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[Vincent and his team are standing in the same spot Neil and his gang were standing looking at something.]

Vincent:
I got an idea what they're looking at.... You know what they're looking at?... I mean — is this guy something, or is he something?... This crew is good!... You wanna know what they're looking at?

Dr. Bob:
What?

Vincent:
Us.... The L-A-P-D.... Po-lice Department.... We just got made...

Heat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Waingro:
I had to get it on. He [the guard] was making a move. I had to get it on! [McCauley smashes Waingro's face into the table.]

Neil:
Split's in the car. Took it out of ours, evenly. To make up for his full end. Because I want to pay off and get rid of this motherfucker right now.

[They walk out of the diner. Neil grabs Waingro by the nose and drags him between a lot of cars. Trejo opens up a car trunk lined with garbage bags. Neil forces Waingro to the ground, kicks him, holds him down, and draws his pistol out to shoot him]

Michael:
HOLD IT!

[McCauley looks up, and sees a police car over on the main road, stopped. After a moment, the cruiser activates its lights and siren, makes a u-turn, and drives away. By the time Neil turns around, Waingro has vanished]

Heat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Last words of the film, as McCauley lies dying]

Neil:
Told you I'm never going back.

Vincent:
Yeah.

Heat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Gunnery Sergeant Highway, newly-arrived on base, has come to battalion headquarters and found Sergeant Major Choozoo's office. The door is open, and Highway enters and helps himself to the coffee in the Sergeant Major's mug.]

Sergeant Major Choozoo:
[Entering the office] Hey, crotch rot, you gonna slurp my lifer's juice out of my own cup?

Gunnery Sergeant Highway:
Yeah, I should've gotten shots beforehand.

Choozoo:
If your brain was half as quick as your mouth, skunk stool, you'd be a friggin' twenty-star general by now.

Highway:
And if I was half as ugly as you, Sergeant Major, I'd be a poster boy for a prophylactic.

Choozoo:
Still a mean and nasty bastard. God-damn good to see you, Tom! [Hugs Highway] Back where you belong!

Highway:
Hey, go easy on me, or else everybody's gonna think I'm spoken for.

Heartbreak Ridge  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Stitch Jones:
You see, it's all a question of mind over matter. We no longer mind, 'cause, you don't matter. You've been voted out of office, baby.

Highway:
Mister Jones, you fall out in that street or I'm gonna kick your ass right off this fuckin' planet.

Stitch Jones:
Oh, I don't think so, babe. Swede!

Recon Platoon:
[Chanting loudly] Swede, Swede, Swede, Swede, Swede!

[A tall and powerfully-built Marine (Swede Johanson) comes into view, standing in front of Highway and menacingly towering over him]

Stitch Jones:
Uh, Gunny, I'd like you to meet my big friend, Swede Johanson. Swede, say something charming to the man.

Swede Johanson:
I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck.

[Swede throws the first punch; Highway dodges it and grabs Swede's arm in a joint lock, forcing him down]

Highway:
Stick your chin up. [Swede does] Higher. [punches Swede, knocking him to the floor] Now get your ass out in that street, ladies. Right this second.

Stitch Jones:
[hastily] Uh, I'll catch you later, Swede!

[The platoon rushes outside; Swede gets up and faces Highway]

Swede Johanson:
Sir, I'll wait outside for the MPs to come.

Thomas Highway:
Negative, Johanson. You're going to become a Marine, right now. [Swede gives him a questioning look as he realizes he won't go to the brig] Fall out.

Swede Johanson:
Yes, sir.

Heartbreak Ridge  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Frageti, Jones, and Collins are marching through the woods at the head of Recon Platoon. They forget to watch the ground as they go, and all three walk into the same rope strung low across the ground; in the Vietnam War the Vietcong were known to use this as a trigger for a booby-trap consisting of one or more grenades, whose pins are pulled out when someone walks into the rope.]

Frageti:
What the hell was that?

Highway:
You're dead, Marine! You just stepped on four booby traps and blew your legs off! We'll have to send out a search party for your testicles! Now where the hell's your backup?

Frageti:
Profile.

