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Óli:
Djöfulsins.

Literal translation:
Devil.

In context translation:
Fuck.

Paxton:
What was that?

Hostel  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lorna:
Gosh! This village is so enchanting.

Whitney:
Lorna, are you having a journal-gasm right now?

Lorna:
Actually, yes. Multiple ones. I get to write about how beautiful this village is... and I get to write about what a raving bitch you are.

Hostel: Part II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sasha:
We have contract here.

Beth:
What kind of contract?

Sasha:
Anyone who comes to this place... cannot leave... without killing.

Hostel: Part II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Stuart:
Do you think we're sick?

Todd:
Fuck no. Dude, you look anywhere in the world where there's no law... whether it's fucking Chad or New Orleans... and this is the shit people are doing, bro. We're the normal ones.

Stuart:
Any idea what you're gonna do in there?

Todd:
You don't even wanna know. You don't even wanna know.

Hostel: Part II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Stuart:
Isn't it bad luck to toast with water?

Todd:
Yeah. Bad luck for whoever meets us today.

Hostel: Part II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Todd:
Do you remember the first guy in your high school to get laid?

Stuart:
No, but I remember the last.

Todd:
Well, I do. This kid Greg. He came back from summer break; something about him had changed. It wasn't anything he said or did, but something was different. You just knew it.

Stuart:
I know what you mean. It's like you can sense it the way an animal senses it.

Todd:
Exactly. Like an animal. Sometimes, you meet a guy and there's just something fucking scary about him. Something that makes you think this guy has killed somebody. He doesn't have to act tough. He never has to say it. But like an animal, you can sense it. You know that this guy's got the balls to do what few others can. And that's you after today, my friend. People are gonna fucking fear you. Linda is gonna fucking fear you. What we do today is gonna pay off every day for the rest of our lives.

Hostel: Part II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Stephanie:
When are you gonna tell Josh's mother what happened?

Paxton:
I'm not.

Stephanie:
She still thinks her son is in Europe.

Paxton:
What the fuck am I supposed to tell her? She'll go straight to the police.

Stephanie:
Yeah, exactly. Someone should.

Paxton:
No, no one should. You don't get it. These people are tied into everyone. Someone starts asking questions, they're gonna come after me and find me.

Hostel: Part II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Beth:
What is this place?

Stuart:
This place... people come here... people come here to kill people.

Beth:
What? Who kills? Oh my God, are they gonna kill us?

Stuart:
Well... not... us.

Hostel: Part II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Make-Up Woman:
I make you pretty.

Whitney:
Pretty for what?

Make-Up Woman:
For the client.

Hostel: Part II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Italian Translator:
How is your hand?

Paxton:
It's... it's better. What's left of it.

Hostel: Part II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Lois and Carl have discovered the hotel for dogs and find that Andi and Bruce have been stealing from them.]

Carl:
Hey, there's my wah-wah pedal! No wonder my sound's been off.

Lois:
[in disbelief] Yeah, that's why.

Carl:
[he looks around the hotel] This crap is amazing.

Lois:
Yeah, 'cause it's our crap! They've been robbing us blind!

Hotel for Dogs  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Lois and Carl have fallen down the poop chute into a dumpster full of bags of dog poop.]

Lois:
Where are we?

Carl:
We're in deep doo-doo.

Hotel for Dogs  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Carl:
[runs into the kids' bedroom while brushing his teeth] Did I leave my whitening strips in here?

Hotel for Dogs  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[In the hotel for dogs, Lenny the dog is howling because the window blind is down.]

Woman on cell phone:
[talking to police] Yes, I'd like to call in a complaint about a howling dog.

[The kids open the window blind and Lenny stops howling.]

Woman on cell phone:
Um...never mind.

Hotel for Dogs  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Paul:
How can they not do anything? Don't they care?

Jack:
I think that when people turn on their TVs and see this footage, they'll say, "Oh my God, that's horrible," and then they'll go back to eating their dinners.

Hotel Rwanda  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Paul:
You know, I admire you general. How do you keep calm of your men in such madness?

General Bizimungu:
I am a strong man Paul.

Paul:
I wish I were more like you. I mean look at my staff (pointing at Gregoire flirting with a woman) he won't work, listens to no one.

General Bizimungu:
(Sees Gregoire) He is staff?

Paul:
Oh yes.

General Bizimungu:
(Walks over to Gregoire and throws ice bucket on to him) Get back to work you slob! (Hitting Gregoire) Go!

Hotel Rwanda  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Colonel Oliver:
You should spit in my face.

Paul:
Excuse me, Colonel?

