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Brody:
Hendricks. I want to go over your reports and your Form 908.

Hendricks:
[after they go into Brody's office] what the hell's a 908?

Brody:
It means, "Get me out of there."

Jaws 2  Movie Quote

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Ellen:
Why don't you take a half day and clean this junk up?

Brody:
Because, I'm in the middle of a boating accident, I got only four regular cops and one secretary, and a Chief Deputy who is constantly fiddling with the police boat. He's another one.

Ellen:
One what?

Brody:
What is it about this place? Everybody's a boat freak.

Ellen:
It's an island.

Jaws 2  Movie Quote

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Brody:
I have had some experience with sharks.

Dr. Elkins:
Oh, have you?

Brody:
Yeah. And I think a-- I think a Great white might've done this.

Dr. Elkins:
Carcharodon carcharias?

Brody:
Right.

Dr. Elkins:
What makes you think there might be one in these waters?

Brody:
Well, it's obvious that, uh-- That a big fish took a bite out of this big fish.

Dr. Elkins:
This is a mammal, not a fish.

Brody:
Don't quibble with me. Is it a shark bite or isn't it?

Dr. Elkins:
Possibly. Then again, this is a killer whale. It would have to be a shark of considerable size.

Jaws 2  Movie Quote

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Brody:
I know that dolphins communicate. I mean, they send signals. You don't think that if a shark was destroyed, that another shark could, could come and--

Dr. Elkins:
Sharks don't take things personally, Mr. Brody.

Jaws 2  Movie Quote

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Brody:
[meeting up with Mayor Vaughn at the town hall] Larry. Larry, wait a minute.

Mayor Vaughn:
[entering the town hall accompanied by Brody] I'm showing summer rentals. I think we have a hell of a good season going for us.

Brody:
That's swell, Larry, but I have to talk to you alone.

Mayor Vaughn:
We're alone.

Brody:
[turns around to face Mayor Vaughn] I think we may have another shark problem.

Mayor Vaughn:
[slightly alarmed] Are you serious?

Brody:
You bet I'm serious. I've got a half-eaten whale on the beach. I've got two persons missing. This whale has got a bite out of it about this big.

Mayor Vaughn:
Martin, no one has seen a shark. Be realistic.

Brody:
I think the selectmen should know about it. I know it's just a feeling, but you've got to understand. [they enter the office] Larry, for Christ sakes, I not only have this attack, but I've got, I've got two water-skiers--

Mayor Vaughn:
A tragedy, but a boating accident. No fin, no shark. Nothing but a boating accident.

Brody:
But they're both still missing.

Mayor Vaughn:
We have a lot of deaths in these waters that never turn up. Are they all shark victims?

Brody:
Maybe they are.

Mayor Vaughn:
Oh, bullshit.

Brody:
Bullshit? Is it bullshit, I got a whale on the beach with a bite in it this big?

Mayor Vaughn:
What am I, an ass? When you called me, I called Elkins and her bosses. Nothing she saw is proof of anything.

Brody:
So that means we're not gonna do anything, huh?

Mayor Vaughn:
Martin, don't press it this time. Well, I've... got to get back to work.

Brody:
Okay. Okay, Larry, but you just remember this conversation. You just remember it! [leaves the office]

Jaws 2  Movie Quote

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Brody:
[showing an underwater photo] What are you talking about? Look at this. That's a shark. Look at the outline. Look at the mouth, the eyes.

Len Peterson:
Is that what it is? Sorry, I just don't see it.

Mrs. Taft:
Neither do I. It's nothing.

Mayor Vaughn:
Martin, it could be anything.

Brody:
Wait a minute. Are you people telling me I don't know what a shark looks like?

Len Peterson:
Brody, this is nothing. Seaweed, mud, something in the lens.

Brody:
Lens, my ass!

Len Peterson:
You're damn right it's your ass!

Mayor Vaughn:
Now be reasonable, please.

Brody:
Reasonable, what, with him?

Len Peterson:
Goddamn it, will you listen to the man? Will you just listen to him? "Be reasonable." Look, Brody, you started a panic on a public beach. You shot up the damn place. God knows who you could've injured. What if somebody decides to sue us? Did you ever stop to think about that? It could ruin us.

Brody:
You don't have to worry about being sued or being ruined. If this turns out to be what I think it is, because there won't be anybody here.

Mayor Vaughn:
Now, Martin, let's not--

Brody:
Let's not what, Larry? What?

Len Peterson:
Oh, Jesus, Larry, come on. Let's just forget it. He won't listen. It's obvious the man has made up his mind.

Brody:
You bet your life I've made up my mind. But I'm telling you and I'm telling everybody at this table that that's a shark. And I know what a shark looks like, because I've seen one up close. And you better do something about this one, because I don't intend to go through that hell again!

[Len scowls at Brody before shamefully looking at his notes]

Mayor Vaughn:
Martin, could you wait here for a minute?

Brody:
[angrily] For what?