[Behind them, Profile raises a hand nervously as Highway turns and stares at him.]

Highway:
What the fuck good are you doing back there? Without any cover fire I get my ass blown off! [Turns back to the three Marines who tripped over the rope] While you guys are sitting there pumpin' the neighbor's dog we get every swingin' dick in this platoon killed!

Stitch Jones:
Hey, chill out, man; that's what we're here for.

Highway:
Say what?

Stitch Jones:
We're here for that! We've ambushed Major Powers three times and always right here; we know what we're doing.

Highway:
Well, Shit-For-Brains, who says we're gonna ambush Major Powers right here?

Stitch Jones:
Hey, you didn't hear Lieutenant Ring? Major Powers wants us to die in a loud, grotesque, military manner.

Highway:
I don't give a fuck about Major Powers. My job is to keep you men alive. Let's move on.

[Soon after, Major Powers and his platoon are on the march in the open.]

Major Powers:
We should be coming to the ambush site over the next hill.

Sergeant Major Choozoo:
Sure does help knowin' where and when you're gonna be hit, sir.

[Unknown to these Marines, Recon Platoon is watching with weapons trained on them.]

Highway:
Easy. Give 'em a few more yards, then we'll nail the coffin shut. [they let First Platoon walk farther into the ambush] Okay now.

Heartbreak Ridge  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Major Powers:
Fill out the proper request forms and send it through the chain of command.

Highway:
[In disbelief] Request forms?

[Colonel Meyers, commander of the 8th Marine Regiment, arrives.]

Major Powers:
Ten-hut!

Colonel Meyers:
At ease, men.

Major Powers:
Major Malcom Powers, sir. Annapolis, Class of '71.

Colonel Meyers:
How are your men doing, Major?

Major Powers:
My men are ready to fight to the death to protect our country, sir.

Colonel Meyers:
[A beat as Colonel Meyers, a combat veteran, looks at him] Let's hope that won't be necessary. [Notices Highway] Have we ever served together?

Highway:
I don't know, sir. Sergeant Major Choozoo and I were in 2nd Battalion, 7th in '68.

Colonel Meyers:
I had a rifle company in 1st Battalion, 7th.

Highway:
[Smiles] Well, we sure as hell chewed some of the same dirt, sir.

Colonel Meyers:
That's for sure. What's your assessment of this alert?

Highway:
It's a clusterfuck.

Colonel Meyers:
Say again?

Highway:
Marines are fighting men. They shouldn't be sitting around on their sorry asses filling out request forms for equipment they should already have.

Colonel Meyers:
Interesting observation, Gunny. Carry on, Major.

Heartbreak Ridge  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Choozoo tells Jones about the Battle of Heartbreak Ridge]

Stitch Jones:
I ain't never heard of no Heartbreak Ridge.

Choozoo:
It ain't in any of the history books. Just a little piece of war. Hell, the place didn't even have a name; just a number. Stony Jackson took one look up and said, "Ladies, if it don't kill us, it'll surely break our hearts."

Stitch Jones:
Who's Stony Jackson?

Choozoo:
He was our platoon sergeant. He was the one recommended Highway for his Congressional Medal of Honor.

Stitch Jones:
Gunny Highway won the CMH?

Choozoo:
He charged two machine gun nests by himself. Didn't sleep for three days. The final human wave, he held off almost singlehandedly. When it was over, there's me, Stony Jackson, Tom Highway. We're the only ones still alive.

Heartbreak Ridge  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Aggie:
Goddamn it!

Thomas Highway:
What's the matter?

Aggie:
How could I be so stupid?

Thomas Highway:
What the hell were you talking about?

Aggie:
You bastard! You son of a bitch, you changed tactics on me, didn't you?

Thomas Highway:
What the fuck were you talking about?

Aggie:
Gave up the old frontal assault, you tried to out-goddamn-flank me. Well, I am onto you, Highway and I want you out of here, right now!

Thomas Highway:
Oh, Jesus Christ, you're not acting very dignified for a mature woman.

