as much.' All right. The Public Wants a Girl, and this time, I'm gonna give 'em what they want. I'm gonna make the greatest picture in the world, something that nobody's ever seen or heard of. They'll have to think up a lot of new adjectives when I come back. Now I'm going to find a girl...even if I have to marry one.

King Kong  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Denham:
Oh, you have gone soft on her, eh? I've got enough troubles without a love affair to complicate things. Better cut it out, Jack.

Driscoll:
Love affair! You think I'm gonna fall for any dame?

Denham:
I've never known it to fail: some big, hard-boiled egg gets a look at a pretty face and bang, he cracks up and goes sappy.

Driscoll:
Now who's goin' sappy? Listen, I haven't run out on ya, have I?

Denham:
No, you're a pretty tough guy, but if Beauty gets you, ya...Huh, I'm going right into a theme song here.

Driscoll:
Say, what are you talkin' about?

Denham:
It's the idea of my picture. The Beast was a tough guy too. He could lick the world. But when he saw Beauty, she got him. He went soft. He forgot his wisdom and the little fellas licked him. Think it over, Jack.

King Kong  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Denham:
A wall...built so long ago that the people who live there have slipped back, forgotten the higher civilization that built it. That wall is as strong today as it was centuries ago. The natives keep that wall in repair. They need it.

Driscoll:
Why?

Denham:
There's something on the other side of it, something they fear.

Captain:
A hostile tribe.

Denham:
Did you ever hear of...Kong?

Captain:
Why, yes. Some native superstition isn't it? A god or a spirit or something?

Denham:
Well anyway, neither Beast nor man. Something monstrous. All powerful. Still living. Still holding that island in a grip of deadly fear. Well, every legend has a basis of truth. I tell you, there's something on that island that no white man has ever seen.

Captain:
And you expect to photograph it?

Denham:
If it's there, you bet I'll photograph it.

Driscoll:
Suppose it doesn't like having its picture taken?

Denham:
Well, now you know why I brought along those cases of gas bombs.

King Kong  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Denham:
Now Ann, in this one, you're looking down. When I start to crank, you look up slowly. You're quite calm. You don't expect to see a thing. Then you just follow my directions. All right? Camera. [Denham starts cranking.] Look up slowly, Ann. That's it. You don't see anything. Now look higher. Still higher. Now you see it. You're amazed. You can't believe it. Your eyes open wider. It's horrible, Ann, but you can't look away. There's no chance for you, Ann. No escape. You're helpless, Ann, helpless. There's just one chance, if you can scream. But your throat's paralyzed. Try to scream, Ann. Try. Perhaps if you didn't see it, you could scream. Throw your arms across your eyes and scream Ann, scream for your life!!!

[Ann lets loose a blood-curdling, ear-piercing shrieking scream into the wind.]

Driscoll:
What's he think she's really gonna see?

King Kong  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Denham:
Wait a minute. What about Kong?

Driscoll:
Well, what about him?

Denham:
We came here to get a moving picture, and we've found something worth more than all the movies in the world.

Captain:
What?!

Denham:
We've got those gas bombs. If we can capture him alive.

Driscoll:
Why, you're crazy! Besides that, he's on a cliff where a whole army couldn't get at him.

Denham:
Yeah, if he stays there. But we've got something he wants [looking at Ann].

Driscoll:
Yep, something he won't get again.

King Kong  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Denham:
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here tonight to tell you a very strange story — a story so strange that no one will believe it — but, ladies and gentlemen, seeing is believing. And we — my partners and I — have brought back the living proof of our adventure, an adventure in which twelve of our party met horrible death. And now, ladies and gentlemen, before I tell you any more, I'm going to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld. He was a king and a god in the world he knew, but now he comes to civilization merely a captive — a show to gratify your curiosity. Ladies and gentlemen, look at Kong, the Eighth Wonder of the World.

King Kong  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Denham:
And now I want to introduce Miss Ann Darrow; the bravest girl I have ever known

[Ann comes on stage as the audience applauds wildly]

Denham:
There the Beast. And here the Beauty. She has lived through an experience no other woman ever dreamed of. And she was saved from the very grasp of Kong by her future husband. I want you to meet a very brave gentleman, Mr. John Driscoll.

[Jack comes on stage, receiving cheers from the audience too.]

Denham:
And now before I tell you the full story of our voyage, I'm going to ask the gentlemen of the press to come forward, so the audience can have the privilege of seeing them take the first photographs of Kong and his captors. [to the reporters] All right boys.

[The reporters join on stage and prepare their cameras. Kong watches and begins to grow more alert]

Denham:
[To the reporters] Mrs. Darrow first alone. [To Ann] Please stand in front of Kong.

[Ann poses for the picture in front of Kong]

Reporter:
All set, Jack. Okay boys, make it a good one!

[The reporters begin to take pictures. Kong roars angrily as the flashbulbs blind his eyes, frightening and enraging the mighty ape. Ann and the audience watch nervously]

Denham:
Don't be alarmed, ladies and gentlemen. Those chains are made of chrome steel.

Driscoll:
It's alright, Ann.

Denham:
Get them together, boys! They're going to be married tomorrow!

Reporter:
Put your arm around her Driscoll!

[The reporters resume to take pictures again. Kong roars furiously again, thinking that the flashbulbs are guns being fired at Ann]

Denham:
Hey wait a minute! Wait a minute! Hold on! He thinks your attacking the girl!

Reporter:
Ah, let him roar! It's a swell picture!

[The reporters carelessly begins taking pictures again. Kong again roars enraged, reaching his breaking point after all that had happened to him since he was captured. He tugs at full strength until one of the chains snaps clean in half!! The audience screams and starts to run out of theater in panic as Kong breaks his other cuffs with his free arm]

Reporter:
IT'S LOOSE!!!

[The terrified reporters, Ann, Jack, and Carl all flee from the stage as Kong breaks the last remaining cuffs and throws one into the panicking crowd. Within seconds, he is completely free. He smashes out of the theater's backstage door and into the city.]

King Kong  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Denham:
[while Kong climbs the Empire State Building] That licks us.

Driscoll:
There's one thing we haven't thought of.

Police Officer:
What?

Driscoll:
Airplanes. If he should put Ann down, and they could fly close enough to pick him off without hitting her...

Police Officer:
You're right, planes...

King Kong  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Denham:
Let me through, officer, my name's Denham...Lieutenant, I'm Carl Denham.

passerby:
Denham? He's the one that captured the monster!

Police Lieutenant:
Well, Denham, the airplanes got him.

Denham:
Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes.It was beauty killed the beast.

King Kong  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Frank White:
How's the family?

Pete Hamill:
Better then when you left. They're all working. My son is back from college. What about you?

Frank White:
Back from the dead!

King of New York  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ariane:
What can we expect from the "reformed" Frank White?

Frank White:
I'm gonna run for mayor!

King of New York  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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