Colonel Oliver:
You’re dirt. We think you’re dirt, Paul.

Paul:
Who is we?

Colonel Oliver:
The West. All the super powers. Everything you believe in, Paul. They think you’re dirt. They think you’re dung. You’re worthless!

Paul:
I am afraid I don't understand what you are saying.

Colonel Oliver:
Oh, come on, don't bullshit me, Paul. You're the smartest man here. You got 'em all eating out of your hands. You could own this frigging hotel, except for one thing: you're black. You're not even a nigger. You're an African. They’re not gonna stay, Paul. They’re not gonna stop this slaughter.

Hotel Rwanda  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Paul:
You have no whiskey?

George:
No whiskey, no spirits. Your rich guests will have to do without their scotch. Anyway, Paul, I have bled that cow enough now.

Paul:
What are you saying, George?

George:
Your rich cockroaches at the hotel... their money is no good to them anymore. Soon, all of the Tutsis will be dead.

Paul:
You do not honestly believe that you can kill them all.

George:
And why not? Why not? We are halfway there already. Oh, and Paul, I will give you a crate of soft drinks for the kids. No charge. [To his men] Ten bags of beans! Come! Put those in the van, you! [To Paul] Let me give you a tip my friend, our generals in the army say 'do not go near the Mille Collines or they will send the Belgian soldiers back here'. But soon, those generals will have gone, and we will be in charge. It is time to butcher your cow for the meat. [Pauses] Maybe you can help us Paul. You have some very important traitors at your hotel. Now, if we were to get them, then maybe we could let you have one of two cockroaches of your own. You understand?

Paul:
It is almost dawn, George. We really must be going.

George:
Take the river road back. It's clear.

Hotel Rwanda  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

General Bizimungu:
I lead no massacres!

Paul:
Do you think they will believe you?

General Bizimungu:
You will tell them the truth!

Paul:
I will tell them nothing unless you help me! (sees General Bizimungu attempting to pull out his handgun) What are you going to do, shoot me? Shoot me. Please, shoot me. It would be a blessing, I will pay you to shoot my family. You cannot hurt me.

Hotel Rwanda  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Dracula is at the door do Mavis' bedroom]

Shrunken head:
Oh, it's you. Glad you could make it.

Count Dracula:
Is she up yet?

Shrunken head:
Oh, she's up. She's ready to go. And by "go", I mean go. As in, go check the world out. What you gonna do? What you gonna say?

Count "Drac" Dracula:
I got it covered. Please, relax. Just do your job. [opens the door] Good morning, Mavey-Wavey! Happy Birthday, my little mouse!

Mavis Dracula:
[deadpan] Thank you, Dad. I know it's my birthday.

Dracula:
I have so much fun planned! Whoo-hoo! But first, we go catch some scorpions together, just the 2 of us, yes, Dead-ums?

Mavis:
Dad, please let me speak. There's something we have to talk about.

Drac(ula):
You want to go out into the world. You can.

Mavis:
Aha! I knew you were gonna say that. But, Dad, you gave me your word, you know that I know that a Dracula's word is sacred. That our trust is the core of our… Wait, what?

Drac:
I said you can go.

Mavis:
You're just playing with me.

Drac:
No, no, no, no. You're old enough to drive a hearse now, you're old enough to make your own choices. You can go.

Mavis:
Holy rabies, holy rabies! [hugs him, then rushes to the closet and packs her suitcase, turns into bat form and starts to fly out the window]

Drac:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop. Wait a second, sweet fangs. Where are you going?

Mavis:
Oh, well, I'm going to paradise, and this is just some stuff that I thought I would need.

Drac:
Paradise?

Mavis:
[turns back into human form] Yeah, you know. It's the place out there where you and Mom met. Auntie Wanda says you 2 were just like, Zing!

Drac:
I don't know from Zing. Where did you find that card?

Mavis:
In one of your drawers. Why won't you ever tell me about how you (and Mom) met?

Drac:
It's actually Hawaii.

Mavis:
[confused] Ha-what-what?

Drac:
(I'll tell you later.) Look, honey. I know your excited, but everyone has gone to great lengths to come see you on your birthday.

Mavis:
I know. They always do. [turns back into a bat] Aren't I getting a little old for those parties? I love them, but I really want to see new things. Maybe meet somebody my age. [begins to pout]

Drac:
Come on. No, no, don't do that. Don't give me the pouty-bat face. Okay, there is a human village just a little ways past the cemetery. You could go there and be back in, like 30 minutes or so. It should be plenty for your first time.