Aggie:
What, you old fucking Marine warhorse, I'll show you dignified! Go on! Get out of here! Now go on! Get the fuck out of here! You better get your tail out of here and I'm gonna get mad! Shit, get your tail out of here! Take that, you old fuck! I may never wanna see your craggy, old face again, do you hear me? Don't ever come back. Ever, ever, ever! How dare you...

[Highway leaves and stands outside; Aggie continues yelling and throwing things around inside]

Thomas Highway:
She's as crazy as she's always been, for Christ's sake.

Aggie:
You asshole!

Thomas Highway:
Shit. Fuck. Damn it!

Aggie:
I love you, Highway! Fuck you!

Heartbreak Ridge  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Colonel Meyers:
Are you new to the Infantry, Major?

Major Powers:
Yes, sir. Come over from Supply.

Colonel Meyers:
Were you good at that?

Major Powers:
Yes, sir!

Colonel Meyers:
Well then stick to it, cause you're a walking clusterfuck as an infantry officer! This is a Marine amphibious unit, Major! My men are hard chargers! Lieutenant Ring and Gunnery Sergeant Highway took a bunch of young fire pissers, exercised some personal initiative, and KICKED ASS! [to Lieutenant Ring] Good work, Lieutenant!

1st Lieutenant Ring:
Thank you, sir!

Colonel Meyers:
Lieutenant, see that some of those students are escorted back to Cherry Point.

1st Lieutenant Ring:
Aye, aye, sir. [and runs off]

Colonel Meyers:
[to Major Powers] Well, you're dismissed! [Powers and Webster leave in disgrace; Meyers notices Choozoo and Highway standing nearby] What the hell are you two staring at? Get outta my LZ.

Highway, Choozoo:
[Grinning and heading out] Semper Fi, sir.

Colonel Meyers:
Ooh-rah...

Heartbreak Ridge  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

God:
Hey, Warren! This is the voice of God!

Warren:
What's up?

Heavy Traffic  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Carole:
Listen, Michael. Uh, first thing in the morning, we will take them big-ass drawings of yours up to one of them big cartoon syndicates. You can sell 'em, we'll get some bread, get our clothes out of Angie's house and split for San Francisco. And Shorty can't roll that far.

Michael:
I'm gonna tell you, Carole, I don't wanna sell my cartoons to one of them places. They, uh - they ain't gonna buy that crap anyway. I'm an underground cartoonist. That's - that's where I belong.

Carole:
So why don't you sell your stuff to your underground friends?

Michael:
They don't wanna buy any.

Carole:
Now, why that, Mr. Underground?

Michael:
'Cause, well, uh... [in whisper to Carole] I still jack off.

Carole:
[Laughing] You are cool!

[Both laughing]

Heavy Traffic  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Carole:
What the hell is all this racket about?

Angie:
[referring to Carole] What'd your Jewish momma do now, hire a cleaning lady?

Michael:
Pop, this is my girlfriend.

Angie:
[in shock] Get that nigger out of my house! [Carole thrusts her behind in the air and pops it out revealing her enormous backside before backing out of the room]

Heavy Traffic  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[a hand comes into the screen and onto Michael's neck in a choking fashion]

Michael:
Moe?

[the scene pulls back to reveal Ollie]

Ollie:
Hey, man, do I look like a nigger to you? I mean- I mean, like, take a good, clean look.

Michael:
A good, clean look would be refreshing, Ollie.

Heavy Traffic  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Angie comes home to find Ida praying]

Angie:
Hey, I thought you'd be sleepin'. Hey, Ida, what are you doin' up?

Ida:
Praying for the dead.

Angie:
Who died?

Ida:
Someone close.

Angie:
Anyone I know?

Ida:
YOU die!

[knocks him out with a frying pan]

Ida:
Twenty three years of suffering! So go marry an Italian. Stays out all night with some dumb whore. Catholics don't get divorced! Big deal. I died the day I married a goy! Now it's your turn Angie! Roast in Hell!

[starts shoving his head into the oven]

Ida:
I got one left over!

[shoves him inside and turns on the gas]

Ida:
Go meet your Marys and Josephs!