Mayor Vaughn:
[calmly] Please, just have a seat... While we look at the picture and make up our own minds.

Brody:
[slightly calm] All right. I'll have a seat, for what it's worth.

Mayor Vaughn:
Thank you. Gentlemen, please. [Harry Wiseman, Mr. Posner, and Mrs. Taft pick up their notes and adjourn to the mayor's office. Len Peterson scowls at Brody again for a few seconds before getting up and going into the mayor's office as well; Mayor Vaughn follows him inside and closes the door.]

Jaws 2  Movie Quote

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Brody:
I never been fired before. You know that? I mean, once when I was 17, when I was a kid, yeah, but... never from a real job. Nobody ever told me I couldn't hack it.

Ellen:
They're not saying that.

Brody:
Yes, they are. They are. Maybe they're right. I'm tired. Tired. I'm too damn tired.

Ellen:
Too damn drunk. That's what you are, too damn drunk.

Jaws 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Helicopter Pilot:
[over radio] That you, Brody?

Brody:
Yeah, Ed, listen, did you have a fix on those kids yet?

Helicopter Pilot:
Negative - I'm still down.

Brody:
Well, you'd better get the hell up, because I'm out here all alone!

Jaws 2  Movie Quote

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Michael:
Look if you're gonna get in the way, you can just go home!

Sean:
I'm not in the way! Andy, am I in the way?

Andy:
You're always in the way.

Marge:
[overhearing the argument, she comes up and playfully grabs Sean; lifting him off his feet] Is this guy causing you trouble?

Sean:
[as Michael watches Jackie and Brooke approaching] Put me down!

Marge:
Come on, you can go out in my boat.

Sean:
[delighted by Marge's offer] Yeah!

Michael:
[to Marge] You want him? You can have him. [Marge smiles with giggly delight and she and Sean walk off past Brooke and Jackie as Timmy appears]

Andy:
I think you just made someone very happy.

Jaws 2  Movie Quote

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Doug:
[pumping up his boat as the shark watches from below] Mr. Christian! Mr. Christian! Pump up this boat! And shave off that dreadful mustache! England expects every man to do his duty! You may fire when ready, Quigley! Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! This will be our finest hour. [he fills up his boat with too much air and it bursts] Oh, shit! [Mike, Jackie, and Andy laugh]

Andy:
Hey, Bligh, someone pop your balloon?

Doug:
It's no problem, no problem. [the shark surfaces and goes right for Doug's boat] You sail your boat and I'll sail mine, OK? [the shark hits Doug's boat, knocking him into the water; the group screams. Doug swims as fast as he can to Mike's boat and barely gets on; the shark then starts attacking it, causing everyone to panic]

Mike:
Balance the boat! [Mike hits his head on the hurt; the boat capsizes, sending Mike, Jackie, Doug, and Andy into the water]

Bob:
[as the shark swims around the boats] It's all right, it's all right!

Polo:
Watch out! Marge! [the shark swims directly in front of Marge and Sean, causing them both to panic]

Lucy:
Kevin, do something!

Marge:
[she attempts to make a sharp turn, causing the boat to tip over and Sean to fall in the water] Sean! [she jumps in after him]

Patrick:
Timmy! Brooke! [his and Lucy's boat crashes into Timmy's, knocking him in the water]

Brooke:
[as the shark disappears] Timmy, swim!

Bob:
Where is it? Where is it? Get me out of here, Larry!

Larry Vaughn Jr.:
I'm gonna get you outta here, don't worry!

Brooke:
Larry, turn, turn, turn!!!

Doug:
[Larry and Bob crash into Mike's boat] Goddamn!

Andy:
Shit! [Marge pulls Sean up onto her overturned boat while Polo helps Timmy into his boat]

Jaws 2  Movie Quote

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Larry Vaughn Jr.:
Bob!

Sean:
Marge! [he slides into the water]

Marge and Andy:
Sean!

Marge:
Sean! [she jumps in to rescue Sean]

Brooke:
Get him out of there! [Patrick and Larry attempt to pull Bob out of the water while Marge gets Sean to her overturned boat; the shark watches them from below]

Andy:
Come on! [Patrick and Larry get Bob safely of the water]

Marge:
Will you pull me? I can't get up! [Sean desperately grabs her hand, Marge panics and screams as the shark swims her way, then surfaces and swallows her whole]

Sean:
[devastated and terrified] NO!!!!! [the shark disappears under the water]

Jackie:
[also terrified] No!!! No! Noooooo!

Jaws 2  Movie Quote

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Police officer 1:
Drop the gun!

Police officer 2:
Yeah, that's right! Drop the gun!

Kimble:
Hey! I'm a police officer. This is an arrest.

Crisp:
This man's crazy. Look at him. He'll kill me. You're just going to stand there?

Police officer 1:
Freeze!

Police officer 2:
Jeez!

Kimble:
I'm a cop, you idiot! I'm Detective John Kimble. This man is under arrest.