Mavis:
[sighs] Well, it's not Ha-wee-wee, but I guess it's still technically out there. Okay, okay, okay! [flies back in the window and turns back into human form and hugs her dad] Thanks for trusting me.

Drac:
Of course, little one. I gave you my word.

Hotel Transylvania  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Drac:
Deviled lizard fingers!? I asked for spleens-in-blankets!

Quasimodo:
You ugly fool! I told you! He doesn't like the lizard fingers!

Gargoyle Waiter:
But you said... [Quasimodo slams the plate on top of his head]

Jonathan:
[sees Skeleton Wife and approaches her] Whoa! Check that costume out! Wow, seriously, I just have to ask - how are you pulling this off? I mean, it looks so real, like I– [reaches his hand through her chest] I could just reach my hand through and... [Skeleton Wife shrieks and slaps him]

Skeleton Husband:
[appears; angrily to Johnny] What do you think you're doing?!

Johnny:
[frightened with realization] Uh-- She's... She's real! You're real!

Skeleton Husband:
Yeah, and I'll give you a real beating! Keep your hands outta my wife! [shoves Johnny and he bumps into Big Foot, then he looks up to see his face and starts shrieking]

Drac:
[hears Johnny screaming and turns to see he's not behind him anymore] Oh, no! [heads out to find him]

Johnny:
[realizes the monsters around him are real; hysterically] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Hotel Transylvania  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Johnny crashes into Mavis, then they look into each other's eyes and they feel a zing… but Drac gets in the way.]

Drac:
[concerned] Mavis, honey, are you alright?

Mavis:
[dazed] Yeah, I think so. That was weird…

Johnny:
[groaning] Oh, my head hurts…

Mavis:
[curious] Um, who is that?

Drac:
[nervous] Who is what? Oh! Oh, that? That is, uh… nobody.

Mavis:
[deadpan] Seriously, Dad?

Johnny:
[surprised] "Dad"!?

Mavis:
Yeah, I know. Dracula's daughter. Everybody freaks out at first.

Johnny:
[hysterical] Dracula!?

Drac:
Okay, we gotta go. [quickly takes Johnny away, leaving Mavis completely suspicious. Drac opens the door to his bedroom]

Johnny:
[screams in horror] Please, don't kill me! I'm so young! I have so many places I want to see! I've got tickets to 6 Dave Matthews Band concerts! I'm getting out of here! [opens the cellar door and a monster from off screen roars at Johnny potentially to make him scream and forcing him to go back up]

Drac:
[to Johnny] Shut up, already. It's impossible for me to think with all your noise. [opens the cellar door] Sorry, Glen! Go back to sleep! [closes in and Glen roars down the bottom in reply]

Hotel Transylvania  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Drac, in bat form, is carrying Johnny and heads out the window]

Johnny:
If I put my hand in the Invisible Man's mouth, would it disappear?

Mavis:
[suddenly appears] Hi!

Drac:
[surprised] Mavey! Wh-what are you doing, my sweet little blood orange? Our friend was just leaving.

Johnny:
Yeah, he was flying me out the window.

Drac:
[nervously laughs, then takes Johnny back inside] This guy is so funny. [turns into human and moves Johnny away from the window] Oh, look there's something on your face. [to Johnny, in a soft tense tone] Play along if you ever want to see your precious backpack. [Mavis flies in through the window and turns back into her human form]

Johnny:
[amazed] Whoa. So, wait, you didn't have any clothes on when you were a bat or were they bat-sized?

Mavis:
[looking slightly freaked out] Who exactly is that?

Drac:
[whimpers while thinking of a lie, then...] Honey bat, you see... it's your birthday, and you know, I want you to have the bestest, specialest party of your life, so… well… I... needed some help.

Mavis:
You needed help?

Drac:
Well, look, I am pretty good, but I thought that it would be even more bestest, specialest if someone closer to your age helped plan the party.

Mavis:
[excited, to Johnny] You're my age?

Johnny:
Sure! Uh, well, how old are you?

Mavis:
118.

Johnny:
[hysterical] 100 and–!? [Drac elbows him] Ugh! [strained] Yeah, uh… I'm 121.

Mavis:
[excited] Really?

Johnny:
[nods] Mmm-hmmm.

Drac:
[to Mavis] You see? Everything is very, very normal. I'm throwing a party and he is helping.

Hotel Transylvania  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Johnny:
So, can I ask you a question? Is that real, about the garlic thing?

Drac:
Yes, I cannot have it. My throat swells.

Johnny:
Huh. Wooden stake to the heart?

Drac:
Yeah, well, who wouldn't that kill?

Hotel Transylvania  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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