Heavy Traffic  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[after escaping Ida's oven]

Angie:
Your mother is a goddamn crazy bitch, Michael!

[Ida throws a meat cleaver from O.S. that hits between Angie's legs]

Angie:
Mother of God-!

[looks down his pants]

Angie:
Thank God she needs glasses!

Heavy Traffic  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Moe:
Hey, It's Michael Corleone! What's you doin' now?

[makes pigeon noises]

Moe:
What's you doin' now?

Michael:
Hey, crazy man! How come you're not down in your basement?

Moe:
Well, I, I came to kill your pigeon, boy.

Michael:
Ah, that's bullshit, Moe, you're probably peekin' down at the ladies.

Moe:
Yeah! My peekin' days long shut down, Michael.

[sadly]

Moe:
I ain't there no more. I just ain't there.

[plays his harmonica]

Michael:
Ah, you're just a crazy nigger, Moe. Just a goddamn crazy nigger.

Moe:
We's all niggers, boy! Ha ha! You an' me, just goddamn crazy niggers! We's all niggers boy. Most of us don't know it yet.

Michael:
[passing a joint to Moe] Hey, listen, you want some of this shit?

Moe:
Even your pigeon's a nigger! Ha ha ha ha ha! That's why I'm gonna kill him.

Michael:
Moe, you ain't gonna do shit!

Moe:
Moe: I just ain't there. Every- Everybody plays like they there, but they ain't there. I ain't there. Your pigeon ain't there! He flies high like he there, but he don't fly 'less you open that cage. And he got to come back 'cause he's trained to! He ain't there.

Heavy Traffic  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ollie:
[pressuring Michael to have sex with a naked girl] Say hello to Rosalyn, Mike.

Rosalyn:
Hiya, Mike. I've heard a lot about you.

Ollie:
She's good, Mike! She's good!

Rosalyn:
Everyone says you're a virgin, Michael.

Michael:
Wait a minute! Don't even believe that! You know, everybody talks, they think they know everything. Well, nobody knows nothing. I mean, do I look like a virgin to you?

[Ollie and his friends laugh]

Heavy Traffic  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Michael:
Uh, are you serious about stayin' with me? Cause, I mean, it's really okay with me. I mean, if I could... I could sleep on the floor, and you could... I mean...

Carole:
Listen here, white boy, don't hand me that honky shit. "Stay with you." You ain't got nothin' goin' for you. Damn, man! First you help me get my ass kicked out of a good gig, then, cause you think I need you for a few goddamn minutes, you try to jive-ass me for a quick lay? Now, listen here, boy! [pats her behind, watching it jiggle] As long as Carole got this here good thing, [taps her head] and this here left, ha ha ha! She don't need ANYTHING else unless she wants it, and child, I don't want it.

Heavy Traffic  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Carole shows up at Michael's apartment after being stalked by Shorty]

Carole:
Surprise, Sugar. You're on. What you gonna do about it? I mean, you're on for a few days 'til I hook it up?

Michael:
Uh, yeah, sure, of course. Right on.

Carole:
Right on!

[removing her top and showing her breasts]

Carole:
Sugar, don't you mean right OFF?

[Michael faints]

Carole:
Well, ain't this some shit.

Heavy Traffic  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nazi General:
Five years of construction and research, Grigori. Five years! The Führer doesn't look kindly on failure!

Grigori Rasputin:
There will be no failure, General. I promised Herr Hitler a miracle. I'll deliver one! What I do tonight, can never be undone! I will open a portal, and awaken the Ogdru Jahad - the Seven Gods of Chaos! Our enemies shall be destroyed, and from the ashes...a new Eden will arise.

Hellboy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Abe Sapien:
Behind this door — a dark entity, evil, ancient, and hungry.

Hellboy:
Oh, well. Let me go in and say "Hi".

Hellboy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

John Myers:
(About Sammael) What the hell is that thing?!

Hellboy:
Aw, crap! (Peels off a tentacle latched to his arm) Let me go ask.

Hellboy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Hellboy [being hit on the head with a fire extinguisher]:
Hey! I'm on your side!

Train conductor:
Sure! [hits him on the head again]

Hellboy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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