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kimble:
How do I look?

Phoebe:
Take off the gun.

Kimble:
That's a good idea.

Phoebe:
Little bastards are gonna eat you alive.

Kimble:
Get some rest and don't worry. I've been working undercover for a long time. They're six-year-olds. How much trouble can they be?

Phoebe:
On second thought, take the gun.

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

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Phoebe:
Listen, Kimble. You've gotta handle this like any other police situation. You walk into it showing fear, you're dead. And those kids know you're scared.

Kimble:
[nods] No fear.

Phoebe:
No fear.

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Miss Schlowski:
Your teacher, Mrs. Hagley, had to go on an important trip for a few days.

Lisa:
Where'd she go?

Miss Schlowski:
That doesn't matter.

Lowell:
Did she die?

Miss Schlowski:
No, Lowell, she went to see someone.

Lowell:
Did they die?

Miss Schlowski:
No, Lowell.

Lowell:
Everyone dies, you know.

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

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Kimble:
This is your new class mascot.

Boy:
What happened to your dog?

Kimble:
This is not a dog. This is a ferret.

Girl:
What's a ferret?

Kimble:
[showing them his ferret in a way] That's a ferret.

Kids:
Oh.

Lowell:
If he bites you, you get rabies and you die.

Kimble:
No, that's not true. He never bites.

Girl:
Can I pet him?

Kimble:
Sure, but one at a time, okay?

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

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[after his first day, John comes back and collapses on his bed]

Phoebe:
How'd it go?

Kimble:
Go away.

Phoebe:
It went that well, huh?

Kimble:
You take over tomorrow.

Phoebe:
And blow our cover? Can't do it.

Kimble:
They're horrible.

Phoebe:
Tell me about it.

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

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Kimble:
I have a headache.

Lowell:
It might be a tumor.

Kimble:
It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor at all.

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

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Kimble:
What I meant was...you tell me...who is your daddy, and what does he do? Get it? We start right here. [points to a girl] You.

Girl 1:
My dad repairs cars driven by women who are pinheads.

Boy 1:
My dad doesn't do anything since the crash.

Girl 2:
My dad gives money to people that doesn't have money...then people use that money... then they give other money back and they give the same amount of money back to my dad.

Boy 2:
My dad doesn't live with us anymore. He lives in New York and drives a taxi. My mom hopes he's going to die real soon.

Girl 3:
My dad watches TV all day long.

Girl 4:
My dad works on computers...and he's, um, the boss of his company... and, um, he has a mustache and a beard.

Kimble:
Mm-hmm.

Girl 4:
Yeah. He doesn't have that much hair because...and he...his head is so big that he can't wear any hats.

Boy 3:
My dad's divorced. My mom's divorced.

Boy 4:
My dad, um, is a psychologist...and he helps people that are hurt or lost their feelings... and, um, that's it. Twins: Our mom says that our dad is a real sex machine.

Kimble:
Good.

Dominic:
I don't know what my dad does. I haven't seen him in a long time. He lives in France.

Boy 5:
My dad is a gynecologist...and he looks at vaginas all day long.

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

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Miss Schlowski:
I want you to answer one more question, and don't lie. What did it feel like to hit that son of a bitch?

Kimble:
It felt great.

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kimble:
Freeze!

[the two kissing children scream out of fright]

Kimble:
Don't you know the building is on fire?

Kissing Boy:
We-we thought it was just another drill.

Kimble:
Well, get out!

Kissing Boy:
Yes, sir.

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sibella Holland:
Oh, Louis! I don't want to marry Lionel!

Louis:
Why not?

Sibella:
He's so dull.

Louis:
I must admit he exhibits the most extraordinary capacity for middle age that I've ever encountered in a young man of twenty-four.

Kind Hearts and Coronets  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sibella:
He says he wants to go to Europe to expand his mind.

Louis:
He certainly has room to do so.

Kind Hearts and Coronets  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Weston:
I can't send a young pretty girl such as you ask on a job like this without telling her what to expect...To go off on a trip for no one knows how long, to some spot you don't even hint at, the only woman on the ship with the toughest mugs I ever looked at.

Denham:
Listen, there are dozens of girls in this town tonight that are in more danger than they'll ever see with me.

Driscoll:
Yeah, but they know that kind of danger.

Denham:
Holy Mackerel. Do you think I want to haul a woman around?...Because the Public, bless 'em, must have a pretty face to look at...Well, isn't there any romance or adventure in the world without having a flapper in it?...Makes me sore. I go out and sweat blood to make a swell picture and then the critics and the exhibitors all say, 'If this picture had love interest it would gross twice as much.' All right. The Public Wants a Girl, and this time, I'm gonna give 'em what they want. I'm gonna make the greatest picture in the world, something that nobody's ever seen or heard of. They'll have to think up a lot of new adjectives when I come back. Now I'm going to find a girl...even if I have to marry one.

King Kong  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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